i knew a guy who lost his mind and lived on his roof. just a mattress and thats it. he would get pizza and liquor delivered to the roof and stayed up there for like 6 months and it was a steep roof too. he would shit and throw the turds into the neighbors yard. he would get drunk and yell at women walking by. he became rather famous and hated. this guy also would ask women at fast food places for sex and it sometimes worked. what a madman
They're called blockbusters.
Back in the day, white people lived in the cities in neighborhoods like Englewood in Chicago.
But realtors and developers wanted that property, while the banks weren't turning a profit on people whose houses were paid off, meanwhile the crackers that lived there didn't want to part with it for what the developers wanted to pay. So, the realtors, when someone wanted to sell, would bring in a couple of black people and support their goal of getting out of the ghetto.
This worked to depress the home values nearby because everyone immediately wanted to get away from their new neighbors that were bringing the ghetto with them. That created great crime-free and totally successful neighborhoods like Englewood in Chicago.
So if you want to drive down property values, get a neighbor to sell to the darkies.
Live on it
tear down all the trees, kill all the grass, dig random holes
Sounds feasible, might do a few 3am glyphosate runs
rags soaked in 2-4-d and left laying around on a 90 degree windy day will give far better results
Pour out your shit bucket at the curb.
Rent it out to people that will do things that should land them in prison
Accept scrap cars. Then part them out if you want extra cash.
You can also just dump them on your lawn and leave them there
Make Graffitis
>old toilet retirement park
i knew a guy who lost his mind and lived on his roof. just a mattress and thats it. he would get pizza and liquor delivered to the roof and stayed up there for like 6 months and it was a steep roof too. he would shit and throw the turds into the neighbors yard. he would get drunk and yell at women walking by. he became rather famous and hated. this guy also would ask women at fast food places for sex and it sometimes worked. what a madman
This is what happens after you spend all your savings on snapon toobaksk
Be black
>avoiding prison
Oh, my mistake
If you keep your house property low, you might not like the riffraff who follow
Its a scorched earth tactic to finally rid the block of home owners associations
The HOA exists to keep poorhomosexuals and minorities out of your neighborhood
Sounds like you fall into that category eh?
Live next to a military base
Accept free loads of wood chips until the sidewalks become impassable.
Get every raggedy piece of shit from your local craigslist free section you can find. A few dozen of these should tank tf out of it
Don't get caught?
Be bl..ockheaded heheh
>run for hoa officer
>update the hoa agreement to be in line with what you want from the hoa
>retire
ez gg
Set ut a radiation warning sign. Wear a gas mask when people want to see you in person.
Have PrepHole meetups in the local park.
me on the right.
fricking unit. how do you maintain your figure while going outside?
They're called blockbusters.
Back in the day, white people lived in the cities in neighborhoods like Englewood in Chicago.
But realtors and developers wanted that property, while the banks weren't turning a profit on people whose houses were paid off, meanwhile the crackers that lived there didn't want to part with it for what the developers wanted to pay. So, the realtors, when someone wanted to sell, would bring in a couple of black people and support their goal of getting out of the ghetto.
This worked to depress the home values nearby because everyone immediately wanted to get away from their new neighbors that were bringing the ghetto with them. That created great crime-free and totally successful neighborhoods like Englewood in Chicago.
So if you want to drive down property values, get a neighbor to sell to the darkies.