What should I write on my helmet

I do volunteer security and am the last line of defense in the event that the off-duty police guards are incapacitated by a shooter, and keep some armor handy stowed away.

What should I write or stencil on my helmet? Thinking Isaiah 6:8-9 or Psalms 37:13, but those are just the religious ones.

What should I put? Funny stuff welcome, fitting verses welcome too.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born to suck
    Forced to swallow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Born to seed
      Forced to feed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing sex related. I guard a place with children inside.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/S5Oh43y.jpg

        I do volunteer security and am the last line of defense in the event that the off-duty police guards are incapacitated by a shooter, and keep some armor handy stowed away.

        What should I write or stencil on my helmet? Thinking Isaiah 6:8-9 or Psalms 37:13, but those are just the religious ones.

        What should I put? Funny stuff welcome, fitting verses welcome too.

        "I don't frick children, I promise"
        Perfect for you then, OP

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bible passages
          Uhh...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I simply believe the lord will favor me and watch over me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In that case draw a smiley face on it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I guard a place with children inside.
        "Kick me for free candy"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BORN TO SHIT
        FORCED TO WIPE
        MAMA TRIED

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gliggers gays trying to shit on siggers
        The white man carries a gun with a hammer on it, specifically one designed by Browning.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I meant Beretta

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SEX PREDATOR in all caps

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or many something like PUSSY ANNIHILATOR or SEX MACHINE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In that case

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dickysseur.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i guard a place with children inside
        well you better let them out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "ToT"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont children open inside

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        America is a very 1st world nation

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Born to shit, forced to wipe
    >please be patient I'm a marine
    >not OSHA approved
    >hit here for a surprise
    >jokes on you I'm already moronic

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something like
    >Picrel

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't write anything on your helmet you sperg. If you absolutely have to write your name and blood type and any allergies. Are you actually rocking a PASGT in 2016+8?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already got those on a helmet band. I am rocking an ACH with a small custom plate of AR500 steel on the front

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pics?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I already got those on a helmet band. I am rocking an ACH with a small custom plate of AR500 steel on the front
        That's very ghetto, I love it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote this on mine, r8

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      born to pee would be better

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scraping the barrel
    >Picked last since middle school
    >Desperation move
    >This is how low we've sunk
    >If you can read this, the shooter had better aim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the barrel
      Based. Like this a lot.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm a homosexual and I love sucking wiener.
    -Signed, OP"

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Live. Laugh. Love.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seconding

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let all the negative posts get you down, OP. If it does, just remember, we were all children once, it's just that you never grew up.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gecko45

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >احب الأبقار
    >born to sneed forced to sneed
    You're choice

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Moron Labia

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8===D
    BOrN to ChUD

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write bad dream all lower case because if you have to grab your armor then it’s a nightmare scenario.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh fugg :DDDDDD

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "HAVE A GREAT DAY! :)"

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't be a homosexual, OP. Well, not more than usual. If you're worried about the kids, draw Spogebob's face. If you aren't, draw the huge wiener you suck every morning.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.

    What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.

    Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.

    Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?

    BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18″ bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FINALLY
      Fricking newbies, the whole lot of you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good, I recomend becoming a student of ninjutsu so you can get the special boots to climb the walls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High density polyurethane/or nylon, annealed milk jug plastic, ceramic tile, silicon caulk, aluminum rear

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Peace is hell"

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gecko45 level LARP

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Helmet of Salvation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >war were declared
      Kek. You could shorten "L+ratio+didn't ask + seethe + touch grass" to just "cope and seethe." I think that one fits better on a helmet.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UNinvolved

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Your mother will die in her sleep"
    "Can't fret over every egg"

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write schzo rants on it like a car

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this anon knows about schizowhips
      Fricking megabased. Love schizowhips, my favorite niche meme. Wish I was at home so I could post my folder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this anon knows about schizowhips
      Fricking megabased. Love schizowhips, my favorite niche meme. Wish I was at home so I could post my folder

      Holy shit I havent seen one of these in like 20 years. I forgot they exists. I wonder where they are most common..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Florida. Probably.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work in mental healthcare and see shit like this all the time, and I will never stop being fascinated by it. Pic related, someone actually went through the effort to go to a publisher and pay out of pocket to have this word salad nonsense printed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbf that doesn't seem any more schizo than French philosophers.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          French philosophers are pedophiles, not schizos.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What nonsense is it?
        I see words but no meaning behind them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this anon knows about schizowhips
      Fricking megabased. Love schizowhips, my favorite niche meme. Wish I was at home so I could post my folder

      [...]
      Holy shit I havent seen one of these in like 20 years. I forgot they exists. I wonder where they are most common..

      Florida. Probably.

      We've got a few good ones in my town. This one was from last summer. They're locals too.
      I just can't wrap my head around what compels people to do this to their cars. Normally schizo rants are crude writings but this shit was probably expensive. They really committed. But why?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should write nothing. You are a professional, not some mercenary piece of shit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Game

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stencil OP. Its all you need, everyone will see it and look at you and know youre a homosexual

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    draw a smiley face or something on the front

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "You do have to eat the eggs"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do schools really have 'reservist' security guards now? How much do you get paid? Are you basically just on call in case a guard gets a cold or is too hungover?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work for the house of the Lord, not a school

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God can't take of his own buildings? Does it have a lightening rod on the roof too?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          found the redditgay atheitard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anon tried to dodge the question by making an insult
            >we're still waiting for an answer to the question

            I'm with you anon, atheists are stupid. Now answer the question.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I haven’t looked at the roof, dunno how to get up there. No idea

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God takes care of His own by equipping them to do His will Amen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stencil a Jesus with an AK and a thumbs up then

        Do you work at a Morman conpound in Utah or something?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I work for long nose tribe.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In that case I’ve got the best one for you
            >"I am innocent of this man’s blood; see to it yourselves." And all the people answered, "His blood be on us and on our children!"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh piss off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Follow up: I do it for free. Essentially plainclothes guards that are the response if police guards are incapacitated or killed by a shooter or crackhead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Although there are typically between fifteen and twenty normal security officers working the beat there, we decided a while ago that it would be best to have a specilized force for violent individuals. We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes.Naturally, the regular security people are unarmed. We “RTFers”, by arrangement with the local police, carry high-strength OC spray and batons. If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN.Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "shall not be infringed"

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Ain't war hell?"

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne
    or
    >You just got shot by a girl

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You probably want a brightly colored friendly symbol that will keep the third wave of police from executing you. POLICE is probably a good choice.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >writing on your helmet
    "Please Be Patient I Have Autism"

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    draw a gondola

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best suggestion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Lorax Gondola.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make war not love
    Free West Taiwan
    Kommie Killer Kommando
    Foreskins for the shekel god

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armed Schizophrenic

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus is Cumming

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic rel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHA
      I hope that isn't photoshop

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it flags you as a dumbass.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke 22:36

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since a couple of anons already had bible verses as a suggestion, Ezekiel 25:17.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets go Brandon

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ouch!

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "never capitulate" or Lead & Silver

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    own nothing, be happy

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Valhalla sounded cooler anyway."
    >"By the grace of god, I'll fight like the devil"
    >"A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes" (funny if LEO)
    >"havoc, mors, caedes"
    >"I didn't think my forklift certification would lead to this"
    >"Don't frick with me, I'm un-frickable"

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A URL.

    The Story of Your Enslavement

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  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just one word. As big as you can possibly write it:
    CUM

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > To become a gunsmith, visit the Sonoran Desert Institute at sdi.edu

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please be patient, I have autism
    Gun free zone
    My other helmet is specialer

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i liek turtles

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