>Athena is the goddess of wisdom who is represented by an owl >Owls are actually dumb as shit
What's a gun that people just think is really good but is actually hot dogshit?
made me realize that A-10 is the perfect match for Ares. Loud, spectacular, moronic.
What would Athena fly? An AWACS? Some stealthy nighttime shit (like an owl)?
Ares = war the element (winning losing getting trench foot every facet)
Athena = wisdom and strategy
The two do not equate
If you are caught in a war you would be stupid to not pay to Ares as you're in his environment
Yeah, I remember reading in Iliad how Ares was often times getting bodied in duels and on the battlefield by both the Greeks and the Trojans and how Zeus was pained to see his immortal son come back with his guts spilling on the floor.
Diomedes is the chad to end all chads. He threw a rock the size of a bowling ball at that gay Aeneas, hit him so hard in the dick that it shattered every bone between his knees and his ribs. Took his prostitute god mother coming down personally to heal him, and Diomedes whacked her too.
For me it's that time Ajax grabbed an especially long spear and started fricking pole vaulted from the Greek ships to single handedly halt the Trojan's from burning them.
Not so much badass but remember Ajax's Archer buddy who was blessed by Apollo to always hit an enemy but cursed (because he's technically fighting against Apollo) to never hit who he's aiming at?
He's my favorite.
Athena embodies the strategic aspect of war, Ares/Mars embodies the violence part.
In short, if you're an officer you're probably leaning more towards Athena, if you're a grunt it's Mars all the way. And if you're in the navy then neither matters, be you hoplite or Roman you're begging Poseidon/Neptune not to waste your ass and getting a firm "lol, lmao" as your answer.
owls have spooky night vision and sonar + make no noise when flying, some of them have briddy good camouflage too.
I say the owl represents subterfuge and sneaky
And in comparison to other animals it's still dumb as shit, while crows are out there figuring out water displacement and rudimentary tool use owls can barely figure out that if you pull on a string attached to food the food will come closer to you.
Any particular reason for the Thompson and braced AR?
Anon here [...] made me realize that A-10 is the perfect match for Ares. Loud, spectacular, moronic.
What would Athena fly? An AWACS? Some stealthy nighttime shit (like an owl)?
If it's a combat aircraft, it'd be something stealthy and/or equipped for SEAD operations. More likely a intel/recon or like you said an AWACS
Mannlicher-Schoenauer M1903
Aphordite - my wienera
A10
>Athena is the goddess of wisdom who is represented by an owl
>Owls are actually dumb as shit
What's a gun that people just think is really good but is actually hot dogshit?
Not quite dogshit, but AKs in general by the measure of AK guys and noguns
its good for what it is, for whatever that's worth
That Jams Bond gun
She's the actual god of war. Ares is the god of moronic violence
Anon here
made me realize that A-10 is the perfect match for Ares. Loud, spectacular, moronic.
What would Athena fly? An AWACS? Some stealthy nighttime shit (like an owl)?
An F-22
Ares = war the element (winning losing getting trench foot every facet)
Athena = wisdom and strategy
The two do not equate
If you are caught in a war you would be stupid to not pay to Ares as you're in his environment
Yeah, I remember reading in Iliad how Ares was often times getting bodied in duels and on the battlefield by both the Greeks and the Trojans and how Zeus was pained to see his immortal son come back with his guts spilling on the floor.
Diomedes is the chad to end all chads. He threw a rock the size of a bowling ball at that gay Aeneas, hit him so hard in the dick that it shattered every bone between his knees and his ribs. Took his prostitute god mother coming down personally to heal him, and Diomedes whacked her too.
For me it's that time Ajax grabbed an especially long spear and started fricking pole vaulted from the Greek ships to single handedly halt the Trojan's from burning them.
Not so much badass but remember Ajax's Archer buddy who was blessed by Apollo to always hit an enemy but cursed (because he's technically fighting against Apollo) to never hit who he's aiming at?
He's my favorite.
Athena embodies the strategic aspect of war, Ares/Mars embodies the violence part.
In short, if you're an officer you're probably leaning more towards Athena, if you're a grunt it's Mars all the way. And if you're in the navy then neither matters, be you hoplite or Roman you're begging Poseidon/Neptune not to waste your ass and getting a firm "lol, lmao" as your answer.
owls have spooky night vision and sonar + make no noise when flying, some of them have briddy good camouflage too.
I say the owl represents subterfuge and sneaky
owls aren't dumb, they're hard to domesticate.
>Owls
have nightvision. Owls have exceptional night vision that allows them to hunt in complete darkness.
Obviously it would not be wise you moron, its an animal.
He's referring to what the ancients thought, they believed owls were wise or otherwise intelligent.
And in comparison to other animals it's still dumb as shit, while crows are out there figuring out water displacement and rudimentary tool use owls can barely figure out that if you pull on a string attached to food the food will come closer to you.
Athena is my waifu.
She uses a spear.
I'm going with an AMR, M82.
>Zeus
Snipex Alligator
>Poseidon
That one Russian frogman rifle
>Hades
Kar98K
>Aphrodite
Thompson M1928
>Ares
M16A2
>Hephaestus
Braced AR
>Athena
NGSW
>Artemis
Winchester Model 70
Sorry this is Reddit spaced to hell and back it would’ve been ass-ugly and unreadable otherwise
Any particular reason for the Thompson and braced AR?
If it's a combat aircraft, it'd be something stealthy and/or equipped for SEAD operations. More likely a intel/recon or like you said an AWACS
Hades is absolutely jacked, at one point in Homer it's pointed out he can't touch his back because of his huge muscles.
Zeus would pack a 1911 like the ultimate fudd chad
>forgetting about Apollo.
He'd be using an AX-50 exclusively with depleted uranium rounds.
FAMAS
The very heaviest artillery. But they would tire of it quickly and then just revert to earthquakes, floods, disease etc.
Poseidon would run this obviously
See you would think but he would actual use a china lake no reason to use a gun like that when he throws spears.
Zeus has Arrived
Pic related, obviously
AR-15 and a Glock 17.
Hecate sniper rifle
Any one of them that suits their purposes.
Zeus is obvious