Russian state TV advocates ‘training Scottish terrorists’
https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/russian-state-tv-advocates-training-scottish-terrorists/
>The video clip, which has since gone viral, features a Russian “expert” stating, “I do not understand why we do not train Scottish terrorists. I assure you, if we prepare 15,000 Scottish volunteers in Siberia, they will stop preparing Ukrainians.”
Can they pay them in smack? I am sure they can find 15k then. They won't get out of bed though.
Finally, the rightful Jacobite pretender will be restored to the throne!
>nonagenarian gay king
That would be a bit of a non-starter.
Hey man, the rightful king is the rightful king.
>The gay old king of Scotts
>He had 15,000 men
>They were trained and equipped by Russia, though
>So one HIMARS did them in
>And when they were up they were up
>And when they were down they were down
>And when they were full of tungsten balls they were definitely staying down
He just watched Braveheart
Damned evil misty jocks.
Fish white flesh, puckered by the highland breeze.
What's the Crimea equivalent for England/Scotland, HMNB Clyde?
What is up with Russian media and ridiculous supervillain schemes?
Tards propose tons of moronic shit, that way if the debate is moronic enough monke always seems smart in comparison.
Basically if you want to make it in either the Russian Duma or the state media you need to have some degree of schizophrenia
They purge and prevent anyone who might challenge Putin from running so its just regime jokers left. Even the opposition parties and communists. This war is like a girt to opposition parties, as they could be nationalistic and simply critique how the war is handled.
Anyone with 30 iq points less than you is functionally a child in comparison
Now consider that fetal alcohol syndrome is an epidemic there
I think you get the FAS as standard for anyone born there, kind of like a participation medal for turning up for the race. The poor impulse control, asiatic goblinoid race
more time for absurd foreign schemes which the man on the street can't debunk, and less time for domestic stories which are patently lies and can by debunked by any Russian with a IQ in double figures.
>and can by debunked by any Russian with a IQ in double figures.
So not likely to be debunked at all then.
Everything else is par for the course by Russian standards, and I know Russians hate the UK so much, but the demonstration includes Ireland...
You think Russians give a shit about innocent people being collateral damage in the course of their revenge fantasies?
This is real deal tho. Dont frick with the 100 megaton missile
Its complete nonsense, don't be moronic and think nukes will magically create a tsunami that large.
If you've met scots you know that dying in a meat wave on behalf of a foreign power is pretty much diametrically opposed to their beliefs lol.
And yet they still do it every time.
The secret is keeping them placated with fried foods, russia MIGHT be able to bribe them if they have enough original recipe irn bru but I doubt that
Reminder killing Dugin’s daughter was a warcrime.
What does that even have to do with this thread.
It also wasn't a war crime but a terrorist action (probably carried out by the FSB)
GUR wanted to kill Dugin to send a message that they can assassinate figures in Moscow. Dugin’s daughter at the last minute borrowed his car. She wasn’t the target. And if FSB wanted Dugin dead he would be dead. He is a loyal lapdog and Putin stooge who serves as a distraction and nationalist figure.
Killing propaganda figures is useless and Ukraine should stick to refineries and military targets.
Why did Dugin's daughter have the magical ability to age 10 years on TV?
russoid w*men age like milk left out on a hot day. Keep that in mind whenever any of the neo-judeo-bolsheviks use them for psyops.
They live in an impovrished state with high levels of domestic violence, smoking, herion addiction, air pollution, and alcoholism. They are also status drive so once they get money they get plastic surgery.
It was really funny and the best part is, more will happen
No, I am certain GUR messed up and they got chewed out for it.
How can there be warcrimes if there's no war?
special military crimes
Why isn't there a memri tv for the shit russia says?
MEMRI TV was created by israelites to expose raghead rhetoric. Why would they do that to their fellow neo-judeo-bolshevik, ~~*Shelomov*~~
>/pol/yp unable to comprehend metaphors
Everi tiem
Aww, is poor widdle ~~*Shelomov*~~ crying about his early life getting exposed?
https://youtube.com/channel/UCoAw0n5OyITkmejSCMfmnWg/videos
Did he mean the Irish or some shit?
Do you expect Russians to be smart enough to remember the Troubles? They are probably going off of the Scottish Indepdence Referendum that was held years back.
Aren't the main Scottish nationalist political party literal troony-loving globohomos?
Perhaps this Rasputin wannabe took a look at Humza Yousef and decided that Scots are basically Britain's Chechens and wouldn't be averse to a little state-sponsored rape and murder
> They are probably going off of the Scottish Indepdence Referendum that was held years back.
Yes.
First - russian talk shows are nothing but a bunch of clowns, payed to spout the most asinine shit possible.
Second - they need some examples of "international norm" regarding separatist referendums. Because they need something to point and say "see scottish and catalan referendums? crimea and donbass referendums were not our meddling, everybody does it! they didnt actually go through with it because central government oppresses them! just like hohols did oppress donbass and crimea! any day now! maybe some volunteers can help!". There will be no volunteers of course, there is no understanding of nuance - just superficial similarities, all in service of "ukraine narrative".
While that makes sort of sense, the assumptions you need to make to arrive to that theory are way too much for the average Russian's education level to wrestle with.
> the assumptions you need to make to arrive to that theory are way too much for the average Russian's education level to wrestle with.
Its not a one-off mention.
Catalan and scottish referendums were covered extensively in russian media, with all necessary talking points and comparisons provided to create an image of "crimea analogue".
A lot of you here were confused about screenshot in op post - "huh, maybe they meant irish?", because you hear about it for a first time. Russian tv consumers heard about it dozens of times.
For propaganda purposes they don't need a nuanced view, just
>wectoids did referendums too, and they failed
>we did referendums too in Crimea
>this is proof that wectoids also manipulate their referendums to hold territory
Which is why it's pointless sometimes you people telling vatniks that Russian elections are manipulated. They tacitly acknowledge that they are. The points that you fail to address is the false equivalence above
Same deal for war crimes.
Yeah russians are just a nation of fricking slaves and mobsters who project their sins onto everyone else, since the fact of actually standing up for something worthwhile or not being entirely corrupt is beyond their comprehension.
>beyond their comprehension
IMO they're not stupid, just morally bankrupt
they have no interest in the truth or being right, just winning
>nation of fricking slaves and mobsters
Isn't that just Slavs in general?
Other slav nations have an interest in westernizing themselves and actually act towards dragging themselves out of the pile of shit, which just makes Russia ape out harder and invade them because it passively destroys the lies they need to exist as a culture.
If you look up news stories about graft, embezzlement, and corruption in Ukraine and Russia, they seem to be pretty similar (obvious corruption from the very top of the political pile), both governments are keen to stamp it out, but both countries area alike in economic realities and political practices.
ffs forgot to quote
What happened between 2014 and 2019?
>Isn't that just Slavs in general?
I used to think that but the last 20 or so years have shown that most slavic nations (at least the ones that aren't Serbia or Russia or are heavily influenced by them) are slowly but surely and with deliberate intent making efforts to civilize themselves and drag themselves out of the mire of barbarism and stereotypes they've been stuck in for centuries.
They're still not perfect and many of them still have many decades of improvement ahead of them but they're lightyears ahead of Russia in terms of culture and etiquette. Some of them I'd even go so far as to say are actually quite nice places to live these days.
Pole only behave because they are more money driving than they are proud. They'll do anything a gibs. Even acting somewhat civilized.
Maybe they confused them with Irish? I don't know, they are absolutely mental over there.
It's not the 80s anymore, the Irish wont get back on board. The Scotchmen are still pretty dumb and angry though.
Frick off
>It's not the 80s anymore
Tell that to the Russians.
The Soviets wouldn't have done the invasion 80s though. They were a bunch of pussies.
They still are, they've been screeching and throwing tantrums and playing the victims the entire SMO, while attempting to massacre civilians. Should have spent those iskanders on military targets.
>what is soviet-afghan war
Still think we should have napalmed Dublin for their conspiring with Hitler to frick us over
I've had the misfortune of visiting that city, the world wouldn't lose much.
>turn up in Glasgow
>talk like a foreign homosexual
>get fricking stabbed
Giz some white lightning and we'll think about it
t. glasgowgay
>not buckfast
You've never even set foot in Glasgow, have you?
Like any Scottish regiment it'd have to be composed of 7,000 actual Scots, 3,000 Englishmen who are "Scottish", and 5,000 assorted Grenadians, Fijians, Tongans etc. to make up anywhere close to 15,000.
But the Scottish government supports Ukraine, lmao. This is moronic puccia stronk propaganda for domestic consumption by other moronic vatniks.
> "they will stop preparing Ukrainians.”
>Russians never talk about supporting Neo-Confederate terrorists storming the Capitol and putting it to the torch with Joe Biden inside
I just want my free AKMS man
aww dont worry little guy I'm sure you'll get to be a traitor again. Shall we sing some marching songs to cheer you up?
Scotland has even stricter gun laws than the rest of the UK, btw.
Foolish wecterner, the middle row isn't the same person, either!
Nobody can break their radio encryption similar to the Navajo.
>Recruit 15k Scots to training camps in Siberia
>Train them in military tactics
>Arm them
What could possibly go wrong?
>they will stop preparing Ukrainians
what does this even mean?
British will stop training Ukrainians if they have to deal with divisions of Scottish terrorists?
this is some very mild room temperature IQ thinking.
assuming because they can't figure out how someone might wish to peacefully separate everyone must be just dying to start committing terrorism the moment you get more than a few% voting for a separatist party
very much Czechoslovakia being able to separate peacefully because they are decent human beings. But the rest of the balkan getting fricked over by the s*rb russian worshiping moron