I do volunteer security and am the last line of defense in the event that the off-duty police guards are incapacitated by a shooter, and keep some armor handy stowed away.
What should I write or stencil on my helmet? Thinking Isaiah 6:8-9 or Psalms 37:13, but those are just the religious ones.
What should I put? Funny stuff welcome, fitting verses welcome too.
Born to suck
Forced to swallow
Born to seed
Forced to feed
Nothing sex related. I guard a place with children inside.
"I don't frick children, I promise"
Perfect for you then, OP
>Bible passages
Uhh...
I simply believe the lord will favor me and watch over me
In that case draw a smiley face on it.
>I guard a place with children inside.
"Kick me for free candy"
BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
MAMA TRIED
>gliggers gays trying to shit on siggers
The white man carries a gun with a hammer on it, specifically one designed by Browning.
Sorry I meant Beretta
SEX PREDATOR in all caps
Or many something like PUSSY ANNIHILATOR or SEX MACHINE
In that case
dickysseur.
>i guard a place with children inside
well you better let them out
"ToT"
dont children open inside
America is a very 1st world nation
>Born to shit, forced to wipe
>please be patient I'm a marine
>not OSHA approved
>hit here for a surprise
>jokes on you I'm already moronic
Something like
>Picrel
Don't write anything on your helmet you sperg. If you absolutely have to write your name and blood type and any allergies. Are you actually rocking a PASGT in 2016+8?
I already got those on a helmet band. I am rocking an ACH with a small custom plate of AR500 steel on the front
pics?
>I already got those on a helmet band. I am rocking an ACH with a small custom plate of AR500 steel on the front
That's very ghetto, I love it.
thank you
I wrote this on mine, r8
born to pee would be better
>Scraping the barrel
>Picked last since middle school
>Desperation move
>This is how low we've sunk
>If you can read this, the shooter had better aim
the barrel
Based. Like this a lot.
"I'm a homosexual and I love sucking wiener.
-Signed, OP"
Live. Laugh. Love.
seconding
Don't let all the negative posts get you down, OP. If it does, just remember, we were all children once, it's just that you never grew up.
>Gecko45
>احب الأبقار
>born to sneed forced to sneed
You're choice
>Moron Labia
8===D
BOrN to ChUD
Write bad dream all lower case because if you have to grab your armor then it’s a nightmare scenario.
>Oh fugg :DDDDDD
"HAVE A GREAT DAY! :)"
don't be a homosexual, OP. Well, not more than usual. If you're worried about the kids, draw Spogebob's face. If you aren't, draw the huge wiener you suck every morning.
Black person
Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.
What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.
Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.
Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?
BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18″ bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.
FINALLY
Fricking newbies, the whole lot of you
Sounds good, I recomend becoming a student of ninjutsu so you can get the special boots to climb the walls.
High density polyurethane/or nylon, annealed milk jug plastic, ceramic tile, silicon caulk, aluminum rear
"Peace is hell"
Gecko45 level LARP
The Helmet of Salvation
>war were declared
Kek. You could shorten "L+ratio+didn't ask + seethe + touch grass" to just "cope and seethe." I think that one fits better on a helmet.
UNinvolved
"Your mother will die in her sleep"
"Can't fret over every egg"
Write schzo rants on it like a car
>this anon knows about schizowhips
Fricking megabased. Love schizowhips, my favorite niche meme. Wish I was at home so I could post my folder
Holy shit I havent seen one of these in like 20 years. I forgot they exists. I wonder where they are most common..
Florida. Probably.
I work in mental healthcare and see shit like this all the time, and I will never stop being fascinated by it. Pic related, someone actually went through the effort to go to a publisher and pay out of pocket to have this word salad nonsense printed.
tbf that doesn't seem any more schizo than French philosophers.
French philosophers are pedophiles, not schizos.
What nonsense is it?
I see words but no meaning behind them.
We've got a few good ones in my town. This one was from last summer. They're locals too.
I just can't wrap my head around what compels people to do this to their cars. Normally schizo rants are crude writings but this shit was probably expensive. They really committed. But why?
You should write nothing. You are a professional, not some mercenary piece of shit.
The Game
Just stencil OP. Its all you need, everyone will see it and look at you and know youre a homosexual
draw a smiley face or something on the front
"You do have to eat the eggs"
Do schools really have 'reservist' security guards now? How much do you get paid? Are you basically just on call in case a guard gets a cold or is too hungover?
I work for the house of the Lord, not a school
God can't take of his own buildings? Does it have a lightening rod on the roof too?
found the redditgay atheitard
>anon tried to dodge the question by making an insult
>we're still waiting for an answer to the question
I'm with you anon, atheists are stupid. Now answer the question.
I haven’t looked at the roof, dunno how to get up there. No idea
God takes care of His own by equipping them to do His will Amen
Stencil a Jesus with an AK and a thumbs up then
Do you work at a Morman conpound in Utah or something?
I work for long nose tribe.
In that case I’ve got the best one for you
>"I am innocent of this man’s blood; see to it yourselves." And all the people answered, "His blood be on us and on our children!"
Oh piss off
Follow up: I do it for free. Essentially plainclothes guards that are the response if police guards are incapacitated or killed by a shooter or crackhead
Although there are typically between fifteen and twenty normal security officers working the beat there, we decided a while ago that it would be best to have a specilized force for violent individuals. We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes.Naturally, the regular security people are unarmed. We “RTFers”, by arrangement with the local police, carry high-strength OC spray and batons. If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN.Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory.
"shall not be infringed"
"Ain't war hell?"
>Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne
or
>You just got shot by a girl
You probably want a brightly colored friendly symbol that will keep the third wave of police from executing you. POLICE is probably a good choice.
>writing on your helmet
"Please Be Patient I Have Autism"
draw a gondola
Best suggestion
A Lorax Gondola.
Make war not love
Free West Taiwan
Kommie Killer Kommando
Foreskins for the shekel god
Armed Schizophrenic
Jesus is Cumming
pic rel
HAHA
I hope that isn't photoshop
Nothing, it flags you as a dumbass.
Luke 22:36
Since a couple of anons already had bible verses as a suggestion, Ezekiel 25:17.
Lets go Brandon
>ouch!
>Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
"never capitulate" or Lead & Silver
own nothing, be happy
>"Valhalla sounded cooler anyway."
>"By the grace of god, I'll fight like the devil"
>"A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes" (funny if LEO)
>"havoc, mors, caedes"
>"I didn't think my forklift certification would lead to this"
>"Don't frick with me, I'm un-frickable"
A URL.
The Story of Your Enslavement
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Just one word. As big as you can possibly write it:
CUM
> To become a gunsmith, visit the Sonoran Desert Institute at sdi.edu
Please be patient, I have autism
Gun free zone
My other helmet is specialer
>i liek turtles