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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Human life has never been more comfortable.

    Just because you're a lonely incel doesn't mean the world is collapsing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The world IS objectively collapsing by any metric. The only reason you don't know about it is because you live in Canada under a Communist Despot named Castro. Go get another booster. It will be over soon (for you).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Godless heathen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The world IS objectively collapsing by any metric

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >most tolerant period
          >not collapsing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you’re comfortably balls deep in your dogs butthole doesn’t mean things are not collapsing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kys moronic propagandist, inflation is totally out of control people are waging more and more for less and less.

      Meanwhile the only thing governments are building is not infrastructure but enforcing agencies to oppress people more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Human life has never been more comfortable
      Pretty this was the sentiment in Rome at the end, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rome was war-torn feudal shithole in its last 2 centuries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ignorance is bliss for homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comfortable
      is that what we are calling it?
      being as deep in the cave as possible with more shadows than ever is 'comfortable?'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aren't you comfortable goy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhetorical question
      If incels didn’t exist, whom do you blame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the world will collapse but you are just a fricking leaf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based I love being a lonely incel. I can fart whenever I want, I can jerk off whenever I want, I can play video games, watch anime and movies whenever I want. I have no guilt of not having a Family because I tried and women said no. I win.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love being a lonely incel. I can fart whenever I want, I can jerk off whenever I want, I can play video games, watch anime and movies whenever I want. I have no guilt of not having a Family because I tried and women said no. I win.

        You left out the best part; naps. God I love the sensuality, the holistic healing power, the entertaining dreams that come with naps. Naps are so underrated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp
      I have more power at my fingertips than most kings did in history

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron cope. Your fat fingers looking up pozzed-israeli information on the internet is not equivalent to a King who commands nations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1950s
      >grandpa buys brand new house on a factory workers salary in his early 30s
      >has 3 kids and his wife stays at home

      >be me
      >go to school to learn technical skill
      >can only afford 1 bedroom apartment
      >having just one kid would bankrupt me

      >comfortable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he's a nihilist. Individuals are comfortable and can party while reproducing is impossible. He's enjoying the decadence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why it needs to be ended

      The comfort is only for the docile idiots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      12 year ago it was comfortable, but now blood river must flow to bring back comfort

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spiritual female elevating comfort to the highest ideal, the cause of all of our problems, besides israelites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >More comfortable than ever
      At least since the last centuries of the RE which is exactly why it’s collapsing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why don't you believe in climate change?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Let them eat cake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comfortable
      Weird way to spell fake and gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my tiny bubble is just fine, that means I'm right and all of you are wrong
      Leaf Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Since when does gaydeau post on /misc/?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol that's the best indicator that we're fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No place
      >No where
      >No when
      >No time ever before in history, has human life been as comfortable as one man lives his.
      >He was mistaken.
      >*Explosion*
      >John Dagon.
      >Crusader for comfort by day, gun for hire by night
      >"I'm coming for you dead man"
      >Starring Jack Nicholson as the Jackal
      >*Blinding flash* "ITS THE FINAL FRICKING COUNTDOWN HAHAHAHA"
      >Tom Cruise
      >"You know there's just no way I can let you frick my wife without you letting me watch you John"
      >"Yeah? Watch me Tom" *KAPOW*
      >Featuring guest actress Christina Hendricks
      >"I'm not like all the other chesty bimbos you've dealt with"
      >"Those weren't chesty. They were dead."
      >Action
      >Excitement
      >Collaboration
      >Desire
      >"CMON JOHN LEMME WATCH YOU FRICK CHRSTINA"
      >"Denied, frick off Tom"
      >Directed by Stoddven Howardberg
      >Soundtrack by the Three Degrees

      >John Dagon
      >Coming soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Canada
      Every fricking time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Je kankermoeder hoerenkind

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Been dreaming about McDonald’s breakfast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sausage and cheese McGriddles/McMuffins and the Egg McMuffin are great, and I don't care what people say. I was bummed when they stopped the all day breakfast, because the S&C McMuffin's were $2 and it was a good cheap lazy meal when I didn't have the time to make something better.

      Big macs are overrated.

      I've always preferred the double quarter pounder and filet o fish.

      Big Macs were a good idea that others made better, and the Big Carl from Carl's Jr. is a much better version that actually tastes like food even though it's still crap. Big Mac tastes like cardboard, but McD's does have better fries and soda.

      Beef is getting way more expensive, so they have to figure out ways of lowering prices. Chicken is still cheap.

      The problem is McD's is moronic when it comes to chicken and only know for their nuggets. It doesn't have a crispy breading and is just inherently "soggy", and the major thing is their "spicy" version is the absolute laziest garbage take as you need to have a spiced breading and not some homosexualy ass sauce you add to your normal chicken patty. Even Burger King learned that the hard way already, and their ridiculous sauce one was two iterations before the Cha-King. Yet McDonalds is still wondering why their no spice soggy chicken with some crap sauce if you want it spicy isn't selling. As a spicy chicken sandwich fan I want to make it clear; do not order a spicy chicken sandwich from a fast food place that uses a "spicy sauce" unless you do not like spicy food and are just trying to act a bit "wild" at the time...it ain't spicy and the only pleasure that would come from eating it is saying "I ate the spicy thing and wasn't even effected!!!!".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can you imagine typing this much about goyslop?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop trying to force this meme.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hes not forcing it. Maybe you should end your vacation and go back Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick 2 sausage and egg McMuffins costs like $8 now. I used to survive on the 2 for $4 deals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still remember the time I found out they stopped all day breakfast, and it's only because I got double screwed and just drove through without buying anything I was so annoyed. I needed to pick up something quick and easy to eat so I look online at McD's menu as it's the closest fast food to my house, and their 2 for $5-6 deal was still advertised so I figured I'd do that. Got to the drive thru and tried to order; got told "that offer has been discontinued". But you're still adverti... "OK give me a couple sausage and cheese McMuffins"; "we no longer serve breakfast all day". I just said never mind and drove away, and I've only went to McD's one time since....which was arguably even more a bait and switch slap in the face.

          Frickers had "try our spicy McNuggets" on the reader board and I like spicy chicken, on the digital menu they had a graphic advertising their spicy nuggets, but of course when I order them "we no longer carry those". Yet I get 2 regular 10pc nuggets for $5 because I promised the kid nuggets, and when I got home and gave them to him they were in fricking spicy McNugget promo boxes. It annoyed me so fricking much that I've not been back to McD's in like 7-8 months, and at this point I think they're literally guilty of running bait and switch with their promo deals as they always "just ended" it...at least the one near me does that shit and I ain't travelling for fricking McD's.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New McChicken just dropped? Life has never been better

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of fast food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are hundreds of thousands of three for frees in every state.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how the hell does a civilization with 60%+ obesity function? god damn ya'll are fricking fat fricking fat fricks.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I posted this the other day, most of the anons in the thread could not understand why this is important and why it’s such a bad sign.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you elaborate? Does this mean the goyim are gonna be getting clamped down on, killed, or at least not placated any longer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it means, if traditional methods are used; people are pinching pennies, ie; people have no money. As to why they have no money, that depends who you ask.
        Probably no one exact thing, but a combination of falsely inflated job numbers, an actual economic recession, the postal trade deal with China drying up (no more cheap shipping), combination of gas prices going up as well, people don't have 'spare money' so money is not flowing into China, which means less product, and the entire global economy runs on the US dollar, which is a very bad sign.
        Also, China DEPENDS on the US giving them jobs. If China has no jobs for their billions of people, Chinese get restless. It's a very bad sign in terms of "world peace"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you look at how the average person is spending his money over the last 6 months since the Ukraine crisis kicked off it’s not good. If you had a decent job and were living in a mid tier metro area earning about 3k a month after taxes with say 800 as disposable income after you paid for everything, after the crisis really you might be down to 200-300 bucks of disposable income. Gas prices have come down a bit, which is helping obviously, but the inflation in food stuffs and clothing is already baked in the cake, those prices are here to stay. Overall, the decline in factory orders in China is bad sign because it means that demand is collapsing which may mean layoffs are just around the corner. The average person cannot weather another year of inflation like we have just had, if you throw in a significant up tick in unemployment, things could get really bad really quick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >things could get really bad really quick.
          One can only hope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >things could get really bad really quick.

          As they are planned to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >as they are planned to

            However, that does not mean the situation will not work in our favor or that we should not still want that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the reverse bullwhip effect and it's not an impending sign of doom. The bullwhip effect was when everyone spent their stimmy money, then suppliers & retailers all over-ordered shit thinking sales were skyrocketing forever. Then they ended up with too much inventory.
        >christmas orders in august
        These would have to be orders coming from suppliers, getting ready. But they're all sussed out because they overordered last time, now they're going to underorder to be safe. Which will cause shortages this winter when spending is higher than they expect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Orders are drying up because the vaxxed are dying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simple explanation: people horded a bunch of shit during the coof because they thought they would never buy those things again like toilet paper or sanitizer. now people dont feel like buying shit because they have to offload the shit they horded the previous 2 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of manufacturing is moving to Vietnam and India.

    • 2 years ago
      Luiznon

      NOT AGAIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Credit cards in the US maxed out. Everybody on the verge of being kicked into the street. Consumerism sucks anyways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Credit cards in the US maxed out. Everybody on the verge of being kicked into the street
        100% shit is really bad
        lots of people living paycheck to paycheck now and many who were not living paycheck to paycheck before are now
        lots of people in very bad debt. its scary how bad things are. i guess we will see a spike in bankruptcy. chapter 7 is the best option for a lot of people
        hard to see things getting better here any time soon. really not sure how bad things will be come january. the election will be decisive. things will get worse before they get better regardless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It means people don’t trust doing business with China. They don’t trust the supply chain anymore. It took two years to find alternatives.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was in that thread!
      Saddest part is that we don't have any USA factories to replace that stuff from China. The rise of inflation has hit everyone, and now China feels it too. People just cannot afford to buy new stuff right now. Gas alone has made them cut way back on spending.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big macs are overrated.

    I've always preferred the double quarter pounder and filet o fish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 for 4 Filet o' Fish w/ a side of large fries and a coke and apple pie. Can't be beat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that costs $17 in leafland

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/eUlKGLz.jpg

        Not enough sauce. I want it to look like Elton John farted all over my hands as I eat it.

        Post lipids panel and wrist circumference

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based filet O fish enjoyer. I will say I at 2 fofs' in Bishop and damn it fricked my intestines up for days. Word to the wise.. be aware of the McDeez in Bishop CA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eats at McDonald's in a 30+% Hispanic city
          >gets dysentery
          what a crazy mystery, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You better have been hiking in sierras because there is no other reason to be in Bishop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I beg to differ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember how they were 10 years ago the fish square was twice as big as that pathetic shrunken shit now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Square fish?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is enough for lunch and dinner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big Macs are like eating a loaf of bread with some dressing, soggy lettuce and meat flavorings.
      Maybe a homemade version with similar ingredients could be good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      big macs are vile, too much bread with the shitty little patties and basedbean oil sauce that doesn't even taste good, DQP chads rise up, practically health food with no pickles or onions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no pickles or onions
        ahh i see you are a man of culture as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was younger I recoiled at the idea of a fish sandwich from McDonald's but I still remember the first time I had it circa 2002 on a Friday when I decided to throw caution in the wind and get the Filet-O-Fish McDeal. Was it life changing? I wouldn't go quite this far but it certainly was an eye opener.

      No, it might not be my usual or even a frequent companion in my car, but the Filet-O-Fish holds a special place in my heart. The soft steamed bun is like a heavenly pillow that holds a perfectly crisp and flaky patty of sustainable Alaskan pollock. The tartar sauce is impeccable with just the right amount of tanginess and the perfect creamy companion to the patty; it really does tie everything together. Cheese on fish? I wasn't a believer either but that slice of processed cheddar cheese, invariably perfectly melted like you see in the ads, is a magnificient addition. Possibly superfluous, I can't say for sure because I've only had one with cheese, but I have faith that the McDonald's creators knew what they were doing when they added it; they tend to perceive the gestalt of each menu item in a way that most of us simply cannot.

      I am a fan of juxtaposing textures and I concede that the Filet-O-Fish does not have a contrasting crunch to balance the impossibly soft steamed bun and generous helping of tartar sauce. But you know what? It works. God knows why but it works, it really does. I sometimes alternate bites with their world famous fries, refreshing every so often with an ice cold Diet Coke that cleanses my palate and readies me for the next delightful bite.

      For me,it will always be the McChicken. But when I'm feeling adventuresome or just want a change from the usual perfect sandwich, I go for the Filet-O-Fish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime a double quarter pounder is ordered it makes a cowbell sound in the kitchen, not even joking

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big macs are dryer and less tastey than 20 years ago. Everything has gotten worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Last ome I had was years ago and I was disgusted, didmt taste how I remembered in the 90s

      Beef is getting way more expensive, so they have to figure out ways of lowering prices. Chicken is still cheap.

      Beef done right it great if you can afford to raise it then pay a butcher. Plus you can sell some of it or give as a gifts or trade. i've been startimg to treat meats as a luxury anyways. Id gladly pay the premium instead of eating thatysterious slop that probably even has humans int it at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it’s all incels fault!
      Everything’s the exact same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in 2020 the fda issues new regulations regarding product packaging. essentially it stipulated that acompany can replace the ingredients in a product and not inform the consumer (ie update the label) as long as the replacement was similar to the material being replaced. The idea was to allow for shifts in the supply chain without causing undo expense in labeling updates.

      in reality, corporations started slowly adding more filler and lower quality materials to their products without informing the consumer, and with each replacement of material the quality of food has dropped more and more. we are now 2 years into this and these rules are still in play. companies are still intentionally degrading their food and not informing their customers of it.

      Also everyone switched to siobean oil in 2020 which is another reason everything tastes worse than before.

      >in the 90s

      is when they were using straight up beef tallow, the frying oil of the gods that 99.99% of people used (and therefore, your taste buds have evolved to enjoy) for the majority of human history. When the green vegan gays started their fake movement in the late 90s, corporations dropped beef tallow and started using vegetable oils.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is exactly when people started becoming grossly obese. It’s a crime.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beef is getting way more expensive, so they have to figure out ways of lowering prices. Chicken is still cheap.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough sauce. I want it to look like Elton John farted all over my hands as I eat it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lost, well done anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, is that the McCum? I've heard of those.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lookit that fricking goyslop!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want it to look like Elton John farted all over my hands
      I almost died thank anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mccumwich

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elton John gay joke

      Now I know your a boomer at least 25+ get the frick off my site you old ass moron, that joke wasn't even edgy or funny sooo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was funny. Get a job you lazy punk.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > be you, post family guy memes
          >be homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bruh deadass fr fr no cap
        Go eat some Tide Pods, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking zoomer thinks boomer cutoff age is 25.
        There’s some big brains floating around tonight, watch out folks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want it to look like Elton John farted all over my hands as I eat it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a happy meal today to get the pokemon cards. Ended up with a holographic growlith and a pangoro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your father would be proud.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A chick mac

    I’m hungry

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A plague of locusts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of engineers and doctors!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A can of Campbells soup is $2.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken with American cheese
    Nahh

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We hacked a preview

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a PrepHoleentoogay I hate this shit so much
      >hacking x (unrelated to cybersecurity or even fricking computers)
      >hacked my ex
      >hacked your mom
      >hacked when its computahs, but nothing at all difficult
      typing site:homosexual.com into a search bar is not hacking you morons
      >/k/ommando drills hole in gun
      "HURR HE HAXORD THE GUN ECKS DEE

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does McDonald's actually serve human flesh I wouldn't be surprised

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Human dna has been found in its meat. Im not shocked in the least.

      I'd be more surprised if anything good came out of this forsaken shithole planet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ya, there was a whole thing about it once and they hushed it up
      Jews probably do it
      meat was supposedly child meat as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that there's people ground up in it. It's that the creature they did grind up had human DNA.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it was a human probably

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only two for free
    >pathetic

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nasty, There is still nothing that can beat a home cooked meal or a good old fashioned cookout with family and friends. I think fast food was always targeted towards weirdos, perverts, Black folk and others with bad body hygiene by the looks of things. That shit is not only low quality and cancerous but it's full of phytoestrogen and prolactin not to mention none of it tastes or even smells good. Whenever I drive fast a Burger King or McDonalds, that fake lighter fluid and greasy smell makes me want to vomit just as much as the types that frequent those dumps. Black folk touch your food and didn't wash their hands after they went to the bathroom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a douche

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's right you memeflaggot pleb

    • 2 years ago
      Sage

      It's nasty as frick, you are right. But the early adopters were thin white people. Wonder what happened to them. hm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      McDonald's doesn't smell, but Burger King would fricking suck to live near as you can smell that crappy "smoke" like half a mile away. Fast food is targeted towards people who are limited on time and/or do not know how to cook...along with children who can tantrum their way into two or more people frequenting the restaurant as they aren't driving and paying themselves.

      Take your kid to McDonald's and get them that Happy Meal they desperately want that comes with a toy, then after eating make the kid tire themselves out in the Play Place, and when you get home the kid will likely frick off and play with that toy for a while until they zonk out for a nap. Pretty good tradeoff for a parent just interested in an hour or so of quiet alone time. A lot of people aggressively hate fast food, but I don't. It has its place, but I could never eat it regularly as I genuinely feel like I'm eating fake food. Cooking a burger myself is by far my preferred way to eat a burger, but there are times when you don't have the ability to cook and a sit down meal isn't an option. It's fine to eat fast food then, but, IMO, eat fast food as little as possible because it's not good for you.

      Can you imagine typing this much about goyslop?

      I'm just staying on topic and trying to have a conversation. I genuinely think fast food is trash, but it does have its place. I don't eat it more than once or twice a month, because I love to BBQ and generally am a "meat and potatoes" guy that likes to cook my own food. It does feel like you're just trying to force a meme like the other dude said honestly, because an appropriate response to me given your sentiment I think would have been something like:

      >Shut the frick up homosexual.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Popeye's chicken sandwich...
    Popeye's chicken saaandwich...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Popeye's chicken tastes like it's been marinated in fricking motor oil.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Governmental leaders are partying and blatantly flaunting their corruption, not carrying as they know the common man can do nothing against them. We’re at the bread and circuses phase as well as Nero fiddling while Rome burned. ~~*They’re*~~ going to try to keep it propped up as long as possible. But as the race that drove progress for the last 400 years is vilified and becomes a minority, the wheels are going to come of the bus. We’re less than a generation from the modern empires’ collapse.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Mac with chicken instead

    Just crazy enough to work

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people always getting excited about muh new chicken sandwich
    I really do live in a country full of Black folk

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

    One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

    Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

    I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >McChicken sauce packets
      I know this is a copy pasta, but I don't think there is such a thing as McChicken sauce. It's just mayo isn't it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's just mayo isn't it?
        yes. stop overthinking memes and enjoy them, they are silly on purpose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mayonnaise style sauce

          Now that is some old fashioned goyslop there lads. I would bet alot of money the 1st ingredient is onions based.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >struggled
    >to find a chicken sandwich

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Burger King did a chicken Big Mac back when they were selling their Big Mac knock off. I have never enjoyed a fast food sandwich as much

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The secret to a good McDonald's chicken sandwich is putting a slice of tomato on a regular McChicken.

    However, the McDonald's where I live absolutely REFUSE to do this. I am not sure why, the McDonald's in the US don't have a problem with putting tomato on the McChicken. So I am reduced to carrying a slice of tomato into the McDonald's to make this sandwich.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So I am reduced to carrying a slice of tomato into the McDonald's to make this sandwich.
      If only my damn tablet worked.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The based mcgangbang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will it ever be officially recognized?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the old fashion mcchicken i loved as a kid has always been good. i remember when you could get one for a dollar. people just prefer chik fil a cause most americans are christian and they hate gays

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot n' Spicy with Big Mac sauce is where it's at. Been getting it for years.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My fast food consumption over 27 years;
    >McDonald’s as a child due to extreme proximity
    >del taco
    >Taco Bell but only mexican pizzas
    >carls jr once
    >chicken sandwich from bk once
    >chick fil a
    >in n out

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    local black music ("hip hop and r&b") radio station has started playing this advertisement for what seems to be a payday lender

    this is the advertisement (the host of the morning show reads the ad)
    >do you need money for food?
    >money for gas? new tires?
    >do you need money now?
    >well call (company) now and get your money right
    >$500 to $2500 they got you. whether you need money for food, gas, or whatever

    this is a new ad they just started playing about 2 weeks ago. 100% a very bad sign. it is really disturbing.
    >do you need money for food?
    borrowing money for food at 250% interest is crazy. some payday lenders charge 700%. im just guessing this one charges around 250% , i really dont know what the interest rate would be on $500 that someone borrowed to buy food and gasoline

    they dont play this ad on the country music station or the 2 other stations i listen to. not sure if it is a black people music specific ad or what. bad sign regardless

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you mean 'armageddon', because the apocalypse (that's Koine Greek for 'revelation') happened 2,000 years ago.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mass food shortage, no gas, someone pulls up in a v8 with a hood scoop and states "I AM THE NIGHT RIDER!" Peels out shooting his shotgun from his car window at all the joggers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man frick these gays at McDonald’s. I wanted to do this with Big Mac and replace the disgusting “beef” with the chicken sandwich and these morons said they couldn’t do it. How hard is it do just switch the meat paddies???

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol it's just a corporate co-opting of a highdea where people who enjoy cannabis bought mc chickens and slapped them together. Same thing with mc doubles. But I guess the people with more money than brain cells will buy the chicken big mac just because the branding and "value menu items? that's what poverty people do guffaw" richgays might be likely to be like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just need to put McBitchin on the menu

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered why McChicken's are so cheap, I think they are like $1.39 where I'm at even now with the inflation, meanwhile filet o fish are expensive as frick despite being like the shittiest fish sandwich you could possibly make.
    I think I ordered one literally once in my life then saw them shits were like $4 FFS, never again. I could go to the frickin grocery store and make a better one for like $1.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is considered newsworthy when a democrat is president*.
    Don't think about shrinkflation or the bidenflation, goy

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not that. Their chicken has always sucked because they use pulverized shit and not real chicken breast.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those buns are closer to cake than bread

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "testing" it?
    they already released it here

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think mcdonalds uses cat meat for their "beef", its not normal i swear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably
      the smell has always been very distinct but i still eat that shit from time to time

      how go things in SA?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty nice, humidity is awful. don't live near the beach otherwise everyday you will be boiled.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't McDonald's deny using human flesh in its burgers. And the Queen has her own McDonalds as well as being the last known witness of missing Canadian children? Then there's the rumours that a staff member of Buckingham palace found human flesh in the freezer in the kitchen. What is going on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to order mcdonalds, but I guess not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s almost definitely a pile of shit stirred up by the bug and fake meat people. McDonalds has one of the most secure supply chains on the planet.

        Only real complaint is their use of seed oils.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they still use beef tallow to fry their fries?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not since the early 1990s.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Square fish?

          Didn't McDonald's deny using human flesh in its burgers. And the Queen has her own McDonalds as well as being the last known witness of missing Canadian children? Then there's the rumours that a staff member of Buckingham palace found human flesh in the freezer in the kitchen. What is going on?

          https://i.imgur.com/VBJH0xc.jpg

          You VILL eat ze McBugs

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Native advertising.

    Advertising ineptly trying to disguise itself as journalism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And posted in front of thousands of eyes for free on /misc/.
      Same shit goes down on the other boards too.
      Shit's disgusting considering jannies turn a blind eye to it.
      PrepHole. Free ad space since fricking forever ago.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just what Americans need.
    An extra serving of deep fried breading and an extra bun.
    Because we don't eat nearly enough fat and starch yet.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese should not be on the bottom.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not political you fricking flaggot. You fricking israelites ruin everything.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give your opinion here, I will reply:

    https://boards.PrepHole/pol/thread/391539459#top

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since it's fried chicken I suggest they name it the Nig Mac

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone please explain to me
    we've had chicken big macs in lebanon and other arab countries for the past 14 years, how is this new?
    what am i missing here?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did this 12-14 years ago. It was breddy gud.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    80% of humanity has been vaccinated. If even one or two billion people die in the next 12 months, that's gonna destroy civilization (and that's a good thing)

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE BIGMAC IS A MORONIC DESIGN
    NOBODY NEEDS A BUN IN THE MIDDLE
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The word “hack” has no fricking meaning anymore, does it?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >American cheese on chicken

    Fricking VILE.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > What are some sure signs of the impending apocalypse?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    down here in the south we have better fast food spots for chicken. bojangles, zaxby's, chick fil a and a bunch of other one's that do bbq as well. no way the mcdonalds big mac tastes any better than their shitty chicken sandwiches

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the same junk chicken but stacked twice with dead lettuce, reconstituted onion bits, cheese that’s not really cheese, and a mayo mix instead of straight mayo. Sounds uninspired.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the orginal mchicken was amazing back in the day when i was 15 during 2013 their food smacked but its crap now. they either changed there sauce or meat

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know fast food has never been high quality but lately it's inedible. Wendy's used to be at least decent but now i get a stomach ache from it. The chicken stock has taken a massive drop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll second that on Wendy's. Had it for lunch yesterday for the first time in about a year. It was just trash. I used to love Wendy's.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Buttermilk Crispy Chicken is perfectly a good competitor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bruh frick that stringy ass meat, the mchicken has the more tender patty and isnt all rough when toy chew it, taste better to

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The bowls of wrath.
    Vax pox, their facial necrosis.
    The coronal ejections causing drought.
    The biggest sign is it’s all literally happening right in front of everyones faces and has been for a long time.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water, food, and air being toxic. Everything that the vast majority of the population believes is untrue. The belief that illness is a deficiency in medicine. The fact that medicine exists for the well (this one is by far the funniest).
    Every faction in society being convinced that anyone that's different is the enemy (black vs white, man vs woman, left vs right, etc. etc.) Classic divide and conquer on a massive scale.
    This is not sustainable and will end in a so-called apocalypse.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep eating human flesh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep thinking that and take your meds. I feel sorry for you if you’ve never tried a mcchicken while it’s still hot and fresh.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just the quality of the chicken.
    Junior chicken? Fricking godly.
    Mcchicken? Tastes like chicken card board

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why society always turns into absolute degeneracy as soon as live becomes good enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mouse utopia experiment is real.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best option in McDonald is Double McRoyal with Jalapeño peppers. Prove me wrong - you can't.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

    One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

    Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like chicken burger tho

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