What are some beginner projects I can do around the house to make my wife not think I'm a piece of shit? I have some woodworking experience. Pic Related.
What are some beginner projects I can do around the house to make my wife not think I'm a piece of shit?
Washing the dishes. Takes almost no diy skill whatsoever
maybe you can start by working on yourself?
Pour out all her cereals, snacks, laundry soap, etc. into hipster mason jars and label them with masking tape and a sharpie.
>with masking tape and a sharpie
Sure, if you want her to know you're a philistine. You need something like picrel, and she'll be instantly wet.
Yes, this. Plus make sure to label everything "organic" and or "vegan" even if it's not. It'll make everyone feel better about eating it.
>"Mmmmm, vegan organic poptarts!"
make sure you cut the tape instead of tearing it. maybe round the corners for style points.
color code for even more Good Boy Points
what she asks you to do, and then make damn shure you finish it.
nothing that piss of a woman more than when guys say
>noo, dont call pro's
>i got this...
and then 1 year later whatever thing is half done or done so bad it barely works.
Make breakfast, prep the bull, clean her up after bull/s done nutting, re-engorge bull, clean house, make them a nice dinner.
Everything about this thread makes me sad. This is shit woodwork even for a beginner. Has your wife been staying with her boyfriend more than you? This isn't your blog, homosexual.
Carving board.
how was this setup, op? looks fricking miserable lmao
Whats going on in this pic. How is the right side being upported?
It's so I can game while relaxing in bed
Throw all that shit away if you want a woman to respect you.
Wow so you're not a total homosexual after all
>Throw all that shit away if you want a woman to respect you.
I miss the good old time when a few backhands would solve this issue.
Why the frick did we give women rights again ? Not like the additional taxes are actually used properly.
Fear =/= Respect
OP could beat his wife to the grave and lock her in the basement and he still would never be able to make her pussy wet so long as he’s a gaymer.
this is very cool OP you should invite me over sometime
but seriously, this is something that a 14 year old would dream of, least have the decency to not have this weird ass setup for maximum laziness. Your wife is getting weird nerd vibes from this 100%
Lmfao
I wondered what the rails were for
Now I know.
Great stuff op keep it up
Never let women ruin your fun
Do you have separate beds?
If your "wife" is real, you need to think like a woman if you want to impress her. Women don't think with the "yeah, but it works" mentality. It needs to be pretty for them and have finishing touches. Paint and trim would do a lot for your picrel. Add walls to the top with an access door so that the equipment is hidden from view. Add a curtain around the bed so light from the screens won't bother whoever is in the other bed. Add trim and paint and it will look like a built in from the outside.
Also, women don't want to know how things work. The longer you draw it out and the more she sees between project start and project finished, the less she will appreciate it.
Also, why did you build directly in front of both windows? Makes the whole job look like shit.
>It's so I can game while relaxing in bed
well hey it works for that I see, nice job
>What are some beginner projects I can do around the house to make my wife not think I'm a piece of shit?
Learn just a few recipes really well and get good at them, women fricking love it when you share the cooking. It's really simple too. If you pick a meal she really likes she will freak out. Then you can game all you want buddy trust me. This year I got good at puttanesca and if she ever doesn't feel like cooking I can make it in half an hour. It's not fancy it's comfort food. Random woodwork is not going to get you the same reaction.
>It's not fancy it's comfort food
I respected everything you had to say until you said this. Stopped reading there. Opinion discarded.
this, it's women that do the woodwork
you know
work on your wood
heheheheheheheh
woodwork, get it?
hehehehehehehehe
based madlad has screens pointing downwards in OP to watch shit while laying
can tell from the lights
i kneel
Not sure if I want to sleep in that
Why do you sleep in a child's bunkbed if you are married? I don't know everything but I feel like the ship may have sailed on her respecting you.
A spice rack
I'm moist just looking at that spice rack and i'm a guy.
That's really well done.
congrats homer
pretty good attention to detail
those look like pill bottles
astute eye anon
they are american
they spice they chicken with zoloft and xanax
So fricking hot, I'm leaking rn
This is incredible.
I’m not a Gaymer. I got stuck here because I moved across the country and had nothing to do and then saw some J Law pics. My little brother needs to thank me because he was playing that Warcraft bullshit in middle school and high school and I harassed him so bad until he cut back on it and was forced to socialize. It’s so depressing listening to gamer rage at 2am, I had a college roommate first semester who never went to a single class because of that shit.
make one of these for your wife
w-what does it do?
it gives her the upper hand, allows you to switch things up a bit
It hold a dildo in place, so your wife can frick her girlfriend like a man.
Are bicycle bearing belt buckles that popular?
Shelf frames in closets for more shelves
>cuck shed
Sand down all the furniture and repaint it with chalk paint. You're gonna need blister after she's do with your dick.
Throw away the curtains she likes so there's more sunlight.
Or you could do the floors setting tile, hardwood, or carpet. She doesn't know wtf is going on, long as it works for her and likes it I don't think she cares how much you fool her
build a bench and a shaded area, also build a garden section, put flowers and shit there
then just go sit there and invite your wife to sit with you for some minutes, no phone just look at flower, she might mention other stuff you could build, take mental note, then write it somewhere and start building that
also if there is something to be fixed, go fix it