What's he thinking right now?

What's he thinking right now?

He must be scared shitless of the possibility of Putin deciding that they lost because Belarus didn't invade with them.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's he thinking right now?
    "Just keep on of peelings potatoes and be of hopings peasants don't storm dacha."

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'll probably announce that he is ready for another round of deep integration between brotherly nations which will ultimately amount to nothing

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Maybe this will be enough to get Putin out of office so I can be President of Soviet unio-, I mean Union State.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Putin gets couped and goes to Belarus to escape he will end up giving putin up to UN/EU authorities to face trial and will be declared a hero in both the east and the west and thus being one stop closer to achieving his ultimate plan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is his ultimate plan?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flying on Idi Amin Airlines.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getting promoted to Colonel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one stop closer to achieving his ultimate plan.
      Ascending to the glory of eternal tractor and potato king?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's some reverse UNO black magic card tier move

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's exactly what he's hoping for if he has any brains. The way things are the West welcomes any new friends with a whole lot of money and support if they are an enemy of the 2nd world - monke chimping out would give him the oerfect excuse. Id trade hollow NOOKS threats for stability and prosperity any day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The EU might welcome Belarus but not Luka. Nobody in the west likes him and nobody is willing to tolerate him anymore
      He remains in power only thanks to Putin (remember last year?), if Putin turns on him or doesn't have the power to help him anymore, he's gone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't have the power to help him anymore
        That's becoming a very real possibility right now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It depends, we're willing to buddy up with the Saudis and Erdogan, If he starts playing that kind of game and actually cooperating on things while keeping the dictator shit, I could see western countries complaining but doing business with him.

        If he makes some token reforms and he's anti Russia/China the west will cut him slack, as much as I wish we wouldn't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          erdogan isnt dictator though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if Putin turns on him
        This would require Putin to invade Belarus or at least attempt a coup. No matter how much the people hate Lukashenko by now they certainly don't want to be part of Russia. Putin can't do anything to him without getting involved in another quagmire.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The EU wouldn't welcome Luka in charge, but if he pulls off the peaceful transition of power to his Son it wouldn't go after the ruler's father, and Luka gets a quiet and peaceful retirement whilst the Monke burns.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he would never do that, it would ruin any prospect of putin making him a major of the russian army

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rather than what Lukashenko is thinking, is it possible for Belarussians to start large protests that Russia couldn't handle anymore?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is elated, Luka has a long memory and remembers well how he was treated by Putin during the Colonel fiasco. Now, all the pieces are falling into place, soon Luka will expand his empire from sea to shining sea, Berlarus and Russia will be reunited, governed by his wise leadership, a new golden age will be ushered in.

    The potato is baking

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he has gone from I hope the Russian victory is swift, Belarus can not afford to get involved due to domestic protests too I hope the Russian Army is ground down to the quick so they can't take my country away from me.
    Belarus actually has quite a lot of tanks, AFV's, artillery and such, if Russia is weakened to a certain point invading Belarus might actually be terribly bloody for them.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He knows he's going to get ceausescu'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the biggest mistakes of '89 was "forgive and forget." Communism should've had Nuremburgs in every Commbloc country, and all secret police should've been purged.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Expecting socialists to Nuremburg themselves
        Ya dreamin mate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that was the expectation every communist country would have fought against its dissolution rather than just letting it happen. There would have been rivers of blood.

        Alot of terrible people got off scot-free in 1989 but I'd still argue it was better than the alternative.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The result is countries like Russia developing their own stab in the back legend and commies worldwide coping and pretending like communism didn't fail. Decommunization is necessary.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It also helps delegitimize Tankies in other countries, thus helping all of mankind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If that was the expectation every communist country would have fought against its dissolution rather than just letting it happen.

          They did, they just massively failed at it because they had far less supporters than they originally believed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which ones except Romania? Poland had the military dictator come to terms with opposition in hopes of actually winning an elecetion, USSR glassed itself, Czechoslovakia went down peacefully and DDR just kinda did nothing

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There used to be this place called Yugoslavia. Member how that turned out?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should've just been killed. No need to waste time with trials. Secret police should've been enslaved in extermination camps and worked to death.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, that wasn't an option, because a) they still had 40,000 nukes, and b) their fellow travelers in the West had too much political power and didn't want socialism to die.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >their fellow travelers in the West had too much political power and didn't want socialism to die.
          What the fuck are you talking about?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well he has not totaly fucked up with eu and ukraine.

    i would say he played well, for belarus all options are open and they can choose whats best for them.
    everybody hates russa, all belarus did is let them use their clay for attack and they can say that they didn't really had a choise..

    putin is mad at everyone right now anyway xo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They actually didn't. Russia would have actually crushed them, after a very bloody struggle.

      Belarus is no Ukraine.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's he thinking right now?
    Those cows tho.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he recently gratulate Ukraine to its independence day?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guy's a natural born shitposter and turncoat, Putin must feel great having this guy as his only ally in the area of operations.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man it’s really time for this fatass to go lmao. id put good money on him not making it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is fucking happy Belarus didn’t actively participate in invasion.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kamil Kazani for some reason claims Batka is an actual 8d chess player that is only playing up the whole silly potato uncle persona. No idea why someone would do that as a dictator.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luka is a true survivor, he knows all the tricks. Playing dumb is a great way to figure out who in your inner circle has a hidden agenda.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boris Johnson is not a dictator yet is well-known for playing an idiot persona. This is not uncommon at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khrushchev played up his buffoonery too. It made his political enemies underestimate him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is only playing up the whole silly potato uncle persona. No idea why someone would do that as a dictator.
      It worked for Franco with Hitler making all those delusional claims in north Africa, maybe he is aiming for the same thing with Putin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No idea why someone would do that as a dictator.
      If you're the harmless silly Potato Uncle ready to stab everyone in the back, nobody will involve you too deeply in their plans or feel threatened by your existebce and you get to do whatever you want.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Russia lose this, it's a demonstration that even Russia-adjacent countries don't have to be under Russia's thumb. As a Russian puppet dictator who is having to spend enormous energy controlling a revolutionary movement in his country, that should be extremely concerning for him. Russia getting beaten here would also give Moldova an opportunity to clear out Transnistria, and in Georgia could dry up funding for the Russian funded ruling party too. It's so obvious that it almost sounds stupid to say it, but clearly a Russian defeat would have a major impact far beyond Ukraine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Belarus coups and kills Luka
      >Moldova expels Russians from Transitania, executes the collaborator government
      >Kazakhstan has a velvet revolution
      >Chechnya secedes
      >Koenigsburg is reclaimed by Poland, its Russian residents are forced at gunpoint back to their own country with nothing but the clothes on their backs
      I want to believe so badly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >by Poland?
        Wasn't it German for a millenium?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So was half of current-day Poland, but mention that whenever the Poles do their yearly "Germoney needs to pay reparations / We need mo gibs fo dem programs" they blow their lid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shouldn't have started and lost a world war if you don't like losing territory you sad gigamoron
            cry more

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Should have won the war yourself if you wanted to demand infinite reparations.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So Americans could pay them for you anyway (like all your financial obligations since 1919)?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Germany is only something like 150 years old

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No? Germany wasn't even a thing 200 years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Russian defeat would resonate not just in the countries you mentioned, but in Syria, North Korea, African countries that rely on Wagner support, Cuba, and all those far-right parties funded by Russian money. Get ready for some weird shit to happen in the near future.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. soon all of europe will be LUKASHENKOd

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's he thinking right now?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those arrows linking the coastline with Transnistria
    lol lmao etc

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1st air cav
    are they even posted in eatern europe?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will he ever be able to tend the fields again ?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luka is just waiting for the right time to march on Smolensk and then Muscovy to have the Seven Boyars pronounce him Tsar.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luka is utilizing ancient Belarusian potato tactics.
    Sit in soil during harsh times, become tuber, sprout when the time is right.
    In this painful game of former soviet mario party, he is the eternally patient luigi.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he is really scared of a Russian invasion. Don't think anyone is at this point, really

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Belarus is literally russia but even worse, if anyone would be it's him

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank fuck I didn't get dragged into this shit or my head would on a pike right now

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luka is the Franco of gulaghomo. He knows the best move is to sit the fuck out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Luka is the Franco of gulaghomo
      I thought that was Assad.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will survive Vladimir

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia has no ability to directly punish Belarus. If anything, Luka is afraid that his public and military - who let's remember, mostly hate his fucking guts - will realize Russia can't stop them and coup him. It'd be a really kino capper to this whole sorry war to see Great Value Slav-Italy's dictator get strung up from a lamp post like Mussolini.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    belarus has made a good job and is still doing the job of passive threat. because the ukrainians never knew if the white russians were actually marching on kiev, russia was able to liberate the east

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    today kazakhstan allowed russian navy launching their missiles towards ukraine. an another passive russian ally.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Russia withdrawals fully from Ukraine it will distract the Russia people by simultaneously annexing Belarus on the pretext that they need to be a fully united fortress state poised to repel an imminent NATO invasion (laughable but Russians will eat it up and it may keep Putin on the throne). Not sure what will happen to Luka personally, best option is exile in some Arab shithole, but he'll probably be forced to agree to it all in front of the cameras before falling out of a window.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be funny if Luka somehow took the power after monke die.
    I mean, it almost happened before.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luka is far more clever than people believe, he's been outsmarting Putin for the past 22 years and secured his position between Russia and the EU with both nations AND his own people disliking him.
    What's his weird trick ? Playing dumb and making people believe he's genuinely dumb and harmless.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make Belarus new IT capital of Europe. And build a wall on border with hohols.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's probably thinking about his next sauna session

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