I read a story from a Delta guy where one of the guys he was training with had a similar problem. He had some thick calluses on his feet, and when they went on a long as frick march as part of training, he had blisters form under the calluses, so when he took off his boot, the soles of his feet went with it. I wonder if that’s what happened here
he’s saying he wishes to be a part of a band of brothers that makes up an elite fighting unit of the western world rather than posting on internet forums
>Army >Can't even walk right or give their soldiers properly fitting boots.
See, that's one of the reasons why we need the USMC just like the French need the FFL
>It was clearly written by someone who was there
Most of those are just stereotypes mashed together with a military environment and some of those tidbits can be read and learned from elsewhere, like books and biographies of legionnaires (e.g., rubbing snow as a punishment).
>killing child soldiers >being QRF for dumb frick SOF. >beating villagers until the elders agree to something you don’t care about or understand. >suppressing legitimate slave rebellions. >bailing out blue helmets. >being the tastebuds on the tongue that lick the French and now EU industrial complexes butthole.
If you’re a tough son of a b***h who wants to kill whoever for money and free skills then go for it.
Checked. But in reality: >doing corvees until your eyes bleed in bumfrick nowhere, rural France >being a glorified security guard streetwalker in metropolitan France >beasting braindead 20something Slavs in Aubagne >bullying blacks with 20something Slavs while being a glorified security guard streetwalker in metropolitan France >doing coke of a teenage latina's breasts in Guyana while listening to nazi march music >dying under avalanche in Alps while training mountain combat
Checked. But in reality: >doing corvees until your eyes bleed in bumfrick nowhere, rural France >being a glorified security guard streetwalker in metropolitan France >beasting braindead 20something Slavs in Aubagne >bullying blacks with 20something Slavs while being a glorified security guard streetwalker in metropolitan France >doing coke of a teenage latina's breasts in Guyana while listening to nazi march music >dying under avalanche in Alps while training mountain combat
Fighting never ending 'totally not colonial' wars across the shittier parts of Africa in order to carry out France's Africa Policy (keep as many African countries as possible kissing Parisian ass).
mercenary tier army which is kinda based but unless you're some sort of criminal on the run, there's no reason to go into it because it sucks ass. shit ton of criminal slavs and africans and historially the FFL has been used as cannon fodder
40% Slavs
16% Asian
14% S American (mostly Brazilian)
12% Arab
12% Westerners (for English speakers apparently it's Brits, Canadians, Americans & Aussies in order how many)
6% African
I'd do this if I still had my foreskin. Being stuck out in all that shit and not being able to have a wank in whatever peace I do get because I have no lube in a desert sounds like just slightly too much though. Plus if I could find any I'd be stuck messy after.
Then your chances of being admitted are close to zero. The FFL strongly dislikes Americans and Arabs.
I have read a lot of books written by ex-FFL. One of the most realistic ones was Legion of The Lost, by American former legionnaire Jaime Salazar. In his book, he vividly describe the sense of adventure, the enriching contact with other cultures, his R&R escapades, and how he was intensely, universally detested for being an American. At one point of his daring journey, he realised he was gonna get assraped by his fellow legionnaires, and I mean this in the most literal way possible.
The American legionnaire realised his brothers in arms were literally gonna frick him up his ass. By this point he was getting constantly groped at every training exercise. So he deserted, as ALL Americans do.
>his brothers in arms were literally gonna frick him up his ass. By this point he was getting constantly groped at every training exercise.
You seem to be confusing it with the Russian army.
In Murray’s book “Legionnaire” he beats the shit out of a fellow officer for trying to rape a Legionnaire. He says he was especially angry because some other people wanted to demote him for being a gay but he defended him and said he was just “eccentric”. The Legion definitely doesn’t smile upon homosexualry.
>Murray’s book “Legionnaire”
Excellent book, in the traditions of T.E. Lawrence; Brit aristos write the best war memoirs >fellow officer
iirc Murray was an RSM or CSM at the time, the madlad >for trying to rape a Legionnaire
iirc it was only a drunken sexual advance, not actually forcing himself on the soldier >He says he was especially angry because some other people wanted to demote him for being a gay
For being a suspected gay >but he defended him and said he was just “eccentric”
Admittedly he was being particularly obtuse this time. Then again, that's what he CLAIMS... >The Legion definitely doesn’t smile upon homosexualry
This was the de Gaulle-era Legion though. What it is now, frick knows.
He got the black Keli from being first in his Corporal schooling. I believe that instantly promoted him from Carporal to Carporal Chef. There’s always closet gays in the military, or more aptly low IQ mongrols who need to rape something. But the Legion (and France really) is pretty infamous for employing prostitutes. And while there probably isn’t an official bordello on base like their was in Murray’s time it seems that it’s still commonplace according to the guys on Reddit FFL sub. Honestly it sounds like Salazar was just too much of a pussy to bust the jaw of the dudes who tried to grope him. Yeah it may have gotten him jumped but you can’t just take shit like that in the Legion. They’ll think you like it.
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>but you can’t just take shit like that in the Legion
Yeah, probably.
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Does every military follow prison rules or is it just ass end ones like FFL and the russian army?
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not really. That’s why i’m genuinely curious about how this guy deserted in 1999 due to a Papillion style prison rape. It just kinda doesn’t add up. FFL is made up of people from countries where gays still get stones and police turn a blind eye
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>made up of people from countries where gays still get stones and police turn a blind eye
And those are coincidentally the countries most known for straight dudes assraping other straight dudes. Funny how that works
Getting beat up by the african corporals before being forced to suck the slavic corporal's dick all the while you constantly have to look over your shoulder as everyone in your unit who isn't after French/EU citizenship is probably a murderer and/or rapist.
cleaning, living with sub 90 IQ Black folk and eastern European poorgays who think they are special forces. living in 60 year old accommodations that you have to clean and no privacy.
not getting sent anywhere other than some shitty UN mission or training on a Black person continent,
Cleaning
Why?
Cheapest way to keep you busy and following orders
Dying for Izzrael
Guess that homosexual should've changed his socks when he was told to
Thats a little beyond changing socks bud. Those boots arent fitted right to cause that in the first place
True.
holy frick
conscriptiongays want everyone to experience this
omfg
How? Had he never walked further than the bathroom before?
Sacré bleu
I read a story from a Delta guy where one of the guys he was training with had a similar problem. He had some thick calluses on his feet, and when they went on a long as frick march as part of training, he had blisters form under the calluses, so when he took off his boot, the soles of his feet went with it. I wonder if that’s what happened here
I remember that, its from "Inside Delta Force" by Eric Haney. Pretty gnarly.
I'd like to be INSIDE Delta Force if you know what I mean
not sure I follow, chief
he’s saying he wishes to be a part of a band of brothers that makes up an elite fighting unit of the western world rather than posting on internet forums
>Army
>Can't even walk right or give their soldiers properly fitting boots.
See, that's one of the reasons why we need the USMC just like the French need the FFL
>"nah im not gonna complain about my boots not fitting that's pussy, i can take it"
>one ruck later
I wonder what they taste like
REEEEEEEEE
Why has this never happened to me? It happens on the front bottom part
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Should've worn 2 pairs of socks
What the hell?!
So how do you avoid this? I've walked 30 miles in a day but that was in sneakers. Boots probably frick your feet up.
good pairs of socks changed frequently with a properly fitted pair of boots
Beatings, lots of beatings. Or so I have heard. I had a buddy of mine who joined. He didn't really enjoy it. Maybe your experience is better
Hazing yes, beatings not really. Maybe a gentle and friendly boot in the stomach when you really frick up but nothing more.
Do Americans really ?
getting sent to a 3rd world shit hole for guard duty and toilet cleaning duty
hau hau hau, la baguette
Hon hon hon
The French Foreign Legion is apparently fighting in Africa.
Lots of Kurva usage
I will always laugh at this.
Also very real.
...it genuinely has the ring of authenticity
It was clearly written by someone who was there, shitload of little details are real deal.
>lunch starts at 12:00
>lunch ends at 12:02
>It was clearly written by someone who was there
Most of those are just stereotypes mashed together with a military environment and some of those tidbits can be read and learned from elsewhere, like books and biographies of legionnaires (e.g., rubbing snow as a punishment).
That routine seems much comfier than what I was expecting. They even get free time.
Isn't that real in every military?
God that sounds good
Murder in exchange for money.
Bring yelled at in french. Enjoy.
>killing child soldiers
>being QRF for dumb frick SOF.
>beating villagers until the elders agree to something you don’t care about or understand.
>suppressing legitimate slave rebellions.
>bailing out blue helmets.
>being the tastebuds on the tongue that lick the French and now EU industrial complexes butthole.
If you’re a tough son of a b***h who wants to kill whoever for money and free skills then go for it.
Checked. But in reality:
>doing corvees until your eyes bleed in bumfrick nowhere, rural France
>being a glorified security guard streetwalker in metropolitan France
>beasting braindead 20something Slavs in Aubagne
>bullying blacks with 20something Slavs while being a glorified security guard streetwalker in metropolitan France
>doing coke of a teenage latina's breasts in Guyana while listening to nazi march music
>dying under avalanche in Alps while training mountain combat
coke of a teenage latina's breasts in Guyana while listening to nazi march music
SOUL
>those numerals
Checked and based.
There is a reason why 3REI (regiment situated in Guyana) is often nicknamed 3REIch.
all sounds pretty based tb h
Fighting never ending 'totally not colonial' wars across the shittier parts of Africa in order to carry out France's Africa Policy (keep as many African countries as possible kissing Parisian ass).
mercenary tier army which is kinda based but unless you're some sort of criminal on the run, there's no reason to go into it because it sucks ass. shit ton of criminal slavs and africans and historially the FFL has been used as cannon fodder
Slavs yes, Africans no. Replace Africans with South Americans.
In 2018 apparently:
40% Slavs
16% Asian
14% S American (mostly Brazilian)
12% Arab
12% Westerners (for English speakers apparently it's Brits, Canadians, Americans & Aussies in order how many)
6% African
I'd do this if I still had my foreskin. Being stuck out in all that shit and not being able to have a wank in whatever peace I do get because I have no lube in a desert sounds like just slightly too much though. Plus if I could find any I'd be stuck messy after.
>What am I in for?
The correct answer to your question depends on whether you are an American.
I am American.
Then your chances of being admitted are close to zero. The FFL strongly dislikes Americans and Arabs.
I have read a lot of books written by ex-FFL. One of the most realistic ones was Legion of The Lost, by American former legionnaire Jaime Salazar. In his book, he vividly describe the sense of adventure, the enriching contact with other cultures, his R&R escapades, and how he was intensely, universally detested for being an American. At one point of his daring journey, he realised he was gonna get assraped by his fellow legionnaires, and I mean this in the most literal way possible.
The American legionnaire realised his brothers in arms were literally gonna frick him up his ass. By this point he was getting constantly groped at every training exercise. So he deserted, as ALL Americans do.
That's what you're in for
That's because the French are max gay
Das rite
>The FFL strongly dislikes Americans and Arabs.
>arabs
>looks at France
hm
If France was ruled by legionnaires, then trust me it would be a very different country.
>his brothers in arms were literally gonna frick him up his ass. By this point he was getting constantly groped at every training exercise.
You seem to be confusing it with the Russian army.
>Jaime Salazar
>American
sounds like a spiclet my dude. Did he not speak spanish? Why did he not get in with any South American mafia if he did?
In Murray’s book “Legionnaire” he beats the shit out of a fellow officer for trying to rape a Legionnaire. He says he was especially angry because some other people wanted to demote him for being a gay but he defended him and said he was just “eccentric”. The Legion definitely doesn’t smile upon homosexualry.
>Murray’s book “Legionnaire”
Excellent book, in the traditions of T.E. Lawrence; Brit aristos write the best war memoirs
>fellow officer
iirc Murray was an RSM or CSM at the time, the madlad
>for trying to rape a Legionnaire
iirc it was only a drunken sexual advance, not actually forcing himself on the soldier
>He says he was especially angry because some other people wanted to demote him for being a gay
For being a suspected gay
>but he defended him and said he was just “eccentric”
Admittedly he was being particularly obtuse this time. Then again, that's what he CLAIMS...
>The Legion definitely doesn’t smile upon homosexualry
This was the de Gaulle-era Legion though. What it is now, frick knows.
He got the black Keli from being first in his Corporal schooling. I believe that instantly promoted him from Carporal to Carporal Chef. There’s always closet gays in the military, or more aptly low IQ mongrols who need to rape something. But the Legion (and France really) is pretty infamous for employing prostitutes. And while there probably isn’t an official bordello on base like their was in Murray’s time it seems that it’s still commonplace according to the guys on Reddit FFL sub. Honestly it sounds like Salazar was just too much of a pussy to bust the jaw of the dudes who tried to grope him. Yeah it may have gotten him jumped but you can’t just take shit like that in the Legion. They’ll think you like it.
>but you can’t just take shit like that in the Legion
Yeah, probably.
Does every military follow prison rules or is it just ass end ones like FFL and the russian army?
not really. That’s why i’m genuinely curious about how this guy deserted in 1999 due to a Papillion style prison rape. It just kinda doesn’t add up. FFL is made up of people from countries where gays still get stones and police turn a blind eye
>made up of people from countries where gays still get stones and police turn a blind eye
And those are coincidentally the countries most known for straight dudes assraping other straight dudes. Funny how that works
to the guys on Reddit FFL sub
A discharge
Getting beat up by the african corporals before being forced to suck the slavic corporal's dick all the while you constantly have to look over your shoulder as everyone in your unit who isn't after French/EU citizenship is probably a murderer and/or rapist.
No. By every account everyone, every non-American one, seems to do alright.
corporals
This ridiculous racism shit won't fly in the FFL. But it is mostly white, it aways had been. Just look at the pictures.
one second you are drinking home brewed booze on Corsica, then you wake up in France with a new identity
cleaning, living with sub 90 IQ Black folk and eastern European poorgays who think they are special forces. living in 60 year old accommodations that you have to clean and no privacy.
not getting sent anywhere other than some shitty UN mission or training on a Black person continent,