Imagine PrepHole living here. How soon before they kill one another for the sake of two being left to use the benches whenever they want only to never use them?
>trying to sleep in bunk room 2 >some moron is hammering at the work table, can hear the washing machines and someone is grunting and making small talk in the gym >constant sound of opening and closing of doors ontop of this
of course not, thats why you have giant(not big enough considering these bunkers are clearly built for the fricking end of days) storage rooms. The greenhouses just give you a way to extend the time you spend in there and also fresh food so you dont lose your mind eating processed crap all day
>what are you going to do if everyone goes crazy?
Uhhh, not much, unless you're personally running the bunker like a prison then people going crazy WILL frick everything up, thats why they have a million ways to recreate and keep your mind occupied
It's a waste of valuable space at least. Could be built outdoors in most cases (if you can't survive a couple hours outside now and then you're gonna starve to death eventually anyway.)
This one seems fine until you start looking at the living spaces, and realize that people living in the rightmost one have to walk through 4 people's living rooms to reach their own bedroom.Just put a hallway through it and give people some fricking privacy.
It also gets worse as you look at the left side. Despite the green houses being right next to the dining room there are no doors leading to it. Better hope you never need to flip any of the breakers to get lights back, trying to find the power room in the dark would be fun, having to walk through two greenhouses and navigate their weirdly laid out doors.
Also, just lol @ the fact that for that all the areas of the house where a person would get dirty / sweaty or otherwise need a shower / private space to change clothes has literally one bathroom and it's in the pool room, The alternative is to walk all the way back to your personal living space for a shower, which isn't any closer really.
>Better hope you never need to flip any of the breakers to get lights back, trying to find the power room in the dark would be fun
you wouldnt be doing that. if you had power, youd still be able to charge phones/flashlights/literally anything with a light source and battery attached. >why have a mobile phone in the zombie apocalypse
because its a flashlight, with a rechargeable battery. and its a camera. take a picture of any maps/important literature/instructions you find, incase you lose the actual map/instructions/whatever. a phone without reception still has uses.
>no pantry >no kitchen >no dining room / mess hall >master bedroom has no master bathroom, has to walk through library, storage area, gymnasium, and laundry room to reach toilet at night >showers and toilets are not separate despite that being the norm in facilities for groups of people >showers and toilets are apparently co-ed >no hallways to control through-traffic >multiple doorways located right next to each other / in blind spots for even more congestion >zero privacy if you're not in the master apartment
People living here would A) starve, B) go completely insane even if they somehow didn't starve
Are these just to trick paranoid larpers into spending money?
https://i.imgur.com/fYegvPo.jpg
>all of this attention for such a lame bunker
Step aside nerds.
Holy frick these are terrible. What is that, a wood stove? How do you power the greenhouse?
>You need 15' of dirt or 4' of concrete to stop radiation. That tiny bunker does not have that.
You're way off, bro. A good fallout shelter should off a protection factor (PF) of 1000, that means it reduces the amount of radiation occupants are exposed to by a thousand times. The halving thickness (the amount of material required to reduce radiation exposure by half) of concrete is about 2.5-3.5" and the halving thickness of earth is 3.5-5", that means you only need 50" of earth to provide sufficient protection even for something approaching a worst case scenario. For most soil types and assuming they're not dropping a bomb right on your head, 3' of earth and a thin layer of concrete or steel would be sufficient
I'd be more concerned about the fact that the hatch is directly overhead. Radiation moves in straight lines, that means anyone sitting in that shelter is going to be getting exposed to radiation from fallout deposited on the roof or skyshine (radiation emitted from fallout on the ground which is then reflected off particles in the sky). Obviously this would be a far lower dose than if they were standing in the open but ideally the entrance to a fallout shelter would have a 90 degree bend. At least the beds aren't directly under the hatch
[...] >What if a car parks on the hatch?
You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack, exposing themselves to lethal radiation rather than cowering in whatever improvised shelter they can find, purely for the sociopathic thrill of killing innocent people? Not a fricking chance. Even if someone is able to ignore the fact they're vomiting blood long enough to go looting, they're probably not going to be lifting up random floorboards or sections of carpet so they probably wouldn't find the hatch even if they did break in
No, if something's going to kill that family it'll be random chance. Like a cabinet or a joist falling over.
>You need 15' of dirt or 4' of concrete to stop radiation. That tiny bunker does not have that.
You're way off, bro. A good fallout shelter should off a protection factor (PF) of 1000, that means it reduces the amount of radiation occupants are exposed to by a thousand times. The halving thickness (the amount of material required to reduce radiation exposure by half) of concrete is about 2.5-3.5" and the halving thickness of earth is 3.5-5", that means you only need 50" of earth to provide sufficient protection even for something approaching a worst case scenario. For most soil types and assuming they're not dropping a bomb right on your head, 3' of earth and a thin layer of concrete or steel would be sufficient
I'd be more concerned about the fact that the hatch is directly overhead. Radiation moves in straight lines, that means anyone sitting in that shelter is going to be getting exposed to radiation from fallout deposited on the roof or skyshine (radiation emitted from fallout on the ground which is then reflected off particles in the sky). Obviously this would be a far lower dose than if they were standing in the open but ideally the entrance to a fallout shelter would have a 90 degree bend. At least the beds aren't directly under the hatch
What if a car parks on the hatch?
>What if a car parks on the hatch?
You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack, exposing themselves to lethal radiation rather than cowering in whatever improvised shelter they can find, purely for the sociopathic thrill of killing innocent people? Not a fricking chance. Even if someone is able to ignore the fact they're vomiting blood long enough to go looting, they're probably not going to be lifting up random floorboards or sections of carpet so they probably wouldn't find the hatch even if they did break in
No, if something's going to kill that family it'll be random chance. Like a cabinet or a joist falling over.
>You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack,
yeah they're stupid enough >irradiated Black person jumps through your hatch and steals all your bananas
>You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack, exposing themselves to lethal radiation rather than cowering in whatever improvised shelter they can find, purely for the sociopathic thrill of killing innocent people?
Prepping is comfy. It hits that caveman self reliance nerve that isnt satisfied with the modern condition. We're still wired to wanna fend for ourselves and not rely on society.
if by top, you mean it in the gay sense, yeah, that post is the most top in the thread, no other post comes close to being as flamingly top as that one.
honestly always found these bunkers cool and cozy. but realistically arent you fricked once someone else realizes youre in a bunker, like they can just frick with your air intakes and youre donezo?
>be me wandering the nuclear wasteland a few weeks post-impact, levels are low enough for multi-hour trips >spot bunker air box miles away >approach it and put a big rock on the hatch and hook my car's exhaust to the intake pipe >crack it open the next morning and collect my lootbox
>Hear someone put a rock on my hatch >Get out my 12 ton bottle jack and long 4*4. Escape. Put rock back on the hatch >Track you back to your bunker, ambush you when you come back to your car >Throw your dead body in the woods, drive my new car to my new bunker >park car over the hatch. >Wait days until the screaming stops >Free stuff
Nothing personal kid
>Implying you know how to distinguish a bunker air box from any other part of a house's normal HVAC system >Implying anyone will be hiding in their bunker "a few weeks post impact". If the radiation has died down enough for you to start wandering out with your thumb up your ass then it's also died enough for them to move back into their house and start rebuilding society. >Implying radiation matters after the first 2 weeks (more likely first 48 hours). If you don't have shelter then you're either already dead or you were far enough from the fallout zone for it not to have mattered anyway.
honestly always found these bunkers cool and cozy. but realistically arent you fricked once someone else realizes youre in a bunker, like they can just frick with your air intakes and youre donezo?
What happens if someone covers the air intakes?
People fricking with the air intake is really not a concern. Shelters like this are only necessary for the first 48h post nuclear strike for most of the country, maybe up to 2 weeks if you're particularly close to a hardened target that'll attract groundburst strikes.
Radiation decays extremely quickly, if fallout in your area is emitting 1000 roentgen/hour 1 hour post-detonation then by 48h it'll be down to emitting 10 R/hour. You'll probably receive more radiation in the first few hours following a strike than you would in the rest of the week.
That means that if anyone without a shelter wants to live out their fantasy of gassing random families then they'll have to be fricking fast, we're talking getting their hose pipes and duct tape ready to go within 48h of the explosion. After that, either the vault dwellers can safely emerge and defend their shit or, if local fallout levels are high enough that you need to shelter for longer than that, anyone without shelter has already received a lethal dose and is in the process of vomiting up their intestinal lining.
you only need this shit if you insist on trying to live within 100 miles of a potential target big enough to warrant multiple nukes. for anywhere else that isn't on "the list" you're gonna be fine if you have a good garden, and if you're still worried buy a house in a valley.
We already saw these lunatics broke during the third week of lockdowns. The mass suicides if something did happen would leave the survivors a plethora of empty bunkers.
>let's starve to death together during the nuclear apocalypse >assuming we even get in before the bomb drops, since we're all at work/school and/or are sleeping
Are boomers fricking moronic?
>? It can't all just fit in that small box
you cant flush that thing, so the poop would just coat the bowl. You'd be better off just shitting in bags. If your trapped down there for more than a day you know someones throwing a shitbag at somebody.
>24 hours >The horrible day when your crazy dad forced the family into his deathhole in and saying "im doing this because I love you!" you before taking a huge dump.
That memory is forever.
>"Honey, please, we don't want to be down here. You're scaring the kids. You have to let us g-" >"NO. I spent too much money on this to not use it. Are you getting raped right now? Then it's working, there are dozens of rape gangs up there just waiting to pounce. But nobody is getting raped today. >And if you want to keep it that way you better get shitting. It's your turn." >"Honey please! This is-" >"Don't make me get my gun."
Yeah I’ll start worrying when all of these billionaires start offloading their private islands for dirt cheap. After all, the rising sea level from global warming is going to drown them anyways, right?
>Implying you know how to distinguish a bunker air box from any other part of a house's normal HVAC system >Implying anyone will be hiding in their bunker "a few weeks post impact". If the radiation has died down enough for you to start wandering out with your thumb up your ass then it's also died enough for them to move back into their house and start rebuilding society. >Implying radiation matters after the first 2 weeks (more likely first 48 hours). If you don't have shelter then you're either already dead or you were far enough from the fallout zone for it not to have mattered anyway.
[...]
[...]
People fricking with the air intake is really not a concern. Shelters like this are only necessary for the first 48h post nuclear strike for most of the country, maybe up to 2 weeks if you're particularly close to a hardened target that'll attract groundburst strikes.
Radiation decays extremely quickly, if fallout in your area is emitting 1000 roentgen/hour 1 hour post-detonation then by 48h it'll be down to emitting 10 R/hour. You'll probably receive more radiation in the first few hours following a strike than you would in the rest of the week.
That means that if anyone without a shelter wants to live out their fantasy of gassing random families then they'll have to be fricking fast, we're talking getting their hose pipes and duct tape ready to go within 48h of the explosion. After that, either the vault dwellers can safely emerge and defend their shit or, if local fallout levels are high enough that you need to shelter for longer than that, anyone without shelter has already received a lethal dose and is in the process of vomiting up their intestinal lining.
>> house collapses on your bunker >> die >Thanks, man.
This is the real reason people should be laughing at that particular shelter (well, that and the toilet). Seriously, I hope you bought a cutting torch to get through that hatch when a shelf or some shit falls over.
>Bunker inside the House >Tornado or Bomb hits >House crumbles ontop of the hatch >Now you have to try and push open a hatch with hundreds of pounds of wooden beams, brick, drywall, and other shit on top of it.
kek, honestly if you're a woman in a post-apocalyptic scenario you probably could just find any single male with a bunker to accept you and your daughter (and I guess let the son come along too)
Imagine finding out and instead of immediately capturing him you just stand all day next the the other end of the air vent, eating beans onions and other fart-inducing food all day long
>people mocking these small shelter models as if they are meant for longterm use
These are clearly for short stays like after a tornado comes through or something, not for surving a nuclear fallout. Not that any of us will ever have families worth having this short of peace of mind about or enough money to get one installed anyway.
As someone that lives in a camper in a heavy tornado area I wish I had a comfy underground shelter, but then again if I could afford a comfy underground shelter I could probably afford to not live in a camper.
>They didn't spring for the decommissioned missile silo
NGMI There's a youtube channel documenting a family's attempts to restore one they bought, it's such a pain in the ass and so much work, tons of flooding and pumping. I think it's Death Wears Bunny Slippers or something
>Uuh, honey? It sounds like the garage just collapsed on to the hatch. Is that our only way out? >Quiet woman, I’m pooping.
Imagine having to spend two weeks in this thing only to figure out too late that the wreckage of your car and home has trapped you in a tomb. It’s a good thing you have the rifle, otherwise your spouse would eviscerate you with a spam can lid.
>All work and no play makes jack a dull boy >BRAAAAAAAP >All work and no play makes jack a dull boy >BRAAAAAAAP >All work and no play makes jack a dull boy >BRAAAAAAAP >All work and no play makes jack a dull boy >BRAAAAAAAP >All work and no play makes jack a dull boy >BRAAAAAAAP
All models of this guy's bunkers have the toilet like that. Meanwhile this other company puts the toilet in separate space. Even in the cheapest model.
The fixation with making the toilet so public is suspicious.
>nobody posted the webm of the guy with a rifle recording himself living in one of these who had the head of a 500 plus pound polar bear drooling all over the place trying to get into it.
Nothing since there's no television in there and someone left the hatch open. We're all dead.
We start with the Buster Keaton classics.
Imagine PrepHole living here. How soon before they kill one another for the sake of two being left to use the benches whenever they want only to never use them?
noone on PrepHole has any balls to do that, especially roided out monkeys on /cbt/
I'd live here for sure
We Vault dwellers now.
Dafuk is this? Beds for ~50 people and a ‘greenhouse’ area that’s not even gonna produce 1% of the necessary calories.
I think it's an apartment complex.
1800/month for a bed.
these morons arent even growing devilstrand yet
>get assigned to bunk room 1
>can't sleep b/c people are playing ping pong and foosball next door
>wow, I get a room all to myself? Thanks! This is great!
>*constant flushing sounds*
That bedroom is for the security guard. He's going to spend most of his time surveilling everyone in all the other rooms anyway.
Frogposters deserve suffering.
>trying to sleep in bunk room 2
>some moron is hammering at the work table, can hear the washing machines and someone is grunting and making small talk in the gym
>constant sound of opening and closing of doors ontop of this
>only double bed has no access to the bathroom
Goddamn virgins will frick up the bunker design
Was looking for Sarcasm Saddam Hussein.
no movie theater?
lol
Why do you need 6 toilet stalls?
I don't see a kitchen.
What is this from?
They don't need a kitchen. They'll go to McDonald's instead.
This isn't a zero day bunker, it's an incest rape / baby-making dungeon.
>all of this attention for such a lame bunker
Step aside nerds.
do people really think they can feed so many people with a greenhouse?
of course not, thats why you have giant(not big enough considering these bunkers are clearly built for the fricking end of days) storage rooms. The greenhouses just give you a way to extend the time you spend in there and also fresh food so you dont lose your mind eating processed crap all day
>pool room
>when you have to save water
The pool doubles as a water tank.
You have to keep the water somewhere. And you'll be filtering it before drinking anyway.
Having a gun range seems pretty stupid. What are you going to do if a bunch of people stay there long term and raid the locker after going crazy?
>what are you going to do if everyone goes crazy?
Uhhh, not much, unless you're personally running the bunker like a prison then people going crazy WILL frick everything up, thats why they have a million ways to recreate and keep your mind occupied
>a million ways to recreate
>but no privacy
I guess they're fine with public masturbation / group sex?
It's a waste of valuable space at least. Could be built outdoors in most cases (if you can't survive a couple hours outside now and then you're gonna starve to death eventually anyway.)
Not mention, are you really going to waste ammo on practice shots
They need strong ventilation too, the gas is really bad for you to breathe in.
This one seems fine until you start looking at the living spaces, and realize that people living in the rightmost one have to walk through 4 people's living rooms to reach their own bedroom.Just put a hallway through it and give people some fricking privacy.
It also gets worse as you look at the left side. Despite the green houses being right next to the dining room there are no doors leading to it. Better hope you never need to flip any of the breakers to get lights back, trying to find the power room in the dark would be fun, having to walk through two greenhouses and navigate their weirdly laid out doors.
Also, just lol @ the fact that for that all the areas of the house where a person would get dirty / sweaty or otherwise need a shower / private space to change clothes has literally one bathroom and it's in the pool room, The alternative is to walk all the way back to your personal living space for a shower, which isn't any closer really.
>Better hope you never need to flip any of the breakers to get lights back, trying to find the power room in the dark would be fun
you wouldnt be doing that. if you had power, youd still be able to charge phones/flashlights/literally anything with a light source and battery attached.
>why have a mobile phone in the zombie apocalypse
because its a flashlight, with a rechargeable battery. and its a camera. take a picture of any maps/important literature/instructions you find, incase you lose the actual map/instructions/whatever. a phone without reception still has uses.
>no goon cave
???
Is this a mobile game?
Horrible, absolutely horrible layout.
>no pantry
>no kitchen
>no dining room / mess hall
>master bedroom has no master bathroom, has to walk through library, storage area, gymnasium, and laundry room to reach toilet at night
>showers and toilets are not separate despite that being the norm in facilities for groups of people
>showers and toilets are apparently co-ed
>no hallways to control through-traffic
>multiple doorways located right next to each other / in blind spots for even more congestion
>zero privacy if you're not in the master apartment
People living here would A) starve, B) go completely insane even if they somehow didn't starve
Holy frick these are terrible. What is that, a wood stove? How do you power the greenhouse?
Thank you Anon. ffs no one here reads.
>What is that, a wood stove?
no silly, it's the NBC Air Filtration System
>no squat rack in “fitness” area
Who's the guy who put the plant in the hallway?!
we'll all gather around and watch our daughter take a dump
My daughter take a shi-
Frick
What if a car parks on the hatch?
Imagine the smell
>Just put the gun right next to the only place people can break in from
#1 rule of post-apocalypse survival: keep that thang on ya
You need 15' of dirt or 4' of concrete to stop radiation. That tiny bunker does not have that.
>You need 15' of dirt or 4' of concrete to stop radiation. That tiny bunker does not have that.
You're way off, bro. A good fallout shelter should off a protection factor (PF) of 1000, that means it reduces the amount of radiation occupants are exposed to by a thousand times. The halving thickness (the amount of material required to reduce radiation exposure by half) of concrete is about 2.5-3.5" and the halving thickness of earth is 3.5-5", that means you only need 50" of earth to provide sufficient protection even for something approaching a worst case scenario. For most soil types and assuming they're not dropping a bomb right on your head, 3' of earth and a thin layer of concrete or steel would be sufficient
I'd be more concerned about the fact that the hatch is directly overhead. Radiation moves in straight lines, that means anyone sitting in that shelter is going to be getting exposed to radiation from fallout deposited on the roof or skyshine (radiation emitted from fallout on the ground which is then reflected off particles in the sky). Obviously this would be a far lower dose than if they were standing in the open but ideally the entrance to a fallout shelter would have a 90 degree bend. At least the beds aren't directly under the hatch
>What if a car parks on the hatch?
You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack, exposing themselves to lethal radiation rather than cowering in whatever improvised shelter they can find, purely for the sociopathic thrill of killing innocent people? Not a fricking chance. Even if someone is able to ignore the fact they're vomiting blood long enough to go looting, they're probably not going to be lifting up random floorboards or sections of carpet so they probably wouldn't find the hatch even if they did break in
No, if something's going to kill that family it'll be random chance. Like a cabinet or a joist falling over.
>You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack,
yeah they're stupid enough
>irradiated Black person jumps through your hatch and steals all your bananas
>You really think random Black folk are going to be wandering through houses in the immediate 2-14 days following a nuclear attack, exposing themselves to lethal radiation rather than cowering in whatever improvised shelter they can find, purely for the sociopathic thrill of killing innocent people?
Kathrina showed us what happens to blacks during breakdown of society - open season.
Blast from the Past of course
hmm im gonna try this.
It’s not bad, even better with a Dublin Dr. Pepper made with cane sugar.
Are these just to trick paranoid larpers into spending money?
Mcbunker what more could a paranoid boomer ask for
>dude guns lmao
It's for larpers. I real survivalist might need 3 guns max.
Have them and dont need them vs need them and dont have them.
Prepping is comfy. It hits that caveman self reliance nerve that isnt satisfied with the modern condition. We're still wired to wanna fend for ourselves and not rely on society.
>spends 17hrs per day on his computer and orders door dash for every meal
yeah exactly fricko. none of that scratches the itch.
>NBC Air filtration
Is the air filtered through ground up Blu-Rays of The Office?
I'm the type of homie to have a whole house and still sleep in the bunker.
homie you already put those guns on the wall why do you even need a gun storage anymore
what if the entrance trapdoor melts and fuses with the hatch in the explosion?
What if your McMansion collapses on top of you?
good thing you have all those guns
Boomers will say they'll never live in a pod and then drop $50,000 on one of these bad boys
but does your 50k$ pod have a self-sustaining meal worm farm to create enough protein to survive for decades?
>Boomers will say they'll never live in a pod
They don't say that because they don't have to worry about that. Your generation says that.
Is that a bunker for people or for guns lmao?
top post
if by top, you mean it in the gay sense, yeah, that post is the most top in the thread, no other post comes close to being as flamingly top as that one.
Where's Saddam?
I'm going to get this one
Needs a "live laugh love" sign
Good movie, recommended to everyone in this thread.
uncanny
Fricking great
For me, it's dual wielding revolvers.
how do you access that storage wtf
Lift up the floor.
>10guns minimum
>no toilet
god bless mcdonalds
with a gun you can shit where ever you want.
>poop
>shoot poop to shitereens
bye bye stinky!
honestly always found these bunkers cool and cozy. but realistically arent you fricked once someone else realizes youre in a bunker, like they can just frick with your air intakes and youre donezo?
>be me wandering the nuclear wasteland a few weeks post-impact, levels are low enough for multi-hour trips
>spot bunker air box miles away
>approach it and put a big rock on the hatch and hook my car's exhaust to the intake pipe
>crack it open the next morning and collect my lootbox
>Hear someone put a rock on my hatch
>Get out my 12 ton bottle jack and long 4*4. Escape. Put rock back on the hatch
>Track you back to your bunker, ambush you when you come back to your car
>Throw your dead body in the woods, drive my new car to my new bunker
>park car over the hatch.
>Wait days until the screaming stops
>Free stuff
Nothing personal kid
>teleports behind you and rapes you 100 times a second
???
problem?
trollfaze.gaygay
You forgot to add the part where your bionic lungs filter out the C02 faster than it can kill you but otherwise cool
>C02
moron.
>Implying you know how to distinguish a bunker air box from any other part of a house's normal HVAC system
>Implying anyone will be hiding in their bunker "a few weeks post impact". If the radiation has died down enough for you to start wandering out with your thumb up your ass then it's also died enough for them to move back into their house and start rebuilding society.
>Implying radiation matters after the first 2 weeks (more likely first 48 hours). If you don't have shelter then you're either already dead or you were far enough from the fallout zone for it not to have mattered anyway.
People fricking with the air intake is really not a concern. Shelters like this are only necessary for the first 48h post nuclear strike for most of the country, maybe up to 2 weeks if you're particularly close to a hardened target that'll attract groundburst strikes.
Radiation decays extremely quickly, if fallout in your area is emitting 1000 roentgen/hour 1 hour post-detonation then by 48h it'll be down to emitting 10 R/hour. You'll probably receive more radiation in the first few hours following a strike than you would in the rest of the week.
That means that if anyone without a shelter wants to live out their fantasy of gassing random families then they'll have to be fricking fast, we're talking getting their hose pipes and duct tape ready to go within 48h of the explosion. After that, either the vault dwellers can safely emerge and defend their shit or, if local fallout levels are high enough that you need to shelter for longer than that, anyone without shelter has already received a lethal dose and is in the process of vomiting up their intestinal lining.
>oh great a couple shitty ar15s with red parts, chinese optics, and greentip ammo
Damn, got unlucky on proc gen again. Wish I'd get a named Colt for once.
Yes, I make certain to note down every one of these bunkers i see so that I know who to target first once shit hits the fan.
you only need this shit if you insist on trying to live within 100 miles of a potential target big enough to warrant multiple nukes. for anywhere else that isn't on "the list" you're gonna be fine if you have a good garden, and if you're still worried buy a house in a valley.
What happens if someone covers the air intakes?
where do I poopoo
We already saw these lunatics broke during the third week of lockdowns. The mass suicides if something did happen would leave the survivors a plethora of empty bunkers.
No toilets,showers,books or an other form of entertainment but instead a shit ton of alcohol and firearms. This one isn't gonna end well
>nuclear blast shockwave/tornado winds knock several hundred pounds of debris onto my one entrance/egress hatch
kinos for this feel?
Its funny how there is no secondary exit in any of these models. All it takes is something heavy falling on hatch and it's over.
That wine storage is going to last two days max
the false floor being used for storage is pretty kino actually.
>let's starve to death together during the nuclear apocalypse
>assuming we even get in before the bomb drops, since we're all at work/school and/or are sleeping
Are boomers fricking moronic?
if you get home in an hour and take iodine you'll probably be OK
What if something falls on and blocks the one exit?
>literally nothing to do besides store guns, drink water, and sleep
Yeah bro I'm just gonna let the roaming bandits kill me
Where the poop go?
What happens to the poop? It can't all just fit in that small box
>? It can't all just fit in that small box
you cant flush that thing, so the poop would just coat the bowl. You'd be better off just shitting in bags. If your trapped down there for more than a day you know someones throwing a shitbag at somebody.
A bunker like that is only meant for 24 hours or so.
>24 hours
>The horrible day when your crazy dad forced the family into his deathhole in and saying "im doing this because I love you!" you before taking a huge dump.
That memory is forever.
Getting Titan submarine vibes from this
Blast from the Past and 10 Cloverfield Lane
Evil Dead collection
We have to make the next generation of people we are all that's left
>Wife
>Husbando
>two kids
>One bed
>Futon
Something is wrong here.
Mom and son take the bed, dad sits on the toilet with daughter on his lap. The sofa will be used in place of toilet paper.
g'day mate
>I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
australian hero
godspeed josef
was it just bantz?
>Diagram is depicting a family of 4
>Shelter has 1 small bed and another small couch.
There's a second bed where the rest of the family sits, you can see the outline of it folded up behind their heads. I assume the sofa also folds out.
blast from the past
Where do I get to watch my kino?
what do you do with all the poop?
That's dinner.
homosexuals
you eat it
duh
You go outside and dump it.
>wasting power/fuel to watch tv
ngmi
>mom taking a huge MRE shit
>pull the curtain back for some laughs
Funny, but in reality, canned food wouldn't produce such titanical turds
What of the guy forgot to restock regularly with fresh cans?
You wouldn't survive a week of out-of-date food
Source: trusting my gut on this one
>"Honey, please, we don't want to be down here. You're scaring the kids. You have to let us g-"
>"NO. I spent too much money on this to not use it. Are you getting raped right now? Then it's working, there are dozens of rape gangs up there just waiting to pounce. But nobody is getting raped today.
>And if you want to keep it that way you better get shitting. It's your turn."
>"Honey please! This is-"
>"Don't make me get my gun."
the real question is why they wouldn't opt for an incinerating toilet
Poops
Could you flood someone in these?
*ftfy
i fricking burst out laughing it's not even that funny
based, he's gonna get a lot of money from those videos
The Toy Story ball is a very nice touch.
5000 hours in paint.net
heavens album cover
Not a big guy
with no survivors
had me laughing for a whole minute
thanks
the yellow king himself
frickin' A
>chuds worry about some made up day instead of the real threat to humanity (climate change)
Yeah I’ll start worrying when all of these billionaires start offloading their private islands for dirt cheap. After all, the rising sea level from global warming is going to drown them anyways, right?
>OH N-
Nah just pour some home made chlorine gas down their airflow pipe.
>home made
I think you'll find that difficult because your home has been destroyed
Toilets not even in the corner, it's front and center. The curtain isn't for privacy, it's like a stage curtain.
I couldn't use that toilet with people in the room
These things are actually affordable. Like if you have cheap land and $500,000 to blow, you cam get one with multiple rooms
> house collapses on your bunker
> die
Thanks, man.
The platinum edition of the bunker has a bomb placed directly over the latch so you can just vaporize your house if rubble falls on top of it
>> house collapses on your bunker
>> die
>Thanks, man.
This is the real reason people should be laughing at that particular shelter (well, that and the toilet). Seriously, I hope you bought a cutting torch to get through that hatch when a shelf or some shit falls over.
I feel weird and get a panic attack if I can't see the sky. I'll stay outside with the nukes/zombies/whatever.
Convoluted way of saying you are homeless
>Bunker inside the House
>Tornado or Bomb hits
>House crumbles ontop of the hatch
>Now you have to try and push open a hatch with hundreds of pounds of wooden beams, brick, drywall, and other shit on top of it.
They’re going to need a bigger poop cube.
>no shower
>no bidet
do white ppl really?
Fun fact. That woman and children dont know rhat guy
kek, honestly if you're a woman in a post-apocalyptic scenario you probably could just find any single male with a bunker to accept you and your daughter (and I guess let the son come along too)
i'm killing the mother and the son and making it look like an accident
>Single male with a bunker
Are you listening to yourself?
I would take on fallout ghouls any day of the week
Looks like Burger Hut went with the private bathroom.
Does the air vent just go into...dirt?
what kind of subhumans use this site nowadays. it's fricking fading out, implying that it continues but is not illustrated.
Imagine finding out and instead of immediately capturing him you just stand all day next the the other end of the air vent, eating beans onions and other fart-inducing food all day long
If you were a woman he'd pay you to do it
New evidence suggests it was more like this
you're fricked in the head
Maybe you're not fricked enough. Ever think about that, punk? HUH?
>people mocking these small shelter models as if they are meant for longterm use
These are clearly for short stays like after a tornado comes through or something, not for surving a nuclear fallout. Not that any of us will ever have families worth having this short of peace of mind about or enough money to get one installed anyway.
As someone that lives in a camper in a heavy tornado area I wish I had a comfy underground shelter, but then again if I could afford a comfy underground shelter I could probably afford to not live in a camper.
i want to live in the blast from the past bunker
What do they eat?
>They didn't spring for the decommissioned missile silo
NGMI
There's a youtube channel documenting a family's attempts to restore one they bought, it's such a pain in the ass and so much work, tons of flooding and pumping. I think it's Death Wears Bunny Slippers or something
>Uuh, honey? It sounds like the garage just collapsed on to the hatch. Is that our only way out?
>Quiet woman, I’m pooping.
Imagine having to spend two weeks in this thing only to figure out too late that the wreckage of your car and home has trapped you in a tomb. It’s a good thing you have the rifle, otherwise your spouse would eviscerate you with a spam can lid.
>All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>BRAAAAAAAP
>All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>BRAAAAAAAP
>All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>BRAAAAAAAP
>All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>BRAAAAAAAP
>All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>BRAAAAAAAP
what was that movie with a guy who was in his bunker for a decade by mistake?
Blast from the Past?
First, I'd build a better bunker. that thing is absolute shit.
A bunker like that isn't made to be inhabited long term, it's just to ride out a couple hours of natural disaster or to survive an air raid.
Would it be a faux pas to say you're going to drop a bomb when using the toilet in such an environment?
For me, it's this version
wtf use the curtain
kek
hehehe
I'd let my daughter gf play games on my cell phone
All models of this guy's bunkers have the toilet like that. Meanwhile this other company puts the toilet in separate space. Even in the cheapest model.
The fixation with making the toilet so public is suspicious.
I'd just bury a submarine underground
Being on a submarine fricking sucks
better than pooping behind a curtain in one room
>nobody posted the webm of the guy with a rifle recording himself living in one of these who had the head of a 500 plus pound polar bear drooling all over the place trying to get into it.
Xena Warrior Princess
What if I let out a massive shit and clog the toilet?
the fallout shelter episode of Malcolm is kino
I'd live in a pod if it was my pod. I would never rent a pod long-term
What if a tornado knocks something onto the hatch
Guess we're stuck down here smelling each others farts hahaha. Whose hungry? We've got baked beans
>days later
>rescue finally comes
>a shit covered family emerges
just imagine they all ate a massive taco bell meal before descending into the bunker.
Imagine the sex