Right? Imagine hundreds of generations of brutal clawing for existence and need for a better life so that your kid can mutilate their genitals/spend all their time playing videogames/becoming a dysgenic ammosexual.
My ancestors would he extremely impressed and thrilled to see my lifestyle. Take them to a fast food restaurant, a hot bath whenever they want it, no predators or enemy raids, get their teeth fixed, take them on a ride in a plane, show them how to read, teach each other skills, go out partying, relatives all reaching their 70s and 80s, etc. They'd be thrilled to see how well their descendants are living, practically paradise compared to scratching a livelihood out of dirt.
Like what? Dying of easily preventable diseases? Getting stabbed by your neighbour and having your wife raped to death? Suffering from malnutrition? Being illiterate? Having your teeth rot and fall out? We are gods compared to our ancestors and their only accomplishment was getting through the day long enough to shit out kids.
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>We are gods compared to our ancestors
Imagine being this delusional.
>I lived a hard life so my children can live a hard life
Seems pretty pointless. I for one hope my descendants have even easier lives than me with even fewer concerns.
10 months ago
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based not moron anon, I hope you manage to have descendants and they aren't all killed off by crazy fricknut psychos like the people you are responding to
make sure you teach your family to keep and own guns at all times at least
Do you have any idea how many people died of sepsis, teeth abscesses or just fricking straight up childbirth before the modern age? From Rome until literally two hundred years ago, you'd bury one child for every child that lives. Can you even imagine
Are you truly fulfilled though?
I don't mean do you jack off every day to get your happy chemicals because I already know you do that, I mean do you feel as though you have succeeded? All you've described is your hedonistic surface pleasures.
Right? Imagine hundreds of generations of brutal clawing for existence and need for a better life so that your kid can mutilate their genitals/spend all their time playing videogames/becoming a dysgenic ammosexual.
Many such cases. And yet stupid people continue to out breed. I'm moving to Iceland.
>gun out of reach >toilet positioned in the middle of everything instead of in the corner >nobody sits next to the dad >everyone's afraid, dad's chilling
Lol who drew this horseshit
Looks more like Josef Fritzl American remake
>>gun out of reach
I think the rationale is so that you don't have to carry it while you are climbing the ladder and simply reach for it once you are at the top.
Don't put the solitary entrance inside a flimsy structure that can be toppled by weather, next to stacks of large, immovable potential debris?
The frickin south figured that shit out decades ago, hence tornado shelters being outside, a good distance away from trees and houses.
Too complex, why don't we do that but above ground instead. Then we can have larger bunkers, and we can have glass on the sides to let in natural light during the day.
We can take all the money we save and pool it to build a Military Industrial Complex to keep us safe instead.
Cool, but what if the MICs are the reason you needed it in the first place? If the last century is any indication, your own government is several times more likely to cause your violent death than all other nations or natural disasters combined.
I wouldn't use this as an emergency shelter or anything if I had one I'd just be chilling out down there sometimes. Sometimes I'd sleep in there with a sleeping bag instead of in my real bed. Just hanging out.
Is that some kind of fricking stove in there? That's just an imminent cause of danger in the form of oxygen consumption and carbon monoxide. One small room with four persons in it, insulated by tons of soil, will ought to get plenty warm with their body heat alone.Assuming that thing isn't put in some wet, swampy land (in which case drainage and leaks is a fricking issue).
yeah Atlas shelters are more hype than practical
when they install them they make a very very big show: their trucks are all bright yellow with big signs on them announcing who they are and what they do, so congrats everyone on your streight and block now knows you're the guy with the shelter
I've heard anecdotal cclaims they rust and leak too
> he doesn’t build his house as the fortress the first time
Imagine being a fool to not use the property right and just being lazy about barricadeing it the second you get the mortgage
Yeah this seems to be the opposite of what I understand is happening in Ukraine, which is that hte basement is the main fighting position because it is artillery resistant
>no exit redundancy, having a heating element in the only room which also has wood floors apparently, the shelter is directly under the house and not 25+ feet away, no fire extinguisher, and no long term provision storage
A fricking waste is what it is
This still feels like suicide design. The air system is going to be stupidly complex for what is apparently two 4 inch holes next to the ingress. If anyone pays for a good shelter, it needs to be segmented in some way so if something does happen to the shelter, it can be closed off or triaged in some way. It's one of the few things you shouldn't be a cheapskate about. Also, from experience making storm shelters, you should never build it with a completely vertical ingress. That's moron logic.
Hy пo coбi-тo нe cyди
Just because these shelters were left to rot in the 90s doesn't mean they wouldn't save a frickton of lives in the 80s in case of shit hitting the fan
The soviets were really good architects on paper but getting the forced labor you were paying in rubles to do a good job in a country with no food or consumer goods to buy was another thing entirely.
As is often the case with commies, they have the know how, the materials, the labor force, and the money, but they purposely overlook the human spirit and motivation needed to actually make a ptoject happen.
10 months ago
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Most of the early soviet factories were designed by Americans.
10 months ago
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Yes, early. By 60s, however, or at least 70s, they were all domestic
10 months ago
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if you've ever wondered why corporations feel oppressive and hostile to the actual job they do on the inside, it's because poor corporate leadership tends to make exactly the same mistake - and they try to solve it with internal marketing (i.e. "internal messaging", where HR meets marketing departments)... the same bullshit that the Soviets used when they attempted to simulate human motivation with ideological fervor (it never fricking works)
Yes, early. By 60s, however, or at least 70s, they were all domestic
not in design, actually - they'd just stopped shipping over entire factories piece by piece and had reverse-engineered enough to build their own. they certainly weren't coasting on a bunch of advancements, more like coasting on finally being able to use their natural resources (semi)effectively for the first time. it's tempting to draw parallels to China today but i think that's really only relevant to the late 90s/early 00s and largely outdated outside of a few industries
Still do. Here if a building is of certain size it must have a bong shelter built into it that can take as many people in it as the building was designed to.
>wine storage
the last time i read something so liberal upper-middle class wanna be toughguy was when i was looking for info on my scanner for foaming and read this on a SHTF blog >If armed looters break into your gated community and you had to beat a hasty retreat, a handheld scanner is definitely part of the gear you should consider having ready to head out the door with you
in theory you can listen in on police, fire, EMS, military or a well orginized mob of "Armed looters" with handheld radios breaking in to steel your chateau 51. in practice most police departments have used that sweet sweet post-9/11 and/or war on drugs money to upgrade to digital radio making your analog scanner useless for that. You can still listen in on non-digital stations, I'd say the most useful would be weather stations like NOAA or Enviroment Canada or ham radios but scanners can only listen, not transmit so it's mostly for fun stuff like NASCAR, the aforementioned trains, (foaming) marine radio, civil radio (CB and ham) stuff like that. It might be useful if you and your q.t tomboy gf are listening in waiting for the tornado to pass but idk what else. 2ACW? Cascadia rebelion? idk
daily reminder that Baofengs can be remotely gimped with a pre-programmed pulse tone transmitted by a repeater controlled by your enemy or an invading force
do not buy Baofeng, buy something that isn't made by our enemies.
10 months ago
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>Baofengs can be remotely gimped with a pre-programmed pulse tone
How
10 months ago
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They originally had it built into the radio's software as a sort of back door. Once people discovered it Chinkfeng told them it was actually a super cool intentional feature that lets the user remotely control their own radio by sending it different pulses/tones (you'd need another radio/sending device) to control it remotely. They literally tried to tell people it was so you could "lock" your own radio if it ever got stolen.
But everyone knows it gives them the ability to remotely lock/disable every single Baofeng transceiver making it a chinese paperweight in your pocket.
Get something that isn't part of chink corruption, like a Yaesu. They're better quality radios too.
What good is having a dozen guns and a bulletproof hatch when all you need to do is to block the hatch and air vents and wait for the inhabitants to suffocate?
Imagine wanting to live in an underground cope box eating beans out of a can for years instead of going out in a blaze of glory. Truly the highest form of homosexuality
I lived in a shipping container for a while.
It was legitimately horrible.
Hot as hell when the sun hit it, cold as frick at night.
Condensation was a constant problem.
The rain on the roof sounded like someone playing a kettledrum inside with you.
Wasps came in through the top corner vent holes which were apparently just the right size to make them think "It was MADE FOR ME."
Being in something similar subterranean would actually eliminate most of those problems, really, but I suspect it might introduce a whole host of others.
Parents were extremely poor, didn't have anyone to help or lean on.
Dad managed to save enough money to buy a piece of land to build a house on, but didn't have enough money to build a house.
We lived in it for half a year while he dug out and built the foundation, frame, roof and sides of the house by hand after work and on weekends (it took time because he literally didn't have money for material and always spent more money than he should have on clothes, shoes, and food for us so we wouldn't stand out at school as destitute), then we moved in while he finished the inside.
It was very hard, but I love my parents more than anything and respect him immensely for realistically working 7 days a week, 15-16 hours a day to give us a happy, stable home and life.
It wasn't all that bad really either, I look back on it as being awful but at the time I was happy and healthy.
If I'm ever half the man he is I'll die satisfied.
It's too much to go into, but long story short his father eventually died in jail (biker gang/drug shit) and his mother abandoned him in West Virginia at 12 or 13 to flee to California so she could live out her "biker babe" fantasies.
He was raised by the absolute worst people, in the worst environments.
I sometimes think all the shit he was put through in his youth probably had a hand in making him into a great human being just to spite everyone who did him wrong.
>One entrance hatch that will be sealed shut under the debris of collapsing garage if bomb goes off nearby. >A more distant nuke blast shoves the car right over the hatch. Fricked either way. >Inadequate supplies. >Desperately hand-cranking air filtration to keep family alive, barely get enough air for one person. >At least you can have a nice day in the head with the AR.
>The average adult needs at least four litres of water a day, many times that in hot temperatures or when exercising (i.e., hand cranking an air filter to not fricking suffocate). >Go into nuke shelter for minimum two weeks. Sudden thought: where are the piss bottles? >2 x 4 litres x exercise multiplier x heat multiplier + 2 pissing kids = 672 Litres, or 148 gallons of piss. >148 GALLONS OF PISS. >WHERE ARE THE PISS BOTTLES?
>whats in yours /k/?
definitely not a solid fuel fire eating all the O2 and pumping out carbon monoxide in an enclosed space. That's a fricking suicide booth
I am gonna renovate grandpas old cold war bunker. My Dad wanted to get off it, sell it, glad I stopped him.
I intend to put a fence around the area, some weaponized flaura, a few tear gas traps and surveillance drones/ cameras. Realistically, I have no time this year to even start on the interior. Mechanical or chemical traps independent from electricity are always a good idea
First off I wouldn't want it in the garage where if the house collapses we would be trapped. I would have it outside away from the home in an open, but still unassuming place.
probably like an RV shower, where the whole bathroom, toilet sink and all, doubles as the shower
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>not just shitting in the sink and stomping it down the drain with your heel
ngmi
10 months ago
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>thot that wuz just me >making PrepHole newfren
10 months ago
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I remember an old thread on /b/ where everyone discussed such habits, and someone mentioned how they did this in their shower for several months because their landlord was a deadbeat who wouldn't fix the toilet.
10 months ago
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>landlords who don't fix toilets
It's over, Capitalism
now see, this is where i'm into the "networked individual bunkers with occasional communal areas" idea. community and privacy whenever you need either.
Shelters? For what exactly? Only vatniks need those. The US government usually has public shelters in place, you commonly don't need to worry about that.
It's all already organized for you:
https://www.fema.gov/
Well mister, it's up for you to elaborate why you think they would be acceptable?
I wish androids were a thing. Imagine having a 4 or so androids that will patrol around your bunker at night that have built in thermal and night vision that live stream straight to your bunker for your pleasure. Then have a sex robot or something pleasure you as you watch the androids dispatch of raiders
That sounds like a fantasy to avoid your lack of confidence in your agency in life, thus you must project your agency being enacted by others. In this case obedient machines as they won't oppose your will as you're scared of working with others.
Why would you trust other people in a SHTF scenario when all resources are scare? I'd rather have machines that obey my orders perfectly than having to deal with any sort of drama, power struggle or more mouths to feed.
But can you really construct an android dicky in a situation where you have to be holed up in a survival bunker? Can you get spare parts for your original android dicky? Can you charge her batteries?
What's the air supply? Is it filtered? Is it an electric pump? Hand cranked? You'd need someone cranking that 24/7 the whole time you're down there, in shifts.
If it's electric, is it EMP shielded? How long do the batteries last?
...that seriously isn't a stove is it? Or a burner? Is it wood fired? This seems like a terrible idea.
Definitely not a wife and kids. Who the frick wants that these days anyway? Lmao implying.
Check out this genetic dead end lol kd4y0j
Right? Imagine hundreds of generations of brutal clawing for existence and need for a better life so that your kid can mutilate their genitals/spend all their time playing videogames/becoming a dysgenic ammosexual.
>evolve into amorphous blob
>end your bloodline for your own convenience
the happy ending
Unplug anon, too much internetting for you, the real world isn't twitter
My ancestors would he extremely impressed and thrilled to see my lifestyle. Take them to a fast food restaurant, a hot bath whenever they want it, no predators or enemy raids, get their teeth fixed, take them on a ride in a plane, show them how to read, teach each other skills, go out partying, relatives all reaching their 70s and 80s, etc. They'd be thrilled to see how well their descendants are living, practically paradise compared to scratching a livelihood out of dirt.
Who would have thought the Golden Age would include trannies, nuclear weapons ad underground bunkers?
What a time to be alive!
They already had trannies anon. The latter two would be the only new things.
your ancestors would think you are a soft homosexual
there's more to life than indulging in pleasure
Like what? Dying of easily preventable diseases? Getting stabbed by your neighbour and having your wife raped to death? Suffering from malnutrition? Being illiterate? Having your teeth rot and fall out? We are gods compared to our ancestors and their only accomplishment was getting through the day long enough to shit out kids.
>We are gods compared to our ancestors
Imagine being this delusional.
>I lived a hard life so my children can live a hard life
Seems pretty pointless. I for one hope my descendants have even easier lives than me with even fewer concerns.
based not moron anon, I hope you manage to have descendants and they aren't all killed off by crazy fricknut psychos like the people you are responding to
make sure you teach your family to keep and own guns at all times at least
Do you have any idea how many people died of sepsis, teeth abscesses or just fricking straight up childbirth before the modern age? From Rome until literally two hundred years ago, you'd bury one child for every child that lives. Can you even imagine
Are you truly fulfilled though?
I don't mean do you jack off every day to get your happy chemicals because I already know you do that, I mean do you feel as though you have succeeded? All you've described is your hedonistic surface pleasures.
So this is how poltards cope with not getting pussy?
Many such cases. And yet stupid people continue to out breed. I'm moving to Iceland.
>I'm moving to Iceland.
Maybe Estonia. If any Estonias can help here, of the two where would be better girls?
UUUUOOOHHH
Free them
UUUUUUOOOOOHHHH
>gun out of reach
>toilet positioned in the middle of everything instead of in the corner
>nobody sits next to the dad
>everyone's afraid, dad's chilling
Lol who drew this horseshit
Looks more like Josef Fritzl American remake
i think the dad just made up his mind in elimating his family and he is just done explaining to everyone
>>gun out of reach
I think the rationale is so that you don't have to carry it while you are climbing the ladder and simply reach for it once you are at the top.
>Little closet just for gun
>no closet for shitter
>Bomb / Tornado blasts the car on top of the hatch
>can't get out
lol
lmao even
how would you protect against this or redesign it to avoid it?
Don't put the solitary entrance inside a flimsy structure that can be toppled by weather, next to stacks of large, immovable potential debris?
The frickin south figured that shit out decades ago, hence tornado shelters being outside, a good distance away from trees and houses.
Maybe have the door open inward?
Escape tunnel, maybe digging equipment too. The Cheyenne mountain complex had excavators and shit to dig themselves out
I think the hatch has hydraulic arms that can lift 6 tons.
like this
A continuous series of hatches and bunkers, each with its own set of families
Too complex, why don't we do that but above ground instead. Then we can have larger bunkers, and we can have glass on the sides to let in natural light during the day.
We can take all the money we save and pool it to build a Military Industrial Complex to keep us safe instead.
that doesn't facilitate my making Diablo references as I descend
>The MIC didn't stopped the tornado coming straight for my house
How could this has happened
The MIC creates tornadoes to target terrorists anon. Same with hurricanes and earthquakes
Cool, but what if the MICs are the reason you needed it in the first place? If the last century is any indication, your own government is several times more likely to cause your violent death than all other nations or natural disasters combined.
Doesn't homes in Irael have that kind of "surface bunkers"? I'm pretty sure they do.
I wouldn't use this as an emergency shelter or anything if I had one I'd just be chilling out down there sometimes. Sometimes I'd sleep in there with a sleeping bag instead of in my real bed. Just hanging out.
replace the family with saddam hussein
he's in the underfloor storage, possibly being fed via the toilet?
alternative configuration
Does the air vent go all the way up the wives ass?
SSSSSSSSSSNIFFFFFFFFF
Kek.
Absolutely awful shelter design, I hope this is russian disinfo because no american should be that stupid
https://atlassurvivalshelters.com/bombnado/
Atlas is American
You say that but Oceangate was an american company
I'm not married and I don't have any children however though
Is that some kind of fricking stove in there? That's just an imminent cause of danger in the form of oxygen consumption and carbon monoxide. One small room with four persons in it, insulated by tons of soil, will ought to get plenty warm with their body heat alone.Assuming that thing isn't put in some wet, swampy land (in which case drainage and leaks is a fricking issue).
Imagine the smell
*parks car on the hatch*
nothing personell kids
*Shoots a man sized hole out of your parked shitbox*
>shoot through the closed hatch and significantly damage the car
Either that hatch is paper thin or the shooter is going to have a bad time.
It's like the movie Prisoners
>trapdoor opens outwards
>shit falls on it
>have until you run out of supplies to ponder on your moronic decision
yeah Atlas shelters are more hype than practical
when they install them they make a very very big show: their trucks are all bright yellow with big signs on them announcing who they are and what they do, so congrats everyone on your streight and block now knows you're the guy with the shelter
I've heard anecdotal cclaims they rust and leak too
Preppers tend to be more about showing off and moronic fantasies than actually prepping so it makes sense.
Emotionally manipulative apocalypse advertising is funny. The gun random by the entrance made me think of that.
>no water supply
>only visible tank is for toilet
this man eats poop
> he doesn’t build his house as the fortress the first time
Imagine being a fool to not use the property right and just being lazy about barricadeing it the second you get the mortgage
>he doesn't build his house as a castle
ngmi
this seems like a lot of work for a result that isn't fire or explosion resistant
Yeah this seems to be the opposite of what I understand is happening in Ukraine, which is that hte basement is the main fighting position because it is artillery resistant
It's a book for teenagers about British tactics in the Cold War written in the 80s or 90s IIRC. That's pretty standard SOP for the time.
ENTER
The point of a shelter is to avoid trouble, the point of turning a house into a fortress is to face the trouble head on
>no exit redundancy, having a heating element in the only room which also has wood floors apparently, the shelter is directly under the house and not 25+ feet away, no fire extinguisher, and no long term provision storage
A fricking waste is what it is
This still feels like suicide design. The air system is going to be stupidly complex for what is apparently two 4 inch holes next to the ingress. If anyone pays for a good shelter, it needs to be segmented in some way so if something does happen to the shelter, it can be closed off or triaged in some way. It's one of the few things you shouldn't be a cheapskate about. Also, from experience making storm shelters, you should never build it with a completely vertical ingress. That's moron logic.
Because it is. The soviets knew how to build this shit, but it is too expensive for an individual
>The soviets knew how to build this shit
>t. hasn't been anywhere near anything soviet-built
Hy пo coбi-тo нe cyди
Just because these shelters were left to rot in the 90s doesn't mean they wouldn't save a frickton of lives in the 80s in case of shit hitting the fan
The soviets were really good architects on paper but getting the forced labor you were paying in rubles to do a good job in a country with no food or consumer goods to buy was another thing entirely.
As is often the case with commies, they have the know how, the materials, the labor force, and the money, but they purposely overlook the human spirit and motivation needed to actually make a ptoject happen.
Most of the early soviet factories were designed by Americans.
Yes, early. By 60s, however, or at least 70s, they were all domestic
if you've ever wondered why corporations feel oppressive and hostile to the actual job they do on the inside, it's because poor corporate leadership tends to make exactly the same mistake - and they try to solve it with internal marketing (i.e. "internal messaging", where HR meets marketing departments)... the same bullshit that the Soviets used when they attempted to simulate human motivation with ideological fervor (it never fricking works)
not in design, actually - they'd just stopped shipping over entire factories piece by piece and had reverse-engineered enough to build their own. they certainly weren't coasting on a bunch of advancements, more like coasting on finally being able to use their natural resources (semi)effectively for the first time. it's tempting to draw parallels to China today but i think that's really only relevant to the late 90s/early 00s and largely outdated outside of a few industries
They built this shit in non soviet c**ts too
Still do. Here if a building is of certain size it must have a bong shelter built into it that can take as many people in it as the building was designed to.
>wine and gun storage
seems like a frick dungeon for fundies who can't have their kids knowing that recreational sex exists
>rolls a grenade, tear gas, homemade chemical wienertail, etc into the air intake
Heh, nothin personnel.
>garden hose in air intake
>taking a shit in the air intake
like im going to trust some libtard air filter system
>wine storage next to a heat source
I hope you like vinegar lmao
>wine storage
the last time i read something so liberal upper-middle class wanna be toughguy was when i was looking for info on my scanner for foaming and read this on a SHTF blog
>If armed looters break into your gated community and you had to beat a hasty retreat, a handheld scanner is definitely part of the gear you should consider having ready to head out the door with you
>a handheld scanner
what the actual frick for?
in theory you can listen in on police, fire, EMS, military or a well orginized mob of "Armed looters" with handheld radios breaking in to steel your chateau 51. in practice most police departments have used that sweet sweet post-9/11 and/or war on drugs money to upgrade to digital radio making your analog scanner useless for that. You can still listen in on non-digital stations, I'd say the most useful would be weather stations like NOAA or Enviroment Canada or ham radios but scanners can only listen, not transmit so it's mostly for fun stuff like NASCAR, the aforementioned trains, (foaming) marine radio, civil radio (CB and ham) stuff like that. It might be useful if you and your q.t tomboy gf are listening in waiting for the tornado to pass but idk what else. 2ACW? Cascadia rebelion? idk
oh right, a RADIO scanner, thanks
>q.t tomboy gf
patrician taste
A Baofeng with the local emergency channels programmed in would handle this just fine.
daily reminder that Baofengs can be remotely gimped with a pre-programmed pulse tone transmitted by a repeater controlled by your enemy or an invading force
do not buy Baofeng, buy something that isn't made by our enemies.
>Baofengs can be remotely gimped with a pre-programmed pulse tone
How
They originally had it built into the radio's software as a sort of back door. Once people discovered it Chinkfeng told them it was actually a super cool intentional feature that lets the user remotely control their own radio by sending it different pulses/tones (you'd need another radio/sending device) to control it remotely. They literally tried to tell people it was so you could "lock" your own radio if it ever got stolen.
But everyone knows it gives them the ability to remotely lock/disable every single Baofeng transceiver making it a chinese paperweight in your pocket.
Get something that isn't part of chink corruption, like a Yaesu. They're better quality radios too.
>defensive polymer brick
Like a tricorder? These gate community homies gonna be administering medical treatment to the rampaging nogs?
>If armed looters break into your gated community
What the devil? I grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle.
What good is having a dozen guns and a bulletproof hatch when all you need to do is to block the hatch and air vents and wait for the inhabitants to suffocate?
>no toliet or shower
Uhhh what.
what happens when your fat kids break the ladder?
it apparently does have a second door, although how you'd use it underground I dunno
That's so you can attach DLC.
dummy, that door is there because its a floor model. no one is going to by climbing in from above to have a look
that's where you throw your poop. You just shit in a bucket, open up the door then throw it into the dirt.
Based future fertilizer storage pit.
Ain't nobody stealing MY night soil.
Tunnel exit
Imagine wanting to live in an underground cope box eating beans out of a can for years instead of going out in a blaze of glory. Truly the highest form of homosexuality
I will die in a nuclear hellfire and I will arrive to afterlife as radioactive pile of dust
Have anyone actually lived in one of these for an extended period of time?
I lived in a shipping container for a while.
It was legitimately horrible.
Hot as hell when the sun hit it, cold as frick at night.
Condensation was a constant problem.
The rain on the roof sounded like someone playing a kettledrum inside with you.
Wasps came in through the top corner vent holes which were apparently just the right size to make them think "It was MADE FOR ME."
Being in something similar subterranean would actually eliminate most of those problems, really, but I suspect it might introduce a whole host of others.
Why? And glad you're (presumably) doing better now, anon
Parents were extremely poor, didn't have anyone to help or lean on.
Dad managed to save enough money to buy a piece of land to build a house on, but didn't have enough money to build a house.
We lived in it for half a year while he dug out and built the foundation, frame, roof and sides of the house by hand after work and on weekends (it took time because he literally didn't have money for material and always spent more money than he should have on clothes, shoes, and food for us so we wouldn't stand out at school as destitute), then we moved in while he finished the inside.
It was very hard, but I love my parents more than anything and respect him immensely for realistically working 7 days a week, 15-16 hours a day to give us a happy, stable home and life.
It wasn't all that bad really either, I look back on it as being awful but at the time I was happy and healthy.
Your dad is very cool, anon.
If I'm ever half the man he is I'll die satisfied.
It's too much to go into, but long story short his father eventually died in jail (biker gang/drug shit) and his mother abandoned him in West Virginia at 12 or 13 to flee to California so she could live out her "biker babe" fantasies.
He was raised by the absolute worst people, in the worst environments.
I sometimes think all the shit he was put through in his youth probably had a hand in making him into a great human being just to spite everyone who did him wrong.
>"Longer than you think Dad, longer than you think!"
The first girl under 16 I can snatch.
16? Granny alert. You'd have to go under 13 if you want an unused specimen.
>under 16
Lmao
By 15 everyone not a total uggo's at least sucked three dicks
Guaranteed these people have called trannies pedos before
are you autistic
Why would I do that? I don't consider 'pedo' an insult
you're way too young for this website, child
>he has a pre-installed Saddam
Based.
everyone should have an angry hairy arab in their cellar.
plus you can have him sing scat music to you when you're bored!
Fun Fact:
Pronouncing it "sad um" means "shoeshine boy" in Arabic.
Bush One did this to humiliate him in public.
>One entrance hatch that will be sealed shut under the debris of collapsing garage if bomb goes off nearby.
>A more distant nuke blast shoves the car right over the hatch. Fricked either way.
>Inadequate supplies.
>Desperately hand-cranking air filtration to keep family alive, barely get enough air for one person.
>At least you can have a nice day in the head with the AR.
The bedrock in my area starts at like two feet deep, so I realistically can't. I think if I dug something like this out I would wind up with a well.
>The average adult needs at least four litres of water a day, many times that in hot temperatures or when exercising (i.e., hand cranking an air filter to not fricking suffocate).
>Go into nuke shelter for minimum two weeks. Sudden thought: where are the piss bottles?
>2 x 4 litres x exercise multiplier x heat multiplier + 2 pissing kids = 672 Litres, or 148 gallons of piss.
>148 GALLONS OF PISS.
>WHERE ARE THE PISS BOTTLES?
>whats in yours /k/?
definitely not a solid fuel fire eating all the O2 and pumping out carbon monoxide in an enclosed space. That's a fricking suicide booth
>Owning land in current year
Oh so that were those noises coming from the underground garbage container
one megacan with enough food for 20 weeks
Whatcha gonna do when you're hiding in your bathroom bunker and I park your car on top of the hatch?
Piss and doodoo.
this begs for a pepe dabbing on wojak edit
no it doesn't
its all fun and games until something grabs your ankle from the outlet and slowly drags you into the drain field
I wouldn't worry about it.
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
I mean he's paying me to get inside it? Maybe I could even talk him into cleaning it out for me
>FREAKSLIST
I am gonna renovate grandpas old cold war bunker. My Dad wanted to get off it, sell it, glad I stopped him.
I intend to put a fence around the area, some weaponized flaura, a few tear gas traps and surveillance drones/ cameras. Realistically, I have no time this year to even start on the interior. Mechanical or chemical traps independent from electricity are always a good idea
Guns, MREs, toilet paper, fresh wipes, femboy/reverse trap hentai.
Why leave the rifle at the door? If someone gets in, you just armed them
First off I wouldn't want it in the garage where if the house collapses we would be trapped. I would have it outside away from the home in an open, but still unassuming place.
surface team, standing by
After a few nukes have gone off would fricking around topside actually look like this?
No, nuclear winter is a meme.
That cozy? I fricking hope so.
I like friend bunker as a plan better, less chance of going crazy by myself. But solo bunker is just cozy
>"hacker"
>no shower or washrooms of any kind
Well, it was only to be expected.
Get your eyes checked
Where is the shower
let me guess, you need more
probably like an RV shower, where the whole bathroom, toilet sink and all, doubles as the shower
>not just shitting in the sink and stomping it down the drain with your heel
ngmi
>thot that wuz just me
>making PrepHole newfren
I remember an old thread on /b/ where everyone discussed such habits, and someone mentioned how they did this in their shower for several months because their landlord was a deadbeat who wouldn't fix the toilet.
>landlords who don't fix toilets
It's over, Capitalism
Where's the bed? I'm not spending years on a fricking fold out couch.
now see, this is where i'm into the "networked individual bunkers with occasional communal areas" idea. community and privacy whenever you need either.
Why do they need 4 toilets tho?
The only thing this ensures is that the dad will murder the whole family after being trapped for months.
>not keeping dicky to pass time
ngmi
>Implying he wouldn't make his family into his personal harem
At least two 90 degree corners between the entry and the living space.
How do you exit if there is significant wieght on the door?
see
Cheese
Carbon monoxide
Fallout shelters are peak boomercore, since they spent their childhoods in a cultural environment that thought they were a pretty good idea.
Shelters? For what exactly? Only vatniks need those. The US government usually has public shelters in place, you commonly don't need to worry about that.
It's all already organized for you:
https://www.fema.gov/
Well mister, it's up for you to elaborate why you think they would be acceptable?
Really think FEMA is prepared? seems like they care more about gay shit than actual emergency preparation
dump the family
more room for beer
Just a gun and a single bullet.
How would a bullet help?
I neglected to mention I've designed my bunker to also serve as an escape room, the bullet is important for solving a puzzle.
That makes sense, but what about the gun then? It's useless without ammo.
I don't want to spoil anything, but the gun and the bullet could be used together to solve the puzzle.
I'm not sure how you would solve any puzzle involving firearms without a casing, primer, or gunpowder even if you have a bullet.
Somebody post the gif of the German bunker that has a false vent that returns the grenade right back to the sender
That's the dumbest most autistic trap you could add to your fortifications. Pure Germany.
Actuallys seems like a decent move
Its a real vent. It just has a split and a zig zag in it such that objects dropped into it fall back out instead of going into the air side.
The only respectable way to go out.
criminally good post
Pontificate the odor
Wait we're supposed to go underground?
WWZ made me appreciate castles even more, how long would this last against a horde?
I wish androids were a thing. Imagine having a 4 or so androids that will patrol around your bunker at night that have built in thermal and night vision that live stream straight to your bunker for your pleasure. Then have a sex robot or something pleasure you as you watch the androids dispatch of raiders
That sounds like a fantasy to avoid your lack of confidence in your agency in life, thus you must project your agency being enacted by others. In this case obedient machines as they won't oppose your will as you're scared of working with others.
No shit moron where do you think you are?
Thanks doc
Why would you trust other people in a SHTF scenario when all resources are scare? I'd rather have machines that obey my orders perfectly than having to deal with any sort of drama, power struggle or more mouths to feed.
>prefers android dicky over actual dicky
Ngmi
androids don't age, don't need to eat, sleep, shower, drink water, or anything like that. They are better in every way.
But you can't make new cunnies with them.
birth them? perhaps not.
construct them? absolutely.
But can you really construct an android dicky in a situation where you have to be holed up in a survival bunker? Can you get spare parts for your original android dicky? Can you charge her batteries?
>doesn't drink water
>no pee to drink or shower in
inferior
What's the air supply? Is it filtered? Is it an electric pump? Hand cranked? You'd need someone cranking that 24/7 the whole time you're down there, in shifts.
If it's electric, is it EMP shielded? How long do the batteries last?
...that seriously isn't a stove is it? Or a burner? Is it wood fired? This seems like a terrible idea.
No Saddam in yours?
WHERE IS HIS FAN?
WHERE IS HIS AIR VENT?
HE'S SUFFOCATING IN THERE!
the floor/ceiling between him and the occupants is steel grate
All that prep and they couldn't fit any mattress pads or pillows? They aren't that big.
theyre not meant to be stayed in that long, just enough for the bomb and the fires to stop.
If I was rich I'd buy myself a bunker just for the lols. Are there any serious bunkers you can buy or are all of them shit?