what is a trade i can pick up to land a job (any job) as fast as possible? preferably one that is not too expensive to start
what is a trade i can pick up to land a job (any job) as fast as possible? preferably one that is not too expensive to start
DoorDash delivery on foot.
The military. Instant career, tasty benefits, easy if you aren't stupid enough to be a bullet sponge, recession-proof, tasty retirement.
I'm waiting to get in rn but with pay that' on par with McdDonald's cashiers in the states I'm not to sure it's worth. At least there's an on staff dentist and a free workout plan.
No.
I'm prior service. They will put you in barracks with no effective filter, whose HVAC has never been cleaned-out. You will get environmental asthma, and every morning when you run in formation, brain damage from oxygen deprivation.
They will NOT care about you. You are merely a warm body to hold a weapon that they need, to get their kickbacks, in the revolving door of psychopaths between Ratheon et al and the Pentagoon.
Afterwards, when you've lost reasoning capacity, inhibition/control, and are in a waking and sleeping hell of PTSD and haven't even seen combat (or have), you'll commit suicide or die from carelessness, or by making additional errors due to your reduced mental capacity.
I had a 140IQ, measured immediately after brain damage, so I'm kinda different. Also, my dad was dropped into the jungle, exposed to agent orange. He never spoke about it, but ingrained in me a healthy skepticism in various things, and a need to trust yourself first. There's a whole set of psychopaths that want you dead: don't give them an inch.
Check out Helpx: stop worrying so much about getting by and money, and find a good host and learn while working for room and board. You'd only get enough, while a private to spend it all by the end of the month, and not be able to save any of it. They really will not teach you as much about life and living well than a good host or set of hosts.
https://halftheclothes.com/wwoof-helpx-workaway-work-exchange-reviews/
>too deranged to be a bot
>too consistent not to be a shill
it must be the helpx schizo
> Checks it out
> One listing that's remotely close
> Moving to a sparsly populated island.
> Seaside farm hand
> Last updated a year ago
Seems suspicious. Sides, what if I want to be a blacksmith or something?
>helpx
I looked up listings in my area and all I found was some divorced schizo who wants to build "a collapse resistant community" during "the Earth's sixth mass extinction event." No thanks, would rather not die in a cult.
>I'm prior service. They will put you in barracks with no effective filter, whose HVAC has never been cleaned-out. You will get environmental asthma, and every morning when you run in formation, brain damage from oxygen deprivation.
>They will NOT care about you. You are merely a warm body to hold a weapon that they need, to get their kickbacks, in the revolving door of psychopaths between Ratheon et al and the Pentagoon.
>Afterwards, when you've lost reasoning capacity, inhibition/control, and are in a waking and sleeping hell of PTSD and haven't even seen combat (or have), you'll commit suicide or die from carelessness, or by making additional errors due to your reduced mental capacity.
>he didn't go to college
Should have commissioned.
>and every morning when you run in formation, brain damage from oxygen deprivation.
Doing a basic human function (running) will give you brain damage? Do you have brain damage?
you can walk into a job doing roofing, flooring, concreting but they destroy your body. if you want a trade you can start out labouring in drainage then become a plumber or labour for construction and become a builder etc.
Nothing fast is good, nothing good is fast. Is your capable of math you can try being a surveyor. The work itself is easy as shit and it won't destroy your body plus it doesn't require a degree. How if you live in a civilized country there should be Apprenticeships all over. Find one and apply. They expect you to come in half moronic and will pay you a decent wage while they beat the stupid out of you.
Fastest trade to learn would be electrician. Takes about a year. Close second would be HVAC or welding. HVAC is more comfy. Welding has a much wider pay range.
how do you learn it