There are companies that make huge bunkers, it's just they're really expensive.
A PrepHole poorgay probably couldn't even afford the small one in OP pic.
Yeah wtf why doesn't everyone just get a gigantic underground bunker with multiple rooms and a pool and a theater and a virtual reality chamber and a farm and a weapons cache and a sex room full of willing virgins? Frickin dummies!
If I win the lottery I'm buying an abandoned missile silo. My state has a ton of them and they look comfy. If I can get internet in there I might just move into one fulltime.
the problem with missile silos is that they're nearly all in extreme disrepair and have been flooded with ground water for decades, not to mention there are publicly available location lists of them.
I mean silos are only a couple million and if you won the lottery it would easily be a few hundred million, I bet you would have enough money to renovate some living space in there. Some aren't even that bad inside, look up Rolling Hills Missile Silo.
This is how you do it:
https://webpal.org/SAFE/aaaarktwo/
>The Ark Two Complex in Canada has a 10,000 sq/ft nuclear fallout shelter and refuge facility. Forty-two school buses were used as permanent forms for the concrete shelter that was then covered with 5-14 feet of earth.
>Now that it's complete, let's make a website and tell literally everyone about the superbunker and where it's located, so we'll be swarmed with refugees when the bombs drop
WTF is wrong with preppers?
prepping is not actually preparing to survive
it's just a life style, like being a hippie or a biker or a punk or what have you
it's just more consumerism. that's literally all it is.
If you're just using concrete anyway there's no point using the school buses as forms.
You can just use ICF nowadays. It'd look much nicer and you could bury them deeper.
these are meant to last a couple weeks at most right?
if i had to stay in here with a bunch of other people for years on end i'd rather just take my chances in the nuclear wasteland.
No one seriously expects to sit in a shelter for years. Not even rich people building apocalypse bunkers with tennis courts and cinemas do, those bunkers are just meant to be the place they run off to for a week or two at a time when a megastorm sweeps in or there's another local food riot.
They riots will always end by either a better harvest year or enough people dying that the local population can sustain itself even with the bad harvest. Either way the billionaires expect to be safe in their bunkers filled with food stockpiles, having armed excursion during the day to maintain their tans. They don't expect to be sitting in their bunkers for years on end with no blue sky.
>putting your hatch in a place that's going to be covered in debris if your house is knocked over, or someone moves your car, trapping you inside
lol
lmao
>or where the gases would escape
They make stoves that actually seal these days, grandpa. All the gases go out the chimney instead of into the room. Neat, right?
>All the gases go out the chimney
yes... exiting right next to the air intake.
Also, remains to be answered what he would actually be burning and where he would store it.
>being too stupid to just give your air intake like six feet of extra pipe in an opposite direction to your chimney
Anon... Do you think that shit is meant to just vent right above them, into their garage?
But it's not a hidden bunker. It's a storm and bomb shelter. Why the frick do you think it's called BombNado? In neither case is hiding on your mind. You're just looking for a place to flee when danger is imminent and then you want your neighbours or emergency services to know you're under the rubble left by your house. The only thing about the shelter that puts it in the moronic apocalypse prepper category is the gun at the entrance, which they probably put there because they didn't want to lose out on sales to the morons who think they're going to come out of their shelter into a Fallout world.
That said, no one said anything about making a tall smokestack, only to run it away from the air intake. There's plenty of different ways to hide/diffuse smoke from a chimney that runs along the ground and modern sealing stoves burn their fuel much cleaner through different innovations, leaving much less smoke to hide in the first place. The bigger question would be how cold it even gets down there with all those people in the shelter. If you insulate it properly you'd have a bigger problem cooling it, I'd think.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>then you want your neighbours or emergency services to know you're under the rubble left by your house
what if your neighbours also have these shelters? they wont be able to dig your ass out.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's why you log your shelter with the state/emergency services. Not so much in case all your neighbours also get trapped but in case all of them die when the tornado blows through. Just like you log your hiking trip with more than one person/institution so that you're not just relying on one person remembering that you were supposed to be back a day ago.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>list of shelters logged with state emergency services
thanks, now I know where to go after I form my roving scav gang after the bombs.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Have at it, you're going to find a bunch of basements filled with buckets of poop and a powerbar nobody wanted to eat because Mark touched it after moving the poop bucket without wiping his hands first.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm going to find hundreds of iPhones and laptops and water filtration units and other tech, and lots of potential sex slaves if the people inside survived.
Is the family in the picture going to drink toilet water for the two to three weeks minimum it'll take for radiation levels to drop?
I doubt they'll live off the two small boxes of food under the floor either
I don't understand why people make these so small. Could it kill them to dig an extra toilet room?
The people buying something this small and shitty are morons who just want quick peace of mind
If you actually wanted to survive a nuclear attack but couldn't afford a gigabunker, you'd be way better off just reinforcing your basement and stockpiling food and water, and/or moving out into the boonies
>reinforcing your basement and stockpiling food and water,
Problem is your basement is going to be harder to defend than a bunker. If 20 armed and desperate looters find out you're holding out in a basement they might be able to frick you up
It might be ok until the worst of the radiation dissipates though but you can't stay unless it's a area with low population
>I cover the obvious air intake, put rock on top of hatch, wait for the loot to finish baking
There, I have now defeated your bunker using only tape and one old man with ricketts.
holy shit this is genius
as an added bonus you can wait until people occupy your venus fly trap basement and cannibalize them for parts when they sleep.
>I cover the obvious air intake, put rock on top of hatch, wait for the loot to finish baking
There, I have now defeated your bunker using only tape and one old man with ricketts.
>desperate and need to loot other people supplies to survive >sure we can afford to sit here and siege some random dude's garage without starving to death
I don't understand why people make these so small. Could it kill them to dig an extra toilet room?
The family in the picture is expecting a tornado to frick their house up and so all they have to do is chill down there for a couple of hours until their neighbours clear the debris covering their hatch.
Only morons treat them like a nuke shelter and then end up dying because they kept it a secret to their neighbours and so no one came to dig them out after the tornado ripped the place apart.
>Only morons treat them like a nuke shelter and then end up dying because they kept it a secret to their neighbours and so no one came to dig them out after the tornado ripped the place apart.
This needs to be a comedy already >umm, familysisters? I think we made a big mistake >The dog of the family then goes like: >Ruh-roh, no cell reception in this cellar >The dad nods while cartoonishly swallowing >the little son says his catchphrase "Yikeseronis!"
If a family like that is locked up in such a small box with nothing to do how long will it be before they start having massive amounts of incestuous orgies
unless you are directly below the blast it probably would, tbh
on the other hand, so would a deep trench
if you are directly below the blast radius you have been deleted, not much you can do about it save from digging into a mountain Moria-style.
>single entry/exit point >entry/exit point opens directly into their living area >any bomb blast/grenade/gas/zombie that gets in would immediately kill everybody
???????
>"He kids, I spent all your inheritance on an 8'x8' bunker for your mother and I." >"You know, for when the Liberals rise up to take away our guns after Trump wins." >"It's in the garage under the SUV. Check it out, that duct is to release all the smoke and the one right besides it is to bring in fresh air." >"What do you mean letting smoke release directly into an inclosed space shared with your air supply is a bad idea? What do you mean it's moronic to place a hatch in an area that can easily collapse and barred your escape?" >"Thats liberal nonsense they teach you in those commie universities." >"How much was it? About $500k plus tip."
>Be electrician >Get a job for some boomer to renovate his basement. >Get to his place and see this isn't a basement, but a bunker. >Thing is like 12 by 12 feet and he wants me to run wire from his service entrance to a panel he wants installed in the bonker. >Tell him that I would need to pull permits for that with the power company and that I can just run a cable from his regular panel down to a new panel for his bunker. >Doesn't want that because he doesn't want the government to have knowledge of his bunker. Also, he still wants to have power in his bunker incase the government shuts off power to his house. >Tell him that it doesn't matter if it's tied to his service entrance or panel, if the power company cuts him off then he loses power to both. >Starts losing his shit and cursing as if hes been outsmarted. >Calls me a few days later with the "genius" idea of running his bunker off of a generator located above the bunker. >Because certainly in a time of civil war, no one would be suspicious of a loud as frick random generator running in a backyard with cables leading beneath the surface.
The mental image of a family watching silently as the father shoves the last ripe peach up his ass as they cower in a bomb shelter has brightened my day immensely anon, thank you. >oh, the last ripe peach!
Should have told him that you'd build him a box in the bunker for his generator. No need for any out-take pipes because you're lining the box with fume-absorbing foam that electricians have access to.
If you had to guess what the average age of first pregnancy was throughout all of human history, what do you suppose that age would be? If society collapses literally the first thing that will happen is women becoming property and men killing each other over access to 14 year old war brides.
>What kino are you taking with you into the nuclear bomb shelter PrepHole?
Wouldn't you be safer underneath the water if there were to be a nuclear exchange? The ocean would soak up all the radiation like a sponge.
You only need 3 feet of dirt on top of your bunker to prevent radiation. A much better idea than going underwater, and as a plus, you don't get turned into fish chum when your submarine implodes.
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
That's an updated model. The original had a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan.
>work high up in an office building next to two important bridges >two nukes have my name written on them >takes 5 min just to get out of the parking garage on a normal day
I'm not even going to go down the stairs
i'd sell my wife off the some cannibal Black folk for some extra food and supplies then live out a comfy secluded life without the dumb b***h ngl ah freedom
>weapon conveniently placed at the entrance for a would-be thief to find and use while sneaking in
This is exactly the kind of lazy level design in video games that make my eyes roll.
>garage collapses >everybody dies
I'm not in tornado country but arent those things supposed to be built were you wouldnt likely be trapped? A tornado you'd probably get rescued but not in a bomb situation.
I don't understand why people make these so small. Could it kill them to dig an extra toilet room?
There are companies that make huge bunkers, it's just they're really expensive.
A PrepHole poorgay probably couldn't even afford the small one in OP pic.
Most of the cost is in the land itself like in reality with houses. Anywhere popular the house has almost no worth compared to the land it stands one.
Yeah wtf why doesn't everyone just get a gigantic underground bunker with multiple rooms and a pool and a theater and a virtual reality chamber and a farm and a weapons cache and a sex room full of willing virgins? Frickin dummies!
If I win the lottery I'm buying an abandoned missile silo. My state has a ton of them and they look comfy. If I can get internet in there I might just move into one fulltime.
I'm buying a huge katamaran and living out my Waterworld dreams.
the problem with missile silos is that they're nearly all in extreme disrepair and have been flooded with ground water for decades, not to mention there are publicly available location lists of them.
also they are wired for actual 60s era computers with punch cards and sheeeit
Dragging screaming incels out of their stinky water-clogged missile silos would be a top-tier raiding run with the boys.
>screaming incels
why would leftoids go live in a silo?
I mean silos are only a couple million and if you won the lottery it would easily be a few hundred million, I bet you would have enough money to renovate some living space in there. Some aren't even that bad inside, look up Rolling Hills Missile Silo.
>let's build a disaster shelter but we absolutely have to save on putting a few planks more to create a toilet compartment
It's poo fetishism. They are only satisfied if they can smell their daughter's wafts.
This is how you do it:
https://webpal.org/SAFE/aaaarktwo/
>The Ark Two Complex in Canada has a 10,000 sq/ft nuclear fallout shelter and refuge facility. Forty-two school buses were used as permanent forms for the concrete shelter that was then covered with 5-14 feet of earth.
>Now that it's complete, let's make a website and tell literally everyone about the superbunker and where it's located, so we'll be swarmed with refugees when the bombs drop
WTF is wrong with preppers?
prepping is not actually preparing to survive
it's just a life style, like being a hippie or a biker or a punk or what have you
it's just more consumerism. that's literally all it is.
If you're just using concrete anyway there's no point using the school buses as forms.
You can just use ICF nowadays. It'd look much nicer and you could bury them deeper.
>5-14 feet of earth.
kek
i bet that wont wash off in the next storm
these are meant to last a couple weeks at most right?
if i had to stay in here with a bunch of other people for years on end i'd rather just take my chances in the nuclear wasteland.
No one seriously expects to sit in a shelter for years. Not even rich people building apocalypse bunkers with tennis courts and cinemas do, those bunkers are just meant to be the place they run off to for a week or two at a time when a megastorm sweeps in or there's another local food riot.
>or there's another local food riot
What happens when the food riots start, and never end?
They riots will always end by either a better harvest year or enough people dying that the local population can sustain itself even with the bad harvest. Either way the billionaires expect to be safe in their bunkers filled with food stockpiles, having armed excursion during the day to maintain their tans. They don't expect to be sitting in their bunkers for years on end with no blue sky.
>that pic
You ever tried digging a hole?
>can afford a doomsday bunker for $25000
>can't afford to rent an excavator for $1500
A metal heap underground won't even save u from a nuke so you're dead anyway
>A metal heap underground won't even save u from a nuke so you're dead anyway
Great concept, poor execution
A bunch of 40s/50s noir films, so my ancestors will come out as the best Private Investigators the wastes have ever seen
I've been recommending this movie a lot recently.
>1 tiny bed and 1 tiny sofa for 4 people
There's a second bed above the closest bed and the sofa folds out to make a wide bed.
>the sofa folds out to make a wide bed.
the sofa is not even the same length as the man
half his legs would stick out and be resting on the floor
lol
It is longer in the actual shelter.
Is that a weird stove or a weird hand-powered bellows air filtration system?
You get to sleep under the floor next to the poop buckets.
>parks car on escape hatch
heh nothing personal
>putting your hatch in a place that's going to be covered in debris if your house is knocked over, or someone moves your car, trapping you inside
lol
lmao
I never understood what he would be burning in that stove or where the gases would escape
>or where the gases would escape
They make stoves that actually seal these days, grandpa. All the gases go out the chimney instead of into the room. Neat, right?
>All the gases go out the chimney
yes... exiting right next to the air intake.
Also, remains to be answered what he would actually be burning and where he would store it.
>being too stupid to just give your air intake like six feet of extra pipe in an opposite direction to your chimney
Anon... Do you think that shit is meant to just vent right above them, into their garage?
>has tall smokestack belching out smoke marking the location
hue hue noone will ever sus out the location of my hidden bunkerino
But it's not a hidden bunker. It's a storm and bomb shelter. Why the frick do you think it's called BombNado? In neither case is hiding on your mind. You're just looking for a place to flee when danger is imminent and then you want your neighbours or emergency services to know you're under the rubble left by your house. The only thing about the shelter that puts it in the moronic apocalypse prepper category is the gun at the entrance, which they probably put there because they didn't want to lose out on sales to the morons who think they're going to come out of their shelter into a Fallout world.
That said, no one said anything about making a tall smokestack, only to run it away from the air intake. There's plenty of different ways to hide/diffuse smoke from a chimney that runs along the ground and modern sealing stoves burn their fuel much cleaner through different innovations, leaving much less smoke to hide in the first place. The bigger question would be how cold it even gets down there with all those people in the shelter. If you insulate it properly you'd have a bigger problem cooling it, I'd think.
>then you want your neighbours or emergency services to know you're under the rubble left by your house
what if your neighbours also have these shelters? they wont be able to dig your ass out.
That's why you log your shelter with the state/emergency services. Not so much in case all your neighbours also get trapped but in case all of them die when the tornado blows through. Just like you log your hiking trip with more than one person/institution so that you're not just relying on one person remembering that you were supposed to be back a day ago.
>list of shelters logged with state emergency services
thanks, now I know where to go after I form my roving scav gang after the bombs.
Have at it, you're going to find a bunch of basements filled with buckets of poop and a powerbar nobody wanted to eat because Mark touched it after moving the poop bucket without wiping his hands first.
I'm going to find hundreds of iPhones and laptops and water filtration units and other tech, and lots of potential sex slaves if the people inside survived.
it's a gas chamber
Is the family in the picture going to drink toilet water for the two to three weeks minimum it'll take for radiation levels to drop?
I doubt they'll live off the two small boxes of food under the floor either
The people buying something this small and shitty are morons who just want quick peace of mind
If you actually wanted to survive a nuclear attack but couldn't afford a gigabunker, you'd be way better off just reinforcing your basement and stockpiling food and water, and/or moving out into the boonies
>reinforcing your basement and stockpiling food and water,
Problem is your basement is going to be harder to defend than a bunker. If 20 armed and desperate looters find out you're holding out in a basement they might be able to frick you up
It might be ok until the worst of the radiation dissipates though but you can't stay unless it's a area with low population
where are the armed 20 looters coming from
People who hunkered down then ran out of supplies
If you could survive in your basement so can they
>I cover the obvious air intake, put rock on top of hatch, wait for the loot to finish baking
There, I have now defeated your bunker using only tape and one old man with ricketts.
Just build yourself a basement under your basement like Bill from TLOU.
No one expects the double basement.
holy shit this is genius
as an added bonus you can wait until people occupy your venus fly trap basement and cannibalize them for parts when they sleep.
I lik the wey you tink, anon
>desperate and need to loot other people supplies to survive
>sure we can afford to sit here and siege some random dude's garage without starving to death
The family in the picture is expecting a tornado to frick their house up and so all they have to do is chill down there for a couple of hours until their neighbours clear the debris covering their hatch.
Only morons treat them like a nuke shelter and then end up dying because they kept it a secret to their neighbours and so no one came to dig them out after the tornado ripped the place apart.
>Only morons treat them like a nuke shelter and then end up dying because they kept it a secret to their neighbours and so no one came to dig them out after the tornado ripped the place apart.
This needs to be a comedy already
>umm, familysisters? I think we made a big mistake
>The dog of the family then goes like:
>Ruh-roh, no cell reception in this cellar
>The dad nods while cartoonishly swallowing
>the little son says his catchphrase "Yikeseronis!"
That's an aqua teen episode, the one where they shot on Time-Warner.
It will take a month for people to starve to death. Multiple for americans
My laserdisc collection
Blast from the Past
This and Matinee (1993)
Excellent choice.
If a family like that is locked up in such a small box with nothing to do how long will it be before they start having massive amounts of incestuous orgies
I would take a bunch of survival dvds
Will they?
what are they talking about ?
Yjk
Is there a Chris Watts edit?
Idk why he didn't do this
THE ARISTOCRATS
>a milf, a cutie pie and a bussy all locked in there with no escape
You just know
>ahh yes im a few feet underground this will for sure protect me from a nuclear bomb
Do Americans really?
unless you are directly below the blast it probably would, tbh
on the other hand, so would a deep trench
if you are directly below the blast radius you have been deleted, not much you can do about it save from digging into a mountain Moria-style.
>single entry/exit point
>entry/exit point opens directly into their living area
>any bomb blast/grenade/gas/zombie that gets in would immediately kill everybody
???????
What happens when one of those elevators suddenly breaks down?
there are stairs behind them that you cant see since it's 2d
Need Sadam Hussein
>the aliens continue to make progress on the avatar project. we need to move fast
>taking a shit in front of others
I'd rather take a nuke to the face
>"He kids, I spent all your inheritance on an 8'x8' bunker for your mother and I."
>"You know, for when the Liberals rise up to take away our guns after Trump wins."
>"It's in the garage under the SUV. Check it out, that duct is to release all the smoke and the one right besides it is to bring in fresh air."
>"What do you mean letting smoke release directly into an inclosed space shared with your air supply is a bad idea? What do you mean it's moronic to place a hatch in an area that can easily collapse and barred your escape?"
>"Thats liberal nonsense they teach you in those commie universities."
>"How much was it? About $500k plus tip."
this thing is very obviously not a nuclear shelter, and not meant to be anything more than a very temporary tornado/conventional bomb shelter.
The thought of being trapped in there... I'll take my chances outside thanks.
>shits in your air vent
>parks car on top of the door
What now, schizo?
The skin tone of the dad matches his pants, so at first glance, it looks like he's wearing no pants
Get examined for either colorblindness, or brain damage
>Be electrician
>Get a job for some boomer to renovate his basement.
>Get to his place and see this isn't a basement, but a bunker.
>Thing is like 12 by 12 feet and he wants me to run wire from his service entrance to a panel he wants installed in the bonker.
>Tell him that I would need to pull permits for that with the power company and that I can just run a cable from his regular panel down to a new panel for his bunker.
>Doesn't want that because he doesn't want the government to have knowledge of his bunker. Also, he still wants to have power in his bunker incase the government shuts off power to his house.
>Tell him that it doesn't matter if it's tied to his service entrance or panel, if the power company cuts him off then he loses power to both.
>Starts losing his shit and cursing as if hes been outsmarted.
>Calls me a few days later with the "genius" idea of running his bunker off of a generator located above the bunker.
>Because certainly in a time of civil war, no one would be suspicious of a loud as frick random generator running in a backyard with cables leading beneath the surface.
Why would he call you with that idea? lol
Boomers are a bunch of entitled, lead-poisoned morons who would starve to death in a gutter if they were born a few decades later
The mental image of a family watching silently as the father shoves the last ripe peach up his ass as they cower in a bomb shelter has brightened my day immensely anon, thank you.
>oh, the last ripe peach!
Probably wanted him to run wires from the generator location down to the bunker?
Should have told him that you'd build him a box in the bunker for his generator. No need for any out-take pipes because you're lining the box with fume-absorbing foam that electricians have access to.
digging secret bunkers<<<<<<<digging your own ossuary
would you have to impregnate your daughter or have sex with your sister to restart the human race?
>71 posts
>3 posters
Sure is samegay in this thread.
Prove it
it doesn't show IPs anymore
i would rather die in the fallout than live down there
I'll make my own kino.
same energy
What the frick is this
transmission from gen-alpha chan
Its a real ad made for some sonic game on playstore
You don't like indian culture?
Pedophilia won’t be accepted even if nuclear war happens and society collapses. Stop coping.
If you had to guess what the average age of first pregnancy was throughout all of human history, what do you suppose that age would be? If society collapses literally the first thing that will happen is women becoming property and men killing each other over access to 14 year old war brides.
moron pedophilia would just go back to being what it originally means. Sex with someone before puberty.
Im not putting anything in there until I know where Sadam is supposed to be..
just like one of my Japanese animes
That's a fairly small septic tank for an average sized person.
Imagine the smell
>someone has to open the trap door to empty the bog tank into the nice see through containers
>What kino are you taking with you into the nuclear bomb shelter PrepHole?
Wouldn't you be safer underneath the water if there were to be a nuclear exchange? The ocean would soak up all the radiation like a sponge.
You only need 3 feet of dirt on top of your bunker to prevent radiation. A much better idea than going underwater, and as a plus, you don't get turned into fish chum when your submarine implodes.
>AAAAAAAHH-
shouldn't have circumcised
That's an incredibly bad idea. First, the anus is an exit hole only. Second, peaches are stone fruit and contain very large, sharp pits.
>First, the anus is an exit hole only
sez frickin u
I'm claustrophobic. I wouldn't survive.
>Erm, sorry Stacy, the toilet didn't come with a privacy curtain
imagine the S M E L L
Why not just build your house in the side of a hill underground to begin with?
How you gonna hold the ground above you up?
thermal leakage
Easy rider, mad max and a big sack of meth (nasal only). Once the dust settles I'm going to cruise around on my bike in search of rape and plunder.
why is the idea of shelters so goddamn comfy bros?
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
swap the couch for a desk with a computer and I could live there
That's an updated model. The original had a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan.
In ENGLISH, Doc?
The Great Escape.(1963)
It's missing the edit with the guy digging for diamonds and giving up at the last minute
pls post i don't have that one
also needs the secret New York sacrificial tunnel hasids
lol that toilet situation is gonna devolve quickly after a few weeks of nothing but MREs
bunkerkino
Come get your hot Dr. Pepper, son!
dishonest
>work high up in an office building next to two important bridges
>two nukes have my name written on them
>takes 5 min just to get out of the parking garage on a normal day
I'm not even going to go down the stairs
My plan
Michael Mann's filmography. all you need
If you're single why not live in one of those? Wouldn't it solve the housing crisis?
Too much personal space, you'll have to pay apartment-level rent on a bunk bed in a "renovated" warehouse, I'm afraid.
peachiwa, dude!
i'd sell my wife off the some cannibal Black folk for some extra food and supplies then live out a comfy secluded life without the dumb b***h ngl ah freedom
>this made boomers shidd and fard their pants off
There is no tv. The only form of entertainment will be hearing and smelling each other having stress-induced diarrhea
>Called Bombnado
>CAN withstand a bomb
>CAN withstand a tornado
>CAN'T withstand a Bombnado
What the frick were they thinking?
TIMECOP DVD
TIMECOP VHS
TIMECOP Blu-ray
>weapon conveniently placed at the entrance for a would-be thief to find and use while sneaking in
This is exactly the kind of lazy level design in video games that make my eyes roll.
Watching a double-bill of The Shining and 10 Cloverfield Lane with my wife and two kids
WOW
OC
ON
PrepHole
>pull the curtain back honey mom's delicate butthole wasnt made for 3 days of MREs
>garage collapses
>everybody dies
I'm not in tornado country but arent those things supposed to be built were you wouldnt likely be trapped? A tornado you'd probably get rescued but not in a bomb situation.
>OC in the year of our Lord twenty twenty-four
you can never make me go inside something with one exit. especially underground in a confined space
oh I always love these games. Give me a limit on movies/tv series