Government has no secrets, they do everything in the open and people eat their shit with thank you.
Thinking that there is this secret side to it is 70s thinking.
Remember that time the NSA donated two reconnaissance satellites to NASA (that were equivalent to or better than the Hubble) because they were "surplus to requirements," and until the announcement absolutely no one had any idea they even existed?
>That's where the theory that the mirror's lens were fricked up at first was due to it being a lens for viewing earth instead of space comes from.
Hadn't heard that but that makes sense. Imagine the shit storm. > god dammit! > you put the fricking earth lens in the fricking SPACE telescope?!
No, the NRO and NASA used two different companies to produce their mirrors. NRO just used the better company.
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Anonymous
You sure about that? Perkin-Elmer ground the lens for Hubble and also KH-9 Hexagon birds
1 year ago
Anonymous
Looks like you may be right. I swear I remember reading NRO doc on GAMBIT that said the polisher for the primary mirror on GAMBIT wasn't PE. If I find it, I'll post the source.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hexagon*
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hexagon*
You sure about that? Perkin-Elmer ground the lens for Hubble and also KH-9 Hexagon birds
I might have been thinking of the two mirrors the NRO gave NASA. They were made by ITT Exelis, and not PE.
If we were dropped off here. And with the planet being as gay as it is, and humans being as flawed as they are and not living to 600+ years like in the Bible. I'd really hope that Darpa is working on a weapon to kill the space Black folk for good
The most secretive one that definitely exists and can be confirmed is probably Project MARAUDER. They started having success with their experiments in the early 90's and the project immediately went dark with a lot of the publicly accessible material being retroactively classified/redacted. No further information was available about the project after about '95 but it was never officially cancelled either.
California unironcally, University of California system has some of the best and brightest engineers second only to the University of Wisconsin (which owes it's immense wealth to the patentization of vitamin D milk) and the infrastructure to support it. Nevada is 70% federal land which means it's easy to set up secret projects. Add in the very stable yet inhospitable climate and you have the perfect place to conduct experiments
UC already runs programs at LANL and Sandia in conjunction with a couple other organizations that also run NatLab operations in places like ORNL. They do loads of nifty shit at Kirtland as well, so New Mexico is a solid place for glowBlack folk with the DoE.
Why do they like New Mexico so much? Wouldnt it make more sense to move anything really secret to pine gap
Who says they don't have shit at Pine Gap. It also shameful that no one has mentioned our friend the Zapper at UTTR.
To spread things around. LLNL has a different focus from LANL in regards to serious defense programs like those related to nuclear weapons. Plus, the USAF Directed Energy Directorate and nuclear weapons programs are run out of nearby Kirtland AFB, which is for all intensive purposes and extension of Sandia National Laboratory/Philips Laboratory
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Anonymous
>LLNL has a different focus
Oh, I know. I've done stuff there. The conversation in the cafeteria line is amazing.
That large building over there isn't a building per se, think of it as an equipment enclosure . . . for a bunch of lasers.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You the DoE guy that thinks he knows who Mr. Fark is?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Negative. Not a DoE guy, vendor/contractor for infosec stuff.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It was the wrong lab anyways. DoE guy is Sandia/LANL.
>the University of Wisconsin (which owes it's immense wealth to the patentization of vitamin D milk)
I now know what my next conspiracy theory is going to based on.
It was either them or the university of Minnesota that keeps a bunch of labs in the lowest levels of some abandoned iron mine in the middle of nowhere. They won't say exactly what they are researching, but being several thousand feet beneath massive amounts of iron and bedrock is imperative to their work.
>They won't say exactly what they are researching
https://cse.umn.edu/college/news/fermilabs-500-mile-neutrino-experiment-and-running-northern-minnesota#:~:text=The%20far%20detector%20in%20Minnesota,a%20neutrino%20interacts%20with%20it.
Huh, it's like they say exactly what they are researching. Now the gamma ray burst detector at Dugway, who knows what the frick they are actually doing there.
>University of Wisconsin (which owes it's immense wealth to the patentization of vitamin D milk)
??
A process patent lasts 20 years. And that process was patented in 1932. So it expired in 1952. If they've tinkered with the patent (Disney style) fine. But the original art is public domain.
Hmm. > WARF was called a "patent troll" by Business Insider, which included WARF in a list of the "most fearsome" of them.
Fricking hate this business model. > we "own' something > don't do anything with it > wait for somebody else to figure out how to use it > "you owe us money!" > when called for being ass hats, hide behind "university"
Sad that only in the event of nuclear war will we probably find out what resulted from that. Man portable plasma guns? Plasma artillery? Space arty? The first results were so vague too, it could have been developed into anything over the past 30 years.
>Project Zircon from the UK
Hilarious how that secret got fricking blown... >the odd grav control patents made by glowies >project marauder
Sad that only in the event of nuclear war will we probably find out what resulted from that. Man portable plasma guns? Plasma artillery? Space arty? The first results were so vague too, it could have been developed into anything over the past 30 years.
All this cool shit being kept hidden is fricking lame. Not like I'd be allowed a man portable plasma gun anyway but still.
that one actually might have just gotten shelved aside from some fine tuning.
It required so much damn power to make it work that it wasn't really feasible with our current tech.
They turned their eyes towards fusion instead, which likely WILL be needed for it to work unless they get some ay lmao power source to work
>What is the most secretive military project you know about?
The real Op Gladius recruiting and supersoldier programme in neutral countries Europe which makes skitzo fantasies about mkultra look like childrens cartoons
The Belgos stay-behind unit doing bank robberies is kind of hilarious. The Swiss version sounded fricking insane though, I want one of their silenced rifles
That's nothing to do with it. These people were put into programs as donors by their parents before puberty. I've seen what they can do. Even as children they can run twice as far twice as fast as trained fit adults. They are fricked in the head as well. The program was ended in the 90s but some of them are still out there.
I was driving home from work one day around 6:30pm when I see these 5 white lights in the sky in a V formation. Thinking it was ayys, I pull over and get out to watch them. They were approaching perpendicular to the road and were completely silent until they were almost directly over me, when they began to make the faintest humming sound. It was not ayys, it was some sort of fricking flying wing and it was LOW to the ground I’m talking the height the c130s normally fly. Once it wasn’t over my car it went right back to being silent.
Fark did, the above is what was left over. More background discussed here:
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread913063/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread972421/pg1
Did you actually see this at White Sands, because the test photos are from ole Aliens Dave and his crew outside the perimeter fence at UTTR.
http://www.aliendave.com/Photos_Skywatch_UTTR_72204.html
The bottom of the webpage is the most interesting part, besides his reports of the actual tests. Sounds like someone got a decent dose of ionizing gamma radiation.
It was also in the local paper because it was visible from I-80, but these are harder to find online.
The image is more related to work done by Lene Hau and Wolfgang Ketterle. >It's what's being discussed here
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread901726/pg3
When he says LiJun Wang, he means the guy at NEC Princeton that broke the speed of light in one of these set-ups. It was big news for a week, then like all other fun things around that same time period, magically disappeared from discussion.
Fark did, the above is what was left over. More background discussed here:
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread913063/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread972421/pg1
One of those early 2000s internet forums. Several threads got purged from there once, allegedly because legit spooky secrets were getting leaked, but the purging was pretty thorough so we barely know what was being discussed. There's some discussion about it in the links the other guy posted.
Problem with this stuff is that its half innuendo and anecdote.
Like the base idea is cool, but most of the time its underwhelming because there isn't a lot of hard info behind any of the posts about the topic.
As well, there's little reason for the US Gov't to not be showing off its new doomsday weapons for propaganda purposes.
Not really that secret I guess but I go to uni where they alocated some of the research for the brazilian nuclear powered submarine program, and I will not tell you that they certanly aren't putting some of the tech they developed into building a sort of cucked nuclear weapons program (having all the tech at hand and doing small scale trials, but not actually building them). I actually think that Lula might shut it down, unless he isn't briefed about it.
>doing some remote viewing (learned about it on c2cam) >decide to check out area 51 >sneak past psychic guards and alien defense systems >sneak into autopsy room >ayeeeeee still alive >tells me about secret base on dark side of moon >wtf how can xhe see me? >alium gives me secret code >remote view monn
hey guys just had a knock at the door, I will finish this when I get back
Project ALKALI, MK Seraphim, the Double Integrated Operational Plan, the F-19, the B-3 through B-20 stealth bombers, Project Azorian II: Mission to Moskva, Operation Resurrect Castro So The CIA Can Finally Kill Him, Project MOUNTAIN DEW (which developed the Yellow 5 penis-shrinking chemical), and of course, that the CIA is a front for the DIA.
hmm i guess the cv90 sucessor project though its not really secret. All ive heard is that FMV (swedish army materiel administration) and Hägglunds are in early-mid stages of developing the next gen swedish Ifv. Janes also mentions it https://www.janes.com/defence-news/news-detail/iav-2021-sweden-presents-details-of-future-afv-plan
The procurement process to replace the printer fleet at a certain military academy. Some Black person managed to successfully argue that the printers might be theoretically accidentally used to print classified documents, so the project was reassessed as classified and treated like some goddamn black project that was now magically free of all legislation regarding competitive bidding from several companies. And wouldn't you know, ~~*someone*~~ chose the most expensive option so the department paid six figures AT RETAIL MSRP for an absolute unmaintainable nightmare fleet that took weeks of wrangling to get a single fricking page out. I hope that homosexual fell off a ski lift and died on that all-expenses-paid kickback trip I mean "educational seminar".
You could intercept printed documents in real time using directed sound frequency listener from like 50m anyway, further away with surface frequency monitor kit, that's baby shit, you shouldn't use printed media when dealing in intelligence you want to keep out of reach.
>intercept printed documents
Office printers are great places to stash stuff > usually have a large HD for storing inbound print jobs > usually run an older form lf linux > usually connected to all the things
When I did penetration testing, one of the first things I'd do after getting in and maintaining persistence was pop an in-office printer.
Great place to put a persistent reverse shell, great place to stash docs, great place from which to exfiltrate data. > most windows admins HATE managing printers > they turn the task to the new dipshit / intern > who patches printers?
Good times.
I hear they're planning to test something on the japs. A bomb that can destroy an entire city my friend says, but I don't believe it. Probably a cover story for some special fire bomb or something.
My favorite is still that wierd shuttle that we keep seeing land after being up in orbit for months. Is it killing enemy spy satellites? Ayyys? Are they testing shit?
Energizing the upper magnetosphere to facilitate the Zappers' targeting system and growing chunks of non-linear crystals for fun with phase conjugation. Also potentially ASAT warfare applications. >t. talking out of my ass
testing sat components, and tungsten rods on the weekends.
What are the odds the Rods from God story was more about Project Excalibur, i.e. tungsten rods are the directional x-ray enhancement mechanism for the nuclear warhead pumped laser. Pic related is why I say that.
I worked for a telecoms company in the UK for years as a SAT engineer - we had the locations of every single major base station, most of them were within a few miles of military installations.
Obviously with all the Snowden shit it isn't a surprise now but back then it was a big secret.
there once was a plot to hide a gun modification from the US government because the creators believed it would have been a super weapon the likes of which have never been seen before.
>all it did was turn a full powered rifle into a PCC.
>What is the most secretive military project you know about?
Nice try.
the glows are busy on other boards, im just curious.
It's probably the s
Oh shit this poor fricker must have mentioned Operation Candle. Jack Spencer, former USMC Harrier pilot, runs a small research program in North Caroli
If you're trying to find out government secrets, just go play war thunder like a normal sperg.
Government has no secrets, they do everything in the open and people eat their shit with thank you.
Thinking that there is this secret side to it is 70s thinking.
Remember that time the NSA donated two reconnaissance satellites to NASA (that were equivalent to or better than the Hubble) because they were "surplus to requirements," and until the announcement absolutely no one had any idea they even existed?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_National_Reconnaissance_Office_space_telescope_donation_to_NASA
I remember that.
It's an open secret that Hubble itself was a knockoff of what the NRO was already operating at the time.
That's where the theory that the mirror's lens were fricked up at first was due to it being a lens for viewing earth instead of space comes from.
>That's where the theory that the mirror's lens were fricked up at first was due to it being a lens for viewing earth instead of space comes from.
Hadn't heard that but that makes sense. Imagine the shit storm.
> god dammit!
> you put the fricking earth lens in the fricking SPACE telescope?!
Yes, rumor is it was ground to specification for the wrong customer.
No, the NRO and NASA used two different companies to produce their mirrors. NRO just used the better company.
You sure about that? Perkin-Elmer ground the lens for Hubble and also KH-9 Hexagon birds
Looks like you may be right. I swear I remember reading NRO doc on GAMBIT that said the polisher for the primary mirror on GAMBIT wasn't PE. If I find it, I'll post the source.
Hexagon*
I might have been thinking of the two mirrors the NRO gave NASA. They were made by ITT Exelis, and not PE.
Up by salt lake city they're testing a a
Aww shit homie I ain't no rat. YELLOWMIST, BLACK MIDAS, PROJECT NIGHTFALL, HELION AEROSPACE. You won't catch me in nobody's paperwork, homie!
If we were dropped off here. And with the planet being as gay as it is, and humans being as flawed as they are and not living to 600+ years like in the Bible. I'd really hope that Darpa is working on a weapon to kill the space Black folk for good
This anon fricks
>though he should probably get a vasectomy
yeah
i hope they're working on a weapon to kill the regular Black folk while they're at it.
Aquiline, secret CIA drone program in the 60's. But that isnt a secret so much as obscure
Operation Somersaulting for 300 meters
Never forget those who died in the robot war
Tis when we learned how to walk like fir trees. Never forget.
I just owe MGS a massive apology
>slight tweak to the detection parameters
Well, it knows how to spot that shit now.
The most secretive one that definitely exists and can be confirmed is probably Project MARAUDER. They started having success with their experiments in the early 90's and the project immediately went dark with a lot of the publicly accessible material being retroactively classified/redacted. No further information was available about the project after about '95 but it was never officially cancelled either.
Why do they like New Mexico so much? Wouldnt it make more sense to move anything really secret to pine gap
California unironcally, University of California system has some of the best and brightest engineers second only to the University of Wisconsin (which owes it's immense wealth to the patentization of vitamin D milk) and the infrastructure to support it. Nevada is 70% federal land which means it's easy to set up secret projects. Add in the very stable yet inhospitable climate and you have the perfect place to conduct experiments
UC already runs programs at LANL and Sandia in conjunction with a couple other organizations that also run NatLab operations in places like ORNL. They do loads of nifty shit at Kirtland as well, so New Mexico is a solid place for glowBlack folk with the DoE.
Who says they don't have shit at Pine Gap. It also shameful that no one has mentioned our friend the Zapper at UTTR.
>we GDI now
Could I have one of these in low orbit?
> MFW loic becomes a reality
>UC already runs programs at LANL and Sandia
Why go that far? They have LBL on campus and LLNL just down the road.
To spread things around. LLNL has a different focus from LANL in regards to serious defense programs like those related to nuclear weapons. Plus, the USAF Directed Energy Directorate and nuclear weapons programs are run out of nearby Kirtland AFB, which is for all intensive purposes and extension of Sandia National Laboratory/Philips Laboratory
>LLNL has a different focus
Oh, I know. I've done stuff there. The conversation in the cafeteria line is amazing.
That large building over there isn't a building per se, think of it as an equipment enclosure . . . for a bunch of lasers.
You the DoE guy that thinks he knows who Mr. Fark is?
Negative. Not a DoE guy, vendor/contractor for infosec stuff.
It was the wrong lab anyways. DoE guy is Sandia/LANL.
>the University of Wisconsin (which owes it's immense wealth to the patentization of vitamin D milk)
I now know what my next conspiracy theory is going to based on.
It was either them or the university of Minnesota that keeps a bunch of labs in the lowest levels of some abandoned iron mine in the middle of nowhere. They won't say exactly what they are researching, but being several thousand feet beneath massive amounts of iron and bedrock is imperative to their work.
It's Minnesota, and it's a neutrino detector in the mine
>They won't say exactly what they are researching
https://cse.umn.edu/college/news/fermilabs-500-mile-neutrino-experiment-and-running-northern-minnesota#:~:text=The%20far%20detector%20in%20Minnesota,a%20neutrino%20interacts%20with%20it.
Huh, it's like they say exactly what they are researching. Now the gamma ray burst detector at Dugway, who knows what the frick they are actually doing there.
>University of Wisconsin (which owes it's immense wealth to the patentization of vitamin D milk)
??
A process patent lasts 20 years. And that process was patented in 1932. So it expired in 1952. If they've tinkered with the patent (Disney style) fine. But the original art is public domain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_Alumni_Research_Foundation
This was created due to that patent
Hmm.
> WARF was called a "patent troll" by Business Insider, which included WARF in a list of the "most fearsome" of them.
Fricking hate this business model.
> we "own' something
> don't do anything with it
> wait for somebody else to figure out how to use it
> "you owe us money!"
> when called for being ass hats, hide behind "university"
Hey man we got Gatorade money down here at UF
Relocating would eat into their LSD experimentation budget. They're THIS close to turning hippies into pyrokinetics.
Sad that only in the event of nuclear war will we probably find out what resulted from that. Man portable plasma guns? Plasma artillery? Space arty? The first results were so vague too, it could have been developed into anything over the past 30 years.
All this cool shit being kept hidden is fricking lame. Not like I'd be allowed a man portable plasma gun anyway but still.
>Project Zircon from the UK
Hilarious how that secret got fricking blown...
>the odd grav control patents made by glowies
>project marauder
that one actually might have just gotten shelved aside from some fine tuning.
It required so much damn power to make it work that it wasn't really feasible with our current tech.
They turned their eyes towards fusion instead, which likely WILL be needed for it to work unless they get some ay lmao power source to work
directional nukes are old tech, everybody on the planet would know about it if they tested it though.
old bbc used to be so based, as was the counterspy publication in the states.
Check out the new fusion reactor shit, it's two plasma toroids being fired at each other
Sounds familiar, huh?
>What is the most secretive military project you know about?
The real Op Gladius recruiting and supersoldier programme in neutral countries Europe which makes skitzo fantasies about mkultra look like childrens cartoons
The Belgos stay-behind unit doing bank robberies is kind of hilarious. The Swiss version sounded fricking insane though, I want one of their silenced rifles
That's nothing to do with it. These people were put into programs as donors by their parents before puberty. I've seen what they can do. Even as children they can run twice as far twice as fast as trained fit adults. They are fricked in the head as well. The program was ended in the 90s but some of them are still out there.
what
sauce I'm interested
>bank robberies
maybe in the beginning. then they just started killing for fun and got deactivated because they were making too much noise
"BORN AS NOTHING"
Vukovar 91 Mariupol 22
Ur Mom's warm wet warehouse
That's no secret, if you know what I mean.
Quit it, chump.
I wouldn’t worry about it.
fogbank
googleing it will put you on the rx-84 list
they dont use rex anymore, they go by the adex list.
That's exactly what they want you to think.
The sexual assult rifle
Trials haven't started yet.
>None concealable
NGMI. Also, I only care about pleasing myself.
I was driving home from work one day around 6:30pm when I see these 5 white lights in the sky in a V formation. Thinking it was ayys, I pull over and get out to watch them. They were approaching perpendicular to the road and were completely silent until they were almost directly over me, when they began to make the faintest humming sound. It was not ayys, it was some sort of fricking flying wing and it was LOW to the ground I’m talking the height the c130s normally fly. Once it wasn’t over my car it went right back to being silent.
Unironically, just some server warehouses.
You know too much.
Glowie Web Services
what's on those servers anon? tell us more
The Black Pyramid.
This worthless thing?
No.
In Alaska.
Disregard what I said about the obsidian slab thing then.
Where in Alaska?
More pictures of spooky cold war stuff please. That is going to be a sweet wp.
sure
Stanley Mickelson makes me sad, $6 billion just to turn it on for a day then pull the plug
I wouldn't call it worthless, per se. I would just say it's a really bad copy of the real deal.
>didnt even last a day
>not useless
>didnt even last a day
It lasted part of the day, so it was just mostly useless. But it's still a bad copy of the real deal.
I clicked on the image and within seconds my dental fillings started vibrating and I developed a nose bleed.
He said the Black Pyramid, anon. That's the Black Truncated Pyramid.
It's more of an obsidian slab than a pyramid.
It's actually a triangular dipyramid, it's just that half of it is buried.
>Fark
https://m.fark.com/comments/1203844/9730023
https://m.fark.com/comments/4371964/50903132/Scientists-think-warp-driven-starships-may-be-possible-one-day-at-least-until-some-acting-ensign-pulls-o#c50903132
https://www.fark.com/comments/1203838/US-Air-Force-report-on-non-lethal-weapons-Entanglers-holograms-unite-once-more
https://m.fark.com/comments/3508671/last
https://m.fark.com/comments/1386759/last
>ATS
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1066328/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread637964/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread901726/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread972421/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread913063/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread264825/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1164412/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread901004/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1289063/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread630313/pg1
>Patents
https://patents.google.com/patent/US10144532B2/en
https://patents.google.com/patent/EP1652194B1/en
https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200041236A1/
>Videos
Didn't Fark or ATS get purged over some real hot secrets that got posted? I remember people talking about that in past black project threads here.
Fark did, the above is what was left over. More background discussed here:
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread913063/pg1
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread972421/pg1
Marauder?
Nope, though along similar lines
minuteman 3 mirv reentry test?
White Sands.
And it wasn't a test.
The center of the Alaskan Triangle.
Did you actually see this at White Sands, because the test photos are from ole Aliens Dave and his crew outside the perimeter fence at UTTR.
http://www.aliendave.com/Photos_Skywatch_UTTR_72204.html
The bottom of the webpage is the most interesting part, besides his reports of the actual tests. Sounds like someone got a decent dose of ionizing gamma radiation.
It was also in the local paper because it was visible from I-80, but these are harder to find online.
The image is more related to work done by Lene Hau and Wolfgang Ketterle.
>It's what's being discussed here
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread901726/pg3
When he says LiJun Wang, he means the guy at NEC Princeton that broke the speed of light in one of these set-ups. It was big news for a week, then like all other fun things around that same time period, magically disappeared from discussion.
What's fark?
One of those early 2000s internet forums. Several threads got purged from there once, allegedly because legit spooky secrets were getting leaked, but the purging was pretty thorough so we barely know what was being discussed. There's some discussion about it in the links the other guy posted.
you sure you posted the right image there?
>frickyourussia4.jpg
>4
Post 1, 2, and 3.
Problem with this stuff is that its half innuendo and anecdote.
Like the base idea is cool, but most of the time its underwhelming because there isn't a lot of hard info behind any of the posts about the topic.
As well, there's little reason for the US Gov't to not be showing off its new doomsday weapons for propaganda purposes.
Not really that secret I guess but I go to uni where they alocated some of the research for the brazilian nuclear powered submarine program, and I will not tell you that they certanly aren't putting some of the tech they developed into building a sort of cucked nuclear weapons program (having all the tech at hand and doing small scale trials, but not actually building them). I actually think that Lula might shut it down, unless he isn't briefed about it.
the radar that sees the tunnels below ground from aboard aircraft is cool
I was involved in project FCCKuMdDA
n
>doing some remote viewing (learned about it on c2cam)
>decide to check out area 51
>sneak past psychic guards and alien defense systems
>sneak into autopsy room
>ayeeeeee still alive
>tells me about secret base on dark side of moon
>wtf how can xhe see me?
>alium gives me secret code
>remote view monn
hey guys just had a knock at the door, I will finish this when I get back
Project ALKALI, MK Seraphim, the Double Integrated Operational Plan, the F-19, the B-3 through B-20 stealth bombers, Project Azorian II: Mission to Moskva, Operation Resurrect Castro So The CIA Can Finally Kill Him, Project MOUNTAIN DEW (which developed the Yellow 5 penis-shrinking chemical), and of course, that the CIA is a front for the DIA.
Locked Martin has been developing lasers and is putting them on their fighter jets
Mathematical modelling of the human brain. It's one of their objectives for the century.
Lmao I do research on this, it’s a fun problem to tackle but no one’s anywhere near figuring anything substantial out
Lasers are on larger planes (not a secret at all) but I’d have a hard time believing they’re on stuff like the F35
hmm i guess the cv90 sucessor project though its not really secret. All ive heard is that FMV (swedish army materiel administration) and Hägglunds are in early-mid stages of developing the next gen swedish Ifv. Janes also mentions it https://www.janes.com/defence-news/news-detail/iav-2021-sweden-presents-details-of-future-afv-plan
The procurement process to replace the printer fleet at a certain military academy. Some Black person managed to successfully argue that the printers might be theoretically accidentally used to print classified documents, so the project was reassessed as classified and treated like some goddamn black project that was now magically free of all legislation regarding competitive bidding from several companies. And wouldn't you know, ~~*someone*~~ chose the most expensive option so the department paid six figures AT RETAIL MSRP for an absolute unmaintainable nightmare fleet that took weeks of wrangling to get a single fricking page out. I hope that homosexual fell off a ski lift and died on that all-expenses-paid kickback trip I mean "educational seminar".
You could intercept printed documents in real time using directed sound frequency listener from like 50m anyway, further away with surface frequency monitor kit, that's baby shit, you shouldn't use printed media when dealing in intelligence you want to keep out of reach.
>intercept printed documents
Office printers are great places to stash stuff
> usually have a large HD for storing inbound print jobs
> usually run an older form lf linux
> usually connected to all the things
When I did penetration testing, one of the first things I'd do after getting in and maintaining persistence was pop an in-office printer.
Great place to put a persistent reverse shell, great place to stash docs, great place from which to exfiltrate data.
> most windows admins HATE managing printers
> they turn the task to the new dipshit / intern
> who patches printers?
Good times.
I think a lot of secret shit is boring stuff like naval radar and detection and counter missile shit etc
Also how come naval stuff is always super clandestine and smart but land stuff is dumb and gay?
TZ45
the manhattan project
how do you know about that
I hear they're planning to test something on the japs. A bomb that can destroy an entire city my friend says, but I don't believe it. Probably a cover story for some special fire bomb or something.
The japs? I thought they surrendered weeks ago why would anyone need to blow up a cit-
Miazaki, MIAZAKI?!
I wouldn’t worry about it.
xkeythule
My favorite is still that wierd shuttle that we keep seeing land after being up in orbit for months. Is it killing enemy spy satellites? Ayyys? Are they testing shit?
x37b is old glow tech, theyve even sold off the design.
Any idea what it was for?
testing sat components, and tungsten rods on the weekends.
Energizing the upper magnetosphere to facilitate the Zappers' targeting system and growing chunks of non-linear crystals for fun with phase conjugation. Also potentially ASAT warfare applications.
>t. talking out of my ass
What are the odds the Rods from God story was more about Project Excalibur, i.e. tungsten rods are the directional x-ray enhancement mechanism for the nuclear warhead pumped laser. Pic related is why I say that.
Nobody here knows nothing that isn't public domain
So somebody here knows something that isn’t public domain?
>Nobody here knows nothing that isn't public domain
I am much better at reading between the lines than some people suspect
l was involved in several clearance programs I held a TS SCI until 2020.
Total snooze fest jobs but looks great on a resume
I like(for me):
The Nation's wienerpit
They had to have made a new version of this right?
I worked for a telecoms company in the UK for years as a SAT engineer - we had the locations of every single major base station, most of them were within a few miles of military installations.
Obviously with all the Snowden shit it isn't a surprise now but back then it was a big secret.
there once was a plot to hide a gun modification from the US government because the creators believed it would have been a super weapon the likes of which have never been seen before.
>all it did was turn a full powered rifle into a PCC.
sic. Peterson device.