I dunno how to tell you this, anon, but you went to the wrong place. That pic isn't the woods. It's rocks. I can see the confusion, the rocks are very tall and appear like trees, but they are quite different.
I found a lake like that in the sierras when I was on a hiking trip with some buddies. It was extremely small more like a pond than a lake. One of the most picturesque things I've ever seen. The area right at the upper edge of treeline elevation is my favorite elevation zone. You're high enough that the mosquitos can't get you, it's cool enough that it's easy to hike and it doesn't get too cool at night to be prohibitive or require more winter gear during spring / summer
>What should i bring with me in my first weekend larping innawoods?
Old porn mags preferably European and old with some weird fetish lie pissing. I'm the only one here that is going to be honest or genuine with you. I have spent most of my life PrepHole one of the interesting things is mans biological nature, man will go the same paths another man does, and most of the people who go in the woods are junkies and junkies that really really like to kjack off when they get high. You will see this yourself, the further you get innawoods you will at some point see an abandoned dome tent and there will be old porn magazines matter together and maybe drug paraphilia (watch out for needles). It is not where someone like you or most of the incels here should be at night and the people who promoted it here to people like you are pretty cruel but that is what the chans were. You should bring a very big friend who is a cop
A ($500 minimum) knife, enough paracord to make a wedding dress out of, at least 3 ignition sources, the worst MREs you can lay your hands on, night vision, a belgian shepherd malinois, collapsible pot belly iron stove, 3 man tent, gun, axe, khukri, med kit, tampons, bag of fake israelite gold, wet weather gear, lube, solar panel, deep cycle battery, water purifiers, satellite phone,.
That should probably do it.
If you find you've packed all that ok, you might want to pack some dildoes too.
-Tent or Bivy sack
-Sleeping Bag
-Sleeping pad
-Poncho
-A waterproof backpack cover and cheap tarp (used to keep bag dry on the ground when camping in the rain)
-Flashlight + headlamp + batteries
-Gore tex layer. The kind that goes over your pants with your boots still on. This is much easier than an underlayer when you start getting cold.
-Small shovel to bury poop and dig a fire pit.
-A folding saw and knife to cut and split wood for a fire
-Compass, even without a map, to record direction back to the road/trail when you go off to setup camp
-Water filter and tablets. Include the cleaning plunger for filter
-A large water bottle or canteen
-A small water bottle for belt access
-Gatorade powder
-an expandable water bag in case you want to carry water to camp from a nearby stream / lake
-A bag with socks, underwear, a mosquito head net, balaclava, and wool hat. Doubles as a pillow
-Gloves
-Paracord
-Rubber bands, tape, sewing kit, shoe glue
-First aid kit
-Lighters + matches + ferro rod + ziploc bag with firestarters from the grocery store
-Trash bags
-Any food / stove items / bear bag
-Peanut butter, nutella or cookie butter
-Coffee
Nintendo Switch, Captain America Funkopop, plastic bag with 12 pre-microwaved chicken tendies, 2 family sized bags of Doritos, a 6 pack of Monster Energy drink, anime waifu body pillow, at least 2 adult sized diapers (alternatively a classic poop sock also works). Firearms are optional, not recommended since they are too heavy >:(
muh dick
a snack
A nuclear bomb.
A note explaining why you died.
I dunno how to tell you this, anon, but you went to the wrong place. That pic isn't the woods. It's rocks. I can see the confusion, the rocks are very tall and appear like trees, but they are quite different.
Nice pic. looks like a cool place to see warblers. They love the little bushes near alpine lakes.
I found a lake like that in the sierras when I was on a hiking trip with some buddies. It was extremely small more like a pond than a lake. One of the most picturesque things I've ever seen. The area right at the upper edge of treeline elevation is my favorite elevation zone. You're high enough that the mosquitos can't get you, it's cool enough that it's easy to hike and it doesn't get too cool at night to be prohibitive or require more winter gear during spring / summer
but there is lots of white sand everywhere so it should be mild at night and warm during the day
benadryl
Dude those are mountains.
My dick
>What should i bring with me in my first weekend larping innawoods?
Old porn mags preferably European and old with some weird fetish lie pissing. I'm the only one here that is going to be honest or genuine with you. I have spent most of my life PrepHole one of the interesting things is mans biological nature, man will go the same paths another man does, and most of the people who go in the woods are junkies and junkies that really really like to kjack off when they get high. You will see this yourself, the further you get innawoods you will at some point see an abandoned dome tent and there will be old porn magazines matter together and maybe drug paraphilia (watch out for needles). It is not where someone like you or most of the incels here should be at night and the people who promoted it here to people like you are pretty cruel but that is what the chans were. You should bring a very big friend who is a cop
All these answers and none of them correct
I’m pretty sure the porn mags is correct
T. Played kick ball as a kid and found porno in the woods/went fishing in saskatwwan and found porno or the edge of the lake
post that on instagram homosexual
It's only /k/ related if you take a gun
Means to sleep comfortably, shelter of some sort, firearm, knife, food or means to get food, water source, 2nd water source, means to create fire
a TX22 for the vermin, and a 10mm 1911 for the bears.
I feel like this would be better served on PrepHole rather than here. Trust me these fricking morons wouldn't know the first thing about dick sucking.
A ($500 minimum) knife, enough paracord to make a wedding dress out of, at least 3 ignition sources, the worst MREs you can lay your hands on, night vision, a belgian shepherd malinois, collapsible pot belly iron stove, 3 man tent, gun, axe, khukri, med kit, tampons, bag of fake israelite gold, wet weather gear, lube, solar panel, deep cycle battery, water purifiers, satellite phone,.
That should probably do it.
If you find you've packed all that ok, you might want to pack some dildoes too.
Some items I usually take for this kind of trips
-Tent or Bivy sack
-Sleeping Bag
-Sleeping pad
-Poncho
-A waterproof backpack cover and cheap tarp (used to keep bag dry on the ground when camping in the rain)
-Flashlight + headlamp + batteries
-Gore tex layer. The kind that goes over your pants with your boots still on. This is much easier than an underlayer when you start getting cold.
-Small shovel to bury poop and dig a fire pit.
-A folding saw and knife to cut and split wood for a fire
-Compass, even without a map, to record direction back to the road/trail when you go off to setup camp
-Water filter and tablets. Include the cleaning plunger for filter
-A large water bottle or canteen
-A small water bottle for belt access
-Gatorade powder
-an expandable water bag in case you want to carry water to camp from a nearby stream / lake
-A bag with socks, underwear, a mosquito head net, balaclava, and wool hat. Doubles as a pillow
-Gloves
-Paracord
-Rubber bands, tape, sewing kit, shoe glue
-First aid kit
-Lighters + matches + ferro rod + ziploc bag with firestarters from the grocery store
-Trash bags
-Any food / stove items / bear bag
-Peanut butter, nutella or cookie butter
-Coffee
Not to mention disposable items:
wet wipes, insect repellent, hand satanizer, sunscreen, tissues
>ctrl f "mosquito head net"
Good man lmao
A bottle of Coomoil, you may encounter a wild squeaky door
Nintendo Switch, Captain America Funkopop, plastic bag with 12 pre-microwaved chicken tendies, 2 family sized bags of Doritos, a 6 pack of Monster Energy drink, anime waifu body pillow, at least 2 adult sized diapers (alternatively a classic poop sock also works). Firearms are optional, not recommended since they are too heavy >:(
That should have you all set OP, have fun.
A wood stock mini-14 with a brown leather sling. Camping equipment. Mountain House pouches. Water.