What does your bedroom self defense set up look like?

What does your bedroom self defense set up look like?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How’d you get a picture of my room?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kwab

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bedroom self defense set up
    Why are you so paranoid? BILLIONS of humans will sleep soundly tonight without military weapons of war within arms reach. I gotta add that is a strange looking bong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aAxTrRB.jpg

      What does your bedroom self defense set up look like?

      offer him a hit OP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys boykisser pedo homo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a bong that's a handgun and there's a rifle in the corner too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The people who sleep soundly without a weapon have a false sense of security that daddy gummerment will save them if there's a nog uprising, as they say "never relax around black, or browns, or self hating white homosexuals...or groids in general."

      Such as yourself. No one can be trusted enough to sleep soundly without a weapon near by, even if it is just a pistol and a bed table as a melee weapon.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My stuffies protect me from nightmares. Does that count?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      4loko is banned I'm calling the cops

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is dangerous. 14% abv in a 24oz can. The sour takes almost all of the bite from the alcohol and it's got the equivalent of 7 shots of vodka in it. Speedrun to getting absolutely obliterated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like an average Tuesday night.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They don’t really hit hard anymore. I think they changed them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Took the caffeine out after people started fricking dying lmao. Take a Vivarin tab with it and you'll get what you're looking for.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bless

            https://i.imgur.com/bVI4Gtf.jpg

            You could always go for a plain jane 73mm PG-7, an intermediate 2.8 inches in diameter.

            https://inertproducts.com/product/pg-9-rocket-inert-replica-training-aid/

            Of note, for actual /k/ purposes, this website has fricking everything. Like 2S4 240mm mortar shells to T-72 main gun rounds to basically every mine under the sun, they even have kits that are obviously to show EOD/random troops what the various pieces of Russian ammo/ordnance look like.

            https://inertproducts.com/product/russian-ordnance-recognition-and-training-kit-3-large-inert-replicas/

            It's $20k and has all sorts of shit. They even make replica suicide bomber belts and mock IEDs. Given how they have an entire tab for the Russo-Ukrainian War I imagine they're getting some huge contracts from western militaries.

            Anyway pic related, if you can take the knot on a large rex like [...] can (and this thing is metal/plastic, so you have to actually be able to take the knot. No being a little b***hy prostitute and complaining about lube, you have to actually be able to take it without trouble) you can take a PG-7. For $500 that's not even that extreme, just say that you've always wanted a replica RPG warhead if anyone there asks I guess.

            [...]
            That's what I thought. Hmm. How's BD with their custom orders these days? I'd rather not camp on their website to wait until one with a cumtube pops up.

            That whole site is a candy store. Way too many things I want. On the backend though, that would be hilarious. I don’t have $500 to blow yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        /K/ommandos aren't lightweights anon, at least most of them I'd think could down an entire 375ml of vodka and probably shoot better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not too sure about vodka, never had much a taste for ot but I definitely can down a liter or so of belgian tripel and shoot straighter. Liquid courage is the best performance enhancing drug

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My best bud and I used to drink them all the time way back when they still had all the energy drink shit in them, mostly because we were poor and they were the most cost-effective way to get drunk ($2 a pop back then IIRC). Two of them were enough to get us nice and fricked up on the super cheap. I stopped drinking them after I missed an entire party during Spring Break due to passing out thanks to this shit.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For a second I thought he is 8bit gay. Sorry guy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is this on your table, above the sig? A bong?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All of you who know are disgusting and should fricking reconsider the choices you have made in your life. So should I.

        What is this on your table, above the sig? A bong?

        God bless your untainted soul

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, knowing what horse dick looks like isn't even that weird depending on where you live. It should practically be expected if you frequent PrepHole. There is infinitely more twisted shit than exotic dildos floating around on the net.
          >t. weighed down by the burden of forbidden knowledge

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >down by the burden of forbidden knowledge
            I want to know this secret and forbidden knowledge

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does that even fit inside of a human vegana?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >human vegana
      anon..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn how do you not shit yourself after using that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats the point, homosexuals have an obsession with feces

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stronger ass muscles than what gaped it. If your ass can't crush a soda can you're gonna get killed in the streets when shit pops off

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            …empty or unopened?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Empty will be last to die, unopened will make it to the end, unopened glass bottle will rule what's left

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do I need to crush the glass bottle or can I just use my anus like a bottle opener to pop the cap off

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Dont be a pussy, jarguy is fine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you don't force it (can lead to tears or colon perforation, both of which are not fun), you use plenty of lube (generally big toys like that use specific lube, it's not the stuff you use with your gf, a formula used for veterinary procedures is popular because it doesn't dry), and you work your way up slowly. if you create a gape it goes away in like an hour or two and you're back to normal the next day, after a few months of no play you tighten right up.

          it's also really damn fun.

          • 1 month ago
            A Lady of Repute

            He is right. Also if youre going to use them in a strap make sure it has an adjustable or elastic mount. I make my own generally.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh btw one thing you have to deal with when the toy gets really big is actually relaxing. like, it's hard to explain but it physically stretches you out to the point where if you try to bear down on it/panic you might actually hurt yourself. you have to get into the headspace to just let it open you up.

            if that sounds hot, yeah. it is.

            • 1 month ago
              A Lady of Repute

              Poppers are great for learning how to relax...and in general

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                was never a fan of poppers, the things i've heard about them scare me a bit. also nice chance anon, is that a large? do you recommend them? i've got a jorhan which is on the thicker side and i've been considering a chance for riding. the jorhan is just a bit hard to ride as it's so fricking thick.

                i should take a photo of my jorhan actually. he's cute.

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                That pic isnt mine, the last one I posted was. I dont usually take pics of my toys, just the guns.
                I dont like ones that are shaped too closely like animal junk.
                Poppers are good because it doesnt stop you from feeling pain and doesnt last super long thats why I dont recommend nitrous or muscle relaxers and especially not pain meds like opiates.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not the dog dick eww

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WGFD

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Also keep in mind I dont stretch myself I stretch other women and not dudes so this is more of a giver perspective than a taker and specifically with women that does make a difference.

                I'm happy this thread has come back to life
                maybe there's still hope for Kay

                Youre welcome anon.

                not the dog dick eww

                EXACTLY the frick is wrong with furries?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t believe I’ve conversed with you on adv. it was damn good advice too. Here is some advice in return… you should put the equipment on the gun in picrel. We’re even now.

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Im not always worthless just most of the time.

                https://i.imgur.com/980cJkh.png

                [...]
                [...]
                Wow. /misc/ wasn't joking when they said you guys are a bunch of trannies. Seen all I need to see, bye forever.

                I hate troonys more than you /misc/homosexuals can fathom bye moron dont come back. Get filtered.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Same tbh. I’m honestly saw the name and was surprised, then shocked, then intrigued lmao. Favorite gun?

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                That I own? My Husqvarna 1907. Overall too hard to pick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fancy, fancy. I’m partial to my deagle. Favorite is t53 Mosin tho.

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                >t53 Mosin
                I rescued this Hungarian nugget carbine from a pawnshop for $50 years ago then later found its original stock set at a gun shop in the same shitty town for 20. Its one of the nicest nuggets ive ever seen. Still need to weld a proper bolt handle on it though.
                It was marked "broken" they had the firing pin adjusted as far forward as it could go lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I overpayed for a 44 Izzy a few years back, but it's in fantastic shape. The goddamn lands were still sharp!

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Compared to their current prices or at the time? Because you could probably get 1000 out of it right now its insane.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I paid $400, so I guess it was a smart move in retrospect but this was like a year or two after the $200 Mosins were normal.
                I also bought a shot-out wall hanger for $50, and $450 for 2 doesn't make me as sad.

                Shortly after I bought it I went over to my dad's place and sat around drinking vodka and field stripping it over and over again, so now the process is burned into my subconscious.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I gotta doc for my t53. I’d like to say I “restored” it, but it’s honestly gotten worse. I still love it tho. Picrel was the stock when it served as a diy temporary shotgun host.

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                bro i think ur carcano is sick

                I paid $400, so I guess it was a smart move in retrospect but this was like a year or two after the $200 Mosins were normal.
                I also bought a shot-out wall hanger for $50, and $450 for 2 doesn't make me as sad.

                Shortly after I bought it I went over to my dad's place and sat around drinking vodka and field stripping it over and over again, so now the process is burned into my subconscious.

                based
                I built this AK while sloppy drunk on stoli lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And here is the time it doubled as a medieval weapon

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                I like the way you think. yeah the original stock for my hungarian carbine looks like it washed up on a beach i cant find pics of it right now but it was full of sand even

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the best way for these. I can recommend brass tacks. My Garand is going to get them when I get around to bedding it

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Love the wasteland aesthetic

                lmao newbie Repute is a bitter, childless 40s something from bulgaria or some shit like that

                >Repute is a bitter, childless 40s something from bulgaria or some shit like that
                >Repute is a bitter, childless 30s something from Ireland
                ftfy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I go by portrayed character, writing style, and vocabulary choice and to be honest,
                >40s from bulgaria
                >30s from ireland
                not much difference between reality and what I said.

                of course a potato Black person fists other women and gets so mad on a PrepHole thread when they're dunk on saturday night they vow to quit /k/ because a guy kept telling them AKs are shit
                I was fricking hammered too btw had a great time ya b***h

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Totally fair and I appreciate it. Its why I still come here almost 20 years later.

                Danke. Maybe a little too recognizable, but who cares at this rate. Cya around this or other boards I guess?

                Bye anon.

                >owning firearms in the Isles
                I know we like to exaggerate how hard it is to get a loicense over there, but owning firearms in such a serf-mindset society is deeply based.

                I was adopted into the US at a young age and am a full citizen here. My collection might not be as extensive if I was still there but I wouldnt be unarmed and owned by england if i were.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                once you've tasted freedom, there's no going back. I think

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *I think MLK or Malcom X had some quote along those lines. can't remember it now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you recall a trip named M1AGIRL active around 2009-2011?

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Yeah she was cute.

                I thought you got Waco'd.

                Kinda

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >back
                Gonna be in a world of shit if your PO finds out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Was she actually the woman that posed with the m1a in the pics? Anon would always roast her, sayin she was a dude taking pictures of his girlfriend/relative/captive/something and said a few times she'd been outed as a fraud. I never really figured out if that was bullshit or not and I was heavily active around the time they were posting regularly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Danke. Maybe a little too recognizable, but who cares at this rate. Cya around this or other boards I guess?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >owning firearms in the Isles
                I know we like to exaggerate how hard it is to get a loicense over there, but owning firearms in such a serf-mindset society is deeply based.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you got Waco'd.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                for being that fat you sure have small breasts lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                fricking virgin those are like, 34Cs unless she's also a sub-5-ft pseudo dwarf

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shame that poppers are in a grey zone here. Would like to try them but sometimes authorities consider them illegal drugs and sometimes not.

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                Theyre in the grey here too kinda.

                >back
                Gonna be in a world of shit if your PO finds out

                I wasnt charged with anything I dont have a PO and I never left.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >wasnt charged
                >dont have a PO
                >never left
                Well... if you could keep your schizo posting to a minimum anyway, I think everybody would appreciate it

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                My schizo posting cannot be contained it flows through me like I am possessed by Terry A Davis except without the talent. So I must politely decline. The schizo posting will continue.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                was it you that kept someones testicles in a jar or was that Ivy? Jesus I have been here too long, the older days are getting fuzzy.

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                That was Ivy who is a dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >must politely decline
                I understand... if we're laying our cards on the table here, I didn't celebrate what happened (no true /k/ommando ever would), but did revel in what I thought to be the total absence of women on this board. The part of me that would have been upset by your return is dead however and so will be that which compels me to type this blog. Hopefully, you don't actually see this reply and the thread archives forgotten (though I did notice the one about anon's grandmother, very heavy if true), but in case otherwise: you're pretty good, stay free!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if i ever get a dominant gf i might give pegging a shot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gayest shit i heard all year,congratz

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's better to propagate this information so that young anons experimenting with this shit don't hurt themselves.

              Wow thanks, I didn't need to know that. On me that I visited a thread with THAT OP image though.

              If you ever have a gf interested in this stuff it's good to know. Also I'd encourage anal play for men just as is, it feels great. You'll find women will like you doing anal on them a lot more if you know what receiving it is like. I see so many stories of people finally coaxing their gfs into anal, jackhammering the moment they're in, then complaining when the gf doesn't want to do it anymore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather leave my anus unmolested, but thanks for the advice. Never though anal was appealing anyways.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you acting like a redditor? Simply mentally drop the post and then move on. You don't need to make a huge stink about it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why are you acting like a redditor?
                thats rich coming from someone giving anal sex coaching on a weapons board

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When'd you start coming here, 2021?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, 2022 when Ukraine started. Why?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The ass is a muscle, and I like fitness.
                So naturally I like fit'n this horse dick in my butt

                but some tl;dr, as strange as it is ass training does things for your lower body blood flow. stimulates literally unworkable parts of your internal lower body. also, the muscle strength/control makes orgasms better
                ya its weird but to each their own. the most, best sexually active girlfriend I've ever had really enjoyed it in her ass for various reasons. w/e

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's just called pelvic floor workout anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No its ass training.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure anon.

                congrats you wrecked your root chakra

                I understand that you see this as some huge political thing but like, you just ride a dildo, cum, clean it up, then go about your day. You don't change. It's just a hobby.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ass training. If you’re not training in every aspect of your life, you’re ngmi

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In that case, when I give a blowjob to my toys am I throat training?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that’s the spirit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know where to begin to address your post.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue. Lack of training. Sounds like you need some post address training.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're the coomer meme.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And you’re a homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                says the guy shoving horse dildos up his ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I'm sure your ancestors are very proud of your ability to insert huge foreign objects up the ass. What an achievement.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta start somewhere. At least I have achievements.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You should receive a medal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh ancestors
                I'd be concerned if all you have in life is the color of your skin and the knowledge that one of your ancestors (out of like 64) several generations ago was a captain or something.

                It just feels nice anon. Maybe try not obsessing about it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who said anything about the color of skin? Is this something you think about alot?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're one of those morons from /misc/, anon. You're in a thread with oldgays you can drop the act.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so concerned about color of skin?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're not even saying anything. It's ok anon, the evil lgbt gay bandits aren't going to come and shove a horse wiener up your ass. Maybe don't come into threads where people are talking about anal play and complain about it? You're more of a homosexual than we are.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                I think you swim with the dolphins too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you contribute anything of value, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you have a considerable amount of projection issues

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Would you be interested in some throat training to assist you in shutting the frick up?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you have worms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the guy who has tantrums about anything to do with anal immediately brings up worms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do they speak to you? or do you have audio hallucinations?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                says the guy shoving horse dildos up his ass

                >anon having a mental breakdown over the sexuality of others and what they do in their rooms alone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do you swim with the dolphins?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’d train with dolphins. I’d also frick a dolphin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Get in the water and learn to swim with dolphins.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I need to find a local olympic pool again. I used to have access to one but then I got b& and then I moved. Someday though.

                You should receive a medal

                Thanks, you too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                congrats you wrecked your root chakra

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hide thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand how these newbies lack the ability to just look at something, drop it completely from their mind, and move on. I developed that after my 3rd gore post.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow thanks, I didn't need to know that. On me that I visited a thread with THAT OP image though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just leave it in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >vegana?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's plenty of video evidence

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that never ceases to amaze

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t listen to those anons. I’ve seen video proof of women (female) taking horse dildos deep in their vag. There’s even vids of women getting fricked by actual horses on sketchy websites if you’re willing to search them out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There’s even vids of women getting fricked by actual horses on sketchy websites if you’re willing to search them out
        That's disgusting
        I only watch Dolphin porn, like a civilized human being.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean...they're smarter than the people fricking them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be honest. I would absolutely frick a (female) dolphin if I could somehow meet one in the wild and not get raped by the rest of the pod. That one screencap of the dolphin fricker has stuck with me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I only watch Dolphin porn
          based DARPA researcher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There’s even vids of women getting fricked by actual horses on sketchy websites if you’re willing to search them out
        That's disgusting
        I only watch Dolphin porn, like a civilized human being.

        You goddamned degenerates. Why can't you watch nugget porn like a normal person?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very carefully

      https://www.redgifs.com/watch/sharpableborderterrier

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >broken woman
        they all are, to one degree or another, but that woman sets the bar just a bit higher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >more cuts than a Russian drone video
        yeah, imma give that an X

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With surgical lubricant and enough time the average human orifice can take a fist sized object, the issue is the muscle contraction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're made of silicone so they aren't hard, past a certain point they'll deform under pressure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon, do you know where babies come from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      k is a homosexual board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A human baby is pretty huge yet it can fit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a video of some woman use those monster sized bad dragon dildos, like shit was atleast a 2 feet long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >vegana

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kys troony homosexual.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's incredible how you can instantly tell how new someone is by their reaction to that picture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When did this place get this bad ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trump + Ukraine
        but I came to this board shortly after Sandy vegana, so some of the oldgays think I'm part of the problem too

      • 1 month ago
        A Lady of Repute

        2007.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno it was pretty fun during the Zimmerman trial

          • 1 month ago
            A Lady of Repute

            Its had a few fun times since then but on average its been downhill fast.

            your ak sucks and is unreliable

            No its sucks and it is reliable, also which one no wait that true of them all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dunno I just remember trolling you for like half a thread a few years back about how AKs aren't as reliabler as ARs

              which is still true btw

              • 1 month ago
                A Lady of Repute

                meh depends on the context pretty heavily.

                >broken woman
                they all are, to one degree or another, but that woman sets the bar just a bit higher

                true true

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Generally speaking.
                Ak does better in sand and in freezing weather.
                Ar does better in a muddy enviroment and the AR15 direct gas infringement system requires cleaning more often then an ak
                An ak top cover will allow you easyer/less fidly access to parts and is a bit more intuitive for backwater savages.

                Both are military rifles and as such are meant for the sub brick level , dumbest possible conscripted recruit to use and maintain. Both are relatively easy to dissasemble and clean.
                Ak is a bit more tolerant of neglect and abuse.
                If maintained correctly, are not used in an unfavourable enviroment and have decent quallity ammo, both work just fine

                AR 15 got a reputation for unreliability in Nam due to the logistical branch using the wrong powder (slightly overpreassure and mildly corrosive), also they did not issue cleaning kits to troppers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hes a dunning kreuger man, dunning kreuger man, tries to show off smarts everywhere he can, doesn't know how wrong oh man. Dunning kreuger man.
                Stop putting out modernized fuddlore.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your ak sucks and is unreliable

      • 1 month ago
        Sage

        2004

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bold of you to assume it was ever better than this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Hera CQR shit doesnt normally stay in that little shelf thing, I'm giving it to a friend this week and didnt want to forget it so I put it there.

      I've spent almost an hour on /k/ a day AT LEAST for 15 years, and I've never once seen that photo.

      Trump + Ukraine
      but I came to this board shortly after Sandy vegana, so some of the oldgays think I'm part of the problem too

      This place was genuinely fun and tolerable until 2016ish election like you said. After that the place declined heavily.
      /k/ isn't even my main board anymore, I just come here occasionally now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's not that particular picture, I've never seen it before either
        it's the reaction to the items in that picture which is so telling

        Uke War tourists don't recognize the toy
        poltards get angry about the toy
        oldgays had a whole conversation about rectal integrity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I realized right after I posted that you probably were referring to the dragon dildo lol.
          I do agree with your post.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          worked again

          https://i.imgur.com/980cJkh.png

          [...]
          [...]
          Wow. /misc/ wasn't joking when they said you guys are a bunch of trannies. Seen all I need to see, bye forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >posts pic with hera shit
        >first thing i notice is hera shit
        >first thing anon types about is about getting rid of hera shit
        hera shit is that fricking polarizing lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hahaha, it is pretty whack shit.
          I bought it new right when it came out years ago, put it on an AR, thought it looked really gay and immediately took it off. It's sat in a drawer for i dont know how many years.
          I've got a super normie friend that wants it so I'm giving it to him.

          Do you live in a basement? That's...

          based.

          I live in a split level home and rent the entire downstairs. I built a loft bed to save space and just put my computer underneath, everything fit in the room so perfectly that I've just never felt the need to put things in the other main room I have access to.
          It works for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What’s up with the mods or Jannie’s recently? I made a comment related to food but was banned for off topic on PrepHole like wtf is going on here ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          could be a new janny
          I got dinged for posting about MREs on /k/, believe it or not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you live in a basement? That's...

        based.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>This place was genuinely fun and tolerable until 2016ish election like you said. After that the place declined heavily.
        Frick that, this place was fine in 2016. It remained fine until Russia/Ukraine, and Reddit + the internet kyke shill brigade showed up try to “correct the record.”

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. shill brigade

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >election tourist defending his homosexualry
          Ew

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Source on the gondola plushie?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kommandostore.com

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the suspended bed and the gamer cave underneath goes hard AF. quick access vityaz as well. I would kill to have a setup like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kill your mom and you can have a set up just like this.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    clubbed to death by a horse dildo is a pretty bad way to go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you're listening to Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They should make this a new division in the ufc
        Also badum dum tss badum dum tss and it gets gentle during the piano parts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who’s the next fat frick wings should fight?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn, didn't realize Vaush posted here

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon doesn't sleep on a pillowcase full of dildos
    ngmi

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bought these "broom clamp" things off amazon and have this b***h mounted to the wall next to my door. Keeps it off the ground and keeps it from getting bumped or moved or otherwise "un-indexed".

    runs on my machine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use a Fender Halo guitar holder. Good idea but most people can't execute because normies, kids, embarrassed etc

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread proves dragon dildo posting was chemo for normalgay cancer

    • 1 month ago
      A Lady of Repute

      good point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i mean half of us unironically use them. i have a jorhan and want to get a chance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sYn8jJ7.jpg

      good point

      i mean half of us unironically use them. i have a jorhan and want to get a chance.

      Wow. /misc/ wasn't joking when they said you guys are a bunch of trannies. Seen all I need to see, bye forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao newbie Repute is a bitter, childless 40s something from bulgaria or some shit like that

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put some frickin' lead in the balls and use the thing as a flail.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy this thread has come back to life
    maybe there's still hope for Kay

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ having a normal one
    Can you people at least pretend to talk about guns?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the ass is in the ass every one is of knowings comrade

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hankey's Toys > Bad Dragon

    BD got stale and they are still slow as frick and increase prices instead of expanding production.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, i feel so basic compared to yall

    • 1 month ago
      A Lady of Repute

      That is a great start though. Get yourself a nice rifle and a massive orc dildo and youll be great.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have several levels of bönk but even then they're mired by human creativity

    • 1 month ago
      A Lady of Repute

      >gooseneck mount
      BASED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're like our crazy aunt, makes sense you're Irish-American, my grandma is basically in hospice because she's a stubborn irish scottish woman and her own worst enemy, recently banged the hell out of her head and had to get stitches even when supposed to be bedridden and barely Mobile. Love ya lady,

        • 1 month ago
          A Lady of Repute

          Thats totally fair. Love you too anon, all of you even the hateful ones.

          Was she actually the woman that posed with the m1a in the pics? Anon would always roast her, sayin she was a dude taking pictures of his girlfriend/relative/captive/something and said a few times she'd been outed as a fraud. I never really figured out if that was bullshit or not and I was heavily active around the time they were posting regularly.

          Nah it was her.

          >must politely decline
          I understand... if we're laying our cards on the table here, I didn't celebrate what happened (no true /k/ommando ever would), but did revel in what I thought to be the total absence of women on this board. The part of me that would have been upset by your return is dead however and so will be that which compels me to type this blog. Hopefully, you don't actually see this reply and the thread archives forgotten (though I did notice the one about anon's grandmother, very heavy if true), but in case otherwise: you're pretty good, stay free!

          Will do anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine the smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's that nice mallet for?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bönking, I bought it for 50$ at a thrift store in the edge of town In Rice lake WI, I still need to make a stand for it proper

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is going on here?
    Are we back in 2010? :DDD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are we back in 2010?
      God I wish. Pic kinda related; I remember seeing more /k/ specific ones but this is the only I could find in my old pics folder which is a fricking mess. I think there's one of this dude with his RPK in the window but I might be wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try to go through the backup files on the old HDD, maybe I'll find something there...

        [...]
        I miss the old days. It was fun being around a bunch of weapons loving weirdos instead of ambiguously mixed right winger who wants to beat women and shoot mexicans (he's 10% mexican) number 419 telling me that I'll never have a woman because I'm a homosexual who likes silicone horse dicks (I have 3 and she knows).
        The willingness to sit down and actually read books about military stuff is connected to weird fetishes, I swear.

        Unfortunately, I also remember it with nostalgia.
        That informative mix of autistics weirdos, active duty people, people with deep knowledge, people with great courage and lower IQ. Everyone shared knowledge, ideas and fun together. moronic ideas and morbidly stupid humor everywhere...

        It was a beautiful time here, a truly magical place.

        Today if you feel like writing something here, most people will yell at you for being noguns and not liking their favorite GunTuber.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I miss it. I haven't seen a single person in one of these Ukraine threads refer to actual doctrine or share personal anecdotes of having served in the last year and a half. We used to have tankers and infantry just chatting about their work here, what happened to this place? Now if you try to challenge one of these morons to post something proving that they know anything (a Shibboleth, like a reference to a specific FM/ATP or a quote from a military history book or something they've done/been trained on) they just call you a troony and repeatedly go "POST GUNS gay POST GUNS gay POST GUNS gay" until the thread gets nuked. They never post guns, or if they do it's a basic b***h revolver that they obviously got a week prior.

          I hate this place. I don't know why I still come here. Naturally the only good thread on the board right now has furries and dog dick connoisseurs in it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          4chain became anonymous social media, so now the herd mentality has set in.
          plus the political bad actors figured out that autism was an untapped market, so now instead of a bunch of weirdos with individual tastes, it's a bunch of weirdos arguing with each other over their 23&Me results

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm personally thinking of the two ones in some guy's basement workshop where they're all furries and one has the massive RPG-7 rocket painted red. I think there's another like that. I have it on an old hard drive for sure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm looking for the second one where they're fricking up with the 155mm HE

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't on my hard drives I thought it was; guess it's on the other ones. But here's one more I knew existed that I found...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Raci6Oz.jpg

              Wasn't on my hard drives I thought it was; guess it's on the other ones. But here's one more I knew existed that I found...

              Never thought I'd see the day where I miss the furgays.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I miss the cum brownies and rip to the dude gassing himself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was at the very tail end of all of that, seeing a majority through greentext and screencaps. I wish I was on /k/ during it's prime, it seemed like so much more fun 🙁

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even realize how intense and crazy it was. You were just young, getting information, enjoying stories and anecdotes from others, every now and then a shitpost appeared where no one took themselves seriously.

                And before you realize, as part of Secret Santa, you were sending a Czechoslovak mess kit and bunch of shit with a Xmas card plastered with dragon dildos and Solidsnake pictures over 12,000 km to a fricking Java.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And then a decade later some dude whos balls hadn't even dropped when this was happening is telling you that you're a homosexual and /k/ was always a right wing hellhole constantly talking about shooting homosexuals and whatnot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Ci8emws.jpg

          I found the thread that nonstop warfare was made in!
          [...]
          Man I know it was only like 10-15 years ago but digging up old threads is fun.

          That is my OC edit >:3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fuuuuuuck I swear I have a clean version of that sitting somewhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sRTVkso.jpg

      >Are we back in 2010?
      God I wish. Pic kinda related; I remember seeing more /k/ specific ones but this is the only I could find in my old pics folder which is a fricking mess. I think there's one of this dude with his RPK in the window but I might be wrong.

      I miss the old days. It was fun being around a bunch of weapons loving weirdos instead of ambiguously mixed right winger who wants to beat women and shoot mexicans (he's 10% mexican) number 419 telling me that I'll never have a woman because I'm a homosexual who likes silicone horse dicks (I have 3 and she knows).
      The willingness to sit down and actually read books about military stuff is connected to weird fetishes, I swear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably tbh
        it's the autismosis jones in all of us

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Check this shit out even. On old /k/ this guys posting style would have been mocked so hard he'd be driven off the website.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaykay, shitgun, and pisstol usually in arms length wienered and locked Mr. Federal agent, sir

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anal doesn't interest me in any way, giving or taking, but I must admit I find it interesting.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss weekendgunnit so much bros.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /k/

    a magical place

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    once again, the horsewiener has effortlessly filtered the newbies and poltards
    it's incredible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate them so fricking much bro. I wish /misc/ was nuked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It has done a fairly good job.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        please hit that keychain with a matte clearcoat so it stops looking like a wet turd and more like a chicken nugget

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I saw the result right after posting. Very unfortunate. It’s better in person and does in fact actually look like a nugget. Imagine turning this in as evidence.

    • 1 month ago
      A Lady of Repute

      I love it. Used to use peewee herman similarly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never fail to laugh at the concept that these people are going to participate in some grand race war/revolution when they can't stomach OTHER PEOPLE talking about horse dongs. They'd last 30 minutes in Ukraine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure how your homosexualry would be a tactical advantage
          >Ukraine
          That's not "some grand race war/revolution"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone once pointed out a very accurate label for these types: failed normalgays. That is what they are. It perfectly encapsulates why they do what they do on this site, why they are here, and why something as silly as a giant horsewiener and the implication that anons are sticking it up their ass for fun offends them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up gay

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lord bless Our Lady of Repugnance who is probably like a 6/10 and just has stereotypical internet lifer mental problems

    • 1 month ago
      A Lady of Repute

      >6/10
      I am envious of your optimism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not gonna feed you autistic complements you know the rules breasts or gtfo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You post dildo first, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not the rules anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well nobody really cares about someone invoking the rules when they began posting in 2022. Post dildo or frick off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you don't even know which board popularized bad dragon memes, fricking cancer newbieglet

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /k/ femboys are built for BHC

    How can humans compete with demon dicks

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anons posting silicone sex toys
    >not using a sink-warmed D-cell Maglite like a man

    I'm starting to wear the anodization off of mine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really hot but also scary, that shit can't be good for you anon. The only toys I take raw are silicone ones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the advantage of putting something in the out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can still absorb stuff through your rectum. I wouldn't put anything like that in there. If I had a bit of practice and was doing it myself I'd gladly frick myself with a maglite though, provided it had a really big condom.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not training hard enough. Hydroflask.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://inertproducts.com/product/pg-7t-tandem-rpg-7-rocket-inert-replica-training-aid/
              >2.5 inch to 4.5 inch
              Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. Although I'd remove the fins behind the main charge and add a base.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you buy it. Not sure the main charge is possible tbh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You could always go for a plain jane 73mm PG-7, an intermediate 2.8 inches in diameter.

                https://inertproducts.com/product/pg-9-rocket-inert-replica-training-aid/

                Of note, for actual /k/ purposes, this website has fricking everything. Like 2S4 240mm mortar shells to T-72 main gun rounds to basically every mine under the sun, they even have kits that are obviously to show EOD/random troops what the various pieces of Russian ammo/ordnance look like.

                https://inertproducts.com/product/russian-ordnance-recognition-and-training-kit-3-large-inert-replicas/

                It's $20k and has all sorts of shit. They even make replica suicide bomber belts and mock IEDs. Given how they have an entire tab for the Russo-Ukrainian War I imagine they're getting some huge contracts from western militaries.

                Anyway pic related, if you can take the knot on a large rex like

                https://i.imgur.com/KUI3sDF.jpg

                Inb4 Ukraine and russian moronation actually somehow has relevance in this thread
                Probably gonna frick around with a large rex later, no cumtubes aren't overrated you're just moronic and too lazy to clean anything
                b***h can't even get it all the way in

                can (and this thing is metal/plastic, so you have to actually be able to take the knot. No being a little b***hy prostitute and complaining about lube, you have to actually be able to take it without trouble) you can take a PG-7. For $500 that's not even that extreme, just say that you've always wanted a replica RPG warhead if anyone there asks I guess.

                >what's the point besides shooting lube
                Consistant lube application without having to pull it out

                That's what I thought. Hmm. How's BD with their custom orders these days? I'd rather not camp on their website to wait until one with a cumtube pops up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >How's BD with their custom orders these days?
                Pretty consistent now. They only take them in batches still, but you don't have to keep tabs on the site to ensure you get one like you had to in the COVID days. Watch their Twitter. They announce it in advance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fins
                You talking about the rocket venturis or the actual fins?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The venturis, the things behind the main charge. I believe you can get this in pre-launch (pic related) and post launch (SHINDERU?) configurations. I wouldn't want ANY type of fins going up my ass, so maybe sand them off.

                https://i.imgur.com/vWjB4IQ.jpg

                Those "fins" I think anon was talking about halfway down (right behind the fattest part) really look like one of those ez-out deer butt pullers. That does not look like a good time if you get it inside. If you would, DO NOT twist and pull or you're going to have a strange hospital visit. Doubly so if you still have it in.

                Yeah that's what I thought. Frick that shit.

                https://i.imgur.com/KUI3sDF.jpg

                Inb4 Ukraine and russian moronation actually somehow has relevance in this thread
                Probably gonna frick around with a large rex later, no cumtubes aren't overrated you're just moronic and too lazy to clean anything
                b***h can't even get it all the way in

                ...Source? The used boots are strangely the hottest thing about this. Not in a boot licker way that shit's weird but like the sense that she's an actual soldier, got back from the wire and needed to make do. She's also super cute.

                Also nice, how is the large rex anyway? Is the knot good? And actually how are cumtubes, I've always thought about one but they look pointless, like what's the point besides shooting lube (which you can do with a lube shooter)?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what's the point besides shooting lube
                Consistant lube application without having to pull it out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's some Russian prostitute, not an extremely patriotic ordnance obsessed ukie, the rex however is quite nice, but the size jump with the knot is a learning curve but with practice you'll nut your brains out, in contrast to the inflatable growler I got from primal hardwere, the solid knot is more pleasurable than inflating the bulb inside yourself.
                About cum tubes, people complain about cleaning them with syringes of hot water and flushing them out, but for fricks sake are you really not cleaning that shit or using a condom on your toys if you're being lazy? For fricks sake that's your own damn problem if you have a bad experience or don't prepare. Sure as frick helps put lube 8 inches or deeper where it needs to be

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but the size jump with the knot is a learning curve but with practice you'll nut your brains out
                Yeah that's the problem I have with knots. I have a few smaller toys and the suddenness of it is a bit much. Weirdly I can take horse dicks or anything big but without sudden changes pretty easily.

                >the solid knot is more pleasurable than inflating the bulb inside yourself.
                Oh agreed anon. I pity non-anal-doing anons who don't know the experience of getting a knot or the edge of a horse dick or plug or something directly on your prostate and grinding until you cry. If you haven't tried them I'd recommend those Njoy pure wands too, they're amazing.

                >How's BD with their custom orders these days?
                Pretty consistent now. They only take them in batches still, but you don't have to keep tabs on the site to ensure you get one like you had to in the COVID days. Watch their Twitter. They announce it in advance.

                Oh, I thought they basically didn't do them. They announce them on twitter? Neat, I'll keep an eye out. I want a vector, seraphina, rex or chance pretty badly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You listed the best ones IMO. If you get the Rex, go soft firmness. The knot design lends itself to flexing on insertion and medium firmness doesn't have much give in that department.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not that I really want to start talking about this on /k/ of all places but when you say soft firmness, what size are you talking? From my days screwing with various materials making random junk with soft plastics IIRC smaller things tend to need softer materials to feel as floppy or soft as larger things - or was it the other way around, I forget. Basically if you make a live hinge fatter with the same material it'll be stiffer, for example. Or I'm totally wrong and moronic and softness (squish) doesn't work that way like it does when bending a piece of material. Just an interesting materials science sorta datapoint to keep in my head.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You generally decide, depending on the size of the toy, how soft you want it to be for the desired effect. I'm pretty sure Bad Dragon can do mixed firmness (so it stands up but has give when you insert it). Bad Dragon also has sample kits which let you feel the toughness of each individual silicone type.

                Honestly anon this is something that you have to waste money on unless you have a friend who has a decent variety of toys of a specific manufacturer. I have a few toys that, due to their firmness/softness, can only really be used by women for veganal use. I only figured that out after trying them.

                But to answer your question directly probably medium+ in soft.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hankey's Toys seahorse is a great for training width.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Those "fins" I think anon was talking about halfway down (right behind the fattest part) really look like one of those ez-out deer butt pullers. That does not look like a good time if you get it inside. If you would, DO NOT twist and pull or you're going to have a strange hospital visit. Doubly so if you still have it in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Inb4 Ukraine and russian moronation actually somehow has relevance in this thread
                Probably gonna frick around with a large rex later, no cumtubes aren't overrated you're just moronic and too lazy to clean anything
                b***h can't even get it all the way in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not training hard enough.

                https://i.imgur.com/vWjB4IQ.jpg

                Those "fins" I think anon was talking about halfway down (right behind the fattest part) really look like one of those ez-out deer butt pullers. That does not look like a good time if you get it inside. If you would, DO NOT twist and pull or you're going to have a strange hospital visit. Doubly so if you still have it in.

                Dear god somebody call the bomb squad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My dad has one of those. He calls it the Black personbeater.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gun
    >club
    >flashlight
    >doorstop
    >decoy bed
    >the coom bin
    >dresser with a false bottom drawer to sleep in
    I'm thinking about turning the attic crawlspace into some whole home alone shit with steel panel floors and murderholes to shoot through and sleeping there instead though

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ah, frick, I can't believe you've done this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course some idiot did it, at the level siswet is at even us furries aren't willing to be destroyed in an orifice than some random eastern slav, unless that's their entire idea.
      Also, I'm starting to hate bad dragon because they're making entire campaigns to pander to normies through porn shows , thinking of removing the bd stickers I have around, simply on principles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You must do what you feel is right of course

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like anal, it hurts and only feels good getting rimmed

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really not into anal, so back on topic. I moved back in with my parents recently while I try to close on a house, so my shit is all just packed up in boxes floor to ceiling in the basement or crammed behind furniture and my bed is on the floor with my bedframe in the shed, but it's better than signing a new lease and then having to find a subletter 4 months in. My parents are also nice and don't charge me rent or anything, and I get to cook in their very nice kitchen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats on house anon. Never be ashamed of living with parents. It’s unfairly stigmatized in the west. I would post a pick of my bedroom but it’s all boxes as moving to apt soon.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, can you homosexuals stop sticking shit up your ass for ONE day. WHAT THE FRICK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE. OH YEAH YOU LIKE STICKING IT UP YOUR BUM HOLE HUH. CAN YOU GIVE IT A FRICKING REST.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go back tourist, I love how some old meme is expose all you normalBlack person wienerroaches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tourists still mad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know right? They lose their fricking minds whenever you bring up old culture.
      >waah you homosexuals waah waaah
      One thread on an entire board and you morons fill up 20+ at once with shit about muh ukraine muh white women.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like there's one I missed and the archive only has a thumbnail of - what other sites archive /k/? Because post

    [...]

    is most recent version of this pic. Warning: super tiny pic smaller than a stamp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Behold, I DID have it saved

      • 1 month ago
        ϕ

        Are Sebas and JJ and all them still around here?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A blast from the past.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looking for that alt version of the one garage furries pic
      >come across that guy's posts

      [...]

      Also I'm finding new ones I've never seen before or have only been posted/archived once. Whether they were made around 2016 or are much older and just uncommon I don't know.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frankly...
    .../k/ was the place that led me down the rabbit hole. It was a picture by Kacey M. with edited text posted here, that made me investigate and find out what furry is. I was in my second semester at university at that time. Now, I'm 33 and I'm sharing my mind with a gay fox alterego.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I found the thread that nonstop warfare was made in!

    [...]

    Man I know it was only like 10-15 years ago but digging up old threads is fun.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I also love realizing you never even scratched the fricking surface and just keep finding shit.

    [...]

    >Can someone post the pic with all the horses with the rare guns?
    I don't even know what this anon is talking about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"horses with rare guns"
      maybe???

      https://i.imgur.com/qIcJxOp.jpg

      >/k/ and all these furries
      God I should come here more often
      but I feel out of place without some sort of dildo

      I miss /k/ humor threads and /k/ pic threads that weren't shit. All of the furry shit is pretty much lost to time too.

      Are Sebas and JJ and all them still around here?

      I have no clue; I was never really in that scene. A hair late.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I also found my first /k/ edit ever

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    dead images

    Frankly...
    .../k/ was the place that led me down the rabbit hole. It was a picture by Kacey M. with edited text posted here, that made me investigate and find out what furry is. I was in my second semester at university at that time. Now, I'm 33 and I'm sharing my mind with a gay fox alterego.

    I found you, oddly enough

    [...]

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you manage to find pictures of me in yellow knee highs with an AK74?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you in a fursuit or not? Give me species to go off of and timeframe here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just joking...
          But I'm not in a fursuit only with a collar and AK.
          I even have the photo saved somewhere.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We need to have these threads regularly. Genuinely high post quality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My serious belief is that the willingness to do an enema, relax, get on your back/knees/stomach and frick yourself with something has some correlation with not being a pathological stormfront/redpill/pol type. Like having the self assurance that you're not going to be damaged or made worthless by doing it excludes you from being a member of those groups.

        I believe this is also why any mention of horse dick/dog dick/riding/pegging/etc gets an immediate emotional reaction from those types. It's not about the act itself, it's about the repression they have about anything submissive or not-comically-masculine. You know how these types go like "oh no I don't do that, I FRICK MY WIFE, she GETS FRICKED by me, I am the one FRICKING HER" like they're almost assuring themselves?

        I don't know anon I think it's all connected. They can not possibly be going off this hard about a simple piece of silicone shaped like a weiner. We have daily threads with entire Russian platoons murdered with autocannons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          idk, there are gay nazi femboys. you're probably right that there's a general trend there though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gay nazi femboys
            We call those children. They may be adults but they have the mindset of actual teenagers. They should be ignored. It's like those Hearts of Iron/Paradox players who make jokes about communist countries and being gay at the same time, half of them would fricking murder you for being gay. It is not a coherent viewpoint and nobody else has to care.

            At least the "I don't wash my ass because it's unmanly" types have a consistent, if moronic, view.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good point, I agree with your observation. I think that the center of gravity will be more in the maturity of the mind, age and personality development. After all, the people you mention lack insight and release from the pressure they subconsciously put on themselves. They try to be "Based" so much that they are not able to be themselves and think individually. They live in constant subconscious anxiety about the opinion of others. Such a mind set simply does not allow you to think openly. And explore your mind and your body in every way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more that LGBT is almost completely synonymous with the left wing, and besides a few larping commie revolutionaries most leftists are anti-gun, anti-self defense, and happy to sic the police and security state apparatus on anyone they perceive as an enemy.

          Naturally you get a right wing backlash against that, which then includes all the puritanism about sex along with the pro-gun, pro-self sufficiency right wing views. When libertarianism and the whole ancap idea flickered and died in the face of the culture war we ended up with those two ideological poles and little in between.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd argue it's more the libertarian/authoritarian split, or moderate/radical would probably be more accurate. In practice, you get the traditional silent majority problem
            >It's nasty and immoral, but it's not my job to live his life for him, I'll just move on
            >REEEEEE DISGUSTING GOY homosexual SEETHE AND DILATE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, that's your stupid head canon. LGBT types flock to the left because the right has some weird obsession with them. Half of this board should be an example, it's full of people who have firearms, the ideological will to use them, who lean anywhere from mild left to center right (extremists of either side were never welcome but especially right wingers because they were fricking annoying), and the love of dragon dildos.

            So kindly frick off to /misc/ with that shit, thanks.

            I think....I may just wait for a loving bf
            thank you for the wisdom none the less
            [...]
            it has changed over the last few years every time I lurk and occasionally post, that is for sure. Though maybe that happens with anything the times change

            I'd recommend a toy anyway anon, it's fun and it's easier to get off with a partner when you know how your bits work.

            • 1 month ago
              ϕ

              I think it's more that LGBT is almost completely synonymous with the left wing, and besides a few larping commie revolutionaries most leftists are anti-gun, anti-self defense, and happy to sic the police and security state apparatus on anyone they perceive as an enemy.

              Naturally you get a right wing backlash against that, which then includes all the puritanism about sex along with the pro-gun, pro-self sufficiency right wing views. When libertarianism and the whole ancap idea flickered and died in the face of the culture war we ended up with those two ideological poles and little in between.

              It would probably behoove us all to use “liberal” and “conservative”, left and right traditionally only tells if someone’s politics are collectivist or individualist, and that doesn’t say anything about whether they’re inclusive or stodgy.
              Like, you can be a hard right lgbtqia an-cap ally (like me) or a hard right fashy book burning helicopter chucking boog boy, and both are still “right wing”

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd just approach it the old way and go straight for "if you're the type to discriminate against gays or LGBT types in any fashion, or you want to use guns against anyone that isn't trying to kill you and your family, go leave".

                Maybe throw a "furries are annoying but tolerated" and "if you don't have a silicone toy you're not allowed to post about anything involving LGBT/gay/furry/etc anything" in there. That should filter out most of the /misc/ slash stormfront homosexuals.

              • 1 month ago
                ϕ

                Amen.

                You know it’s staggering how the people in here and that I knew irl FROM here changed between 2014 and 2024. Watching some of the furries in that picture become toxic and radicalized, watching people start turning on each other and embrace political extremism…. Legit super sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This. Honestly hard to pinpoint root cause for it all too. I know I’ve changed. Some for better, some for worse. I used to have a lot of good friends here, but a lot have moved on. Not sure if it’s life in general, politics, money/economy, ideology, etc.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How did so many people who happened to be in that thread get here lol

    [...]

    Dead pic thumbnails again

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not furry but I remember this image being in the folder I know I have that fricking missing pic saved in

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ and all these furries
    God I should come here more often
    but I feel out of place without some sort of dildo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd recommend something from a sex store that's silicone, 6 inches or so length maybe 1.5 inch diameter, make sure it's good silicone. After that you can pick your type of dildo, there are lots of fantasy ones and if you're into animal ones then bad dragon and neotori are probably the best ones. If you want generic stuff, topped toys, mr hankeys, and a bunch of others do non-stylized stuff. I'd steer clear of like PVC dildos for starters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think....I may just wait for a loving bf
        thank you for the wisdom none the less

        https://i.imgur.com/6YRuZ3h.jpg

        >"horses with rare guns"
        maybe???

        [...]
        I miss /k/ humor threads and /k/ pic threads that weren't shit. All of the furry shit is pretty much lost to time too.

        [...]
        I have no clue; I was never really in that scene. A hair late.

        it has changed over the last few years every time I lurk and occasionally post, that is for sure. Though maybe that happens with anything the times change

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never really did find the German Sheppard fursuit dude with the red inert RPG-7 rocket.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reporting in

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it do these types all habe to wear diapers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Presuming you're not completely moronic, no.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Liar

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good thread lads

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bump. This seems like a good place to ask: does anybody have the pic or screenshot of the guy who stuck his dick in the Garand receiver?

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