What are you doing to prep for the inevtable food shortages?

What are you doing to prep for the inevtable food shortages?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eating bugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Señor de Basado

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hakuna Matata was a 90s psychic prep for bug eating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah like Ethiopia, they are getting swarmed right now
      https://www.brighteon.com/0ccf7078-fdf5-44e6-8245-237707ed4383
      You got all that space in Mexico, how about some refugees

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna steal his bugs

      https://i.imgur.com/pOtpLoC.jpg

      growing potatoes

      I'm gonna eat his potatoes

      Getting fatter

      I'm gonna eat him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mucho basado

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Se acavo…

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    growing potatoes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boil 'em
      mash 'em

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stick em in a israelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jews are poison flesh. Perhaps only good for fertiliser, if that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i prefer frying 😀

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are those made in a airfryer ? If yes, how much oil do you really need to use ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You've got yours alot closer together than mine. Is that how you're supposed to do it? This is my first time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Noice tatos mate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woah bro. That will feed you for years!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting fatter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fat

      You know it's going to be 10 times worse for fatties having their food supplies all of a sudden just cut off.
      Your fat bodies aren't going to cope. You need to be more like Nancy. That b***h could live on the smell of an oily rag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, fatties can drink electrolytes and live for a year. Get fat, c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is true.

          Google "Angus Barbieri" for the story of a dude who fasted for 382 days.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's so fat in the first picture that he looks deracinated, like the Amerimutt. His eyes look chinky from all the fat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              those are the mirthful eyes of the food shortage survivor, before and after watching weightlets drop like flies around him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cucumbers have electrolytes. people look into sport drinks and overpriced supplements when all you need is a vegetable lol.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you dont want to be a complete fatass, but you also dont want to be a complete musclehead. The situation you just presented is actually only true for muscleheads because they wont be able to get enough calories to sustain their unnatural bodies. Their bodies will literally start to cannibalize themselves because their metabolism is so high from the unnatural, excess muscle. Fatties will be better off because bodies start to eat fat before it eats your muscle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >actually only true for muscleheads
          Wrong, so fricking wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sweet argument bro, you totally owned me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            explain how its wrong you frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is some next level cope, fatty. There is no situation where a non roiding fit person is less equipped to survive than an obese lard ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll eat Nancy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll eat Nancy
          >only good for bone broth
          Sounds like an underwhelming dinner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've got a ton of food and water stored, but if it runs out I won't need to seek out calories, I'm literally wearing hundreds of thousands of them.

      SHTF is just gonna be me in my apartment surrounded by guns and books catching up on my reading by candlelight and occasionally listening to my handcrank radio for any news or updates.

      Gonna be comfy as shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm literally wearing hundreds of thousands of them.
        Yeah that's not how that works.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally how it works, moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/who-would-die-first-of-starvation-a-fat-or-a-thin-person/amp/
        Here you go amerifats.
        Enjoy the heart attack when you starve to death.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based, make sure you keep up with your vitamins. Think slow glide, not a crash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try getting in shape instead, Snorlax

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Locating local preppers and planning raids

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    still would, reminds me of one of my friends mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's aged poorly from bad diet and the extreme radiation of california's sunshine. Her skin lacks the proper amount of melanin to counteract the effects, causing signs of aging to appear at an earlier age. Her vaccination status is also probably a factor in her looking like Smeegle from Lord of the fricking Rings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They won't even need to recast her if they ever want to show them all grown up an older.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No her and her real life boyfriend (the guy that plays Jonathan) are drug addicts
        A few years ago he got busted for having cocaine and there was talk about him being banned from the United States but that never happened
        She looked best in season one and now she is like the girl Pam from meet the fockers who ruined her looks from her drug use

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, what's up with cocaine ? Why are people so desperate about it ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's for people that have burnt out their pleasure centers of their brains. They do blow to take it to the next level, burn it out there then the only thing after that is opiates. A lot of people who die of erotic asphyxiation are opiate addicts who can't sense the pleasure of an orgasm and they try that to feel a big O again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've done coke a few times, its nice. If I could afford it I'd probably do it every day too. Its nothing spectacular and there are way better highs than coke can give, but its a very pleasurable experience and it just makes everything better. Thats why everybody and their mothers were doing it during the entire 19th and 20th centuries. Its also "relatively" safe if youre not a moronic person who does way too much too often.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Terrible advice. I did coke for about 6 months and it utterly and permanently destroyed the inside of my nose forever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didnt give any advice you moron. I also said its relatively safe if you don't do too much too often, which you very clearly did. Youre exactly the type of person that cocaine is not for. have a nice day moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why you put it in your ass anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              For the price its utterly garbage, there are way better drugs out there that are more fun, less harming to the body and not as expensive. Examples like lsd, shrooms, salvia, amphetamines.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I did salvia twice and it was the most intense high I have ever experienced, more so than mushrooms or lsd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                try it on shrooms or lsd sometime, it's
                fricking amazing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have no desire to revisit salvia my dude. I only did it a second time looking for a different experience and it was almost the exact same hell trip.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I agree, amphetamines are way more euphoric than cocaine. But I do like how cocaine doesn't give me anxiety at all, it only makes me feel confident and strong. Amps, even pure adderall not mixed with shit, get me jittery and anxious. Cocaine just gives me a calm, clean high.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No clue. Heard it smells good though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope she's not a dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Her skin lacks the proper amount of melanin to counteract the effects
        I honeslty believe that the solution here is for her to get more melanin-laden DNA in her body.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being sex trafficked can do that to you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh god

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fat

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People in the first world will have to pay a bit more for food. That's it. It's mainly the people in sub-Saharan Africa who are truly fricked. 300-400 million will die of starvation within the next couple years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk have pissed of everyone enough that I don't think there'll be a "we are the world" this time...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fingers crossed that it'll turn out to be 500 million+

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk willl just invade Europe more, trust ze plan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*GlobalistMarxist parasites*~~ & self-hating Cuckboys/Feminists will steal even MORE of White people tax-money and send it to Black folk!

      "The total amount of aid donated in 2017 by the 30 DAC members to developing countries reached a high of $163.6 billion."

      28 out 30 of these top-donor countries are WHITE-founded countries!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buying more ammo
    >expanding my garden (realistically will only supplement my family’s diet, could never life off of it)
    >bought an inflatable zodiac and motor that I use to drop crab and prawn traps
    >can identify all the local good edible plants and mushrooms
    >have a decent prep including things like snare wire
    >identified friendly neighbours who are in the know and prep, we chat about things and I’m building a good support network

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ehh..

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently wrote and an essay about how "Stranger Things" is an allegory for White genocide. I will present an extract of it for you now:

    "Mike is an ineffectual sissy and a likely stand-in for Nordic peoples. William is hinted at as being gay, so it’s no real surprise that he is the first one to be taken over by the mind flayer. In light of their degenerate behavior with each other, Lucas and Max are sure expressions of Western insanity and also the Freudian “Death Wish”, especially when contrasted to the tense but normative relationship dynamic of Mike/ El/ Hopper. I don’t know what the frick Dustin represents. Polish people, maybe? I’ll have to get back to you on that one. Nancy and Johnathon are also degenerate, but because there’s no miscegenation going on there, we have to view their stupid romance and superfluous storyline in the context of the Western cultural revolution: women’s rights, sexual liberation, the emasculation of men, etc. All of it – ALL OF IT – is right there to see. Nancy needs to be the big, strong, angle-faced woman that solves every crime and breaks down every barrier, all while cheating on her boyfriend with an effete looking, socially awkward moron who, by the way, is so fricking emo he listens to the Clash and carries a camera around with him to spy on cool kids. I mean, I know they’re a couple in real life, but how is anyone going to believe that she left giga-chad Steve Harrington to ride femboy wiener? Maybe because she was plied with liquor and promises of victory by that israelite conspiracy nut? Actually, now that I think about it, that’s pretty good. Yes. Yes, of course! She was roped into to becoming a prostitute by a godless Semite, just like women in the porn industry are today! Nancy doesn’t simply represent feminism… she represents the failure of feminism – feminism taken to its logical conclusion! Nancy is a degraded porn bawd!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit not reading that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice schizo bro XD
      Also he was not giga chad he get beaten by "femdom" jhonatan

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fat, plenty of latent fuel. Longest fast I've done is 7 days. Depressed though so alcohol has made me fat and lack of care for future. I pity those who need 3 meals a day plus snacks in between. They'll lose their shit trying to maintain. Set up my ice bath using an old chest freezer (500L) and started wim hof breathing again to try and overcome my stagnation. Have half a cow I ordered from local farmer sitting in other freezer. Lots of healthy grass fed beef.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s aged ten years in five years.

    • 2 years ago
      william of /pol/

      It's what happens when you dont eat meat.

      Vegetarianism = Death

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with that guy?

        • 2 years ago
          william of /pol/

          that's a weird looking guy

          Ha, lack of meat.

          Is this a shoop? What the frick kind of body type is this and she looks like a 50 year old alcoholic chain smoking British dude or slag with thinning hair. Kek wtf

          No it's 100% unfiltered her from Glastonbury in England last month.

          Despite what some homosexual for a xTedTalk says Humans need protein from meat to stay healthy and fit. It is complete bullshit myth that we only lived on nuts and herbs.

          Greta looks like a chubby prepubescent 10 year old girl, a Downs syndrome moron, and a middle aged drunk man all at the same time.

          These women have sadly destroyed there bodies and health with this no-meat lifestyles.

          They'll be ill there entire life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a shoop? What the frick kind of body type is this and she looks like a 50 year old alcoholic chain smoking British dude or slag with thinning hair. Kek wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's a weird looking guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greta looks like a chubby prepubescent 10 year old girl, a Downs syndrome moron, and a middle aged drunk man all at the same time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Carbon! CARBOOOOOOON!!!! OH! OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Carbon! CARBOOOOOOON!!!! OH! OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH!

          KEK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Leonardo DiCaprio fricked the Hamburgler and they had a kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those are some nasty moobs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that "mmm bop" kid grew up weird

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, i don't care

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    taking advantage of my local food banks and buying what i can. just got 3 lbs of tobacco and 1500 cigarette tubes and 20 lighters. tomorrow getting a few jugs of bleach and vinegar and a thing of iodine, some jars of tang and some salt (iodized, table and kosher) and dried chilis. maybe a few things of tang/lemonade/gatorade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That reminds me that I also started growing cannabis last summer. I don’t smoke but I preserved a bunch and gave the rest away to neighbours. I just like the plant and wanted to try it and I figured it would be an easy way to do favours for the neighbours who get high. They really appreciated it.

      I’m a good neighbour because that’s who I am but since the pandemic I’ve been consciously cultivating good ties with everyone, identifying and categorizing them according to needs/wants/abilities and encouraging a good community feeling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        State Farm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most Canadians tolerate child sex grooming in their schools and public institutions. I'm afraid if I get to know my neighbours too much I'll be tempted to violence.

        I do the same as you. Plus make vodka and meat, eggs and vegetables and berries etc. Haven't given the marijuana out though. That's my secret weapon.

        Once pedos are identified you get them high and drunk before removal.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been saying this for a while. Chick looks fricking disgusting.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the food shortage is already here

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anny are you okay? anny are you okay? you're hungry but you're okay.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting fat eating vegans. Preparing my stomach for the dietary change to come.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By being 6 years ahead of normalgays. Learn now because if you make mistakes you’ll want to figure out solutions when shit isn’t hitting the fan. Take the beekeeping pill, thank me later

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exhibit A: A woman after the israelite has corrupted her.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stackin beans, deenz, bacon and dried onions

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated prep: playboy magazines

    That shit would be worth more than gold bro

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing , going to die peacefully

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eating people.
    Will be hard as i live in America so I guess it's back to breaking and entering while people sleep.
    Can't use your gun if you're asleep I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are Black folk such savage animals? i literally couldnt imagine doing that to my worst enemy

      • 2 years ago
        Anon Klaus

        >imagine doing that to my worst enemy
        Anon.. why not?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And now you know the difference between human beings and Black person monkeys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would only do that to some real vile people, like Soros, Rothschilds, Turdeau, Barbara Spectre Lerner, Angela Merkel, Macron, Bonniers, Robin DeAngelo and some more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His arm don't look so good, is he gonna be ok?

      • 2 years ago
        Anon Klaus

        Not good time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anon steps on one of my many bear traps
      >gets his butthole blown out the second I wake up from his screaming
      >is forced on dangerous levels of estrogen with the others who tried to break in or walk on my property

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you doing to prep for the inevtable food shortages?
    Pretending my repeated failed attempts at losing weight will eventually save my ass and convince myself that there really will be a food shortage, which I will get through by fasting instead of just spending a whole lot more money on food.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are aging like shit. What else is new?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would be super fine with just like 10 lbs.
    She sincerely does look anorexic.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    learning to eat people

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did she get a role as a concentration camp resident?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some women simply have HAG genetics.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat spics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat spics
      Would they be spicy?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is a quarter-ton feedee. I’m already stockpiled with all the food. The rest of you can starve for all I care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks, anon. how do I architect a wife myself? is it really as simple as letting her know you won't mind?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Listen well unto me, fellow architect, and I will tell thee the way of the feeder.

        It begins with an athlete. It must. You cannot do this with someone who is unfit, physically or genetically. Nor can you do it with a prostitute. You cannot paint a masterpiece on a canvas that already has paint on it. It must be blank. Clean. Waiting to be drawn upon. What is the perfect block of granite to carve your Statue of David? She is fit. She enjoys activity. She enjoys life. That last part is key. She will not just make a loyal wife, but she has the potential to truly embrace her nature as a woman. That is the key. A broken or maladjusted woman who hates life will hate the process. She will fight and struggle against instincts that an athlete trusts.

        It begins with the first grazing at the buffet. Her appetite will increase. Her libido will fluctuate with her hunger pains. Her body will undergo a second puberty as she fills out in all directions with fat, the metamorphosis from girlishness to womanhood. In this state, you may begin the feeding and caring process. Continually encourage her and take care of her needs. Reassure her that her desires for infinite laziness and endless food are inevitable and natural. Frick her like it’s her last frick, and yours, and fill her up from both ends. Double her portions. Feed her until she complains about it, then tell her she’s never looked better and offer her more. Rub her feet. Rub her belly. Massage every square inch with lotions, oils, and restorative powders. It’s all part of the process. This is a journey for both of you. Enjoy it. Some appetites come naturally. Others are taught. For the man, this feeding and doting is a natural appetite. It is part of your instincts. For the woman, it is a flavor she did not know she craved until you gave her a little taste of it. The good girl takes well to it. Teach her the appetites of the tradwhale. Show her the pleasures of being your tradwhale.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As she swells larger and larger, softer and softer, heavier and heavier, make sure you accommodate your artwork with appropriate accoutrements. As she grows out of her old clothes, encourage her to switch to sundresses, baby tees, and sweat pants, all easy access clothing items that also permit unchecked expansion and painless growth. Discourage the use of underwear for easier access. To avoid bruises, abrasions, and sores, oil or lotion will need to be rubbed into her skin, especially her thighs, stomach, and boobs. Volunteer your services, and enjoy the view. Spoil her enormous belly with kisses. What you lose in calories, you gain in watching her find them again.

          Convince her to stay at home and move as little possible. When she insists on waddling somewhere, go with her. Follow behind and appreciate the view. Offer her a helpful shoulder to lean on when she starts to pant and wheeze. Tell her how much you love her when she finally plops back down on the toilet. Bend her over the bathroom sink and prove it. Enjoy the greatest mark of progress with your art: being able to see and caress the pale soft bottom of her belly from behind as she bends over and presents herself, mewling for your attention. The visible-from-behind underbelly is a milestone. A beautiful soft vision poking out from behind the full moon. Indulge in some astronomy. Stargazing is a gentleman’s hobby.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            By the time she has completely accepted her purpose as your feedee, the whole system is largely self-sustaining. You are now merely along for the ride, helping to maintain the habits and behaviors you have set in motion. Years and years of gorging and napping, loounging and moonching, combined with your personal attention and constant enabling, has at least quadrupled the capacity of her stomach, and ruined her ability to know when she is full. Far from feeling pain when she is pushing her limits at dinner time, now her only way of knowing she has overeaten is the drunken and slightly hazy pleasure that being stuffed to the gills brings her. She no longer needs encouragement to eat herself to the point of needing to be helped out of her chair. Stuffed to bursting is her new normal. She can no longer discern the difference between too much and just enough. There is no such thing as too much. She is merely a vacuum for any food and every food all of the time. Obesity and yummy pleasures and idle luxuriousness, inexorably linked to happiness, contentment, and sexual ecstasy.

            Her brain, having marinated for years in fast food, your cum, and the pleasures that indulgence in food can bring, will have irreversibly changed for the better. She cannot go back to her formerly athletic self. She does not want to. She would refuse to do so even if she could. Her incredibly obese and beautiful body brings her happiness. Being fattened up and taken care of has fulfilled her basest and most instinctive needs as a woman. Your unswerving lust and complete focus on her has brought her contentment. She no longer needs the validation of the skinnies. She seeks validation from you, her husband. You alone are the arbiter of her sexuality. Her gain ends only when you say it ends, which is never. Her body is what you have made of it, quite literally. Her beauty is in the eye of the artist who brought his vision into reality.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And this is the true secret of the art of feeding. Blobwifeys are not born. They are MADE. The journey is just as pleasurable and desirable as the destination. There is no better slampiggy than the slampiggy who was once an athlete. Overflowing oceans of rolls upon rolls upon rolls, coupled with a volleyball player’s habits pertaining to staying competitive. They will serve her well as she learns the rewards of indulging in the instincts and cravings of a true glutton. She does not need to be taught these appetites. They merely need to be awoken within her.

              Feed her until she cannot move. Frick her until she forgets her own name. Fill her to bursting. She is a woman, and she will only ever know true happiness when she is Infinifat, stuffed from both ends with food and wiener. Her instincts compel her to devour everything in sight, just as your instincts compel you to feed her more. A perfect match.

              Be warned: architecture is not just a kink, no mere indulgence for lesser men or for unworthy fatties. To be a feeder is to be called to something greater, something higher, nay, something heavier than oneself. It is a holy rite meant only for the chosen few to pursue and to achieve. If and when I see you on the street with your prized possession waddling by your side, I will give you the based bro nod, knowing that you have achieved pure bliss in this life and the next. Amen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The visible-from-behind underbelly is a milestone. A beautiful soft vision poking out from behind the full moon. Indulge in some astronomy. Stargazing is a gentleman’s hobby.
            Absolutely.

            She’s a big girl.

            Yes she is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As she swells larger and larger, softer and softer, heavier and heavier, make sure you accommodate your artwork with appropriate accoutrements. As she grows out of her old clothes, encourage her to switch to sundresses, baby tees, and sweat pants, all easy access clothing items that also permit unchecked expansion and painless growth. Discourage the use of underwear for easier access. To avoid bruises, abrasions, and sores, oil or lotion will need to be rubbed into her skin, especially her thighs, stomach, and boobs. Volunteer your services, and enjoy the view. Spoil her enormous belly with kisses. What you lose in calories, you gain in watching her find them again.

          Convince her to stay at home and move as little possible. When she insists on waddling somewhere, go with her. Follow behind and appreciate the view. Offer her a helpful shoulder to lean on when she starts to pant and wheeze. Tell her how much you love her when she finally plops back down on the toilet. Bend her over the bathroom sink and prove it. Enjoy the greatest mark of progress with your art: being able to see and caress the pale soft bottom of her belly from behind as she bends over and presents herself, mewling for your attention. The visible-from-behind underbelly is a milestone. A beautiful soft vision poking out from behind the full moon. Indulge in some astronomy. Stargazing is a gentleman’s hobby.

          You are too powerful to be left alive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As she swells larger and larger, softer and softer, heavier and heavier, make sure you accommodate your artwork with appropriate accoutrements. As she grows out of her old clothes, encourage her to switch to sundresses, baby tees, and sweat pants, all easy access clothing items that also permit unchecked expansion and painless growth. Discourage the use of underwear for easier access. To avoid bruises, abrasions, and sores, oil or lotion will need to be rubbed into her skin, especially her thighs, stomach, and boobs. Volunteer your services, and enjoy the view. Spoil her enormous belly with kisses. What you lose in calories, you gain in watching her find them again.

          Convince her to stay at home and move as little possible. When she insists on waddling somewhere, go with her. Follow behind and appreciate the view. Offer her a helpful shoulder to lean on when she starts to pant and wheeze. Tell her how much you love her when she finally plops back down on the toilet. Bend her over the bathroom sink and prove it. Enjoy the greatest mark of progress with your art: being able to see and caress the pale soft bottom of her belly from behind as she bends over and presents herself, mewling for your attention. The visible-from-behind underbelly is a milestone. A beautiful soft vision poking out from behind the full moon. Indulge in some astronomy. Stargazing is a gentleman’s hobby.

          TFW no ex-athlete tradwhale to rub with lotion

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are out there anon. Go forth and search for the prize piggy that shall adorn your farm. I had to search far and wide before I finally found one worthy of my attentions. Many blobs and piggies went through my hands, and more than a few have fond memories to this day of being spit roasted by my wiener. However, the one and only true blobwife has surrendered her body and her life to me to fatten as I please.

            Have fun with the slampigs, but always look out for the diehard feedee who proves herself worthy of you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think I’m your wife

              Has my husband been doing this the whole time?

              > the Taco Bell
              > the booze
              > the skipped gym days

              It all makes sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As she swells larger and larger, softer and softer, heavier and heavier, make sure you accommodate your artwork with appropriate accoutrements. As she grows out of her old clothes, encourage her to switch to sundresses, baby tees, and sweat pants, all easy access clothing items that also permit unchecked expansion and painless growth. Discourage the use of underwear for easier access. To avoid bruises, abrasions, and sores, oil or lotion will need to be rubbed into her skin, especially her thighs, stomach, and boobs. Volunteer your services, and enjoy the view. Spoil her enormous belly with kisses. What you lose in calories, you gain in watching her find them again.

          Convince her to stay at home and move as little possible. When she insists on waddling somewhere, go with her. Follow behind and appreciate the view. Offer her a helpful shoulder to lean on when she starts to pant and wheeze. Tell her how much you love her when she finally plops back down on the toilet. Bend her over the bathroom sink and prove it. Enjoy the greatest mark of progress with your art: being able to see and caress the pale soft bottom of her belly from behind as she bends over and presents herself, mewling for your attention. The visible-from-behind underbelly is a milestone. A beautiful soft vision poking out from behind the full moon. Indulge in some astronomy. Stargazing is a gentleman’s hobby.

          By the time she has completely accepted her purpose as your feedee, the whole system is largely self-sustaining. You are now merely along for the ride, helping to maintain the habits and behaviors you have set in motion. Years and years of gorging and napping, loounging and moonching, combined with your personal attention and constant enabling, has at least quadrupled the capacity of her stomach, and ruined her ability to know when she is full. Far from feeling pain when she is pushing her limits at dinner time, now her only way of knowing she has overeaten is the drunken and slightly hazy pleasure that being stuffed to the gills brings her. She no longer needs encouragement to eat herself to the point of needing to be helped out of her chair. Stuffed to bursting is her new normal. She can no longer discern the difference between too much and just enough. There is no such thing as too much. She is merely a vacuum for any food and every food all of the time. Obesity and yummy pleasures and idle luxuriousness, inexorably linked to happiness, contentment, and sexual ecstasy.

          Her brain, having marinated for years in fast food, your cum, and the pleasures that indulgence in food can bring, will have irreversibly changed for the better. She cannot go back to her formerly athletic self. She does not want to. She would refuse to do so even if she could. Her incredibly obese and beautiful body brings her happiness. Being fattened up and taken care of has fulfilled her basest and most instinctive needs as a woman. Your unswerving lust and complete focus on her has brought her contentment. She no longer needs the validation of the skinnies. She seeks validation from you, her husband. You alone are the arbiter of her sexuality. Her gain ends only when you say it ends, which is never. Her body is what you have made of it, quite literally. Her beauty is in the eye of the artist who brought his vision into reality.

          And this is the true secret of the art of feeding. Blobwifeys are not born. They are MADE. The journey is just as pleasurable and desirable as the destination. There is no better slampiggy than the slampiggy who was once an athlete. Overflowing oceans of rolls upon rolls upon rolls, coupled with a volleyball player’s habits pertaining to staying competitive. They will serve her well as she learns the rewards of indulging in the instincts and cravings of a true glutton. She does not need to be taught these appetites. They merely need to be awoken within her.

          Feed her until she cannot move. Frick her until she forgets her own name. Fill her to bursting. She is a woman, and she will only ever know true happiness when she is Infinifat, stuffed from both ends with food and wiener. Her instincts compel her to devour everything in sight, just as your instincts compel you to feed her more. A perfect match.

          Be warned: architecture is not just a kink, no mere indulgence for lesser men or for unworthy fatties. To be a feeder is to be called to something greater, something higher, nay, something heavier than oneself. It is a holy rite meant only for the chosen few to pursue and to achieve. If and when I see you on the street with your prized possession waddling by your side, I will give you the based bro nod, knowing that you have achieved pure bliss in this life and the next. Amen.

          Well that's enough internet for me. Goodnight, lads!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She’s a big girl.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me and my small wiener.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not even close. She has potential.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/oJcQwFO.jpg

        >The visible-from-behind underbelly is a milestone. A beautiful soft vision poking out from behind the full moon. Indulge in some astronomy. Stargazing is a gentleman’s hobby.
        Absolutely.
        [...]
        Yes she is.

        This is literally degusting and deserves to be stoned to death.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If not for the context, I wouldn't even realize the first and fourth picture were the same woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know right? softness is now, bros.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he shall.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be a troony, the bobble-headedness is off the charts.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s overrated

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care, i'm rich plus have a nice vegetable garden

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is she ok 🙁

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eating the food all the preppers have horded for me.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll eat people, i'll make people soup. Now hop in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie literally a gorilla wtf

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just eat echidnas out bush, they think digging half an inch into the ground will save them, but I will stick a spear through their head and bbq them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have dark meat and aren't very nice to eat. Better than native hens though

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fatter than I have ever been in my life. I'm ready.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bless thee in the name of the Pierce, the Brosnan, and the Holy Based. Go forth and indulge, my child.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man, she hit the wall at like 20. She looks like some creature from Stranger Things.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there still going to be a food shortage?
    I thought they cancelled it due to lack of interest.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im not really worried about it here in the US.
    people have difficulty differentiating information. just because Africa or the Middle East starve doesn't mean we will.

    inflation of food prices and shortages on exotic foods will be annoying but that isn't the same as not having food in the first place.

    however it's always good to have a little bit stocked just in case.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching which of my neighbors unload lots of food but no ammunition.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She needs a sammich

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Growing corn, figs, apples, mulberries, pomegranates, potatoes. Rain water harvesting. I have a mountain of wood chips in my front yard that draw in a multiple flocks of turkeys a few times a day and plenty of national forest land to hunt on for deer.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine looking in the mirror, seeing this, saying "yep. my hair is done", and actually leaving the house.
    idc what you think about Gen X, our womens' hair looked better by miles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She paid some professional hundreds of dollars to do that hair anon

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The food shortages are for the Black folk so they move here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ziCdkv9.jpg

      I think I’m your wife

      Has my husband been doing this the whole time?

      > the Taco Bell
      > the booze
      > the skipped gym days

      It all makes sense

      I need answers architect please help me. I have been trying to lose weight for 4 years at husband’s gentle request, he asks me to lose weight but feeds me portions the size of his and we drink and get fast food together. I gained 20 pounds when we got together and 50 when we got married. He still fricks me like when we were teenagers. Am I getting mind fricked or something?!

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women need their fat 20% minimum.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Acquiring a taste for human flesh.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a fricking goblin? Kill it with fire.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy in bulk:
    > Multivitamins
    > Rice
    > Dry beans or lentils
    > Oil
    > Iodine tablets

    You’re welcome

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do a pranic initiation. You will learn to live of live force that surrounds us. It is called eating the light. You will never need physical food or drinks ever again.

    Search for pranic initiation.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stacking ammo. Makes taking food easy

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a high power break over pellet rifle to hunt rats and small game. At my work we moved to a new building in downtown Baltimore and the outside is infested with rats the size of a small cat/medium kitten. I got that and a co2 pistol. I want to shoot the rats but I don't want anyone to call the police while I am working

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened, she was so attractive in S1.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mental issues required to create such an abomination preclude it from being a suitable long-term mating partner
      Simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most americans can literally(I mean literally) live off their fat for a couple of years of genuine famine. And people call americans stupid.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loading my rifle, I was lucky enough to find out my one neighbor is a hardcore prepper. So all I gotta do when SHTF is go next door.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am keeping several elf/gremlin/gnome hybrids like right-pic in my garden. I will eat them. I call them "short pig".

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i live in a city and already go like 5 days without food. seems ironic, like im playing Alone in a liberal city, starving of food, female, social connection. if you just turn the water on that i'd be feasting in the country

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when are these gonna happen, exactly? I'm looking forward to the collapse.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird that she plays an attractive girl in the TV-series "Stranger Things". Couldn't they find a better-looking girl to have that role?!

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