>rifle
>handgun
>mags+ammo
>knife
>multitool
>first aid
>flashlight
All those go on my belt
>food+water
>sleeping bag
>extra clothes
>battery packs for phone
Those are for my backpack
There are coyotes, junkies, bears and mountian lions out there so better to be armed and not need them than to need arms and not have them.
Rifle.
Handgun.
3 mags for each.
Potatoe vodka.
Unknown can of meat.
Way to start fire.
Poncho.
>unknown can of meat
This guy knows what he's talking about
i ransacked small slavic grocery stores and picked up a bunch of canned mystery meat. it's quite good on average.
Buddie of mine did a stalker challenge, asked me to get him a can of meat to surprise him, surprised him with a can of cat food. After the trip he told me not to tell him what it was, just let it remain a mystery.
So thats what it was... Youre a fricking dick man
Frick off, Josh. You liked it and requested me to get it again for you.
Wtf am I looking at rn? Seriously
The original comic was the possum girl ended up being a single mother and wanted to date the knight after having a ton of kids, it's also one of the only non-futa pics the guy made.
Fascinating history. Still weird af and doesnt really make it any clearer though
It's a murder hobo who fricked a promiscuous rodent woman and now has a horde of illegitimate children she has trouble feeding.
many such cases.
it's not as deep as you want it to be.
>promiscuous rodent woman
Yeah we had one of those at our school too
Bad edit of a bad comic. It’s called Princess Hunter. None of them are very good. I think they’re written by a woman.
I’m going to be honest i have a soft spot for women. I might do it if I was in the portags shoes.
>You’re a good man John marston echos in the background
This makes more sense in a PrepHole logic sort of way. Still atrocious and I can’t believe someone penned that and said “oh yeah thats the stuff”. Not even going to ask why the knight has a gun. Im assuming the author was having trouble drawing a sword
>Im assuming the author was having trouble drawing a sword
But why? Sword looks like an easier object to draw compared to a gun
Man idk. Idk why they would even draw this at all
It's not like it took him more than 30 min
Have you considered the reality that it's not complicated at all, you are just really really autistic?
No I have not. I have a need to know. Please enlighten me
>Please enlighten me
you are just really really autistic.
there, that's the only "secret" here.
and it's only a secret to you, apparently.
>call someone autistic for asking about weird picture
>while having a meltdown
Ok. Wrong post though
>meltdown
plz explain
>4 posts to explain why you think Im autistic for asking a question
Oh yeah, Im thinking its a meltdown
he's probably prone to ape outs when his 'tism isn't stroked and is trying to push it out on others.
kek, calm down chimchim
>le samegay
Really? The meltdown continues? Alright I guess
we accept your concession, now take your meds.
>Not even going to ask why the knight has a gun.
Why wouldn't you have a gun?
Are you a knight?
Yes.
The artist draws a ton of futa on male porn
I want to shoot her
With your benis?
I don't get it. Does this imply that the knight fricked and knocked up the possum lady while she "died" or something?
Somebody else did. She harshly rejected him then because she was young and had "better" offers. Now that she's an older single mom and doesn't have "better" offers anymore, she's ready to settle down with him.
this is what i got from it.
social commentary on how the "good guys" or whatever never get a chance until women are damaged goods later. a decade out of high school now that is accurate.
w-what
you are missing
>short sword
>taser
>blunderbuss
>a tent
>46 ton PT-91 Twardy tank equipped with 7.62mm PKT coaxial general-purpose machine gun
>Sun Tzu's Art of War
>first aid kit
>needs extra magazines to fend off coyotes
You guys might think OP is trolling but he’s not.
He might be a 5'1 Canadian country singer.
> rip little angel
Did she get YOTED?
Yup. The only known adult in North America to be killed by coyotes
And before some gay chimes in; they were genetically tested and had no domestic dog or wolf mixed in.
>not making the fish two-headed
What a waste of time
>45-70 single shot pistol
>as many extra rounds as you want
>only wear single whitey tighty and flops
>1.5L or larger glass jug of ever clear secured by paracord rope
>pit viper shades
If you're bringing a rifle, only bring the rifle and its supporting gear. Weight spent supporting a pistol when you could spend it on rifle support is dumb because the rifle is going to be better at everything.
Consumables for basic needs
>If hunting, focus on stuff for cooking small animals like ways to start a fire and so forth.
>If packing food in bear country, have the stuff you need to cook / heat the food if it's that kind of food.
>Have a way to stash your cache away from where you sleep in a way that bears won't get into it. I've done bags but they won't reliably work unless you put in the effort to set them up hanging from a high-up taught line going between two far-apart trees. Bite-proof buckets are reliable but they're ground level and don't pack down.
>In addition to enough storage, bring water treatment if you're planning on resupplying from a natural source. Potable aqua is small but tastes bad, micropur is bigger but packs flat and only kinda tastes bad. Filters will not denature viruses.
Shelter
>Have provision for keeping yourself out of the weather. You can bivvy or do a tarp tent or whatever you like, but you will not sleep well exposed to wind and rain.
>Also bring a poncho.
>Insect repellant.
>Permethrine treatment on all exposed fabric.
>Sun screen.
Getting in and out
>Print out USGS topo maps at the local office store and get a compass with a UTM grid scale on it that you can also sight with.
>Since you're bringing a phone, install opentracks and the elevate map for your area on your phone. You'll marvel at how slow you're going, and you'll have a track on a topo map in case you get lost.