What is the concencus on squatch defense? We know at this point that they're are quantum dimension travelers, with some kind of spiritual/esoteric aspect to them, so .375 H&H isn't going to work.
>Iron shot?
>silver shot?
>an alloy
Also take into consideration what a .30-06 did to that sketchy wolf at skinwalker ranch.
>nothing.
to fight imaginary creatures it's best to use imaginary ammunition
You ignorance of a subject doesn't make the subject not exist. Is everyone lying? Is it two hill billies with big shoes making the tracks 400 miles into British Columbia wilderness on a beach that can only be reached by bush plane + a week long hike in on horseback?
>Is everyone lying?
Yes
>in order to shrink the world and all of its mysterious wonders into something consumable by the mid-wit brain. They actually believe this.
It's equally as comical, as it is sad to see people with this mindset.
>mysterious wonders
Underage or moronic?
You probably also proudly wear your "I voted <3" sticker after you submit your ballot right?
Is the mysterious wonders in the room with us right now?
>Is it two hill billies with big shoes making the tracks 400 miles into British Columbia wilderness on a beach that can only be reached by bush plane + a week long hike in on horseback?
Probably, bush people in BC are fricking weird.
762x39 and 51 didnt put down the apemen in the congo movie so i dunno bro. lasers?
my guy even if he's real, he's just a really big monkey. Any bullet caliber designed to take on Gorillas are likely sufficient to down Bigfoot.
>We know at this point that they're are quantum dimension travelers, with some kind of spiritual/esoteric aspect
The original owner of skinwalker ranch shot a skinwalker in wolf form with 6 .357 magnum rounds and a single .30-06 round and it did nothing but blow off chunks of rotting stinking flesh
>this is 100% true btw
>single .30-06 round and it did nothing but blow off chunks of rotting stinking flesh
Wasnt it two rounds of 30-06s? And the flesh was not rotting when it was blown off, but it decayed and rotted away to nothing in a very short time, about an hour or two at most.
Yeah it's probably the same two Irish hillbillies that can't even speak English that make all the crop circles too. They are the ones faking it all.
>what is good defence against subhuman Irish farmers?
These are pretty easy to do with pic rel. You can program it to pain the fricking Mona Lisa. Shits wild.
Right, but the method of the crops deforming in order to make the patterns. Or a picture complete with shading and a message in bianary, is the stalks are super heated until the joints are blow out and they fall over.
>>>>>>>NOT BROKEN<<<<<<<<<<with a board or cut with a programmable lawn mower that didn't exist 30-40 years ago
It is unexplainable. There is not an explanation for the phenomenon. The ~~*scientific method*~~ tells us. That the way in which these things are formed, cannot be explained by anything known in this world.
>It is unexplainable
The frick are you talking about dickhead, they are very easy to make and people have been doing so for decades.
Frick schizos are moronic as frick.
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There is also a specific case that is very well documented, where one witness saw some kind of craft making the pattern and was able to film it. And another party of witnesses had passed the field on the way to a pub, and then left 15 minutes later with the giant pattern in the field and the craft gone in a window of 15 minutes.
This is one specific case and I can't remember the name, but my point. Is that the mind set of, "if I can't see it in front my face or if one of my white coated priests haven't studied it in a lab and written a ~~*peer reviewed paper about*~~ -than it doesn't exist"
It's so fricking infuriating, that the people that actually think this way, some how think they are harboring some kind of cutting edge intellectual world view too.
How is such a thing even possible bro, it's almost as if 8 people over a 5 hour period can achieve it with simple farming tools.. I mean flying UAPs with lasers.
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Spooky bro, how there are literally dozens of ways to do it and how they've all been documented and are available on the internet along with design ideas. I don't know why people continue to disbelieve.
Those documented cases and proof don't validate my mental illness, so I decide to ignore it and listen to random blogs about how it's thermodynamically impossible for the quantum structure of corn to bend to anything but antigraviton pulpolsion by interdemnsional apemen
>stalks are super heated until the joints are blow out and they fall over.
That circle is actually an encoded message in 7 bit ASCII. It even has a simple CRC. The message is along the lines of "HOLY SHIT homieS YOU ARE TOTALLY FRICKED UP FR FR ON GOD NO CAP" It proves that ayylmaos are using the internet, possibly even reading and posting here.
Ball lightning should work.
The majority of encounters are outside of 40 yards. Based on my research something like 70 to 85 percent.So a 3 inch magnum load of lead/iron/silver pellets would not be effective at that range.However, a triplex shell with 3 large balls perhaps? One iron, one silver, or stainless steal like duck shot? Or an alloy of all three perhaps in a .45-70
Shit evidence, even believes admit it was fake.
Pro-tip: Bigfoot are E.T. or subterranean which is why we can't find them.
this isnt about the legitamacy of the pg film, it's just a good op image, and yes I agree with you to some degree. There are lots of correlations between UFO sightings and bigfoot, but that is it. As far as I know theres never been sightings of them entering or leaving a craft or someone being abducted and finding bigfoot in a craft. As far as I know.
But we do have a lot of enccounters where people see big foot entering and leaving portals in the wilderness. Or on skinwalker ranch.
When i use skinwalker ranch as a reference that is completely disregarding the worthless history channel reality tv show. I'm talking about the 30 years of research conducted there by government agencies, and that company that was formed by the billionaire dude. I cant remember rn because its late and im about to fall asleep.But in closing, my point would be, that the evidence points to bigfoot being some kind of dimension traveler. We also have the sierra tapes, and their language recorded, which indicated sentience and high intelligence.
>to keep it on topic, im going to say some kind of lazer weapon should work against him quite well
Well they’re usually attached to specific areas.
Probably related to some sort of dimensional bleeding where reality might become more malleable.
Try things with different properties from a bullet, like fire, plasma, radiation, electricity, overpressure etc.
bro just dont take his weed and you'll be fine
chill the frick out m8
I fricking hate nu /k/
This is the only good thread up right now tbh.
The skinwalker thread is better than this.
And been up longer
its better to leave him alone
Take your Clozapine and they vanish.
>come to thread to make lighthearted schizo joke
>thread has actual schizo freaking out in it
I'm just sick of people ignoring this shit dude. I've done the research. Something is making the crop circles and it's not Irish farmers every time, and the 10's of thousands of people having Sasquatch encounters are seeing something. The math tells us there is something happening.
>Citygay and/or tweaker sees a bear
>OMG BIGFOOT!!!
>troll makes fake video
>morons on the internet: ITS THE SAMSQUATCH!
I bet you fricking morons think every single missing 411 case is drowning and mountain lion attacks as well huh?
Something is going on out there. And I want to know what kind of load is going to stop whatever it is.
>What is the concencus on squatch
The consensus is that it's fakeNgay that only morons and the literally mentally ill belive.
So which are you?
You're supposed to FRICK the sasquatches, not kill them.
What the frick.
holy shit this board is a shell of it's former self. I'm literally never coming back.
12 HOURS AND NOBODY MENTIONED THIS.
FRICK NU-/K/, FRICK UKRAINE, FRICK YUROPOORS, FRICK RUSSIA, FRICK ALL OF YOU TOURISTS.
>nobody mentioned a straight to redbox 15 year old shit-tier "film"
>I'm a newbie zoomer
That's all you had to say.
It was a shit movie
But I laughed my white ass of when they killed Bigfoot by accident, abd then tried to stage it as a suicide
lmao WTF
It is a dumb movie, but it really has it's moments.
A lot of movies that I thought were funny back then ended up being incredibly awful after watching them now. But I will say that Strange Wilderness wasn't as awful as I thought it was going to be. I lost my sides a few times.
For Bigfoot you want a Scar 17 loaded with Barnes tsx or berreta 1301 loaded with copper slugs. Glock 20 as a back up.
I will protect the sasquatches from you cruel humans.
Why would you want to kill Sasquatch? He means you no harm.
Sasquatch are interdimensional beings. It’s natural interdimensionality, not technological.
/x/ raid in progress.
>What is the concencus on squatch defense?
Bigfoot would be analogous to a grizzly bear, so a .45-70 crank gun would be my choice.