The worst thing about Hi-Point is that they use regular ass screws from the hardware store. Even a hex screw would make it look nicer. Philips is for screwing 2x4s lol. Ideally you shouldn't have any hardware like that on a gun. It's dumb. You can even do it cheaply but have to not be a smoothbrain.
ruin their life, socially ostracize them, forget them, and let them slowly die of old age alone with no one even noticing they are dead until the smell begins to spread
Rape 'em to death. Just completely block out their anus (with your dick) but keep them fed until their intestines burst and they die of blood poisoning. Film them the whole way too.
This thread is promoting toxic masculinity, and I am saddened by it.
But talking of respect, note that whenever people are shot frontally in the head (execution style) in TV and movies, it's generally placed in the forehead. In fact, as I understand it, shooting them in the mouth/nose area is just as good if not better, as round goes through brainstem, and shuts off body reponse immediately, negating a suicide bomber's final button press.
It's almost as if the shooter is somehow "respecting" the face when they shoot someone in the head.
>toxic masculinity
what the frick are you talking about it's a thread about murder >negates the final button press
Any suicide bomber worth his salt is using a dead man switch
How does a dead man switch even work, the average suicide bomber just has access to gasoline, gunpowder, wires and little more else than high school chemistry knowledge
If you can't figure out how to make a dead man's switch with basic electrical components you're less intelligent than the average Afghan, congratulations
A simple switch would be a button that when pressed and held cuts off the circuit that ignites the explosives. When released it completes the circuit and ignites the device. This is very basic electrical knowledge, did you not have a cheap little circuit kit in science class as a kid? I literally have an arts degree and I didn't have to think more than 5 seconds about this
>This thread is promoting toxic masculinity
Are you insinuating women aren't capable of creative murder and horrific ideas? A bit sexist and closeminded of you.
Please leave and educate yourself 😉
they basically pour the septic tank down your throat and press your stomach under wooden planks until it ruptures, or if you're lucky, they run you through with a spear and the shit in your stomach pours into the wound and kills you quickly through septic shock.
To really disrespect someone is to kill them casually and with no regard to their worth or dignity. Cap someone on the toilet or strip them down, shoot them, and dump their body in a ditch. Something like that.
Even more disrespectful is to insinuate that one is not worth killing.
It's not murder or anything illegal but I had my wife cheat on me once with this 6'5 Indian healer guy who looked like a stereotype out of the village people. I thought he was gay but he was fricking my wife behind my back for years even fathering a child together making me the cuckold but I couldn't deal with it so I decided to get even. For the next 1.5 decades I raised the Injun's bastard spawn as my own. Not as a native american but as an AMERICAN, I thought him how to be a man and in turn he taught me how to ride a bicycle at the respectable age of my 40's.
I played coy the entire time, robbing the red man of his son and having the anxiety gnaw away at my deceitful prostitute wife. I quit my real job and started living off of welfare mooching money instead of my wife while living a life of cheap cigarettes and amateur radio to expose the heart of various conspiracies
The man is now single in his 50's with no land stuck in some shitty mid
life crisis tier band while I am living large with MY SON the anguish of the Injun I can sense every night when I read his blood the hard facts on extraterrestrials
I was cucked but I one and my collection of prize show turtles is more than enough proof of that.
The Injun will live a long boring life full of regret having never been a father, his life of hedonistic sexual impropriety a distant bitter memory and my wife is now too old to remarry and is stuck with me in a loveless relationship that she bears the financial cost of and neither will know the joys of wearing fashionable Levis denim with large pockets full of Sand
Frick Prairie Black folk and frick my jezebel bawd prostitute wife and frick the Federal Government. Frick my neighbors too a stupid stuttering moron, a fat walrus who has given up on life and a glorified gas station. b***hes can't handle a carton of cigarettes daily just like b***hes can't handle preventable fire ant infestations.
> stupid stuttering moron
How DARE you speak of Boomhauer that way?!
Shut the frick up Bill, the only thing you've fricked since your wife dumped your bald fat hairy ass was your liver with the finest lager than Texas (Mexico) can offer. The only reason anyone puts up with you is because they don't want to be responsible for you trying to off yourself with an electric stove again.
And Hank, Hank can't even wipe his own ass without cracking open some WD40 and a smaller bottle of WD40 for the original in case it gets stuck. I've been in the Man's house bill, He's got cans of WD-40 squirreled away throughout his entire crawlspace. Nancy may be a prostitute but ain't nobody grilling those tiny charcoal briquettes if you know what I mean.
As for Boomhauer, you think I don't know a GlowBlack person when I see one? "Texas Ranger". I must have used too much roundup on my steak and eggs this morning because I don't remember there was a Texas in Langely
Who else Butterball? Kahn? With the psych pills that Jap is on I'd be amazed if he could even get an erection
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Shut the frick up Bill, the only thing you've fricked since your wife dumped your bald fat hairy ass was your liver with the finest lager than Texas (Mexico) can offer. The only reason anyone puts up with you is because they don't want to be responsible for you trying to off yourself with an electric stove again.
And Hank, Hank can't even wipe his own ass without cracking open some WD40 and a smaller bottle of WD40 for the original in case it gets stuck. I've been in the Man's house bill, He's got cans of WD-40 squirreled away throughout his entire crawlspace. Nancy may be a prostitute but ain't nobody grilling those tiny charcoal briquettes if you know what I mean.
As for Boomhauer, you think I don't know a GlowBlack person when I see one? "Texas Ranger". I must have used too much roundup on my steak and eggs this morning because I don't remember there was a Texas in Langely
Who else Butterball? Kahn? With the psych pills that Jap is on I'd be amazed if he could even get an erection
fricking bullshit, dale may have been smart but he sure wasn't mean, frick john redcorn and that prostitute nancy though. dale is a real man raising Joseph proper like that though
That is the way to win. It is the man that raises the child that is the real father.
Cuckold homosexuals. The injuns bloodline lives on to future generations. Yours does not. That's all there is to it. No amount of mental gymnastics makes that better no 'but your son calls me dad" makes your family lineage live on. HIS however does. All you did is the hard part of raising his child for him and the worst part? You did a good job of it. His son, not yours, is now a respectable person.
> b***hes can't handle a carton of cigarettes daily just like b***hes can't handle preventable fire ant infestations.
my sides, please write a book, love the prose
>Burning someone alive in a way that prevents them from dying of smoke inhalation first.
The Apache Indians used to hang white settlers upside down from a tree branch over a slow fire, making sure to keep the victim alive for as long as possible. Your scalp would be cooked right off your skull, but you'd still be alive for days. It took 3-5 days to die this way, and
Beat them and slowly cripple and dismember them in front of a large crowd. Extra points if the crowd is in high spirits and enjoying it, further bonus points if you can break their will and get them to beg for their lives and humiliate themselves.
Kill them with a hi point.
Then, after you kill them, pull out a furry body pillowcase, cut holes for your arms and head, wear it as a vest, and sprint around firing into the air and screeching. Every time you run dry, pull out another pistol and continue firing. Make sure you get near as many cameras as possible. When the news picks up the story, you will already likely be jailed for years, decades even, but the damage will be done. Pictures and video footage of your unhinged rampage will be plastered across the internet, all condemning you as an unhinged murderer, all the while associating your terrible legacy with the face of your victim. Now, not only is your target dead in embarrassing fashion, but even in death he will forever be known as the guy who got gunned down in the street by an unhinged furgay with a nig-iron on his hip.
Convince them via psyops to become a troony, realize it's a lie, and then commit suicide. Historically many armies would put their enemies in women's clothes to mock them. So making them cut their own nuts off and then hang themselves all by their own choice is maximum evil and disrespect.
Sounds like an incident that happened on PrepHole. People were convincing members of PrepHole that they were unlovable, they should become transgender and go trough transition, and commit suicide, there was also blackmail.
Its upsetting and it made me lose more hope in humanity.
More reason to never go on discord either. I hated discord before I heard of this.
A youtuber named tuv covered this topic, thats how I heard of it.
Its like you cant be safe on the internet anymore if you dont have a vpn.
Ah, yes, the infamous "r9cute".
More proof that no matter how corporatized and sterilized the internet gets, you'll still have fricked up shit like this.
>people in a discord server repeatedly tell me this stuff was all a joke and that reiko was a troll >there's always a giant wall of pics to prove their antics
Are these homosexuals seriously sending armies of trannies out just to defend themselves? Good god.
Likely a legend but that one king who was stabbed by an assassin hiding *inside* the latrine.
In other associated asshurt achievements, what Gadaffi got.
so I saw this deer that some psychopath shot with 223
must have been a painful way to go
probably needed 30-40 bullets before it realized it was dying
extremely disrespectful
Maories were cannibals. When the English asked them why they might have been expecting a poverty/spiritual answer. Nah, maories said that there's nothing more humiliating that turning your enemies into literal shit.
So, for the sake of this thread, I would say something along the line of dismember the limbs one by one and make them watch as I return them in the form of a Cleveland Steamer
A few years ago I gave this matter serious thought, came up with a proposal and drew some diagrams.
Step 1: A hole is dug in the ground just barely wide and deep enough for the condemned to stand up in.
Step 2 (could swear I made a .gif of this but can't seem to find it): The victim is placed in the hole, hands bound, with ropes securing him by the shoulders so he won't be able to crouch down.
Step 5: In addition to the degradation of being peed and pooped on, the condemned suffers slowly and constantly, first from the discomfort and exhaustion of being forced to stand, then from the smell of the excrement. If the hole is not filled quickly enough for him to drown, his next best hope for a quick death is to die of thirst after 3 days, give or take. If he lasts longer than that, the flesh covered in sewage will become gangrenous. If that's not still enough to kill him, he will spend his last moments gasping for air as the fermenting sewage releases choking clouds of methane and ammonia.
By the time the latrine is full, the condemned has suffered an extremely slow and excruciating death. The outhouse is taken down, the remaining hole filled in with dirt, and the latrine becomes the condemned's grave, with no marker, left to be forgotten, with the corpse to be retaken by nature just the same as the turds surrounding it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that would take way longer than 3 days if there was just one pooper
even if you secretly built a hole under a portapotty at the super bowl people would notice there isn't any of that blue liquid stuff that masks the smell and the victim would probably make too much noise.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, I realize you'll have to have some friends involved to really make it work. That's part of what makes it extra disrespectful I think. It's like saying hey, look how many people want you dead.
Step 2 (could swear I made a .gif of this but can't seem to find it): The victim is placed in the hole, hands bound, with ropes securing him by the shoulders so he won't be able to crouch down.
https://i.imgur.com/NS12DDr.png
Step 3: An outhouse is constructed over the hole.
https://i.imgur.com/GtSgsvR.png
Step 4: The hole is very gradually filled with pee, poop and possibly other body fluids.
https://i.imgur.com/nU2oJbg.png
Step 5: In addition to the degradation of being peed and pooped on, the condemned suffers slowly and constantly, first from the discomfort and exhaustion of being forced to stand, then from the smell of the excrement. If the hole is not filled quickly enough for him to drown, his next best hope for a quick death is to die of thirst after 3 days, give or take. If he lasts longer than that, the flesh covered in sewage will become gangrenous. If that's not still enough to kill him, he will spend his last moments gasping for air as the fermenting sewage releases choking clouds of methane and ammonia.
Step 2 (could swear I made a .gif of this but can't seem to find it): The victim is placed in the hole, hands bound, with ropes securing him by the shoulders so he won't be able to crouch down.
https://i.imgur.com/NS12DDr.png
Step 3: An outhouse is constructed over the hole.
https://i.imgur.com/GtSgsvR.png
Step 4: The hole is very gradually filled with pee, poop and possibly other body fluids.
https://i.imgur.com/nU2oJbg.png
Step 5: In addition to the degradation of being peed and pooped on, the condemned suffers slowly and constantly, first from the discomfort and exhaustion of being forced to stand, then from the smell of the excrement. If the hole is not filled quickly enough for him to drown, his next best hope for a quick death is to die of thirst after 3 days, give or take. If he lasts longer than that, the flesh covered in sewage will become gangrenous. If that's not still enough to kill him, he will spend his last moments gasping for air as the fermenting sewage releases choking clouds of methane and ammonia.
https://i.imgur.com/mvawR1s.png
By the time the latrine is full, the condemned has suffered an extremely slow and excruciating death. The outhouse is taken down, the remaining hole filled in with dirt, and the latrine becomes the condemned's grave, with no marker, left to be forgotten, with the corpse to be retaken by nature just the same as the turds surrounding it.
Actually were you to do this at a weeklong music festival and place my torture-toilet in the girl's section of porta-potties, it'd be the opposite of horrible.
socially engineering them a perfect life, hire people to be valuable connections, significant other, good job, house, kid, etc.
then one day they go on vacation to some remote location and you slowly make everything go wrong. police report your house burned down, slashed tires so you can't go to airport, burn the phone, "wife" and child disappear, and so on. all the people this individual thought he knew all end up meeting him when hes being tortured, kill the baby in front of him, don't show your face to him just let him be extremely confused and unable to understand what's happening at all.
if it actually breaks them mentally let them go back home and end up in a psych ward after sneaking drugs in them someday when they're broke/on the street. this fallout period would probably have to be extremely coordinated and would cost a lot of money so idk how anyone would pull it off.
maybe another inmate will off them or he'll accidently stab himself somehow.
Have them wage for 50+ years while slowly siphoning away their earnings via corrupt institutions over the course of their life so that, by the end, they fully understand that their life purpose was solely to enrich their owners and that they have unwittingly condemned their offspring to the same fate.
Barricading a road, take them out of their vehicle at gunpoint, make them read a manifesto, shoot their leg and make them run as you shoot them as a way to practice target shooting with them.
Common occurence in my country.
With this:
>not the .380
>pic related
It's fricked up
>Not the .40
Son how could you forget about the most embarrassing round of them all, one that makes a fool of the shooter and the shot?
I know about the .40
thats my problem solver right there
I just think the 380 is funnier because of how huge it is for a smol bullet
Only has to work once
The worst thing about Hi-Point is that they use regular ass screws from the hardware store. Even a hex screw would make it look nicer. Philips is for screwing 2x4s lol. Ideally you shouldn't have any hardware like that on a gun. It's dumb. You can even do it cheaply but have to not be a smoothbrain.
Phillips is for drywall, everything else is better as red Robertson
Dropping a grenade from a drone when the guy is taking a shit. Im sure someone has the webm lmao
I've dropped many grenades on toilets. I guess this is how the toilet feels.
Nut shot followed by teabagging. That or taunt kill
Artificially created starvation is high on the list
With a 9mm? Death of a thousand ouchies!
Food is a weapon, true.
Hanged, drawn and quartered
Schwedentrunk
The most disrespectful killing I ever seen was the funkytown gore video.
Gaddafi special
Psychological abuse until they kill themselves
ruin their life, socially ostracize them, forget them, and let them slowly die of old age alone with no one even noticing they are dead until the smell begins to spread
Rape 'em to death. Just completely block out their anus (with your dick) but keep them fed until their intestines burst and they die of blood poisoning. Film them the whole way too.
This ^^^^
Fujiko Junko Inthink was the school girl in Japan that made big news as she was raped, tortured, and beaten to death.
Holy shit that was brutal what happened to her
Anal impalement
why is nergal holding a spoon
resurfaced recently after some moronic Ukrop propaganda about spoon rape
>spoon rape
...I'm almost too afraid to ask
Clearly alleged forcible anal penetration using a spoon, probably of Ukrainian men. No asking necessary
This thread is promoting toxic masculinity, and I am saddened by it.
But talking of respect, note that whenever people are shot frontally in the head (execution style) in TV and movies, it's generally placed in the forehead. In fact, as I understand it, shooting them in the mouth/nose area is just as good if not better, as round goes through brainstem, and shuts off body reponse immediately, negating a suicide bomber's final button press.
It's almost as if the shooter is somehow "respecting" the face when they shoot someone in the head.
>toxic masculinity
what the frick are you talking about it's a thread about murder
>negates the final button press
Any suicide bomber worth his salt is using a dead man switch
How does a dead man switch even work, the average suicide bomber just has access to gasoline, gunpowder, wires and little more else than high school chemistry knowledge
If you can't figure out how to make a dead man's switch with basic electrical components you're less intelligent than the average Afghan, congratulations
A simple switch would be a button that when pressed and held cuts off the circuit that ignites the explosives. When released it completes the circuit and ignites the device. This is very basic electrical knowledge, did you not have a cheap little circuit kit in science class as a kid? I literally have an arts degree and I didn't have to think more than 5 seconds about this
Let’s be real, murder is a pretty masculine activity. Dubs checked
Gb2reddit btw
When the war in Ukraine comes to an end, will you leave?
Does the weapons expertise area of /k/ommandos' brains push out their sarcasm detecting tools?
>This thread is promoting toxic masculinity
Are you insinuating women aren't capable of creative murder and horrific ideas? A bit sexist and closeminded of you.
Please leave and educate yourself 😉
Idk man, Casey Anthony was pretty toxic
Head first in septic tank and close the lid.
With
they basically pour the septic tank down your throat and press your stomach under wooden planks until it ruptures, or if you're lucky, they run you through with a spear and the shit in your stomach pours into the wound and kills you quickly through septic shock.
Drowned in cum.
With their own weapon
You let them crawl away while shooting them.
Stomping on someone I'd say is pretty high up there.
make them beat their children to death while smiling before killing them
>What is the most disrespectful way to kill someone?
abortion
To really disrespect someone is to kill them casually and with no regard to their worth or dignity. Cap someone on the toilet or strip them down, shoot them, and dump their body in a ditch. Something like that.
Even more disrespectful is to insinuate that one is not worth killing.
It's not murder or anything illegal but I had my wife cheat on me once with this 6'5 Indian healer guy who looked like a stereotype out of the village people. I thought he was gay but he was fricking my wife behind my back for years even fathering a child together making me the cuckold but I couldn't deal with it so I decided to get even. For the next 1.5 decades I raised the Injun's bastard spawn as my own. Not as a native american but as an AMERICAN, I thought him how to be a man and in turn he taught me how to ride a bicycle at the respectable age of my 40's.
I played coy the entire time, robbing the red man of his son and having the anxiety gnaw away at my deceitful prostitute wife. I quit my real job and started living off of welfare mooching money instead of my wife while living a life of cheap cigarettes and amateur radio to expose the heart of various conspiracies
The man is now single in his 50's with no land stuck in some shitty mid
life crisis tier band while I am living large with MY SON the anguish of the Injun I can sense every night when I read his blood the hard facts on extraterrestrials
I was cucked but I one and my collection of prize show turtles is more than enough proof of that.
The Injun will live a long boring life full of regret having never been a father, his life of hedonistic sexual impropriety a distant bitter memory and my wife is now too old to remarry and is stuck with me in a loveless relationship that she bears the financial cost of and neither will know the joys of wearing fashionable Levis denim with large pockets full of Sand
Frick Prairie Black folk and frick my jezebel bawd prostitute wife and frick the Federal Government. Frick my neighbors too a stupid stuttering moron, a fat walrus who has given up on life and a glorified gas station. b***hes can't handle a carton of cigarettes daily just like b***hes can't handle preventable fire ant infestations.
Was your kid's name Joseph by chance?
And your wife's name Nancy?
I fricked her too. So did Boomhauer.
Shut the frick up Bill, the only thing you've fricked since your wife dumped your bald fat hairy ass was your liver with the finest lager than Texas (Mexico) can offer. The only reason anyone puts up with you is because they don't want to be responsible for you trying to off yourself with an electric stove again.
And Hank, Hank can't even wipe his own ass without cracking open some WD40 and a smaller bottle of WD40 for the original in case it gets stuck. I've been in the Man's house bill, He's got cans of WD-40 squirreled away throughout his entire crawlspace. Nancy may be a prostitute but ain't nobody grilling those tiny charcoal briquettes if you know what I mean.
As for Boomhauer, you think I don't know a GlowBlack person when I see one? "Texas Ranger". I must have used too much roundup on my steak and eggs this morning because I don't remember there was a Texas in Langely
Who else Butterball? Kahn? With the psych pills that Jap is on I'd be amazed if he could even get an erection
You know what they call me John Redcorn?
How many times did she come home with corn in her teeth?
> stupid stuttering moron
How DARE you speak of Boomhauer that way?!
Talkinbouttellyouwhatmandangolthanksfordefendinmemantalkinboutfriendsmanthanks
fricking bullshit, dale may have been smart but he sure wasn't mean, frick john redcorn and that prostitute nancy though. dale is a real man raising Joseph proper like that though
>jezebel bawd prostitute wife
oddly specific agent smith
That is the way to win. It is the man that raises the child that is the real father.
Cuckold homosexuals. The injuns bloodline lives on to future generations. Yours does not. That's all there is to it. No amount of mental gymnastics makes that better no 'but your son calls me dad" makes your family lineage live on. HIS however does. All you did is the hard part of raising his child for him and the worst part? You did a good job of it. His son, not yours, is now a respectable person.
Lol what a moron. He's making a joke about Dale gribble you dumbfrick.
Imagine btfoing yourself so hard lmao. Go back to school kiddie, you’re too young to be here
> b***hes can't handle a carton of cigarettes daily just like b***hes can't handle preventable fire ant infestations.
my sides, please write a book, love the prose
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>he doesn’t watch funny cartoons
> he doesn't get the most basic koth reference
Does this still happen? Haven't seen the classic USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST in quite a while
I miss seeing it
>stupid stuttering moron
Isn't Boomhauer revealed to be a genius and an undercover cop
Burning someone alive in a way that prevents them from dying of smoke inhalation first.
>Burning someone alive in a way that prevents them from dying of smoke inhalation first.
The Apache Indians used to hang white settlers upside down from a tree branch over a slow fire, making sure to keep the victim alive for as long as possible. Your scalp would be cooked right off your skull, but you'd still be alive for days. It took 3-5 days to die this way, and
Beat them and slowly cripple and dismember them in front of a large crowd. Extra points if the crowd is in high spirits and enjoying it, further bonus points if you can break their will and get them to beg for their lives and humiliate themselves.
>fun thread
>unfun post
improve yourself
by convincing morons to get a shot to save grandma
Kill them with a hi point.
Then, after you kill them, pull out a furry body pillowcase, cut holes for your arms and head, wear it as a vest, and sprint around firing into the air and screeching. Every time you run dry, pull out another pistol and continue firing. Make sure you get near as many cameras as possible. When the news picks up the story, you will already likely be jailed for years, decades even, but the damage will be done. Pictures and video footage of your unhinged rampage will be plastered across the internet, all condemning you as an unhinged murderer, all the while associating your terrible legacy with the face of your victim. Now, not only is your target dead in embarrassing fashion, but even in death he will forever be known as the guy who got gunned down in the street by an unhinged furgay with a nig-iron on his hip.
Convince them via psyops to become a troony, realize it's a lie, and then commit suicide. Historically many armies would put their enemies in women's clothes to mock them. So making them cut their own nuts off and then hang themselves all by their own choice is maximum evil and disrespect.
Sounds like an incident that happened on PrepHole. People were convincing members of PrepHole that they were unlovable, they should become transgender and go trough transition, and commit suicide, there was also blackmail.
Its upsetting and it made me lose more hope in humanity.
More reason to never go on discord either. I hated discord before I heard of this.
A youtuber named tuv covered this topic, thats how I heard of it.
Its like you cant be safe on the internet anymore if you dont have a vpn.
Ah, yes, the infamous "r9cute".
More proof that no matter how corporatized and sterilized the internet gets, you'll still have fricked up shit like this.
Holy shit, the people behind this need to be put in the frickin ground. Every method mentioned in this thread would be too merciful for them
>people in a discord server repeatedly tell me this stuff was all a joke and that reiko was a troll
>there's always a giant wall of pics to prove their antics
Are these homosexuals seriously sending armies of trannies out just to defend themselves? Good god.
>my virtual private network will stop sexual deviants from cyberbullying me
That would definitely count as body horror.
What the frick is that shit, delete that.
Yeah, turning guys into eunuchs is pretty demoralizing. I would definitely kms if I got my dick and balls cut off.
Accidentally
Suicide via two shots to the back of the head and hung in a locked room.
Maybe not the most, but it must be up there : Having them publicly raped to death by a giraffe.
Enlisting them in the Russian armed forces.
Why do you have to spread you shitty cliched obsession to every corner of the board
>What is the most disrespectful way to kill someone?
Drug him up and beat him to death. I saw that once on /gif/ and I found it horrible, horrible
The way Joker killed those cops in subway
The classic gutshot is indeed an underrated method of disrespectfully killing someone
Were they cops? Do you mean the stockbrokers on the train?
Likely a legend but that one king who was stabbed by an assassin hiding *inside* the latrine.
In other associated asshurt achievements, what Gadaffi got.
so I saw this deer that some psychopath shot with 223
must have been a painful way to go
probably needed 30-40 bullets before it realized it was dying
extremely disrespectful
Forcing them to choke to death on their own shit
like this
What the frick, he wasn't even done.
His black bikini armor saved his life
Let's take a page from the Maori textbook:
Maories were cannibals. When the English asked them why they might have been expecting a poverty/spiritual answer. Nah, maories said that there's nothing more humiliating that turning your enemies into literal shit.
So, for the sake of this thread, I would say something along the line of dismember the limbs one by one and make them watch as I return them in the form of a Cleveland Steamer
A few years ago I gave this matter serious thought, came up with a proposal and drew some diagrams.
Step 1: A hole is dug in the ground just barely wide and deep enough for the condemned to stand up in.
Step 2 (could swear I made a .gif of this but can't seem to find it): The victim is placed in the hole, hands bound, with ropes securing him by the shoulders so he won't be able to crouch down.
Step 3: An outhouse is constructed over the hole.
Step 4: The hole is very gradually filled with pee, poop and possibly other body fluids.
Step 5: In addition to the degradation of being peed and pooped on, the condemned suffers slowly and constantly, first from the discomfort and exhaustion of being forced to stand, then from the smell of the excrement. If the hole is not filled quickly enough for him to drown, his next best hope for a quick death is to die of thirst after 3 days, give or take. If he lasts longer than that, the flesh covered in sewage will become gangrenous. If that's not still enough to kill him, he will spend his last moments gasping for air as the fermenting sewage releases choking clouds of methane and ammonia.
By the time the latrine is full, the condemned has suffered an extremely slow and excruciating death. The outhouse is taken down, the remaining hole filled in with dirt, and the latrine becomes the condemned's grave, with no marker, left to be forgotten, with the corpse to be retaken by nature just the same as the turds surrounding it.
that would take way longer than 3 days if there was just one pooper
even if you secretly built a hole under a portapotty at the super bowl people would notice there isn't any of that blue liquid stuff that masks the smell and the victim would probably make too much noise.
Yes, I realize you'll have to have some friends involved to really make it work. That's part of what makes it extra disrespectful I think. It's like saying hey, look how many people want you dead.
make the hole so narrow he cant crouch down - see Oubliette (https://owlcation.com/humanities/Oubliette-French-Torture-Halloween)
enhanced poo efficiency too
tie feet to ground too so they can't climb atop dried up shit hill or pull someone through toilet with their feet
Actually were you to do this at a weeklong music festival and place my torture-toilet in the girl's section of porta-potties, it'd be the opposite of horrible.
Google the Nanjing Massacre if you want a few ideas...
Poop dart.
1. Walk up to victim.
2. Shoot through head.
3. Refuse to elaborate.
4. Leave.
In front of their woman and/or kids
Exposure
>picrel
kill everyone and everything they know and love.
then let them die of loneliness and remorse
Experimentation, turning humans into nothing more than lab animals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
socially engineering them a perfect life, hire people to be valuable connections, significant other, good job, house, kid, etc.
then one day they go on vacation to some remote location and you slowly make everything go wrong. police report your house burned down, slashed tires so you can't go to airport, burn the phone, "wife" and child disappear, and so on. all the people this individual thought he knew all end up meeting him when hes being tortured, kill the baby in front of him, don't show your face to him just let him be extremely confused and unable to understand what's happening at all.
if it actually breaks them mentally let them go back home and end up in a psych ward after sneaking drugs in them someday when they're broke/on the street. this fallout period would probably have to be extremely coordinated and would cost a lot of money so idk how anyone would pull it off.
maybe another inmate will off them or he'll accidently stab himself somehow.
Shove the gun up their asses and pull the trigger till they die from eternal bleeding.
Buckwheats?
Tied up and thrown into a hog pen. They will slowly tear you to pieces, and every bit of your body, including the bones, will end up as pig shit.
sharpie in pooper until death
Home alone
With our current tech? Psychedlic enhanced Psycho-sexual torture to the point of irreversible ego death.
Soon the ai antichrist will emerge, and then the name of the game is simulated horrors beyond comprehension.
Lucky i work on manifesting that antichrist.
The basilisk lives, and honestly things have been looking up for me lately.
With a rope dart
Neat theatrics but man would these be stupid weapons in practice
Trap them in a pit, have everyone keep shitting in it until they drown.
Have them wage for 50+ years while slowly siphoning away their earnings via corrupt institutions over the course of their life so that, by the end, they fully understand that their life purpose was solely to enrich their owners and that they have unwittingly condemned their offspring to the same fate.
Sending them to die for an ethni-religious group that is destroying their country and civilization from within.
Burning his loved ones in front him and then just putting them in a room until they starve to death.
Barricading a road, take them out of their vehicle at gunpoint, make them read a manifesto, shoot their leg and make them run as you shoot them as a way to practice target shooting with them.
Common occurence in my country.
And also burn the vehicle.
Boiling them alive in poopoo and peepee from animals. I told my mom I'd do this to her if she doesn't stop getting me beyond meat tendies.
Make them live a life cycle on Earth.