What do officers do again?

What do officers do again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    officize

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have an office

      They office.

      this ffs

      its in the name

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have an office

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They receive orders from their superiors, translate them into shit that's comprehensible to their subordinates, and then give those orders to said subordinates.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    manage and organize and get invited to fancier dinner parties

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paperwork.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2nd LT - mogged by PSG
    1st LT - mogged by CPT
    CPT - finally, I'm doing my job! -t. unwary O3
    MAJ - starts balding
    LTCOL - actually starts doing their job
    COL - where the men who brownnosed instead of doing their jobs go
    1star - thinks he's made it
    2star - thinks he'll make it to 3
    3star - actually made it, at the low low price of his soul
    4star - pretends to act dignified for the visiting politicians while the 2 stars get the job done

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      father was a 2 star, confirm accurate

      they used to run it like petty kingdoms or Saxon warlords

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We don't need junior officers, they can all frick off; everything junior officers do/manage should just be handed over to senior NCOs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but making the NCOs clean up after the junior officers is how you train new senior NCOs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Letting junior officers wet themselves in an environment where SNCOs can clean it up is how you train senior officers

        the circle of life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Letting junior officers wet themselves in an environment where SNCOs can clean it up is how you train senior officers

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They office.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's a better use of time?
    1. wallowing for 4 years in peacetime military near some CONUS high-crime shithole base in exchange for a few months of combat training, networking with a bunch of dudes whose biggest achievement is their dip collection and their constant personal drama
    2. Getting a small local business off the ground using family loans, building a worthwhile network with others in your hometown, and bringing jobs back into your community

    Military seems like an inferior time investment. Almost like an option for the uncreative.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whose biggest achievement is their dip collection and their constant personal drama
      dont forget my truck, some already dated tats, a failed marriage, undiagnosed colon cancer, and kids who hate me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If that's all you can get out of 1 then you were never going to pull off 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this an accurate depiction of how americans in California conduct real estate business?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tard wrangler.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But who wrangles the tard wranglers?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        police that moustache! Frick this guy, his movie character was great, sad to have it tarred by such degeneracy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i styerred her up real good with the groomin' standard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >que continens illud morones continenius?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        From
        >the grooming standard
        to
        >a standard groomer

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody's got to make the powerpoints, kids.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They get bullied or make powerpoints

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How many aneurysms do you think that chart has caused?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Officers - I made the decisions and sign paperwork, I also do a lot of b***hwork for the officer above me. Lots of office politicizing and drama.
    NCOs - I am the representative of the junior enlisted under my leadership, while also being their guide and mentor. If senior, good chance I'm incredibly disillusioned with multiple divorces.
    Warrants - Lol, I'm certified and do nothing but my job. It's fricking awesome. (Aviation not included).

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >O1-O2
    Fricking property and CONOPs
    XOs do the Captain's b***hwork
    >O3
    Calendar and training management
    >O4
    The LTC's b***hwork (Figuring out how to make future plans actually work)
    >O5
    Try to steer the BN away from the BC and the BDE S3's bullshit
    >O6
    Try to keep a brigade from falling apart (which it will, easily)
    >O7-9
    Gay sex and politics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>O7-9
      >Gay sex and politics
      You're not wrong but at the same time it's a really important job. Someone's gotta play politics to get the state to actually issue procurement for your forces, otherwise you get a Russia situation.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another day, another E-4 who got dressed down by the new 2Lt

    KWAB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bad move. Butter bars vs E-4 Mafia. LT is going to end up "losing" his NVG's and stuff missing out of the CONEX that he signed for.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, how high of a rank are we talking about here?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To keep the ~~*college*~~ ponzei scheme going.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bravely soak up sniper fire for the common soldiery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny, watching war movies growing up they always wanted to target the officer. Like everything falls apart. Reality after joining was it isn't the 1600s anymore, if someone wastes the LT the effectiveness of the platoon has not diminished at all. Taking out the platoon sergeant or another competent NCO is much worse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Believe it or not, but lieutenants used to be even more disposable than they are today. What role was a butterbar supposed to fill when the smallest unit capable of independent movement on the battlefield was the company?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Abstraction, administration, resource management and allocation.

    An enlistedman that is too busy thinking about what the next move must be is not focused on his actual role, which is whatever the frick he was told to do and do well.

    An officer that is micromanaging and getting far too involved in the technical side of operations is not doing his job well either. He should not pretend he knows how to operate all this equipment as well as the tards. The tard knows his job like his dick.

    The O knows the desired end result, and all of the factors impacting it. He is detached, but present. The E knows what the result he should be aiming for is, and the process of getting there.

    In reality nobody even knows what the frick their job really is and everyone bends it to what it personally signifies for them. Everyone has a different idea of what being in their role means to them, and as such will perform differently under different conditions.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta have some place for the yiffs to go instead of shooting up a school, you think intel agencies can pull an iran contra and arm all the yiffs to shoot up their shools ? It's an out dated convention to enforce social norms for sociopaths when they use to do something useful instead of run for politician in charge of the military and had to run a military and not qualify for the military itself.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lts and Captains should be able to flog enlisted just like the good old days

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be tard wranglers and protect their tards from the evil gaze of higher ranking brass tards.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make me sad 🙁

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