what's the best defense against a larping family member?

what's the best defense against a larping family member?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an armed society is a polite society. the path to familial bliss is everybody in the family open carrying around the house at all times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be me open carrying to get some water
      >get startled by dad screaming as he walks in the room shining a light
      >in my daze, I shoot him from the hip as he scolds me
      >cns hit, instant death
      >familial bliss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like the mood around the house might improve, yes. Sort of like how when that guy shot his neighbors for crossing the street to dump snow in his yard that neighborhood became a more polite society.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They both talked shit with their dying breath, that’s dedication to being c**ts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >talked shit with their dying breaths
            Based. They stared death in the face, called him a homosexual and with their sacrifice got the psycho where he belongs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really want to know what the frick their problem was

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        armed schizo dad being gone might be an improvement yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not having established unique challenges and passwords for everyone in your family
        ngmi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oedipus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >an armed society is a polite society.
      See: Gangs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gangs aren't relevant. They're a constant, they're present and armed in all societies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if you look hard enough you can find a gang in pretty much any society
          but it's not always that difficult, and the proportion of the society engaged in gangs matters quite a lot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          80% of europe disagrees. In my town of 16k people the last robbery was in 2002

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How much of a moron are you. There's towns in the US that haven't had crime since the 90s. Doesn't mean gangs don't exist.

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Gangs_in_Europe_by_country

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *Non-Black person, actually human society.

        Monkeys don't count.

        Captcha: 2GTA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brown people can't into society

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are white gangs too, silly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just shoot the gangers, duh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      an armed society is a polite society
      >b-b-ut ignore the existence of gangs
      >and ignore that America is the most armed society of all time yet is rude as frick
      larper detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yet is rude as frick
        Only if you live in the hives
        >t. practically balls deep in NYC without actually living there
        Excited to say I'll be moving very soon. Frick cities, and the people who defend living in them. Miserable people created by miserable, dehumanizing living conditions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >an armed society is a polite society.
      This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've lived in AZ 28 of the 29 years of my life
        I just moved within 40 minutes of NYC
        All I can say is you're probably a californian yourself, because only someone with calirot in their head could spout trash like this after the shit I've seen from the people up here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Texans
        truth, whenever i have to go to that shithole i see people (probably transplants tryna escape muh commiefornia) being shitty to service workers or other drivers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >an armed society is a polite society.
      This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.

      >an armed society is a polite society.
      This is BS because between California and Arizona and Texas, the people in California are less rude and they aren't even that nice. Texans and Arizonans are complete buttholes to each other, road rage is a daily sport, it's disgusting.

      >Texans
      truth, whenever i have to go to that shithole i see people (probably transplants tryna escape muh commiefornia) being shitty to service workers or other drivers

      Texans are now and have always been complete shitboxes. Black people from the ghettos in texas are way cooler than the guy who owns a ranch and drives a cadillac. Texas mcmansion neighborhoods are exactly the same level of violence and shitty behavior as Ohio or California trailer parks. Peple boast and brag and can barely move, or speak. T?he mexicans are slimmer. Texas Crips are nicer because criplord murders mothers don't let them talk the way a white texas grandmother talks after sucking wieners down at the saloon. Texas female culture is purely prostitue directly tot he tope of the EWing family dynasty, straight to ann richards and the netire BUsh family except Barbara who is the only Lady to ever grace dirt west of the red river.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most cali suburbanite shit I've read in my life lmao
        Post guns

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get a globe Rasheed the State of Cali is West of the Red River. Ann Margaret did not audition for a musical without her lips crossed with exposure money.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no guns
            Not reading your post 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely believe Texas is one of the most dehumanizing places on earth to live, I only spent a few years there and It genuinely tuned me into a misanthrope, I still haven't fully recovered

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Therapy
    Fake story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This tipped me off as well. It’s lefty outrage/victimization porn

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the dad is a perfect caricature of the average massive sperg that posts on /k/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Massive sperg
      >Reproducing

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'll take things that never happened for 500 ghost of Alex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ll take “Shit that never happened” for 500 Alex

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ll take “Shit that never happened” for 500 Alex

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly so ludicrous that it's almost believable.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Explains problem
    >Gives political takes
    >Uhh guys my dad is a gun owning chud who needs to be disarmed what do
    Then everyone clapped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very curious, what part of this is the political take?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LARP with him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely. Could be fun. But this is r*ddit so it's a fake story, or the poster is some sort of Soja slurper.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >father and son both acoustic

    No protecting from your jeans.

    >jean genes

    u herd me

    I do wonder what Mom's thing is in this family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Moms likely old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s over. Put me in the moron squisher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing anon, hop on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can never see that without remembering how the person that invented it got in trouble because morons in college thought it was an elaborate sex toy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >morons in college thought it was an elaborate sex toy.

        what?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          to summarize
          >severely autistic kids used to just be shoved innabasement for being weird
          >one day a woman happens to have parents stubborn enough to actually teach her to communicate
          >she ends up going to college
          >invents a VERY similar machine to the steamroller in order to calm down her own outbursts by squeezing her body in a mechanical hug
          >morons dunno what it is, interview her, try to ask if its a sex toy in a very roundabout way by talking about "releasing tension"
          >to the severe autist using it to literally release tension lmao
          >despite this, autist manages to graduate and have a successful career, shows people that autistic kids don't HAVE to be shoved innabasement.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The story is true, I'm the dad. I regret nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based, get your pussy son some protein powder and a gun, take him out hunting.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had a similar thing when my grampa came to live with us. He was a veteran of some war somewhere and was always walking around in the house with a 1911 saying he it was "his watch" because none of us had been suitably trained.
    It got to where I would just walk out of my room and he'd go into some crazy stance with his hand over his gun and yell
    >HALT
    Frickin guy was a menace.

    So we implemented a radio check system where I'd call in from my room for permission to go to the kitchen or whatever.
    >Shortpants 2 requesting permission for kitchen travel
    He'd call back
    >Acknowledged shortpants 2, hold for clear
    then some minute or two later call
    >Shortpants 2 cleared to kitchen

    It worked pretty ok and was far less demeaning than the patdowns.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tragic, hilarious and endearing. Do you find the radio checks a fond memory of him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if a more modern iff system would be viable? Bluetooth trackers? IR leds?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somewhat related to OPs story, something similar happened to a kid in my school years and years ago
    >be teenage me
    >move to new school
    >join jrotc there
    >get to know people
    >3 months into school, tragedy strikes classmate
    >classmate was in my jrotc program
    >was an adopted Hispanic into a white family
    it gets a little more tragic and a whole lot more ironic
    >adoptee dad was cop, notices somebody snooping around with a flashlight at neighbors house, who are on vacation
    >cop dad confronts intruder as any good neighbor would
    >intruder wearing all black with hood up, goes for wasitband, cop dad shoots, duder dead
    >checks who guy was, turns out it was adopted son attempting to do a bit of fundraising the jogger way
    >I go to school next few days, school super depressed
    >some girl asks why I dont seem upset about it after a school wide assembly with therapists and everything
    >"I dunno, didnt really know the guy, but he seemed like an butthole"
    I never really did make friends at that school, I wonder why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >school wide assembly with therapists and everything
      >for a thieving spic
      Oh come on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was weird being the one kid with no attachments and a newly objective view on the turd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wide assembly with therapists and everything
        >>for a thieving spic
        >Oh come on.
        nta but this is unironically how it all works now and I find it really fricking weird. And it's not like I was in school THAT long ago, I'm in my 40s, yeah I'm officially "middle aged" but it hasn't been 50 years either. Yet things have changed fast, now everything is
        >"omg kids will be so TRAUMATIZED"
        and I unironically think it's worse then the old ways. I mean sure, have some counselors in school that students can safely go to if they want to chat with a professional, but there is no need to convince kids who see no problem that no they must be emotional about it either.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what the old ways were like, but I lost my mother at the end of fifth grade and there was a ton of pressure from the school once I started middle school to join a support group after school with other kids who had lost parents. They never actually forced me to but it was pretty bizarre that they could let me deal with it how I wanted to.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is that, statistically, most people who lose a parent do not deal with it well and end up going down a shit path in life. It's a good thing that kids are pressured a tad to try and help themselves, it's bad when "help" is forced onto them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what the old ways were like, but I lost my mother at the end of fifth grade and there was a ton of pressure from the school once I started middle school to join a support group after school with other kids who had lost parents. They never actually forced me to but it was pretty bizarre that they could let me deal with it how I wanted to.

          My whole social studies class saw the second plane strike the WTC on live TV back in the day and we only got the rest of that day off from school. The next day was just business as usual. No "therapy" or "support group" shit at all. Crazy to see how stuff has changed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thank u for your service

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Crazy to see how stuff has changed.
            Same, in my case it was seeing the Challenger explode on live TV in elementary school.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and look at how well-adjusted millenials are, so financially and mentally sound and definitely not doing something society-destroying like raising an entire generation of troons

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomers are gayer and more trooned out. Shits rolling downhill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if the social expectation to be traumatized is the reason there seems to be more mental issues in the newer generations. It doesn't help everything is overdiagnosed, but hey gotta keep making up ailments to sell cures for!

          I am that dad. There is a AR within arms reach, sometimes sidearm. You can't get within 400ft without a police dog alerting on any family (including wild or wandering large animals) by sound, vibration, sound, who knows, just does? Any time that dog alerts, the alert gets checked out. There are perimeter patrols. The dog will go into each persons room in the night too. Property is armed and patrolled. Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship. (common property, all fed and cared for regardless of capacity to pay, free healthcare, free education, generally secular with imposition of moral and social norms, each to the best of their ability)

          Based Dave from the Republic of Dave. Wasteland is a harsh place for fools with no vigilance.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I wonder if the social expectation to be traumatized is the reason there seems to be more mental issues in the newer generations.
            One hundred percent. Self-actualization is the most basic drive for teenagers, and that means becoming what you're "supposed" to / expected to become. Tell a teenager they're a depressed autistic transsexual with anxiety and guess what they're going to try to be.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not even thirty and it wasn’t like that when I was in school. We had a student die unexpectedly from a rare medical condition and they told us what happened , but no therapy stuff, I think it was basically just to squash rumors. Same when my dad died and one student’s brother.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More and more, every single day I'm convinced this reality is simply one giant shit test for anyone who's conscious. There's no other explanation for the logic defying, pants on head moronic bullshit you see normies doing or talking about. There has to be some grand purpose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wide assembly with therapists and everything
        >>for a thieving spic
        >Oh come on.
        nta but this is unironically how it all works now and I find it really fricking weird. And it's not like I was in school THAT long ago, I'm in my 40s, yeah I'm officially "middle aged" but it hasn't been 50 years either. Yet things have changed fast, now everything is
        >"omg kids will be so TRAUMATIZED"
        and I unironically think it's worse then the old ways. I mean sure, have some counselors in school that students can safely go to if they want to chat with a professional, but there is no need to convince kids who see no problem that no they must be emotional about it either.

        You Black folk are unironically mentally ill in some capacity. Of fricking course a school is going to have support for literal children when one of their potential friends was shot, regardless of the reason. The school isn't saying "Being a thieving Black person homosexual is right", they're saying "Hey kids, sorry someone you knew died, if you need to talk to anyone we're here". Jesus Christ, wtf is wrong with you people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're pretty moronic, you know that?
          There's a huge difference between simply offering kids the opportunity to speak to people who can offer support on this topic and having these pathetic assemblies that go out of their way to cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know.
            >tfw this is your brain on brainrot
            Yes anon, offering support to a school and saying "It's okay if you're sad" is "cajoling kids into feeling sad". Lmfao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cajole the kids into feeling sad and affected by the death of someone that they probably don't even know.
            >tfw this is your brain on brainrot
            Yes anon, offering support to a school and saying "It's okay if you're sad" is "cajoling kids into feeling sad". Lmfao

            I agree with both of you. We should offer kids mental health resources, but we need to also tell them they have to just deal with shit sometimes without breaking down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cop dad confronts intruder as any good neighbor would
      So he broke into the neighbor's house? Pigs be pigs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY TO MAINTAIN SECURITY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PIG PIG PIG PIG
        have a nice day. And that's not even what he said, could've been on the lawn, moron.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the best defense against a larping family member?
    Red flag laws should do fine.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    living in reality

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick thats cringe/clearly its mental illness at play on some lower level

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one day my son will be writing the same, god willing.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    larp harder. It's the only way.
    >pfft what are you going to do? You think you can pen my level IV plates?
    >you aren't even wearing plate carrier loser
    >holy shit is that a streamlight on your handgun?
    >lmao can't believe you're frickin noNODs
    then you blast him with your black market chinese PEQ clone with a seriously overpowered IR laser, frying his corneas with invisible light. After that you sit him in the cuck chair and make him listen as you frick his wife while in full kit.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't a bunch if the /r/teenagers mods get outed as being 30-something pedophiles?
    Reddit is a shithole of a website and nothing there should be taken seriously. It's somehow worse than here.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my dad almost shot me a couple times sneaking back into the house when i was a young lad, we just laugh about it now. kid needs to grow up, and have a man to man talk about just installing an alarm system on the doors instead of b***hing on reddit to a bunch of virgins.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    laxatives + claymore in the bathroom door

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are americans really like this or is this just shiposting

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jpg
    moron

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am that dad. There is a AR within arms reach, sometimes sidearm. You can't get within 400ft without a police dog alerting on any family (including wild or wandering large animals) by sound, vibration, sound, who knows, just does? Any time that dog alerts, the alert gets checked out. There are perimeter patrols. The dog will go into each persons room in the night too. Property is armed and patrolled. Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship. (common property, all fed and cared for regardless of capacity to pay, free healthcare, free education, generally secular with imposition of moral and social norms, each to the best of their ability)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      * non-family

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even have a family bro calm down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't like it? Move out. I am the supreme leader of a Family Socialist Dictatorship.
      The calling card of every abusive parent who has or will unwittingly do severe damage to their kids' psyche and will refuse to admit it even on their deathbed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You should have been spanked you whiny zoomer homosexual

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not being on reddit, this is a really difficult proposition for /k/ though.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A claymore mine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based and frick-this-house pilled.

      an armed society is a polite society
      >b-b-ut ignore the existence of gangs
      >and ignore that America is the most armed society of all time yet is rude as frick
      larper detected

      I've traveled pretty extensively.
      Americans are loud and talkative, but they aren't rude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been told by a European that going for a handshake immedietly upon meeting someone is considered rude by many. As if the grandsons of serfs are so frail that they can't imagine another man giving them a physical sign of respect and take it as a threat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boys switch from fistbumps to handshakes around 9th grade in yurop

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does this reddit slide trash not get removed? Jannies?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I sometimes wonder if /k/ is like 5 dudes. Half the guns posted are glocks from a dude with an Alaskan backplate and the other by a dudes with an autistic fixation on berettas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some researchers ran the numbers at some point and realized that on any forum about 95% of the posts are from a very small fraction of the actual site population. Majority of everyone everywhere is lurkers or only one-time/rare posters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong, however
        >59 IPs
        Just imagine how many lurkers there are. And we're still a speck of dust compared to the major platforms.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you actively post all day every day, you're not going to post in every thread you see. Hell, not even in the majority of threads you see.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just imagine how many lurkers there are
        >lurk moar
        it just werks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lurker here. I fricked up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no matter where I go to /K/ there are some people I see in every thread.
        >"frick ya mudda" guy
        >about two guys who love negligent discharges and jerk each other off with their fake stories.
        >Those guys trying to insert religion in every thread, I think its the same 3 or 4 guys.
        >That guy who hates 10mm, calling you a nogunz and if you post a gun he'll whine about how your gun doesn't count.
        >That guy in every suppressor thread who gets mad if you call it a silencer despite people pointing out that thats what the creator (Hiram Percy Maxim) called them.
        >The guy who calls everything a slide thread, "oh you're talking about edc weapons? SLIDE THREAD!"
        >Don't even get me started on the knife thread guys, I think its the same 6 to 8 people making sure that there are 2 blade threads every day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For me, its
          >The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards
          >the underage guy who capitalizes board names
          >the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting
            In my defense (and the two other people who do so) its either using the (>) or using that hated "reddit spacing" that'll make the newbies shit a brick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards
            Me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For me, its
          >The phoneposter who refuses to use // when referring to boards
          >the underage guy who capitalizes board names
          >the tourist who uses - bulletpoints interchangeably with greentexting

          >that tripgay who rapes dogs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the idiots who inject ukraine shit into every thread

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Made up, didn't happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, syntax and diction do not align with the claimed identity.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kid sounds like a homosexual and probably deserves to die.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand why people come to /k/ and do not respect that board is for gun owners first and foremost.
    You all the other boards, reddit and twitter to be a gungrabber.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, literally every other place. Coming here is just dumb - especially with low quality nonsense. At least make an effort to send something better. This is insulting.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have a tacticool operadad who almost shoots you every night
    Why even live.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Invest in a lock
    This didn't even happen but that part pisses me off the most. The frick is a lock going to do when Jamal and Jèsus decide to smoke you and your golden retriever for your TV and whatever is in the fridge? Get them angry that they had to pick it in 7 seconds instead of 3? Convince them to do the smart thing and start with a bedroom window and entry frag instead of walking through the door like they're thieves in a fricking movie? I don't get how lefties think like this. If I'm an Alabama tranner and existentially worried about Cleetus and Co. lynching me for buying out all the blahaj again, I'd want myself and my community armed, not reliant on the "qualified government experts" who are in a strawman quantum superposition of being infallible demigods above civilian scrutiny and being compromised neo nazi tyranny fetishizing bootlickers.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how much i like guns, i thank god every single day that i'm not an american.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Stay the frick out, we're way past full.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus frick that moron is turning his son into a noguns soi because he can't stop sperging out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its a made up story by a NoGunz, you don't have to worry about the kid becoming something he already is.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Everyone but me is a pedophile
    Lol. Lmao. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to be red flagged, evaluated, and the kids need to be taken by CPS. That's an insane and dangerous person.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah that happened

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