What was the tactical advantage of Dick Bong's giant dick? He killed 40 nips in a P-38 and unironically had the biggest dick in the armed forces. They named him Big Dick Rick and had a dick rumoured to be about 8.2 inches.
Reading a biography and the author recounts how he got 100s of letters from women and gays wanting to marry him.
It can't be a coincidence he got the most nips kills and had a gigahog?
>They named him Big Dick Rick and had a dick rumoured to be about 8.2 inches.
What the frick?
They also named a bunch of shit after him after he died. I can't believe he's not more famous on here. A literal gigachad.
heh heh, they sure did
Was supposed to be Bong Air Force Base, but the funding got pulled early in it's construction.
Instead of calling the nearby airport O'Hare after some squid homosexual they should have named it Bong International. I'd be less pissed off getting fricking delayed forever there if it had a silly name like that.
I just drove over the Dick Bong bridge yesterday
This is hardly the bridge of a big wienered nip slayer who killed a crocodile in his p-38 for lulz.
>Charged with protecting his comrades, Bong dove low and glided over the water. With a precise burst of 20mm cannonfire, Bong blasted the croc.
>Newspapers reported on the incredible tale, though the crocodile was erroneously called a gator.
The exploits of this chad asre fricking wild.
>They named him Big Dick Rick
Actualy it was
Dick "Long Dong" Bong.
The nickname was given to him by chinese-american ground crew in Philippines, It means "Eastern Dragon" in chinese.
When was he in the PI?
>It means "Eastern Dragon" in chinese
>rumoured to be about 8.2 inches
May we see it?
>40 kills
There were people who downed more planes in WW1 flying planes made of some wood and lots of fabric.
there were cavemen who killed more mammoths with rocks
Tfw Townsville Qld Australia named a bridge in Annandale for the Great Pacific War fighter ace.
Then the locals tried to rename it because local morons kept gluing penis shaped marijuana smoking implements to the plaque.
Even the memorial stone at the bridge reminds us of him.
This is pretty cool. I didn't know Australia has things named after US vets. You are good people.
Australia appreciates our help from then.
>bigger dick
>killed fitty men and lost my shins
sounds like a hank
>They named him Big Dick Rick and had a dick rumoured to be about 8.2 inches.
The tactical advantage is he has excellent stick control after yanking that massive hog around. I get his balls were fricking delicious.
>I get his balls were fricking delicious.
Huh
>survive one of the most brutal wars in modern history
>die during a flight test
Man, that sucks.
Flying planes is like driving cars. The more you do it, the more likely it is you slip up. The consequences of the latter are hitting something at 40-100MPH. Tje consequences of the former are hitting something at 3-500MPH from 10K feet.
>Dick Bong
Didn't read the manual for a jet he was going to fly.
Frick up mid air.
Dies like a b***h.
Laughs in Chuck Yeager.
>Chuck Yeager
>Dick Bong
>Dick Best
>I saw a random article from the other day where one of the US Air Force fighter pilots' discussed had the first name Nash
What the frick is with American pilots having names from Hollywood 80s action films. Or was it the films that aped reality and the name "Pete Mitchell" and "Tom Kazansky" are unironically the Hollywood-tier fake and gay pilot names?
And imagine having all these guys around you and you wind up being named Robin Olds lmao.
Why are allied aces so shit compared to axis ones? 40 victories probably wouldn't even make you the 100th best german ace
Because he wasn’t on the front lines for years. Did a few months and was rotated home to teach new pilots and test new planes.
By the time an ace gets to 20 or so victories they're much more useful on the home front teaching or keeping citizens happy and working. Keeping your aces fighting for years is fricking moronic.
He wasn’t kept on the front lines for the entire war, and he wasn’t fighting Russians
Aside from the Allies having more aircraft and being able to rotate pilots out of combat, at certain times and places Axis aircraft would be greatly outnumbered and would have more targets to shoot at. For example, over NW Europe the American bomber strikes would usually involve 100+ bombers escorted by dozens of fighters - many more targets for the smaller Luftwaffe interceptor force to strike at, whereas American escort fighters would mainly be attacking the few dozen Luftwaffe interceptors being scrambled.
Kek he was the ace of aces by 25. I haven't even left basement.