What are your thoughts on the armed cyclist?

What are your thoughts on the armed cyclist?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think as an internet right wing caricature im compelled to hate any sort of cyclist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Weaver.

      And that is why has that set up and rides armed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So he can abuse his fellow citizens and then shoot them if they don't endanger themselves to preserve him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Weaver.

          he says that advertising he is armed has reduced the amount of abuse he receives from drivers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck shooting anything when you're a smeared meat crayon, homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who’s been on the internet, I’m compelled to hate cyclists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who drives on one lane roads I absolutely hate the fricking homosexuals. If you REALLY want to ride your bike on a road then do one with a shoulder you queers. Don't block the ONE FRICKING LANE that I'm suppose to use to get to work.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you too polite to just overtake him or something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        80% of modern cities are roads and parking lots and this motherfricking is angry about someone else using some of it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Modern cities are for gays and slags. They could be 100% AIDS needle pits all I care.
          I don't have many issues with cyclists, one annoyed me recently.
          >pulling a camper on a very tight and winding single lane.
          >bike gay in front, old fat dude in spandex, but going downhill so at reasonable clip.
          >let him have his space, way more than I need to stop in case he falls, so I don't feed a fat boomer to the trugg
          >chilling behind him enjoying the scenery with the 30' box in tow.
          >bikegay starts sperging for me to overtake him
          >starts braking and closing distance to me
          >forces me to slow to a crawl to avoid hitting him
          >literally no space to pass him safely
          >eventually finds a ditch to pull into
          >he is sperging in the ditch and yelling while 55' of trugg and trailer passes by him at snails pace
          >intentionally continue driving slowly keeping the boomer in view on the backup camera just to piss him off
          >we pull into the same boomerground
          >avoids me for the rest of the time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's more of a people issue than a bike issue. Some motorcyclists are the same way, something scares them and they can't behave rationally. Some people just really shouldn't be on the road outside of a car

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anon complains about someone else being an butthole on the road
            >while pulling a camper
            the fricking irony.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >complaining about cyclists inconveniencing others
            >while pulling a camper
            Say whatever you want about cyclists, but truckgays are the least self-aware people on the planet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get fricked ragie cagie. It's a Right-Of-Way for ALL road users unless it is signed otherwise. In which case I don't respect government tyranny.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cyclecucks like you are why I make sure to keep a handful of pennies in my car at all times. Every cyclegay is an entitled butthole until they get pelted in their back and thighs by 60mph pennies.
          All of the cyclist where I live now know to get off my fricking road when they see my car.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >frick that guy for being healthy, he should only do easy stuff like lifting weights

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not only will I place myself on a self-aggrandizing pedestal, but I will do so by being as much of a disruption and inconvenience to as many people as possible
              You're just a shitty person, man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not only will I place myself on a self-aggrandizing pedestal, but I will do so by being as much of a disruption and inconvenience to as many people as possible
                ironic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is that ironic, you tard?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                read the message again and really think about it, moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing ironic about it, you smoothbrain.
                Self-important cyclists take up the road and impede car traffic. Someone pointing that out is not "irony."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Self-important
                Here's a hint, dipshit. Cagers are fat entitled homosexuals

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not only will I place myself on a self-aggrandizing pedestal, but I will do so by being as much of a disruption and inconvenience to as many people as possible
            You're just a shitty person, man

            >t. obese moron who can barely waddle

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guarantee you, the driver of that truck plays Black person music, tugs his dick to Black person porn, and wishes that he himself were a Black person.

              Shooting him would not only be a kindness, but a necessary service to society.

              >i hate cyclists because a fat british man told me i had to

              You love to see it. Frick Karens in their SUVs and obese rednecks in their shitbox rustbuckets. I guarantee you the driver of that car got tax refunds and was a parastic negative contribution to society. The world is a better place without them.

              You need to check these digits and get the frick off the road.

              You dumbass. In the future ur gonna need a frickin license and insurance to ride a bike on a road because the way you people act.

              Quints confirm frick cyclists.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or what? You'll throw some pennies? I'll shoot you in the head and suck your dad's dick at your funeral.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice fantasy anon but I will continue throwing pennies and you can't stop me.
                Sounds like you have confidence issues, is it because you're short and can't afford a car?
                I'm sure if you adjust your attitude people will find you more agreeable and you'll be able to afford a car and get a girlfriend.
                If not maybe my pennies might adjust it for you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek, you've never done it and you never will.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah?
              1RM OHP?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tough talk for somebody in penny throwing distance

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I assault people who have done nothing to me because I have projected beliefs onto them.
            Anon, just have a nice day.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has nothing to do with belief I just do it because they're slow and in my way. If these cyclecucks didn't onsist on riding on one lane back roads then I would never have to pelt them with pennies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I act like a Black person because I believe backroads are exclusively mine to use
                Keep making excuses, Black person.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Roads are for cars homosexual.
                seethe more

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The law says otherwise.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You dumbass. In the future ur gonna need a frickin license and insurance to ride a bike on a road because the way you people act.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quints confirm frick cyclists.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              boooob

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Check em you gay looking bicycle riding lane blocking no insurance or license having homosexuals.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I KNEEL

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DIGITS CONFIRM: TOTAL CYCLIST DEATH 2025

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we are traffic
        The law is 100% on the side of the cyclist in the US.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry brah, I'm just enjoying the cool morning air, watching the sun rise, and getting some exercise. I didn't mean to make you late, I mean, does losing a few minutes in the wage cage really matter that much? You have your whole day to spend in the wagie cagie.

        I brought a picnic if you want to meet at the park and enjoy the great outdoors. Going to have some good food and fine wine whilst I listen to the Odyssey or some Bach. You're welcome to come, but I know you normally like to spend your lunch hour working more or sitting in traffic to get fast food.

        I guess different strokes for different folks. Live and let live!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GET THE FRICK OUT OF THE ROAD YOU FRICKING homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >GET THE FRICK OUT OF THE ROAD YOU FRICKING homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. unemployed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you rode a bike, you'd be less fat. Rage all you want cagie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some people actually bike to get to work, believe it or not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahaha I do it solely because of you suck me boyo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who drives a car, I hate cyclists. They build miles upon miles of cycling routes yet they keep using asphalt like a flock of moron sheep.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Ireland, they paved over massive amounts of footpaths, and now there is almost nowhere to walk, and many roads have barely enough room for the cars to fit. It's an absolute disaster. To some extent, this has been done in the US. Pedestrian and bicycle travel is not just a hobby. This is transportation for a lot of people. They do not just need a path to somewhere. They need an actual path to the area of destination of their choice. As is often the case, this can be tied to government incompetence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cry some more bicycle b***h

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I though cycling in Ireland was popular? Isn't there a famous bike trail from the top to the bottom of the country?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pro-bike lanes is a liberal thing you’re not gonna get much support here Mickey.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's absolutely nuts to me that they managed to turn bike lanes into a partisan issue. The most moronic thing to get worked up about

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't be surprised, bike infrastructure is primarily an urban/suburban problem and those are liberal places. of course it inevitably becomes partisan

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dont think anyone is genuinely that upset about bike lanes either way except the most obnoxious people. As

              It's more of a people issue than a bike issue. Some motorcyclists are the same way, something scares them and they can't behave rationally. Some people just really shouldn't be on the road outside of a car

              says it's more of a people issue, specifically the people who make being a bicyclist a part of their identity, often refusing to use bike lanes once given them, going full speed through crowded pedestrian areas, and refusing to yield to significantly faster traffic or atleast make it easier for the traffic to safely pass them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >specifically the people who make being a bicyclist a part of their identity

                Asking to be defined by one thing instead of the many things that comprise you.

                That's what troons and angsty teens do.

                Topkek

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course it is. Here in the UK the poor don't cycle, they take the bus or tube (if in London). Cycling is for the rich. The same dudes who drive a BMW are the same dudes who cycle, with the exact same sense of entitlement to the road. I don't doubt America is any different.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps, but the poor are almost invariably democrat here which is who pushes for bike lanes and such

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the US there are two types of cyclist on the roads. In the urban areas are grown men riding undersized kids BMX bikes with no shirts on. Typically they are white trash drug addicts, hispanics or Black folk. In suburban and rural areas you’ll find wealthy guys in spandex riding $6000 road bikes.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, that's not even the half of it. We're at the point where "the enviornment" has become such a singularly "left" issue that my county got rid of hazardous waste pick up because it was seen as a "liberal" use of money. There is now no legal place to dispose of paint, batteries, etc. People just stack them in their homes before eventually throwing them into the t trash. "Just dump it into the water table" basically.

              People raged at Cracker Barrel adding a vegetarian sausage to their menu options and claimed it was "woke."

              The entire US has become super turbo snowflakes. Everything is political and either woke or racist.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Black folk took the throwing batteries in the ocean shit as a guidebook
                It's almost hard to believe that they'd be that moronic given how dangerous a lot of the shit myself and probably others regularly take to the hazardous waste plant. I fricking hate how much garden variety conservatism has been taken over by the biggest morons, as a garden variety conservative myself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What country?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s amazing how some conservatives are bigger culture warriors than leftists.

                > Black folk took the throwing batteries in the ocean shit as a guidebook
                It's almost hard to believe that they'd be that moronic given how dangerous a lot of the shit myself and probably others regularly take to the hazardous waste plant. I fricking hate how much garden variety conservatism has been taken over by the biggest morons, as a garden variety conservative myself.

                Gardens? Take a look this stupid vegan here. I’m going to have Daquan deliver me some McDonalds while Emilio sprays chemicals in my yard to spite your sorry. Buy your groceries like a real man.

                https://i.imgur.com/BcwQxII.jpg

                As a moron who drives a car, I'd rather less car morons on the road. Sure, the spandexgays sometimes take up a lane, but I've been rear-ended twice by cargays and only once by a cyclist. The cars really inconvenienced me but the spandex lala man was just funny.

                Agreed. We need less idiots on the road. I actually think that if we was as society/country should be extremely dependent on automotive travel, our infrastructure, regulations, and requirements should suit that.

                What country?

                He means county. In the US, the country is decided into 50 states, which are then divided up into various counties.
                County governments have jurisdiction over the area of their county, they typically provide services such as police, fire, EMS, sewage, sanitation, parks services, and more.
                Anon’s county government has the brought idea to suspend a hazardous waste removal service based upon their culture warrior ideals.
                Often in the US, county or municipal governments are filled with scumbags who act on behalf of their own deranged ideals and worldviews or are hacks colluding with businesses and bigger fish on the political and economic scales.
                That’s why I case you ever see news about the US regarding “book bans” or recognizing XYZ, placating leftists movements, gun control, etc etc, it’s often from local governments wasting tax dollars and making fools of everyone and everything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon’s county government has the brought idea to suspend a hazardous waste removal service based upon their culture warrior ideals.
                More like he was bullshitting because he can't respond without naming a real county and getting caught out.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well americans in general are usually pretty damn moronic so it fits

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pro-bike lanes is a liberal thing...
            Only in America and only for people completely broken by the culture war, to the point where everything has to be reduced to left/right.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cycling is a hobby, cyclists just go on bikes for the fun of it, they have cars if they need to get somewhere.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bike if I can avoid driving. Driving is massively overrated.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lots of Amish cycle where I live.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damnable new order heretics!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They stem from the Amish that used to ride these scooter things, they shared similarities to bicycles but lacked the propulsion from pedals. Better than walking everywhere but unless you live in an urban area these things sucked for Appalachia, so the local Amish leadership decided bicycles aren’t haram after some introspective. Now there are Amish riding tractors and driving skid steers everywhere in the backwoods roads. That’s just a small glimpse of them warming up to modern tech to keep with the time (aka markets).
                Also some of their skids have their read taillight covers removed so when approaching them from behind at night, especially around hills, is a tad perplexing .

                The amount of times people try to pass cyclists or people getting mail (rural areas, mailbox on opposite side of road) right before the crest of a hill, increasing their speed 5mph, halfway in the other lane, nearly getting in a head-on collision with an F350 in the other lane going 35+? More common than it should be. It'd take less than 5 seconds to not take that risk. At least half the time someone does that there's someone coming up on the other side of the hill.

                Frick me, some people drive like absolute maniacs on some country roads. I’d be driven 5 mph above the speed limit and there’d be idiots riding my bumper, losing their patience, then passing me over the double bar lines only to slow down because their turn to their shitty gated community. Guys in trucks are also big idiots too.
                There seems to be a growing trend of using pickups for anything but truck stuff, putting enormous lift kits that are too tall for even off-roading, and then shittiy thin tires with chrome rims, and bright underglow. They’re not even filthy beaners, just larping wiggers.
                I should become a state trooper due to the job security all these idiot drivers provide.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just guys with trucks anon; it's half the people on the road these days including women. There's a frickload of plastic, glass, and dead animals on the road because everyone goes 55-70 in a 45. At least once a month if not more common than that I'll find another area littered with plastic, glass, and car parts where someone crashed and this is on one specific route; they usually crash into a power pole which I don't understand. It never gets cleaned up, just left so other people get flat tires or it eventually gets plowed, sweeped, or flung off the road by passing car's tires into someone's property, lost in the grass and leaves. Everyone wants to go 45+ in a 35 and 50+ in a 45 no matter the time of day even when I do drive that route. Note deer flock to this area any time around sunset to sunrise and sometimes rarely in daytime which in my state definitely falls under the (rough quote from memory) "drive 5-15 under the speed limit in dangerous conditions" from the drivers manual. Skunks cross the road from around a week ago until a little after February because it's their mating season; the roads are covered in dead skunks and their spray. And the amount of times I've seen morons do that same thing just to get in their driveway 7 yards in front of me...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          buy a car potato b***h

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >In Ireland,
          I don't care about what goes on in a 3rd world country.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Driving in Ireland can be fun depending on the road ..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As an adult, I am compelled to hate cyclists. Jeremy Clarkson was absolutely right when he said that bicycles are children's toys for people that never grew up. Grow up and drive a car like a civilised human being.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literal trailer-park IQ tier. It is good to maintain a healthy, strong body and to raise children in an environment where the air doesn't give them asthma. But civilization runs on energy. People need to participate in society and the economy, so you can't just legalize away energy sources you do not like without seeing a lot of negative impact on people's lives.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Driving bike around in the city is fun.
        Also holland style bike has comfy seat position with handbars facing backwards. Very cool

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clarkson is basically the same as trump where he forgot how to stop being in character.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i hate cyclists because a fat british man told me i had to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who has to actually drive places, I fricking hate cyclists. Those Black folk so not follow any rules, including blowing stop signs and stop lights, ride slowly in the middle of a lane for miles, are rude as frick to pedestrians, and are generally some of the most smug c**ty entitled fricks on the face of the earth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to consider though that most cyclists don't want to be riding in the road either, but a lot of the time they have to because there aren't any bike paths or even sidewalks in places. It's an infrastructure issue

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So if you're hungry and forgot your wallet do you just say you're having a financial access issue and walk out of the store with a grocery cart of food? Cyclists insist on themselves even if they know its inconvenient for others.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw knowing I can inconvienience a cargay into having a seizure by simply existing
            Maybe if you burned more than a calorie a day pushing a gas pedal you'd have a natural lifespan.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol if there's no infrastructure to ride a bike then don't ride a bike moron. I don't go around with a snow machine in Florida because i absolutely have to ride my toboggan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you shouldn't do x unless there's a government-approved place to do it
            cuck mentality

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol who said government approved moron? You're an idiot if you ride a bike on an active hardball road just like you'd be an idiot trying to go skiing down a dirt hill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So not government approved, just you approved? Catch a bullet, gay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets hit by car
                Truly a prime demonstration of the bikegay intellect. Bikes go on a trail moron, if there aren't any near you or you don't own land to make your own then you don't bike. Simple as that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what the law says. You are not the arbiter of what does and does not belong on the road.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >inconvenience me and I'll murder you
                Soverign citizen energy. Make sure you wear a gopro for the next time a cop breathes illegally in your direction.

                >the law will protect me from this 3 ton vehicle going 65
                lol good luck on them streets

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >https://road.cc/content/news/texas-cyclist-shoots-driver-who-crashed-riding-partner-284697
                lol good luck on them streets

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shoot driver
                >don't even fricking kill him
                >he still sends your buddy skittering across the asphalt
                So cuckylists can't shoot straight and they have the reaction time of a sloth on fentanyl. Got it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dude going to prison with a bullet wound
                >somehow acting like he's a winner
                Got it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Local cycle campaign group Bike Houston said on Twitter: “While we do not recommend people carry a weapon while riding their bikes, this incident shows that the threat of traffic violence is enough to convince some bicyclists that they must.”
                >we do not recommend people carry a weapon while riding their bikes
                Cyclist groups are still gay
                t. hunter biker

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >inconvenience me and I'll murder you
                Soverign citizen energy. Make sure you wear a gopro for the next time a cop breathes illegally in your direction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a cyclist, even I hate them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me too, i use bike to commute but fricking hate people who calls themselves "cyclists". so far i haven't met a single one that doesnt act like an arrogant, pompous butthole

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you cant call yourself one til your paid to get on the bike. until then you are simply someone who enjoys not being a fatass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a cyclist I hate cyclists.
      It's extremely annoying that everyone assumes you're going to act like a complete moron and yields to you constantly even if they have the right of way because if you don't take advantage of it you're wasting everyone's time and if you do you feel like a moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this too. It feels so bad when everybody treats you like moron and you have to be a moron too. You behave like a decent human being or with a sense of self preservation and the look of surprise on drivers is just soul-breaking. Worst of all it wasn't always like this and it didn't have to be like this.

        I don't have it saved, but there's another video from that channel where a motorcyclist comes around that same corner, encounters a cyclegay in the road, and target fixates right into the back of him.
        One of the major problems with cyclegays (as opposed to cyclists that ride like they have two brain cells to rub together) is that they're so focused on legality that they disregard practicality.
        Is it legal to ride your bike on the Mulholland Snake? Yes.
        Is it a good idea? Frick no. It's a twisty mountain road with little to no shoulder and tons of blind corners that's extremely popular with motorcyclists and sports car drivers. Wheezing about how the traffic should be obeying the speed limit as you frantically try to pedal your bike uphill does you little good when you get smoked by a startled teenager snap-oversteering his MR2 into you.

        >they're so focused on legality that they disregard practicality
        It's more that legality is the last recourse of being an butthole. Basically, "it's not illegal to be an butthole". 99% of every discussion about cycling online boils down to this because the only thing on their mind is how much you can get away with before getting arrested.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to ride a bike on a public road is not being an butthole.
          Not waiting to overtake a bicycle safely is being an butthole, and illegal.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hmm, there's this twisty mountain road with blind corners, no shoulder, and no room to pass.
            >It's frequented by motorcycles and sports cars doing highway speeds
            >We should do a fricking group ride here
            >Even better, we'll do the route that's mostly uphill
            >We should ride side by side so we take up the whole lane too
            >What the fuuuuuuck, this kid in an M3 spun out and annihilated half our group
            >We need to ban cars

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is the only road leading where I want to go and I'm a vehicle like any other, entitled to use it. Again, passing unsafely is illegal, you are excusing criminals.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                uoooooh gubbmint pweeze penawwize the cawws ;-;

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're also entitled to smack yourself repeatedly in the kneecaps with a hammer, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You alone are responsible for your own well being. Laws and licenses might help to alleviate some of the danger collectively but they never negate the risk. You are not entitled to the competence of others, to assume it is deadly. Doubly so for being an advocate of sharing roadways with multi ton powered vehicles where the slightest mishap from yourself or another will result in life altering injury or death.

                Don't play in the street.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bikes aren't a vehicle.
                >BUT THE TRAFFIC CODE SAYS-
                You can't mantain speed with the flow of traffic. It's a toy. A horse is literally a better mode of transport than a cuckcycle. A horse is at least nice to look at.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your headcanon doesn't matter, the law states it clearly.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The law also says vehicles can be ticketed for insufficient speed. If you can't mantain speed with the flow of traffic you are a hazard and need to get off the road.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only on motorways.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, all roads. Go ahead and look up "impeding the flow of traffic" in whatever your state's traffic code is. Applies to all roads and all vehicles. Unless of course you want to admit that a bike isn't a vehicle?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                blow it out your ass m8, there are exceptions carved out for safety and I can't safely ride my bike faster than I do

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't ride your cuckcycle faster you're a hazard to traffic! That simple! Slap a motor on it or take it off-road.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                git out (of the way of my car)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >except when reduced speed is necessary for safe operation

                So it's nothing. Cagers again show ignorance of the traffic laws that they call for to be observed.
                The only argument you have is "because it inconveniences me", but your car inconveniences me so it evens out.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Creating a hazard in the road is inherently unsafe. You are per se not operating safely by doing 17 in a 45. Off the road.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cars aren't holding you up, homosexual. There's nothing about car traffic that inconveniences you when it's only ever spandex homosexuals that impede traffic and get in the way.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, don't ride bikes on the highway where those laws are valid, it's too dangerous to be doing 17 mph near cars that are doing 80 mph

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                First off you're wrong, see above. Secondly,
                >it's too dangerous to be doing 17 mph near cars that are doing 80 mph
                So you'll admit this but won't admit that you shouldn't be doing 17 in a 45?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's fine

                If you can't ride your cuckcycle faster you're a hazard to traffic! That simple! Slap a motor on it or take it off-road.

                skill issue

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So where's the line? You'll do 17 in a 79.but not in an 80? Just curious so we can set all the speed limits at the minimum amount to keep cyclists off the roads.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cyclists but they ride horses instead would be about 100 times more obnoxious, horsegays shitting up the road literally and figuratively would be an absolute nightmare.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's that one place I go through on my daily (I try to take the back roads) where there's an underpass that's barely wide enough for two cars. There is a shitty roundabout/crossing on either end. I only enter the road on the underpass itself as the sidewalk is typically utterly empty but you're supposed to take a detour on stairs when you're on foot.
            I keep getting passed there a lot. It's probably less than five seconds from one end to the other, you're not really saving any time or speed since you'll brake at the end anyway to actually see anything and because of the roundabout thing there can be a car coming from the other side that you won't see while in the underpass.
            I had someone fricking slam on the brakes to not crash in the oncoming car because they tried to pass me. I wasn't even riding in the middle of the lane but it's really tight.
            As a "cyclist" car drivers always feel like they're scared of you or in a fricking berserk rage, no in-between.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The amount of times people try to pass cyclists or people getting mail (rural areas, mailbox on opposite side of road) right before the crest of a hill, increasing their speed 5mph, halfway in the other lane, nearly getting in a head-on collision with an F350 in the other lane going 35+? More common than it should be. It'd take less than 5 seconds to not take that risk. At least half the time someone does that there's someone coming up on the other side of the hill.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you get on a bike on a public road with automobile traffic and you posess this mind set, you will die one day on that bike.

            "heh cargays, they won't dare hit me, it's mean and against the law" he thinks as he's sucked between the drive axle spread of a tractor trailer.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you run him over quick enough, he won't have time to pull his firearm.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bike everywhere and holly shit is this a homosexual
    also
    >helmet
    >(some)lights that work
    what a homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rides without a helmet
      In my personal opinion if you feel safe enough to ride without a helmet you're just not going fast enough.

      t. aerodynamic ground missile and occasional meat crayon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only bike in the city.
        You can't go fast enough to need one and it's better to keep your head on a swivel then to think a bit of plastic will save you.
        I'v learned to avoid tram lines like the plague tough. Those things wipe out so many students and tourists that it isn't even funny anymore.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't go fast enough to need one
          Sounds like you're a slow ass b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well until I can pedal faster than my Hayabusa, I ain't gonna be wearing no helmet. That's some b***h shit.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good bike gun?
    Currently using some saiga clone I bought from a drug dealer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Weaver.
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >americana

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How old is this image? The early 2000s? Payphones in an age of cellphones?
        The modern day armed bike rider is the local urban glee club member borrowing a bike.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a fricking Glock 17 long slide?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cz Scorpion with a binary trigger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen him before but as long as he follows the rules of the road I wouldn't mind him.

      Anything chambered in 9mm fmj or above. I carry a 357 revolver in an underarm holster underneath my flannel. You ideally want something that can reliably penetrate car doors and still have plenty of energy.

      In Ireland, they paved over massive amounts of footpaths, and now there is almost nowhere to walk, and many roads have barely enough room for the cars to fit. It's an absolute disaster. To some extent, this has been done in the US. Pedestrian and bicycle travel is not just a hobby. This is transportation for a lot of people. They do not just need a path to somewhere. They need an actual path to the area of destination of their choice. As is often the case, this can be tied to government incompetence.

      I was appalled at how narrow the roads were when I went there. There isn't even room for 2 cars tbh let alone a cyclist.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a moron who drives a car, I'd rather less car morons on the road. Sure, the spandexgays sometimes take up a lane, but I've been rear-ended twice by cargays and only once by a cyclist. The cars really inconvenienced me but the spandex lala man was just funny.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      couldnt agree more
      i fricking love seeing people in buses, or cycling
      more road for me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like it very much

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyclist are homosexuals, no matter how many guns they carry

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be poor homosexual who cant afford a car
    >use grandpa old bike because poor gay
    >somehow can afford a gun
    do you now see the oxymoron in "armed cyclist"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first bike cost more than my first car. A 1992 Camry in 2015 that had Totaled on its title but drove without issues after previous owner replaced the radiator. First inch of the brake was very soft though. Just something to get used to.

      Rarely, in America, is bike vs car a financial decision.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poor doggo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did that guy died

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bikes cost than guns, moron

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of mental illness causes this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When LED lights started getting cheaper, but still underpowered as frick.

      LED lights these days are a different breed.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only good if the gun is mounted on the bike itself.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s me 😀
    I carry a shield in a 511 fanny pack I got. Works pretty good for carrying a piece, sadly there’s no good option like shoulder holster on a motorcycle.
    The best move is to wear regular shorts and just open carry a full size in a retention holster. Only for short, under 10 mile rides though. Anything more and your grundle starts looking like beef tartar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anything more and your grundle starts looking like beef tartar.
      english please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit theres video of him
      https://youtube.com/shorts/ZS0k4Vbl7qI?si=2A5feeko9VU1X2Kn

      is this really you lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Weaver.

        >Armed Cyclist Meets All Kinds of Characters! Pedals through the Hood with Ease! Gets Hood Cred

        • 4 weeks ago
          Weaver.

          >daym cracka
          >aight he cool
          >he cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not me specifically, but I pack a gun on my bike

        >Anything more and your grundle starts looking like beef tartar.
        english please

        Your grundle, or taint, or perineum, will look like beef tartare, a raw beef dish of very finely ground beef, if riding more than 10 miles wearing shorts made of cotton or denim.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          objection, beef tartare should not be finely ground but chopped

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >taint-saving bicycle seat!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you kind stranger

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Open carrying prevented me from some Hispanic trying to rob me when I was on my bike

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inefficient

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bicycle catalogues up to the interwar period usually have a page or two of bike guns. I would upload some, but I'm not on my computer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice starter anon
      would be great if you could upload some more pictures of old bike guns or rifle cases or pouches for bikes 🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't get to them today. Might post a thread with bike guns in a couple of days.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's fine thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perfect for aggressive stray dogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/quyutRC.jpg

      >tfw you'll never shoot a shitbull with a french round made specifically to shoot dogs while riding a bike

      Were dogs really that much of a menace to cyclists back in the day?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently before 1890 its was common to get your bike robbed, but as the prices of bikes came down towards the end of the century dogs was apparently a common issue. I guess no regulation of pets and less control of feral dogs meant it would be pretty common to run into them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always have been outside a few curated Western areas. Go to a really rural American town or a thirdie nation and wild dogs roam in packs which have to be culled because they'll attack humans.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Had a fellow in my very rural area purportedly mauled to death by feral dogs, although it may have been that a local dealer sic'd his dog upon a robbing/deadbeat fiend. We do indeed shoot any unattended and uncollared dogs on sight. Some collared ones as well after a pibul attack on a calf. Don't dump your unwanted pets for some kindly farmer to take in. Desperate housepets quickly become starved and ravening beasts when the IAMS stops flowing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wild animals were more common in an era where urban areas were condensed and automobiles were nonexistent or not common. This was a time where dog catchers were an important profession.
        Veterinary medicine at the time was nowhere near what it is today, and it was largely dedicated to livestock and horses, although I’m sure some of them did care for canines.
        Back then; without cellphones, endless amounts of street lamps, no spaying or neutering, and a less endowed police system, cycling/being a pedestrian in that time period had their own set of dangers. It made sense to carry a small caliber handgun or rifle when cycling or walking to fend off against diseased dogs.
        Nowadays its idiots that shouldn’t kill even be allowed in civil society driving cars with no insurance and license on poorly designed roads that aren’t properly suited for cycles and pedestrians.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me that bicycle military units are peak comfy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >invisible soldiers
        how the frick did the nazis lose again?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          couldn't find the invisible ones

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never shoot a shitbull with a french round made specifically to shoot dogs while riding a bike

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By far the most important point in any car vs. bicycle discussion is

    >if you are fat then you are, by definition, homosexual

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2A
    Booyah
    >/n/igger
    Okay as long as it stays out of my way. Hope it shoots a pig or twenty.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait to see the tards rolling coal get shot by some goofy looking freak in spandex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you, the driver of that truck plays Black person music, tugs his dick to Black person porn, and wishes that he himself were a Black person.

        Shooting him would not only be a kindness, but a necessary service to society.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking this hard about Black folk
          bikegays not sending their best

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >truckgays acting like Black folk
            Keep deflecting

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're the one coming here to seethe and project all over trucks here, idk pal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a thread about cyclists. How did you manage to convince yourself that you were the topic of discussion, you stupid trailer park inhabitant?;

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a whole lotta projection there lil buddy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >immediately starts salivating about BBC unprompted
          How's the weather in St. Pete's

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They hate you but you are more than likely right about that driver.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no matter the distance, if I have to get somewhere I MUST drive
    >everyone else on the road is the real problem
    >one more lane will fix it

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cagers mad they're too fat to ride
    Maybe if you didn't use your 3ton murdermobile to drive 2 miles to Walmart every day you wouldn't be fat fricks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3ton murdermobile
      you are aware of the board you're on, yes?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because I live in south america every time I see two dudes on a motorcycle I think a robbery is going to happen.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You love to see it. Frick Karens in their SUVs and obese rednecks in their shitbox rustbuckets. I guarantee you the driver of that car got tax refunds and was a parastic negative contribution to society. The world is a better place without them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fat, middle aged, white women do that to me in my Miata. I don't know why, then I saw my sister drive her 4Runner. She straight up will inch as close as possible to smaller vehicles, throw her shit into an occupied lane, and so on. morons shouldn't be allowed to drive anything bigger than a smart car.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Miata
          What does your husband drive?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You cannot buy your way into manhood, and whoever sold you that truck scammed you on the premise that you could

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lol haha small car for gays!

            I hate how 2016 has encouraged people to retvrn to 2000s era ignorance

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >can’t handle the banter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tax refunds
        There's nothing wrong with reminding the government they stole a little too much of your money and need to give some back.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BikeBlack folk are the only people I can think of to use obsolete technology yet still demand everyone accommodate them. You don't see horseback riders demanding cities install horse lanes. If it can't do at least 35 get it off the fricking road.
    >BUTBUTBUT
    Buy a fricking 50cc scooter if you love the wind in your hair so much, gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound fat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound slow. Get off the road.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make me, fatass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              attempted second degree murder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are allowed on the road, dipshit. It's super common where I live.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Missing the point. Horseback riders aren't entitled buttholes and know to stay off main thoroughfares because they have a basic understanding of physics (car+horse=dead horse). Cyclists don't.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >armed cyclist
    How many extra points is that?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those "ooo, you have to stay this far away from meee" poles are fricking gay and exclusively used by the worst, most insufferable people to ever mount a bicycle.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk about cycling but today i had to bring back the kids scooter cause they left it on the trail and i rode it with my rifle back and NGL anon. amazing

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >114 replies
    >Maybe 6 of them are about guns

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unimaginable levels of seethe from people in cars because others are taking up less road space.

    really get the "why go slow when you can go fast" but I also understand that less people on the freeway make me go faster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >taking up less road space
      moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have it saved, but there's another video from that channel where a motorcyclist comes around that same corner, encounters a cyclegay in the road, and target fixates right into the back of him.
        One of the major problems with cyclegays (as opposed to cyclists that ride like they have two brain cells to rub together) is that they're so focused on legality that they disregard practicality.
        Is it legal to ride your bike on the Mulholland Snake? Yes.
        Is it a good idea? Frick no. It's a twisty mountain road with little to no shoulder and tons of blind corners that's extremely popular with motorcyclists and sports car drivers. Wheezing about how the traffic should be obeying the speed limit as you frantically try to pedal your bike uphill does you little good when you get smoked by a startled teenager snap-oversteering his MR2 into you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As a cyclist I hate cyclists.
          It's extremely annoying that everyone assumes you're going to act like a complete moron and yields to you constantly even if they have the right of way because if you don't take advantage of it you're wasting everyone's time and if you do you feel like a moron.

          >two well thought out posts from cyclists
          >height of carbrain dialog is "get in my way and I'll murder you with my car"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so I get that there's a cop car, but a double lane is such situations is just a suggestion, not a rule

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do American kids even get bicycles these days, or do they just get a car at 12 so they crash into the nearest tree?
    Wouldn't surprise me if lack of exposure is what led to this kind of autism over what is a very mundane mode of transportation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, mostly because morons and karens will harass them or try to hurt them. Kids may get bmx or mountain bikes, but responsible parents tend to take them to parks or trails. Kids just don't travel by bike. There aren't even any bike racks outside of my local school.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Weaver.

      wealthy powerful interests that seek to divide america have made everything tribal identity politics in order to sell products and keep people distracted
      why notice how you're being exploited when its easier to believe the librul coastal elite are looking down on you but never fear you can strike back at them with a new pickup truck THAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE and can make them cry delicious librul tears thanks to you driving it by them as they cycle that the nice man at noseberg auto dealers will give you a very generous loan repayment plan for

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a reasonable individual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /k/ino as frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your bearings greased. Keep the inside of your pedals greased. Trust me, I've worn out enough bikes (or, well, wore out enough parts it would cost more than a used bike) because I neglected doing this.
      t. autistic hunter who bikes to go hunting for some ungodly reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOL I hunt off bicycle as well. The spots I head to are small and accessible by path, so I strap the rifle case to side of bike rack and carry it vertically. Hunting pests w/ pellet rifle in state parks, rarely haul anything out and if I do it's small.

        I'm a cyclist and I generally hate cyclists.

        This, I will say here what I can't say to the faces of my friends who cycle.

        No, my commuting route does not magically contain the only good drivers in the world. I don't have horror stories of my own making because I'm not an butthole the moment I strap on that helmet. Respect other road users and they will respect you back. Learn what priority is, wear a hi-vis jacket, give space on the road, check over your shoulder and give hand signals when planning to turn or change lanes. Getting almost killed when you try to undertake a turning truck isn't heroic, it's stupid. Stop subscribing to the doctrine that picking fights or playing chicken with cars on the road will somehow improve things/the environment/your pet political theory of the month. Seriously, wtf.

        This. Other cyclists are the reason I don't hang out with cyclists. I don't know what their problem is but they're obnoxious af. I think it stems from a hobby where it's a mix of physical training + spending on bike to gitgud, but other sports have that dynamic as well. I don't get it.
        I knew cyclist that carried, many years ago; iirc they had basic slide-action stuff like Glocks carried underarm (the only place it'd make sense riding a bike) but I really didn't pay that much attention.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poverty swamp rig. Pulled from curb and repaired. Works great for what it's used for.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/BANmMBM.jpg

          Poverty swamp rig. Pulled from curb and repaired. Works great for what it's used for.

          Nice. I'm a small game hunter so it's relatively easy to hunt with a bike. But sometimes I worry about how big the game I get is lol. Squirrels are easy, no problem. Groundhogs are fine but getting big (10-15lb groundhogs here), next I want a fox or coyote...that's going to be interesting bringing that home. I need a cargo rack and a crate. PS: how did you make that rifle rack? Would take a lot of weight off my shoulders.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, carrying rifle on your back sucks, and break barrels are ironically even heavier than a firearm.
            The rear rack is a generic $20-off-amz model, bag is similarly cheap, but notably has metal D-rings on the back for shoulder strap.
            Originally I used a board with fittings on the rack, based on old mil designs... it was a waste of time and effort. Simpler was just hooking one of the bag strap D-rings to the bottom of the rack with a carabiner, and hold the top in place with a bungee cord. Pic related, but I carry it barrel to ground.
            I throw dead stuff in a plastic bag and into the pannier on the other side. Larger could technically go on top, but at some point (depending on your trails) I'd be tempted to get a small trailer, or get a wide front rack. They make front racks big enough to carry a milk carton, which should be enough for a ~20lb carcass.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, and note that using a "woman's" bike with stepover frame is desireable to carry rifle like this, since it becomes difficult to swing your leg over the back.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was also considering doing muzzle forward along top frame tube like they used to do on old military and IJ bikes but never really got there; it also increases how wide I need to keep my legs apart and an AR15 or 10/22 between the legs offset to one side is a bit awkward. I may have to try that rifle muzzle up thing if I can get the rack working. The D-ring thing can likely be replicated with some paracord, a piece of fabric, and some sewing on my bag. Personally, dead stuff goes in a game bag or surplus large pouch; the surplus pouch I found fits full grown groundhogs! ...Okay, one full grown groundhog, maybe a squirrel on top. Plan for fox or coyote is a marine (?) surplus rubber sack because it's a much bigger animal and it's going to be a lot of blood to deal with on an hour bike back if I don't do something about it. It's going to be a pain. And yeah I think weight that high is going to be odd, especially when it isn't on my back. Raccoon, fox, or coyote is going to take it up to 20-50lbs.

              Oh, and note that using a "woman's" bike with stepover frame is desireable to carry rifle like this, since it becomes difficult to swing your leg over the back.

              THAT must be why so many electric bikes are cruiser style. Easy to swing your leg over, no matter what you're carrying. Even men's bikes in black are cruiser. There's a guy locally who has one, lucky motherfricker. He must go at least 20 even uphill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >considering doing muzzle forward along top frame tube like they used to do on old military and IJ bikes
                I looked at that design and ruled it out. I can't figure out how anybody could ride a bike with a top tube 3X as wide. I did consider vertical mount on front fork but ultimately rear mount was easier.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was a(n Iver Johnson?) bicycle from the 20s or so, IIRC for kids, that had an option for a leather scabbard and a .22 rifle. Went in the same spot - or perhaps it had a wire stock that could collapse so it went under the tube - but either way I have never figured out how to put a rifle there. An AR-15 in a 2 pouch case MIGHT work, but 16" barrel only, maybe adjustable stock only (ie. no A2s), and bike frame size, brand, and style dependent. Real disappointing because I'd love something like that for the ride home. Making a wire 10/22 stock (or using one of those Polish made AK underfolder stocks a company makes for the 10/22) is out of the picture; the cheekweld on that sucks ass.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is another method. Basically uses water bottle holder, since butt is centered it’s out of the way of your legs. I don’t like it bc you’re pointing rifle up and forward always. Not safe and not protected.
                Horse guys carry it vertically behind them in a custom sleeve. Convinced that’s the way to do it.
                http://www.spokenfly.com/gear/gunbikerack

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's genius. I'd want something to keep the butt from jumping out (say, use that sling stud and put a strap over the stock and under the bottom of the frame, perhaps with a sling swivel attached to the strap) but otherwise very nice. Guy must ride rather flat back roads pretty slow, though; I don't see how his stock still looks that nice after biking with that setup! Mine would have scratches from my boots lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Electric bikes are actually pretty fun, especially if you retrofit a bike with some decent suspension.
                >Get used mountain bike off Craigslist
                >Obtain motor and controller
                >Ignore unenforced laws about power and put the most powerful motor/battery combo I can in it
                >Make other cyclegays jelly because I can actually keep up with traffic on surface streets.
                >Can take off road shortcuts easily, even if they're bike-only trails
                >Can still use gears because mid-drive motor
                >Pass lycragays going up hill with hardly any effort on my part
                >Enjoy the seethe about how I'm going to get fat because I don't choose to use my bike for exercise
                >Cars leave me alone because I can keep up with traffic
                >Have a good time all around
                >Ride my motorcycle if I want to go on the highway or drive my car if I need to carry something or the weather's bad
                >Have a good time all around.
                >Because I'm having a good time, spread that good mood around

                Only downside is that the battery takes quite a while to charge, but if you're using pedal assist, it'll get you a good 40 miles, which is longer than I'd want to ride it for anyways. I wouldn't replace a car with it, but it's good for saving gas if you want to go somewhere a few miles away and don't need to carry anything more than what can fit in a backpack.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only thing I worry about with those is the battery. Lithium fires are something else, though 18650s are safer than bag batteries. I almost want an outdoor fire safe for that thing. Or at the very least, a brick wall with a metal roof to park it under. Especially if using chinkshit parts. But it'd be a godsend to go hunt with one of those things.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, just get a quality battery and make sure you only charge it before you use it and you'll be fine. Most of the fires are from people buying garbage chinkshit and leaving it hooked up to the charger. If you're not going to be using it for a while, just run the charge down to about 30% and you'll be good.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did see Louis Rossmann's bike go up in flames which worried me as he's a repair technician. Though some of that bike might have been chinkshit looking back. Though I can really just run an extension cord and put a roof over it. My biggest worry would be that I'd mostly be charging it when I get back which is at night but honestly it should charge up between the time I get back (right now, about 5-5:30) and when I go to bed so I can unplug it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, and the other great part: it's quiet as frick. Seriously I've parked my bike in hunting spots and spotted foxes and groundhogs maybe 25 feet in from the trail after locking my bike to a tree. It feels like cheating.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, and the other great part: it's quiet as frick. Seriously I've parked my bike in hunting spots and spotted foxes and groundhogs maybe 25 feet in from the trail after locking my bike to a tree. It feels like cheating.

                I seriously considered converting this thing:

                https://i.imgur.com/BANmMBM.jpg

                Poverty swamp rig. Pulled from curb and repaired. Works great for what it's used for.

                to electric to give me some more speed and range, which would allow me to access more spots. But I've just about hunted out the area, and the ones farther out appear to be empty of game.

                That's genius. I'd want something to keep the butt from jumping out (say, use that sling stud and put a strap over the stock and under the bottom of the frame, perhaps with a sling swivel attached to the strap) but otherwise very nice. Guy must ride rather flat back roads pretty slow, though; I don't see how his stock still looks that nice after biking with that setup! Mine would have scratches from my boots lol.

                The jumping out could be solved by another bungee around rifle butt to downtube. But you're right, the more I look at this photo the more issues I see:
                > Forward facing rifle, sweeping pedestrians or getting hooked on stuff and tearing loose of frame, as stated prior
                > scuffing up the butt with your boots
                > getting entire action covered in dirt / mud / sand from wheel kicking up trash
                > rifle stock itching against bike headtube, ruining finish on both
                > more bungees = harder to get rifle loose from bike, and re-
                install it
                > more bungees = more rifle bouncing around in the frame, getting loose and being annoying in general
                TLDR if this guy actually did this, I'm betting he doesn't anymore.
                I'll stick with my rear vertical mount. It's worked on horses for years; vertical, rear of rider. Search up leather rifle scabbard... they are cool, but overkill (and heavy) for a bike.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A massive safariland retention holster for the bike is the trve answer.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not enough lights

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclists are road Black folk and do nothing but shit up roads and act like entitled whiny morons while wearing cheap poorly fitting spandex. They don't even use the fricking bike lanes, the c**ts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bike lanes are often filled with trash, leaves or random people who have parked illegally. Also, if you're in the bike lane at an intersection, odds are good you get hooked by someone doing a right turn. The safest thing to do in these cases is to merge into traffic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like most animosity, it comes from ignorance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my fricking problem. Get out of the road, /n/igger.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make me, cager homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bike lanes are often filled with trash, leaves or random people who have parked illegally.
        based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        omg leaves!
        pussy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok, you ride through this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I fail to see the problem. They're leaves. Ride through it, ride around it, ride on the sidewalk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If your vehicle is stopped by leaves maybe it's not suitable for a public road at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Bike lanes are often filled with trash
        Well, that IS where the cyclists are.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a cyclist and I generally hate cyclists.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. "Keeping your pace up" is not more important than the dozen fricking people behind you trying to get places they actually need to be in a timely manner. Stop on the side of the road for a whole 30 seconds or a minute, let them pass, and fricking go.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I will say here what I can't say to the faces of my friends who cycle.

      No, my commuting route does not magically contain the only good drivers in the world. I don't have horror stories of my own making because I'm not an butthole the moment I strap on that helmet. Respect other road users and they will respect you back. Learn what priority is, wear a hi-vis jacket, give space on the road, check over your shoulder and give hand signals when planning to turn or change lanes. Getting almost killed when you try to undertake a turning truck isn't heroic, it's stupid. Stop subscribing to the doctrine that picking fights or playing chicken with cars on the road will somehow improve things/the environment/your pet political theory of the month. Seriously, wtf.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whitest sport on Earth
    >hated by mutts for some reason
    ???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burgers hate it because they can't drive anywhere if it isn't a fat frick 5 ton murder TRUGG

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sport
      Here's your problem.
      Watching it isn't entertaining like Blackhoop or whack-a-ball and doing it yourself requires physical exertion, something that scares and confuses the american.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whitest sport on Earth
      exactly, it's a sport. and if you wanna do sport then FRICKING DO IT ON A RACING TRACK, NOT ON MY FRICKING PUBLIC ROAD
      i imagine you homosexuals won't be happy if some jackass brings his sportscar on public road and plows into your rolling pride parade at 200mph

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MY FRICKING PUBLIC ROAD
        Russian-tier self awareness.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but there's nothing wrong about that statement. He's entitled to use the public facility ESPECIALLY when he's using the proper equipment that said facility is actually built for (i.e a fricking motorway built for motorized vehicles)
          Cyclists, on the other hand, is preventing the proper use of said facility by being slow

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this sport isn't swarthy enough for me to relate to it
        Yup, I tell ya, if tyrone catches the ball 5 more times this season and makes my team win the big game I'll shave my head and let him frick my wife!

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride around on children's toys because they have nothing better to do are homosexuals. Yeah you have the right to do it, but it's still stupid.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does he shoot the cars behind him or does he shoot himself to prevent himself from experiencing going over the hood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got a Serpa holster with a Glock so I assume he has an immunity to 9mm at a minimum.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the workout they don't want you to know about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He says the gun calms down road ragers

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I'm on a bike with a rear view mirror, I'll let you pass by and signal you to do it. Just chill and I won't shoot at you.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gets ran over the picture.jpg

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that gets morons off the road. I don't believe in freedom; driving tests should be thinly-veiled IQ tests. Throw the losers of that system a bone by having public transit and segregated, grade-separated bike lanes. I live in a low-jogger city and biking is the easiest and fastest way to get around. Fully segregated lanes, cleared by the city in winter. Even before the lanes got fully segregated, it was faster than a car for anything under 2-4 miles. I own and use both, like any pragmatic middle income individual that isn't a self-sabotaging, all-or-nothing homosexual. Unfortunately can't carry, for the few times I've been menaced by thugs on the more poorly lit urban paths.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know this is a guy just praying for an excuse to start screaming in some confused old boomer's face while uploading the video to tiktok.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless he's got some sort of claymore that will detonate when I get too close, none of this will stop me from shattering his torso like a bag of Christmas ornaments when I clip him.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the hate for groups of cyclists that take up the road but a lot of cager rage is directed at people going 15mph on the side of the road
    If you are too moronic to get around those people you shouldn't have a license

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate then because no matter what you do they b***h. If you pass them they b***h because they get spooked by a car doing the speed limit and then cry to the government to ban fricking cars because they're scared of getting hit.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    motorists AND cyclists are all gays. the day of the rope is coming

    t. rollerblader

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They repo'd your Miata, didn't they?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        watching taliban roller policing with this song as the soundtrack is a vibe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a fellow fruitbooter, cyclec**t, and motohomo, I think u r gay

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that his gun wont help him when I plow into his behind with my big mack truck.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest?

    I had no problems with cyclists before it became a deeply politicized issue and some cyclists started being buttholes on purpose because of
    >teeheee, cagie, I got the same right of way, you can't do shit, deal with it

    I did sometimes yell at bikers who used the road altough there was a good bike lane next to it but I didn't get angry against all cyclists. Shit, I was a cyclist for my entire childhood before I got a driver's license.

    But just as with so many other things the tone has become increasingly aggressive. I find that too many cyclists ride like absolute suicidal morons, just as if they wanted a car-bike-crash so they can be like
    >see, see, told you, it's the cagies

    I'm a defensive driver. Some people even say I drive like my own grandma. But I'm rather scared that I still might have an accident with such a cyclist and get blamed although it was his fault.
    That's why I wish cyclists were banned away from motor vehicle roads and had to drive on their very own lanes. Every other road user has to have a license as proof that he learned the basic rules of the roads. Only cyclists can ride the road without such a thing. And that's more than obvious looking how a lot of them behave.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I had no problems with cyclists before it became a deeply politicized issue and some cyclists started being buttholes on purpose
      Who modifies their vehicles to belch black smoke, cyclists or drivers? This will tell you who politicized it.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see bicyclist get hit after ignoring traffic signals
    >just keep going, I don't want my Five Guys to get cold
    Not my problem.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ride a bike, in philly.
    >don't feel compelled to do this wierdo dogshit.
    this dude's a dork and a wuss.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't 'ate cyclists just don't like 'em is all
    love me bikers though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bashed that nonce he did

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolute homosexual for wearing a helmet.
    If you're so afraid of death just stay at home cuddled in blankets.
    The only excuse for wearing a helmet on a bike is:
    - extreme sport (stunts, downhill) where accidents are common
    - living in an unfortunate place where you are forced to wear a helmet
    that's it. Anything else shows you're an emasculated homosexual.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno why zombiepocalypse flicks never have the characters using bikes? I guess because it would look gay despite the obvious utility of bikes.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello /k/ommandos. I heard that half of you are feds and that the other half are trannies and poopdick homosexuals. Is there any truth to this?

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, the extensions people go to not be mundane while achieving nothing extraordinary

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