I was thinking of bringing dates wrapped in bacon on my next hike
but somehow my moronic supermarket doesn't sell toothpicks
anyways I liked to use thick cut cherrywood bacon
and you want the cheap deglet noor dates for this, medjool are too soft it will taste weird
precook the bacon @ 350 for 10-15 minutes and then let it cool a bit and then wrap it around the dates
mix together some maple syrup, a little vinegar, and chopped rosemary, dunk the dates/bacon in this (optional)
and then put it back in the oven till the bacon is crisped - 15-20 more min ~
UL gays use it for fat content because the rest of their food is nutritionally deficient. For everyone else, it's good for baked potatoes, chicken, cooking eggs, etc
Sipping during the hike. you'll be living on a calorie deficit on longer PrepHoleings anyway, but it is pretty good at mitigating it.
UL gays use it for fat content because the rest of their food is nutritionally deficient. For everyone else, it's good for baked potatoes, chicken, cooking eggs, etc
>UL gays use it for fat content because the rest of their food is nutritionally deficient
On the contrary, even with all the calorie dense food I carry it's still not possible to intake enough calories on weeklong hikes without resupply. 20 miles of walking is 2000 extra calories you need that day.
But sure, mind showing me your 3500 calorie a day for 5 days packing list?
Lol. You're a tard who doesn't go out. But go off kid. Why are you even here? Tired of cartoon girls and wiping greasy fingers on your marpat surplus gear that's never been used?
>SLURRP >mmm, this oil sure is tasty >GLUG GLUG GLUG >I'm glad I have all these calories to sustain me on my five-mile throoo hike >GLURP SLORP GLGGH >if anyone tries to take my oil from me I'll crush them with my nimble 400-pound body
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spend less time typing out strawmen and more time going outside
I hear raw onions boost your testosterone
there's one study on mice that had spectacular results yeah. but i found eating an onion a day untenable
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Of course you actually fell for that PrepHole meme
>SLURRP >mmm, this oil sure is tasty >GLUG GLUG GLUG >I'm glad I have all these calories to sustain me on my five-mile throoo hike >GLURP SLORP GLGGH >if anyone tries to take my oil from me I'll crush them with my nimble 400-pound body
IM GONNA CH-CHUG
CHUG THE OIL
I-I-IM GONNA *CHOIL* MYSEEEEEEELF
>But sure, mind showing me your 3500 calorie a day for 5 days packing list?
Breakfast and lunch are mostly the same. Breakfast is oats, powdered milk, and a different flavouring in ziplock bags each morning, plus a coffee bag.
Lunch is vitaweats or wraps, with laughing cow/dry salami/peanut butter/salmon in a pouch. Usually I go for higher protein options when dinner is lower protein and vice versa.
Dinner 1: supermarket carbonara-in-a-bag, dried mushrooms, dry salami
Dinner 2: this fake shepherd's pie thing I make using TVP, sunflower seeds, dehydrated peas, a seasoning sachet, and deb mashed potato
Dinner 3: couscous and curried lentils, again with nuts added for fat
Dinner 4: treat myself to a premade dehydrated meal on one of the middle days
Dinner 5: back to carbonara and mushrooms except this time it's made with salmon in a pouch instead of salami
Snacks are
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This plus fresh fruit on the first couple of days. Maybe jerky or biltong instead of crackling.
One day I'll get a dehydrator and do the fruit and dried meat myself.
(except I fricked up and used a low-fat pork crackle in the image). Sometimes tang on one day as a treat.
I don't understand why you'd drink olive oil (884kcal/100g) instead of just eating nuts (about 580kcal/100g but including fibre and protein) unless you were going for two or more weeks or something. The difference in caloric density isn't huge and I always end up with olive oil everywhere when I take it.
Based olive oil enjoyer. I recommend a Moroccan olive oil called atlas. Super good.
And I guess for those that don’t know, olive oil is calorically dense and one of the best foods you can possibly eat at anytime including hiking. Not that pomace shit. Pure 100% cold pressed first press
I spend 2 months in morocco but Moroccan olives and olive oil is the worst I ever had. Ill be hiking there again in may, but I will NOT be buying their olive oil
A beer and one of those small personal bags of Doritos. If I’m particularly hungry then some deenz and saltines. When I’m out hunting all day, those peanut butter pretzel crackers from Costco.
Honestly I just dayhike so some fruits, mostly bananas, apples and rarely sweets.
Though since I moved to Krautland I began to take the Brotdose (bread metal container) very seriously, so I added bread into the mix. It gets the job done, but fruits are better.
I make worldclass wasabi peas and carry enough for each day. Same for jerky, cheese cubes, dried fruit rolls, party mix, summer sausage and nut assortments. I don't eat all that much but drink a ton of water.
When Costco has them on sale the Snake River farms jerky. I used to cringe at fancy wagyu jerky. But it's legit some of the best jerky I've had. I'm also a fan of the starkist tuna bowls.
I don't hike but I live near a big popular thru hike trail.
Sometimes when I am bored I will fart into a cooler and leave it by the trial with a sign that says >Trail magic
but there is nothing inside but my farts.
Got the idea off my brother but he used to shit in one til he got arrested for it. But with farts? No evidence.
I usually go for 2-3 day trips, and my food choice reflects that. I take some dry salami, some hard cheese, sourdough bread, dates or figs, coffee, and wine. I bundle everything up in paper and twine, it fits nicely in my pack and I can close it back. I usually allow a small loaf of bread, 6oz cheese, 6oz salami, 4oz dates/figs, a liter of coffee, and a liter of wine per day. I filter my own water as there is plenty available everywhere I like to go.
There is a great Mexican food truck in my town. Delicious, fresh// Bro outta this world everything. Homemade and very fair pricing.
I just pay him to drive me when I want to go out.
Carne seca, apple/banana with a bit of peanut butter, clementines, nuts but especially cashews, tortilla rolled up with PBJ. Cut up carrots and bell peppers. For lunch a toasted bagel sandwiched with salami or turkey, cream cheese capers tomato, butter lettuce, red onion, perhaps a summit beer
A couple hardboiled eggs, some jerky, a jar of peanut butter and some cheese. Also a few bottles of water. Of course, I'm hunting not just walking outside, so also either a 30.06 or the new 308.
today's hiking snacks: >organic baby carrots cut into quarters >unsweetened peanut butter (to dip the carrots in) >peanut butter filled pretzel bites >locally produced 100% dark chocolate >water
managed to walk 25.7 kilometers today with my group. frick, this hurts so good. next week i'll go even further!
usually a single orange wedge
It doubles as a signalling device.
Be careful, OP. You're going to summon Search&Rescue if you hold up that orange slice.
What are the odds
Same. Usually a single orange wedge
That's a tangerine wedge
>you
that's a clementine wedge you ding dong
Orange, peanut butter, crusketts, apple blackberry hydralyte sachet and popcorn
i never leave home without my bucket of crab legs
Respect.
orange wedge (1)
.308 Winchester
I was thinking of bringing dates wrapped in bacon on my next hike
but somehow my moronic supermarket doesn't sell toothpicks
anyways I liked to use thick cut cherrywood bacon
and you want the cheap deglet noor dates for this, medjool are too soft it will taste weird
precook the bacon @ 350 for 10-15 minutes and then let it cool a bit and then wrap it around the dates
mix together some maple syrup, a little vinegar, and chopped rosemary, dunk the dates/bacon in this (optional)
and then put it back in the oven till the bacon is crisped - 15-20 more min ~
t. 350kg
bro you make me crave that shit.
I hadn't had some in years.
I also really liked to make them with prunes instead of dates. the texture is super nice
Mejool dates work if you slice them like a hotdog bun and then fill them with a bit of firmish goat cheese.
Used to be cured meat and peanus butter till I got the gout. Just sunflower seeds now, I can share them with the does at least.
Damn. That is unlucky, though to be fair gout is something like 2 out of every 100 men, a lot of people suffer from it.
How has it impacted your PrepHole? I only know the one guy who has it and he is sort of a lazybones that drinks and sometimes makes short hikes.
Only got the one flare up. Just stopped eating cured meat and it's not came back.
This plus fresh fruit on the first couple of days. Maybe jerky or biltong instead of crackling.
One day I'll get a dehydrator and do the fruit and dried meat myself.
i prefer to larp as though im jesus fasting in the desert, so i don't bring any snacks, god will ensure im protected
Came here to post this. Christ is king. This is why I also wear sandals
Bottle of olive oil, protein bars, dried fruits, nuts, dried sausages, aged cheese.
Recently added chocolate to the list too because my carb addicted ass gets crazy sugar cravings.
What’s the olive oil for?
UL gays use it for fat content because the rest of their food is nutritionally deficient. For everyone else, it's good for baked potatoes, chicken, cooking eggs, etc
Sipping during the hike. you'll be living on a calorie deficit on longer PrepHoleings anyway, but it is pretty good at mitigating it.
>UL gays use it for fat content because the rest of their food is nutritionally deficient
On the contrary, even with all the calorie dense food I carry it's still not possible to intake enough calories on weeklong hikes without resupply. 20 miles of walking is 2000 extra calories you need that day.
But sure, mind showing me your 3500 calorie a day for 5 days packing list?
>nuh-uh, I don't need more calories
>I just don't take in enough
All the calories in the world can't help you with that mental deficiency
Lol. You're a tard who doesn't go out. But go off kid. Why are you even here? Tired of cartoon girls and wiping greasy fingers on your marpat surplus gear that's never been used?
>t. buttmad zoomer
>greasy fingers
You'd know all about those, oil chugger
you never had to pack 5 digit calories in your life, filthy weekend warriors. If I ever see you on my thru hikes I would snap your spine
>SLURRP
>mmm, this oil sure is tasty
>GLUG GLUG GLUG
>I'm glad I have all these calories to sustain me on my five-mile throoo hike
>GLURP SLORP GLGGH
>if anyone tries to take my oil from me I'll crush them with my nimble 400-pound body
spend less time typing out strawmen and more time going outside
there's one study on mice that had spectacular results yeah. but i found eating an onion a day untenable
Of course you actually fell for that PrepHole meme
I hear raw onions boost your testosterone
Looks like someone struck an oil-saturated nerve, kek
IM GONNA CH-CHUG
CHUG THE OIL
I-I-IM GONNA *CHOIL* MYSEEEEEEELF
>Sipping during the hike.
aww hell nah I don't care how much weight I save I'm not doing that
>But sure, mind showing me your 3500 calorie a day for 5 days packing list?
Breakfast and lunch are mostly the same. Breakfast is oats, powdered milk, and a different flavouring in ziplock bags each morning, plus a coffee bag.
Lunch is vitaweats or wraps, with laughing cow/dry salami/peanut butter/salmon in a pouch. Usually I go for higher protein options when dinner is lower protein and vice versa.
Dinner 1: supermarket carbonara-in-a-bag, dried mushrooms, dry salami
Dinner 2: this fake shepherd's pie thing I make using TVP, sunflower seeds, dehydrated peas, a seasoning sachet, and deb mashed potato
Dinner 3: couscous and curried lentils, again with nuts added for fat
Dinner 4: treat myself to a premade dehydrated meal on one of the middle days
Dinner 5: back to carbonara and mushrooms except this time it's made with salmon in a pouch instead of salami
Snacks are
(except I fricked up and used a low-fat pork crackle in the image). Sometimes tang on one day as a treat.
I don't understand why you'd drink olive oil (884kcal/100g) instead of just eating nuts (about 580kcal/100g but including fibre and protein) unless you were going for two or more weeks or something. The difference in caloric density isn't huge and I always end up with olive oil everywhere when I take it.
Based olive oil enjoyer. I recommend a Moroccan olive oil called atlas. Super good.
And I guess for those that don’t know, olive oil is calorically dense and one of the best foods you can possibly eat at anytime including hiking. Not that pomace shit. Pure 100% cold pressed first press
I spend 2 months in morocco but Moroccan olives and olive oil is the worst I ever had. Ill be hiking there again in may, but I will NOT be buying their olive oil
Rice crackers, the squirrels like them too.
A beer and one of those small personal bags of Doritos. If I’m particularly hungry then some deenz and saltines. When I’m out hunting all day, those peanut butter pretzel crackers from Costco.
Honestly I just dayhike so some fruits, mostly bananas, apples and rarely sweets.
Though since I moved to Krautland I began to take the Brotdose (bread metal container) very seriously, so I added bread into the mix. It gets the job done, but fruits are better.
I make worldclass wasabi peas and carry enough for each day. Same for jerky, cheese cubes, dried fruit rolls, party mix, summer sausage and nut assortments. I don't eat all that much but drink a ton of water.
Can anybody shill me some good protein/nutrition bars? Lots of options at the store but it’s hard to find ones that aren’t full of sugar
southern comfort and some ham and cheese sandwiches
When Costco has them on sale the Snake River farms jerky. I used to cringe at fancy wagyu jerky. But it's legit some of the best jerky I've had. I'm also a fan of the starkist tuna bowls.
PB&J sandwich, fruit, and nuts usually. Don't particularly need much, I only go out for a few hours and my backpack is like 90% water
I don't hike but I live near a big popular thru hike trail.
Sometimes when I am bored I will fart into a cooler and leave it by the trial with a sign that says
>Trail magic
but there is nothing inside but my farts.
Got the idea off my brother but he used to shit in one til he got arrested for it. But with farts? No evidence.
any kind of sour gummies
Patrician choice
Sunflower seeds and meal bars
> peppered beef jerkey
> sausage sticks(landjager or teriyaki)
> cashews, almonds, walnuts, beer nuts
> smoked string cheese
> tin of smoked sardines
> tea or coffee
> few slices of bread
Sometimes:
> candied salmon
> smoked carp/whitefish/chub
> Soft cheese
> chocolate or fudge
> whiskey, rum or craft beer
I usually just snare less competent hikers
I eat Redditors for lunch
I usually go for 2-3 day trips, and my food choice reflects that. I take some dry salami, some hard cheese, sourdough bread, dates or figs, coffee, and wine. I bundle everything up in paper and twine, it fits nicely in my pack and I can close it back. I usually allow a small loaf of bread, 6oz cheese, 6oz salami, 4oz dates/figs, a liter of coffee, and a liter of wine per day. I filter my own water as there is plenty available everywhere I like to go.
Oh, and a bottle of olive oil and a small container of herbs de province to go with the bread.
you sound insufferable
stfu white boy. olive oil europe gave you your culture
butter is superior to olive oil in every way
except taste, antioxidants, fat profile, effect on cholesterol, shelf life,...
You'd still live in caves without the greeks and romans, consider it reparations for dragging you barbarians out of the stone age
Yeah ok but what has it done for us in the last 3000 years?
Nothing except whining and begging for money
You'd still live in caves without us
you were the ones who opened the doors for the Black folk
There is a great Mexican food truck in my town. Delicious, fresh// Bro outta this world everything. Homemade and very fair pricing.
I just pay him to drive me when I want to go out.
Carne seca, apple/banana with a bit of peanut butter, clementines, nuts but especially cashews, tortilla rolled up with PBJ. Cut up carrots and bell peppers. For lunch a toasted bagel sandwiched with salami or turkey, cream cheese capers tomato, butter lettuce, red onion, perhaps a summit beer
my gf, she likes to say that "I'm a snack" and i don't disagree
Nothing because I’m a day-hiking weenie who only eats once a day.
Perfect snack for when you finally get to rest at the end of a long day
A couple hardboiled eggs, some jerky, a jar of peanut butter and some cheese. Also a few bottles of water. Of course, I'm hunting not just walking outside, so also either a 30.06 or the new 308.
you eat guns?
Yeah. You can heat up the stock and make soup!
I really like dried mango. Making a mix of Dried Mango, Kiwi, Cranberries, Raisins is my favorite.
A shooter of whiskey and a slim jim.
Scooby snacks
My girlfriend.
today's hiking snacks:
>organic baby carrots cut into quarters
>unsweetened peanut butter (to dip the carrots in)
>peanut butter filled pretzel bites
>locally produced 100% dark chocolate
>water
managed to walk 25.7 kilometers today with my group. frick, this hurts so good. next week i'll go even further!
my favourite mix
>Ramen Bombs
>Ramen
>Instant 'taters
>cheese, sausage, hot sause (crystal louisiana)