>vatnik army >tiny irrelevant yuropoor army >tiny irrelevant scandi army >sandBlack person hunter army >brokedick yuropoor army >tiny irrelevant yuropoor army >brokedick yuropoor army
this graphic is just sad
Dude stole a bunch of military gear and sold it on ebay, not shit load but a decent amount, mainly the few nvgs the russian military actually had. After he started getting heat he defected and struck a deal with the cia promising the moon in terms of intel. I guess they wern't impressed because those flucking glow Black folk then air dropped this smelly fat vatnik 3 houses down the block from me in my rural wisconsin town where he enjoys getting dui's in his hyundai santa fe and day drinking outside while loadly swearing in russian. This fricker only mowed his lawn once this year, ONCE!, frick my life, and my property value.
Wait source, i actually want to read up on that, i know there is a decent amount of Russian soldiers who sell their stuff on ebay (perhaps i have bought some in the past), but a high ranking military official doing it and risking his comfy job and legacy over a bit of pocket change?
Dude stole a bunch of military gear and sold it on ebay, not shit load but a decent amount, mainly the few nvgs the russian military actually had. After he started getting heat he defected and struck a deal with the cia promising the moon in terms of intel. I guess they wern't impressed because those flucking glow Black folk then air dropped this smelly fat vatnik 3 houses down the block from me in my rural wisconsin town where he enjoys getting dui's in his hyundai santa fe and day drinking outside while loadly swearing in russian. This fricker only mowed his lawn once this year, ONCE!, frick my life, and my property value.
it was just a larp, but funny because it's mildly plausible, also my drunk boomer russian neighbor in wisconsin is sadly real.
both are kinda meh
ruskie moron stole a bunch of gear of his own troops and dumbasses in EU made their armies nearly useless and not prepared for an actual conflict through decades of military budget cuts.
i am generalising ofc, but yeah, euros are weak and big daddy USA needs to rescue those morons once again
Ukraine definitely needs help, but in some fantastical scenario where aliens took all the nukes and Russia attacked Poland, the rest of Europe shitstomp Russia through the Earth's core. Just doesn't really matter because the aliens don't have enough firepower to take the nukes.
>Ukraine definitely needs help, but in some fantastical scenario where aliens took all the nukes and Russia attacked Poland, the rest of Europe shitstomp Russia through the Earth's core.
Please God, make it happen, i want Krab and PzH2000 walk hand in hand eastwards.
>Belgium
Honorary position. >Denmark
same >France
L'empereur Macron runs the show. >Germany
Proxy for unelected chaps in Washington >Netherlands
honorary position >Spain
Actually doing great
This. Russia is the only country in this list that has a defense minister that literally runs the whole army. With no experience or oversight. Literal neverserved tells generals how to wage war. It's bizarre.
if they were at war these women would be quietly replaced. they are more the ministers for soldier welfare, military cuts, and keeping the status quo.
the biggest problem in the west since ww2, is theres no one alive that remembers war, or its requirement for absolute military success to have the peace and prosperity which has been enjoyed since the 40s
its almost like that was the entire point of the west and NATO idiot, these woman are a perfect fit for the situation we have. And many times more competent than some generals. The biggest problem you state is our biggest blessing.
sorry sweetie, but NATO been complacently trading away its advantages for decades, and this diminishment of power will bring parity with other forces in the world which will result in war.
military inbalance is what prevents wars and allows peace. these "peace time" leaders, have allowed for military decline that will result in war. which as i said, they cannot be blame for, because they have no experience of why war occurs as they have not lived it.
No they won't. Defense ministers don't have a military function. Military command is a completely seperated entity. It's not like these women are in command when shit hits the fan because of their position
Supposedly he was able to hold a deconfliction call with the US Chairman of the Joint Chiefs back in May but it could've been some schmuck doing a Gerasimov impression.
The difference with your pic is that those figurehead women must have competent men in the shadows somewhere. The poor dude on the left probably doesn't.
This conflict just showed that westerners know nothing about what actually goes on in Russia beyond the memes and anyone arguing pro-Russian stances are moronic, most likely underage, /misc/tards and /leftypol/gays, or serbs and other third worlders
Y'all really gotta stop getting bamboozled by aesthetics. Think of it as marketing or propaganda, I don't care, just stop swallowing their photos and making opinions out of it.
Everyone in this picture works a desk job that's mainly about signing papers more qualified people hand them and embezzling money into their spouses "charities".
>Shoigu is reported to be doing just fine. He's rumored to have taken delivery of a really nice Amboyna burl and as such put in his request for vacation months ago to carve an effigy of Tengri from it.
Seriously though, I can think of few cushier jobs than a Russian officer who's successfully embedded themselves within the oligarchs' power structure. The guy was the head of Russian FEMA for frick's sake and he's still being trusted to oversee an all-out war. MAYBE there'd be even less accountability if you worked for Kadyrov, where you get all the LARP gear you can handle and never actually have to fight anyone, just dance Lezginka and play with guns all day.
He came across some giant warehouse in donbass and was HAD to identify all wood pieces there for a perfect Dacha. The rumor says it he's still there can't distinguish between some species and refusing to give orders until he does so.
Lmao I remember seeing this posted on /misc/ in like 2015 and I was thinking about finding it to post here. The dopes on that board think you are obviously a better defense minister if you look more "general-y" sure the people on the left are probably shit at their job too but they are probably less of a figurehead then shoigui
The frog minister of Defense is now a 35 years old skinny fat (he looks 50 yo tho) with 0 military experience (he was granted the rank of colonel in the reserve during his previous job at the age of 32).
Dude never even served in the military and was a larper so he got pulled to the side
>vatnik army
>tiny irrelevant yuropoor army
>tiny irrelevant scandi army
>sandBlack person hunter army
>brokedick yuropoor army
>tiny irrelevant yuropoor army
>brokedick yuropoor army
this graphic is just sad
Dude stole a bunch of military gear and sold it on ebay, not shit load but a decent amount, mainly the few nvgs the russian military actually had. After he started getting heat he defected and struck a deal with the cia promising the moon in terms of intel. I guess they wern't impressed because those flucking glow Black folk then air dropped this smelly fat vatnik 3 houses down the block from me in my rural wisconsin town where he enjoys getting dui's in his hyundai santa fe and day drinking outside while loadly swearing in russian. This fricker only mowed his lawn once this year, ONCE!, frick my life, and my property value.
Wait source, i actually want to read up on that, i know there is a decent amount of Russian soldiers who sell their stuff on ebay (perhaps i have bought some in the past), but a high ranking military official doing it and risking his comfy job and legacy over a bit of pocket change?
am
it was just a larp, but funny because it's mildly plausible, also my drunk boomer russian neighbor in wisconsin is sadly real.
God damn you're dumb! Like holy shit levels of moronic!
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
both are kinda meh
ruskie moron stole a bunch of gear of his own troops and dumbasses in EU made their armies nearly useless and not prepared for an actual conflict through decades of military budget cuts.
i am generalising ofc, but yeah, euros are weak and big daddy USA needs to rescue those morons once again
Yes, now send those brand new Jolly Green II's, I want to see them transport organs for our free healthcare.
the french former minister was the air force and dassault plant.
>i am generalising ofc, but yeah, euros are weak and big daddy USA needs to rescue those morons once again
usa has a bbc as the secretary of dod...
> air force and dassault plant
fricking military industrial complex is placing their people in offices again..
Ukraine definitely needs help, but in some fantastical scenario where aliens took all the nukes and Russia attacked Poland, the rest of Europe shitstomp Russia through the Earth's core. Just doesn't really matter because the aliens don't have enough firepower to take the nukes.
>Ukraine definitely needs help, but in some fantastical scenario where aliens took all the nukes and Russia attacked Poland, the rest of Europe shitstomp Russia through the Earth's core.
Please God, make it happen, i want Krab and PzH2000 walk hand in hand eastwards.
>Belgium
Honorary position.
>Denmark
same
>France
L'empereur Macron runs the show.
>Germany
Proxy for unelected chaps in Washington
>Netherlands
honorary position
>Spain
Actually doing great
>Actually doing great
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This. Russia is the only country in this list that has a defense minister that literally runs the whole army. With no experience or oversight. Literal neverserved tells generals how to wage war. It's bizarre.
Pretty much. The only thing most defense ministers do in Europe is to be a bridge between politics and the military.
Eaten by Pavel.
I’d hose Denmark’s face down like a burning building
He got outmatched by the gigachad
That's not the Swedish defence minister anymore.
yep
this is... him
honestly if he weren't working for S I'd probably think of him as the fun guy at work as my first impression
damn, i can't believe philip seymour hoffman faked his death to become a swedish politician
Makes you really think what else they are lying about.
Clones?
Slavs so basically
Left one is Belgian actually
Jesse we gotta retake Kherson Jesse
if they were at war these women would be quietly replaced. they are more the ministers for soldier welfare, military cuts, and keeping the status quo.
the biggest problem in the west since ww2, is theres no one alive that remembers war, or its requirement for absolute military success to have the peace and prosperity which has been enjoyed since the 40s
its almost like that was the entire point of the west and NATO idiot, these woman are a perfect fit for the situation we have. And many times more competent than some generals. The biggest problem you state is our biggest blessing.
sorry sweetie, but NATO been complacently trading away its advantages for decades, and this diminishment of power will bring parity with other forces in the world which will result in war.
military inbalance is what prevents wars and allows peace. these "peace time" leaders, have allowed for military decline that will result in war. which as i said, they cannot be blame for, because they have no experience of why war occurs as they have not lived it.
you are like that russian doomposter with the moustace but not russian (i think/hope)
>the point of the west and NATO is to put incompetent b***hes in charge to frick up the western militaries and economies
Woah...at last I truly see.
No they won't. Defense ministers don't have a military function. Military command is a completely seperated entity. It's not like these women are in command when shit hits the fan because of their position
AYO MR WHITE
I'm wondering what the hell happened to Gerasimov. He was "wounded" after that command post got rekt, but we haven't seen him alive since.
Supposedly he was able to hold a deconfliction call with the US Chairman of the Joint Chiefs back in May but it could've been some schmuck doing a Gerasimov impression.
This is what I imagine, a Russian version of pic related.
Putin might have had him killed or imprisoned.
The difference with your pic is that those figurehead women must have competent men in the shadows somewhere. The poor dude on the left probably doesn't.
I miss her like u wouldnt belive
This conflict just showed that westerners know nothing about what actually goes on in Russia beyond the memes and anyone arguing pro-Russian stances are moronic, most likely underage, /misc/tards and /leftypol/gays, or serbs and other third worlders
Y'all really gotta stop getting bamboozled by aesthetics. Think of it as marketing or propaganda, I don't care, just stop swallowing their photos and making opinions out of it.
remember how he had a sudden heart attack after they had to redo the entire invasion?
he's a crony that dresses up in uniform despite never having served, it's genuinely pathetic.
Everyone in this picture works a desk job that's mainly about signing papers more qualified people hand them and embezzling money into their spouses "charities".
>Shoigu is reported to be doing just fine. He's rumored to have taken delivery of a really nice Amboyna burl and as such put in his request for vacation months ago to carve an effigy of Tengri from it.
Seriously though, I can think of few cushier jobs than a Russian officer who's successfully embedded themselves within the oligarchs' power structure. The guy was the head of Russian FEMA for frick's sake and he's still being trusted to oversee an all-out war. MAYBE there'd be even less accountability if you worked for Kadyrov, where you get all the LARP gear you can handle and never actually have to fight anyone, just dance Lezginka and play with guns all day.
defense ministers are mostly concerned with the boring side of the military like budgeting, signing contracts, and speaking to cameras on tv anyway
s.oygu
Don't the gals on the right have more military experience than the Lumberjack Shaman?
Tell you what.
I'd rather have a socially adept Karen than a cleptomaniac loudmouth.
He came across some giant warehouse in donbass and was HAD to identify all wood pieces there for a perfect Dacha. The rumor says it he's still there can't distinguish between some species and refusing to give orders until he does so.
his country gained more territory under his command while all countries to the right are American/Israeli vassal states
too obvious 5/10
France's soldiers are directed by a top tier milf. As expected of frogs, c'est magnifique.
Lmao I remember seeing this posted on /misc/ in like 2015 and I was thinking about finding it to post here. The dopes on that board think you are obviously a better defense minister if you look more "general-y" sure the people on the left are probably shit at their job too but they are probably less of a figurehead then shoigui
Defense Secretaries/Ministers should be big guys.
for you
The frog minister of Defense is now a 35 years old skinny fat (he looks 50 yo tho) with 0 military experience (he was granted the rank of colonel in the reserve during his previous job at the age of 32).
Where can one find these Russian NVG's being stolen and sold? Asking for a friend.
you missed the boat. they've cut down once they realized they actually need all that shit they were selling