>be me open carrying to get some water >get startled by dad screaming as he walks in the room shining a light >in my daze, I shoot him from the hip as he scolds me >cns hit, instant death >familial bliss
It sounds like the mood around the house might improve, yes. Sort of like how when that guy shot his neighbors for crossing the street to dump snow in his yard that neighborhood became a more polite society.
>talked shit with their dying breaths
Based. They stared death in the face, called him a homosexual and with their sacrifice got the psycho where he belongs.
if you look hard enough you can find a gang in pretty much any society
but it's not always that difficult, and the proportion of the society engaged in gangs matters quite a lot.
an armed society is a polite society >b-b-ut ignore the existence of gangs >and ignore that America is the most armed society of all time yet is rude as frick
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>yet is rude as frick
Only if you live in the hives >t. practically balls deep in NYC without actually living there
Excited to say I'll be moving very soon. Frick cities, and the people who defend living in them. Miserable people created by miserable, dehumanizing living conditions.
>an armed society is a polite society.
This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.
I've lived in AZ 28 of the 29 years of my life
I just moved within 40 minutes of NYC
All I can say is you're probably a californian yourself, because only someone with calirot in their head could spout trash like this after the shit I've seen from the people up here
>Texans
truth, whenever i have to go to that shithole i see people (probably transplants tryna escape muh commiefornia) being shitty to service workers or other drivers
>an armed society is a polite society.
This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.
>an armed society is a polite society.
This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.
>Texans
truth, whenever i have to go to that shithole i see people (probably transplants tryna escape muh commiefornia) being shitty to service workers or other drivers
Texans are now and have always been complete shitboxes. Black people from the ghettos in texas are way cooler than the guy who owns a ranch and drives a cadillac. Texas mcmansion neighborhoods are exactly the same level of violence and shitty behavior as Ohio or California trailer parks. Peple boast and brag and can barely move, or speak. T?he mexicans are slimmer. Texas Crips are nicer because criplord murders mothers don't let them talk the way a white texas grandmother talks after sucking wieners down at the saloon. Texas female culture is purely prostitue directly tot he tope of the EWing family dynasty, straight to ann richards and the netire BUsh family except Barbara who is the only Lady to ever grace dirt west of the red river.
Get a globe Rasheed the State of Cali is West of the Red River. Ann Margaret did not audition for a musical without her lips crossed with exposure money.
I genuinely believe Texas is one of the most dehumanizing places on earth to live, I only spent a few years there and It genuinely tuned me into a misanthrope, I still haven't fully recovered
to summarize >severely autistic kids used to just be shoved innabasement for being weird >one day a woman happens to have parents stubborn enough to actually teach her to communicate >she ends up going to college >invents a VERY similar machine to the steamroller in order to calm down her own outbursts by squeezing her body in a mechanical hug >morons dunno what it is, interview her, try to ask if its a sex toy in a very roundabout way by talking about "releasing tension" >to the severe autist using it to literally release tension lmao >despite this, autist manages to graduate and have a successful career, shows people that autistic kids don't HAVE to be shoved innabasement.
Had a similar thing when my grampa came to live with us. He was a veteran of some war somewhere and was always walking around in the house with a 1911 saying he it was "his watch" because none of us had been suitably trained.
It got to where I would just walk out of my room and he'd go into some crazy stance with his hand over his gun and yell >HALT
Frickin guy was a menace.
So we implemented a radio check system where I'd call in from my room for permission to go to the kitchen or whatever. >Shortpants 2 requesting permission for kitchen travel
He'd call back >Acknowledged shortpants 2, hold for clear
then some minute or two later call >Shortpants 2 cleared to kitchen
It worked pretty ok and was far less demeaning than the patdowns.
somewhat related to OPs story, something similar happened to a kid in my school years and years ago >be teenage me >move to new school >join jrotc there >get to know people >3 months into school, tragedy strikes classmate >classmate was in my jrotc program >was an adopted Hispanic into a white family
it gets a little more tragic and a whole lot more ironic >adoptee dad was cop, notices somebody snooping around with a flashlight at neighbors house, who are on vacation >cop dad confronts intruder as any good neighbor would >intruder wearing all black with hood up, goes for wasitband, cop dad shoots, duder dead >checks who guy was, turns out it was adopted son attempting to do a bit of fundraising the jogger way >I go to school next few days, school super depressed >some girl asks why I dont seem upset about it after a school wide assembly with therapists and everything >"I dunno, didnt really know the guy, but he seemed like an butthole"
I never really did make friends at that school, I wonder why
wide assembly with therapists and everything >>for a thieving spic >Oh come on.
nta but this is unironically how it all works now and I find it really fricking weird. And it's not like I was in school THAT long ago, I'm in my 40s, yeah I'm officially "middle aged" but it hasn't been 50 years either. Yet things have changed fast, now everything is >"omg kids will be so TRAUMATIZED"
and I unironically think it's worse then the old ways. I mean sure, have some counselors in school that students can safely go to if they want to chat with a professional, but there is no need to convince kids who see no problem that no they must be emotional about it either.
I don't know what the old ways were like, but I lost my mother at the end of fifth grade and there was a ton of pressure from the school once I started middle school to join a support group after school with other kids who had lost parents. They never actually forced me to but it was pretty bizarre that they could let me deal with it how I wanted to.
The issue is that, statistically, most people who lose a parent do not deal with it well and end up going down a shit path in life. It's a good thing that kids are pressured a tad to try and help themselves, it's bad when "help" is forced onto them.
I don't know what the old ways were like, but I lost my mother at the end of fifth grade and there was a ton of pressure from the school once I started middle school to join a support group after school with other kids who had lost parents. They never actually forced me to but it was pretty bizarre that they could let me deal with it how I wanted to.
My whole social studies class saw the second plane strike the WTC on live TV back in the day and we only got the rest of that day off from school. The next day was just business as usual. No "therapy" or "support group" shit at all. Crazy to see how stuff has changed.
Yeah and look at how well-adjusted millenials are, so financially and mentally sound and definitely not doing something society-destroying like raising an entire generation of troons
I wonder if the social expectation to be traumatized is the reason there seems to be more mental issues in the newer generations. It doesn't help everything is overdiagnosed, but hey gotta keep making up ailments to sell cures for!
I am that dad. There is a AR within arms reach, sometimes sidearm. You can't get within 400ft without a police dog alerting on any family (including wild or wandering large animals) by sound, vibration, sound, who knows, just does? Any time that dog alerts, the alert gets checked out. There are perimeter patrols. The dog will go into each persons room in the night too. Property is armed and patrolled. Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship. (common property, all fed and cared for regardless of capacity to pay, free healthcare, free education, generally secular with imposition of moral and social norms, each to the best of their ability)
Based Dave from the Republic of Dave. Wasteland is a harsh place for fools with no vigilance.
>I wonder if the social expectation to be traumatized is the reason there seems to be more mental issues in the newer generations.
One hundred percent. Self-actualization is the most basic drive for teenagers, and that means becoming what you're "supposed" to / expected to become. Tell a teenager they're a depressed autistic transsexual with anxiety and guess what they're going to try to be.
I’m not even thirty and it wasn’t like that when I was in school. We had a student die unexpectedly from a rare medical condition and they told us what happened , but no therapy stuff, I think it was basically just to squash rumors. Same when my dad died and one student’s brother.
More and more, every single day I'm convinced this reality is simply one giant shit test for anyone who's conscious. There's no other explanation for the logic defying, pants on head moronic bullshit you see normies doing or talking about. There has to be some grand purpose.
wide assembly with therapists and everything >>for a thieving spic >Oh come on.
nta but this is unironically how it all works now and I find it really fricking weird. And it's not like I was in school THAT long ago, I'm in my 40s, yeah I'm officially "middle aged" but it hasn't been 50 years either. Yet things have changed fast, now everything is >"omg kids will be so TRAUMATIZED"
and I unironically think it's worse then the old ways. I mean sure, have some counselors in school that students can safely go to if they want to chat with a professional, but there is no need to convince kids who see no problem that no they must be emotional about it either.
You Black folk are unironically mentally ill in some capacity. Of fricking course a school is going to have support for literal children when one of their potential friends was shot, regardless of the reason. The school isn't saying "Being a thieving Black person homosexual is right", they're saying "Hey kids, sorry someone you knew died, if you need to talk to anyone we're here". Jesus Christ, wtf is wrong with you people
You're pretty moronic, you know that?
There's a huge difference between simply offering kids the opportunity to speak to people who can offer support on this topic and having these pathetic assemblies that go out of their way to cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know.
>cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know. >tfw this is your brain on brainrot
Yes anon, offering support to a school and saying "It's okay if you're sad" is "cajoling kids into feeling sad". Lmfao
>cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know. >tfw this is your brain on brainrot
Yes anon, offering support to a school and saying "It's okay if you're sad" is "cajoling kids into feeling sad". Lmfao
I agree with both of you. We should offer kids mental health resources, but we need to also tell them they have to just deal with shit sometimes without breaking down
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY TO MAINTAIN SECURITY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PIG PIG PIG PIG
have a nice day. And that's not even what he said, could've been on the lawn, moron.
larp harder. It's the only way. >pfft what are you going to do? You think you can pen my level IV plates? >you aren't even wearing plate carrier loser >holy shit is that a streamlight on your handgun? >lmao can't believe you're frickin noNODs
then you blast him with your black market chinese PEQ clone with a seriously overpowered IR laser, frying his corneas with invisible light. After that you sit him in the cuck chair and make him listen as you frick his wife while in full kit.
Didn't a bunch if the /r/teenagers mods get outed as being 30-something pedophiles?
Reddit is a shithole of a website and nothing there should be taken seriously. It's somehow worse than here.
my dad almost shot me a couple times sneaking back into the house when i was a young lad, we just laugh about it now. kid needs to grow up, and have a man to man talk about just installing an alarm system on the doors instead of b***hing on reddit to a bunch of virgins.
I am that dad. There is a AR within arms reach, sometimes sidearm. You can't get within 400ft without a police dog alerting on any family (including wild or wandering large animals) by sound, vibration, sound, who knows, just does? Any time that dog alerts, the alert gets checked out. There are perimeter patrols. The dog will go into each persons room in the night too. Property is armed and patrolled. Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship. (common property, all fed and cared for regardless of capacity to pay, free healthcare, free education, generally secular with imposition of moral and social norms, each to the best of their ability)
>Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship.
The calling card of every abusive parent who has or will unwittingly do severe damage to their kids' psyche and will refuse to admit it even on their deathbed.
an armed society is a polite society >b-b-ut ignore the existence of gangs >and ignore that America is the most armed society of all time yet is rude as frick
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I've traveled pretty extensively.
Americans are loud and talkative, but they aren't rude.
I've been told by a European that going for a handshake immedietly upon meeting someone is considered rude by many. As if the grandsons of serfs are so frail that they can't imagine another man giving them a physical sign of respect and take it as a threat
I sometimes wonder if /k/ is like 5 dudes. Half the guns posted are glocks from a dude with an Alaskan backplate and the other by a dudes with an autistic fixation on berettas
Some researchers ran the numbers at some point and realized that on any forum about 95% of the posts are from a very small fraction of the actual site population. Majority of everyone everywhere is lurkers or only one-time/rare posters.
Yep, no matter where I go to /K/ there are some people I see in every thread. >"frick ya mudda" guy >about two guys who love negligent discharges and jerk each other off with their fake stories. >Those guys trying to insert religion in every thread, I think its the same 3 or 4 guys. >That guy who hates 10mm, calling you a nogunz and if you post a gun he'll whine about how your gun doesn't count. >That guy in every suppressor thread who gets mad if you call it a silencer despite people pointing out that thats what the creator (Hiram Percy Maxim) called them. >The guy who calls everything a slide thread, "oh you're talking about edc weapons? SLIDE THREAD!" >Don't even get me started on the knife thread guys, I think its the same 6 to 8 people making sure that there are 2 blade threads every day.
For me, its >The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards >the underage guy who capitalizes board names >the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting
>>the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting
In my defense (and the two other people who do so) its either using the (>) or using that hated "reddit spacing" that'll make the newbies shit a brick.
For me, its >The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards >the underage guy who capitalizes board names >the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting
I just don't understand why people come to /k/ and do not respect that board is for gun owners first and foremost.
You all the other boards, reddit and twitter to be a gungrabber.
Yeah, literally every other place. Coming here is just dumb - especially with low quality nonsense. At least make an effort to send something better. This is insulting.
>Invest in a lock
This didn't even happen but that part pisses me off the most. The frick is a lock going to do when Jamal and Jèsus decide to smoke you and your golden retriever for your TV and whatever is in the fridge? Get them angry that they had to pick it in 7 seconds instead of 3? Convince them to do the smart thing and start with a bedroom window and entry frag instead of walking through the door like they're thieves in a fricking movie? I don't get how lefties think like this. If I'm an Alabama tranner and existentially worried about Cleetus and Co. lynching me for buying out all the blahaj again, I'd want myself and my community armed, not reliant on the "qualified government experts" who are in a strawman quantum superposition of being infallible demigods above civilian scrutiny and being compromised neo nazi tyranny fetishizing bootlickers.
yeah
an armed society is a polite society. the path to familial bliss is everybody in the family open carrying around the house at all times.
>be me open carrying to get some water
>get startled by dad screaming as he walks in the room shining a light
>in my daze, I shoot him from the hip as he scolds me
>cns hit, instant death
>familial bliss
It sounds like the mood around the house might improve, yes. Sort of like how when that guy shot his neighbors for crossing the street to dump snow in his yard that neighborhood became a more polite society.
They both talked shit with their dying breath, that’s dedication to being c**ts.
>talked shit with their dying breaths
Based. They stared death in the face, called him a homosexual and with their sacrifice got the psycho where he belongs.
I really want to know what the frick their problem was
armed schizo dad being gone might be an improvement yes.
>not having established unique challenges and passwords for everyone in your family
ngmi
Oedipus.
>an armed society is a polite society.
See: Gangs
Gangs aren't relevant. They're a constant, they're present and armed in all societies.
if you look hard enough you can find a gang in pretty much any society
but it's not always that difficult, and the proportion of the society engaged in gangs matters quite a lot.
80% of europe disagrees. In my town of 16k people the last robbery was in 2002
How much of a moron are you. There's towns in the US that haven't had crime since the 90s. Doesn't mean gangs don't exist.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Gangs_in_Europe_by_country
*Non-Black person, actually human society.
Monkeys don't count.
Captcha: 2GTA
Brown people can't into society
There are white gangs too, silly.
Just shoot the gangers, duh
an armed society is a polite society
>b-b-ut ignore the existence of gangs
>and ignore that America is the most armed society of all time yet is rude as frick
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>yet is rude as frick
Only if you live in the hives
>t. practically balls deep in NYC without actually living there
Excited to say I'll be moving very soon. Frick cities, and the people who defend living in them. Miserable people created by miserable, dehumanizing living conditions.
>an armed society is a polite society.
This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.
I've lived in AZ 28 of the 29 years of my life
I just moved within 40 minutes of NYC
All I can say is you're probably a californian yourself, because only someone with calirot in their head could spout trash like this after the shit I've seen from the people up here
>Texans
truth, whenever i have to go to that shithole i see people (probably transplants tryna escape muh commiefornia) being shitty to service workers or other drivers
Texans are now and have always been complete shitboxes. Black people from the ghettos in texas are way cooler than the guy who owns a ranch and drives a cadillac. Texas mcmansion neighborhoods are exactly the same level of violence and shitty behavior as Ohio or California trailer parks. Peple boast and brag and can barely move, or speak. T?he mexicans are slimmer. Texas Crips are nicer because criplord murders mothers don't let them talk the way a white texas grandmother talks after sucking wieners down at the saloon. Texas female culture is purely prostitue directly tot he tope of the EWing family dynasty, straight to ann richards and the netire BUsh family except Barbara who is the only Lady to ever grace dirt west of the red river.
This is the most cali suburbanite shit I've read in my life lmao
Post guns
Get a globe Rasheed the State of Cali is West of the Red River. Ann Margaret did not audition for a musical without her lips crossed with exposure money.
>no guns
Not reading your post 🙂
I genuinely believe Texas is one of the most dehumanizing places on earth to live, I only spent a few years there and It genuinely tuned me into a misanthrope, I still haven't fully recovered
>Therapy
Fake story
This tipped me off as well. It’s lefty outrage/victimization porn
I like how the dad is a perfect caricature of the average massive sperg that posts on /k/
>Massive sperg
>Reproducing
Yeah I'll take things that never happened for 500 ghost of Alex.
>I’ll take “Shit that never happened” for 500 Alex
Shoot him.
It's honestly so ludicrous that it's almost believable.
>Explains problem
>Gives political takes
>Uhh guys my dad is a gun owning chud who needs to be disarmed what do
Then everyone clapped
I'm very curious, what part of this is the political take?
I don't believe it.
LARP with him
Genuinely. Could be fun. But this is r*ddit so it's a fake story, or the poster is some sort of Soja slurper.
>father and son both acoustic
No protecting from your jeans.
>jean genes
u herd me
I do wonder what Mom's thing is in this family.
Moms likely old
It’s over. Put me in the moron squisher
Sure thing anon, hop on.
I can never see that without remembering how the person that invented it got in trouble because morons in college thought it was an elaborate sex toy.
>morons in college thought it was an elaborate sex toy.
what?
to summarize
>severely autistic kids used to just be shoved innabasement for being weird
>one day a woman happens to have parents stubborn enough to actually teach her to communicate
>she ends up going to college
>invents a VERY similar machine to the steamroller in order to calm down her own outbursts by squeezing her body in a mechanical hug
>morons dunno what it is, interview her, try to ask if its a sex toy in a very roundabout way by talking about "releasing tension"
>to the severe autist using it to literally release tension lmao
>despite this, autist manages to graduate and have a successful career, shows people that autistic kids don't HAVE to be shoved innabasement.
The story is true, I'm the dad. I regret nothing.
Based, get your pussy son some protein powder and a gun, take him out hunting.
Had a similar thing when my grampa came to live with us. He was a veteran of some war somewhere and was always walking around in the house with a 1911 saying he it was "his watch" because none of us had been suitably trained.
It got to where I would just walk out of my room and he'd go into some crazy stance with his hand over his gun and yell
>HALT
Frickin guy was a menace.
So we implemented a radio check system where I'd call in from my room for permission to go to the kitchen or whatever.
>Shortpants 2 requesting permission for kitchen travel
He'd call back
>Acknowledged shortpants 2, hold for clear
then some minute or two later call
>Shortpants 2 cleared to kitchen
It worked pretty ok and was far less demeaning than the patdowns.
Tragic, hilarious and endearing. Do you find the radio checks a fond memory of him?
I wonder if a more modern iff system would be viable? Bluetooth trackers? IR leds?
Fake and gay
somewhat related to OPs story, something similar happened to a kid in my school years and years ago
>be teenage me
>move to new school
>join jrotc there
>get to know people
>3 months into school, tragedy strikes classmate
>classmate was in my jrotc program
>was an adopted Hispanic into a white family
it gets a little more tragic and a whole lot more ironic
>adoptee dad was cop, notices somebody snooping around with a flashlight at neighbors house, who are on vacation
>cop dad confronts intruder as any good neighbor would
>intruder wearing all black with hood up, goes for wasitband, cop dad shoots, duder dead
>checks who guy was, turns out it was adopted son attempting to do a bit of fundraising the jogger way
>I go to school next few days, school super depressed
>some girl asks why I dont seem upset about it after a school wide assembly with therapists and everything
>"I dunno, didnt really know the guy, but he seemed like an butthole"
I never really did make friends at that school, I wonder why
>school wide assembly with therapists and everything
>for a thieving spic
Oh come on.
it was weird being the one kid with no attachments and a newly objective view on the turd
wide assembly with therapists and everything
>>for a thieving spic
>Oh come on.
nta but this is unironically how it all works now and I find it really fricking weird. And it's not like I was in school THAT long ago, I'm in my 40s, yeah I'm officially "middle aged" but it hasn't been 50 years either. Yet things have changed fast, now everything is
>"omg kids will be so TRAUMATIZED"
and I unironically think it's worse then the old ways. I mean sure, have some counselors in school that students can safely go to if they want to chat with a professional, but there is no need to convince kids who see no problem that no they must be emotional about it either.
I don't know what the old ways were like, but I lost my mother at the end of fifth grade and there was a ton of pressure from the school once I started middle school to join a support group after school with other kids who had lost parents. They never actually forced me to but it was pretty bizarre that they could let me deal with it how I wanted to.
The issue is that, statistically, most people who lose a parent do not deal with it well and end up going down a shit path in life. It's a good thing that kids are pressured a tad to try and help themselves, it's bad when "help" is forced onto them.
My whole social studies class saw the second plane strike the WTC on live TV back in the day and we only got the rest of that day off from school. The next day was just business as usual. No "therapy" or "support group" shit at all. Crazy to see how stuff has changed.
Thank u for your service
>Crazy to see how stuff has changed.
Same, in my case it was seeing the Challenger explode on live TV in elementary school.
Yeah and look at how well-adjusted millenials are, so financially and mentally sound and definitely not doing something society-destroying like raising an entire generation of troons
Zoomers are gayer and more trooned out. Shits rolling downhill.
I wonder if the social expectation to be traumatized is the reason there seems to be more mental issues in the newer generations. It doesn't help everything is overdiagnosed, but hey gotta keep making up ailments to sell cures for!
Based Dave from the Republic of Dave. Wasteland is a harsh place for fools with no vigilance.
>I wonder if the social expectation to be traumatized is the reason there seems to be more mental issues in the newer generations.
One hundred percent. Self-actualization is the most basic drive for teenagers, and that means becoming what you're "supposed" to / expected to become. Tell a teenager they're a depressed autistic transsexual with anxiety and guess what they're going to try to be.
I’m not even thirty and it wasn’t like that when I was in school. We had a student die unexpectedly from a rare medical condition and they told us what happened , but no therapy stuff, I think it was basically just to squash rumors. Same when my dad died and one student’s brother.
More and more, every single day I'm convinced this reality is simply one giant shit test for anyone who's conscious. There's no other explanation for the logic defying, pants on head moronic bullshit you see normies doing or talking about. There has to be some grand purpose.
You Black folk are unironically mentally ill in some capacity. Of fricking course a school is going to have support for literal children when one of their potential friends was shot, regardless of the reason. The school isn't saying "Being a thieving Black person homosexual is right", they're saying "Hey kids, sorry someone you knew died, if you need to talk to anyone we're here". Jesus Christ, wtf is wrong with you people
You're pretty moronic, you know that?
There's a huge difference between simply offering kids the opportunity to speak to people who can offer support on this topic and having these pathetic assemblies that go out of their way to cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know.
>cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know.
>tfw this is your brain on brainrot
Yes anon, offering support to a school and saying "It's okay if you're sad" is "cajoling kids into feeling sad". Lmfao
I agree with both of you. We should offer kids mental health resources, but we need to also tell them they have to just deal with shit sometimes without breaking down
>cop dad confronts intruder as any good neighbor would
So he broke into the neighbor's house? Pigs be pigs.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY TO MAINTAIN SECURITY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PIG PIG PIG PIG
have a nice day. And that's not even what he said, could've been on the lawn, moron.
>what's the best defense against a larping family member?
Red flag laws should do fine.
living in reality
Frick thats cringe/clearly its mental illness at play on some lower level
one day my son will be writing the same, god willing.
larp harder. It's the only way.
>pfft what are you going to do? You think you can pen my level IV plates?
>you aren't even wearing plate carrier loser
>holy shit is that a streamlight on your handgun?
>lmao can't believe you're frickin noNODs
then you blast him with your black market chinese PEQ clone with a seriously overpowered IR laser, frying his corneas with invisible light. After that you sit him in the cuck chair and make him listen as you frick his wife while in full kit.
Didn't a bunch if the /r/teenagers mods get outed as being 30-something pedophiles?
Reddit is a shithole of a website and nothing there should be taken seriously. It's somehow worse than here.
my dad almost shot me a couple times sneaking back into the house when i was a young lad, we just laugh about it now. kid needs to grow up, and have a man to man talk about just installing an alarm system on the doors instead of b***hing on reddit to a bunch of virgins.
laxatives + claymore in the bathroom door
are americans really like this or is this just shiposting
>jpg
moron
I am that dad. There is a AR within arms reach, sometimes sidearm. You can't get within 400ft without a police dog alerting on any family (including wild or wandering large animals) by sound, vibration, sound, who knows, just does? Any time that dog alerts, the alert gets checked out. There are perimeter patrols. The dog will go into each persons room in the night too. Property is armed and patrolled. Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship. (common property, all fed and cared for regardless of capacity to pay, free healthcare, free education, generally secular with imposition of moral and social norms, each to the best of their ability)
* non-family
You don't even have a family bro calm down
>Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship.
The calling card of every abusive parent who has or will unwittingly do severe damage to their kids' psyche and will refuse to admit it even on their deathbed.
You should have been spanked you whiny zoomer homosexual
Not being on reddit, this is a really difficult proposition for /k/ though.
A claymore mine.
Based and frick-this-house pilled.
I've traveled pretty extensively.
Americans are loud and talkative, but they aren't rude.
I've been told by a European that going for a handshake immedietly upon meeting someone is considered rude by many. As if the grandsons of serfs are so frail that they can't imagine another man giving them a physical sign of respect and take it as a threat
Boys switch from fistbumps to handshakes around 9th grade in yurop
How the frick does this reddit slide trash not get removed? Jannies?
I sometimes wonder if /k/ is like 5 dudes. Half the guns posted are glocks from a dude with an Alaskan backplate and the other by a dudes with an autistic fixation on berettas
Some researchers ran the numbers at some point and realized that on any forum about 95% of the posts are from a very small fraction of the actual site population. Majority of everyone everywhere is lurkers or only one-time/rare posters.
You're not wrong, however
>59 IPs
Just imagine how many lurkers there are. And we're still a speck of dust compared to the major platforms.
Even if you actively post all day every day, you're not going to post in every thread you see. Hell, not even in the majority of threads you see.
>Just imagine how many lurkers there are
>lurk moar
it just werks
Lurker here. I fricked up.
Yep, no matter where I go to /K/ there are some people I see in every thread.
>"frick ya mudda" guy
>about two guys who love negligent discharges and jerk each other off with their fake stories.
>Those guys trying to insert religion in every thread, I think its the same 3 or 4 guys.
>That guy who hates 10mm, calling you a nogunz and if you post a gun he'll whine about how your gun doesn't count.
>That guy in every suppressor thread who gets mad if you call it a silencer despite people pointing out that thats what the creator (Hiram Percy Maxim) called them.
>The guy who calls everything a slide thread, "oh you're talking about edc weapons? SLIDE THREAD!"
>Don't even get me started on the knife thread guys, I think its the same 6 to 8 people making sure that there are 2 blade threads every day.
For me, its
>The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards
>the underage guy who capitalizes board names
>the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting
>>the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting
In my defense (and the two other people who do so) its either using the (>) or using that hated "reddit spacing" that'll make the newbies shit a brick.
>>The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards
Me.
>that tripgay who rapes dogs
You forgot the idiots who inject ukraine shit into every thread
Made up, didn't happen
Yeah, syntax and diction do not align with the claimed identity.
The kid sounds like a homosexual and probably deserves to die.
I just don't understand why people come to /k/ and do not respect that board is for gun owners first and foremost.
You all the other boards, reddit and twitter to be a gungrabber.
Yeah, literally every other place. Coming here is just dumb - especially with low quality nonsense. At least make an effort to send something better. This is insulting.
>ywn have a tacticool operadad who almost shoots you every night
Why even live.
>Invest in a lock
This didn't even happen but that part pisses me off the most. The frick is a lock going to do when Jamal and Jèsus decide to smoke you and your golden retriever for your TV and whatever is in the fridge? Get them angry that they had to pick it in 7 seconds instead of 3? Convince them to do the smart thing and start with a bedroom window and entry frag instead of walking through the door like they're thieves in a fricking movie? I don't get how lefties think like this. If I'm an Alabama tranner and existentially worried about Cleetus and Co. lynching me for buying out all the blahaj again, I'd want myself and my community armed, not reliant on the "qualified government experts" who are in a strawman quantum superposition of being infallible demigods above civilian scrutiny and being compromised neo nazi tyranny fetishizing bootlickers.
no matter how much i like guns, i thank god every single day that i'm not an american.
Good. Stay the frick out, we're way past full.
Jesus frick that moron is turning his son into a noguns soi because he can't stop sperging out
Its a made up story by a NoGunz, you don't have to worry about the kid becoming something he already is.
>Everyone but me is a pedophile
Lol. Lmao. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
He needs to be red flagged, evaluated, and the kids need to be taken by CPS. That's an insane and dangerous person.
yeah that happened