I had a great uncle who served on a Lancaster, he told me once that the most important thing was to NEVER tell the pilot you were on the shitter, or he'd start maneuvering.
This thing fills with piss so fast and then starts spilling on ANY turbulence. 1/10 experience if you're sitting near it. 9/10 experience if you're sitting far enough away from it to laugh at the people getting spilled piss on them.
PBY Catalinas of WW2 had a galley (a very small kitchen), a toilet and beds. The plane had good endurance so the crew of 12 could do long flights.
Pic related, mock crewman preparing food in the galley, beds visible on right.
Better view of the galley...it appears to hold a gas stove and two food lockers.
I have no idea where the toilet bowl is, but there's some small machinery spread around all over the plane.
It must have been an experience to fly this from one flotilla or island to another in the pacific sunshine, looking for enemy ships and living in this small, isolated war-themed world inside the huge metal monster.
My dad used to tell me a story that I thought was bullshit, but after I got on the internet turned out to be true. Rich guy traveled the world in a converted PBY with his family in the 50s. One day they landed in the Middle East. Got machine gunned by Arabs and taken prisoner. They eventually were released but the plane was a total loss and it's still sitting in a pond in the desert.
>Rich guy traveled the world in a converted PBY with his family in the 50s.
This part is very true, most were converted to passenger planes and some were even very luxurious with a shower, a phone (wherever that connected in the 50s...), a bar, couches etc.
My dad used to tell me a story that I thought was bullshit, but after I got on the internet turned out to be true. Rich guy traveled the world in a converted PBY with his family in the 50s. One day they landed in the Middle East. Got machine gunned by Arabs and taken prisoner. They eventually were released but the plane was a total loss and it's still sitting in a pond in the desert.
Actually, the article tells about the desert incident too:
>It was here that their dream voyage would turn into a living nightmare when the family and their guests were suddenly ambushed on the beach by armed Bedouin tribesmen serving in the Saudi Arabian army. Despite Kendall’s claims that they had hoisted their American flag above the pilot’s compartment that morning, the Bedouin soldiers allegedly suspected the Kendalls were Israeli commandos in disguise.
>Despite Kendall’s claims that they had hoisted their American flag above the pilot’s compartment that morning, the Bedouin soldiers allegedly suspected the Kendalls were Israeli commandos in disguise.
Early incarnation of /misc/?
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No. Hating israelites has been a thing since Jesus Christ
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But thinking every American is israelite in disguise hasn't
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Joseph Smith thought the natives were decents of israelites.
Not saying it was good, just that it sorta fits the mold. KanColle is another one of those "it sucks that [this stupid thing] got made and destroyed the market for [a much better thing]"
Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai
it's even the same director as GuP. The difference is that instead of being a sports anime it's actual mercenaries in a different world with weird reasons for the planes being there. I really like it, although the CG for the main characters puts a lot of people off. The dogfights become more and more ridiculous as the show goes on.
Glad I'm not the only anon who wishes they could live in a flying boat visiting random remote islands. Also totally unrelated but think about all of the cool/rare guns you could [redact] if you could land and take off anywhere.
i wonder if any madlads back in the day took a huge shit out the bomb bay doors when dropping their payload. it's so obvious the pun writes itself, it must have happened at least once, right?
>be kraut civvie coming home from 18 hour shift at ball bearing factory >hear buzzing in distance >search lights around town light up >air raid sirens blare >AA cannons going off everywhere >dive into drainage ditch on side of road an prsy to jesus >factory I just came from gets obliterated >buildings around factory catch a few bombs too >explosions stop >stand up from ditch and thank the lord I survived >get skull caved in by frozen turd
Most likely something based on a civilian air frame so things like maritime patrol, tankers and AWACS, followed by large transports like the C5 and C17.
Boeing 747
Lancaster was confy
Looks like it could've had targeting scope to drop poop as precisely as bombs
>you will never shit directly on berlin
I had a great uncle who served on a Lancaster, he told me once that the most important thing was to NEVER tell the pilot you were on the shitter, or he'd start maneuvering.
heared some russian jets have a kitchen have been looking for a picture of it for ages anyone got it?
I also hear the B2 Spirit has beds
nothing special
Crews made a point to avoid using that thing for as long as physically possible. Your asscheeks would literally freeze to it.
HAL Tejas
C130
What kinda modern 130 is this? I only flew on the old ass ones with a peehole up front
I think it's an extra removable/mountable one for Long flights with a lot of PAX. I've seen one on the J model for sure.
This thing fills with piss so fast and then starts spilling on ANY turbulence. 1/10 experience if you're sitting near it. 9/10 experience if you're sitting far enough away from it to laugh at the people getting spilled piss on them.
Thanks anon. I'm kaughing like a moron here.
PBY Catalinas of WW2 had a galley (a very small kitchen), a toilet and beds. The plane had good endurance so the crew of 12 could do long flights.
Pic related, mock crewman preparing food in the galley, beds visible on right.
Comfy
>you will never travel the world in a PBY Catalina with a cute anime girls crew
Better view of the galley...it appears to hold a gas stove and two food lockers.
I have no idea where the toilet bowl is, but there's some small machinery spread around all over the plane.
It must have been an experience to fly this from one flotilla or island to another in the pacific sunshine, looking for enemy ships and living in this small, isolated war-themed world inside the huge metal monster.
lav was back aft where the gun blisters are. Aft starboard side.
>back aft
>aft starboard side
...just say at the back moron
My dad used to tell me a story that I thought was bullshit, but after I got on the internet turned out to be true. Rich guy traveled the world in a converted PBY with his family in the 50s. One day they landed in the Middle East. Got machine gunned by Arabs and taken prisoner. They eventually were released but the plane was a total loss and it's still sitting in a pond in the desert.
>Rich guy traveled the world in a converted PBY with his family in the 50s.
This part is very true, most were converted to passenger planes and some were even very luxurious with a shower, a phone (wherever that connected in the 50s...), a bar, couches etc.
https://www.messynessychic.com/2014/04/24/all-aboard-the-flying-yacht-circa-1950/
Actually, the article tells about the desert incident too:
>It was here that their dream voyage would turn into a living nightmare when the family and their guests were suddenly ambushed on the beach by armed Bedouin tribesmen serving in the Saudi Arabian army. Despite Kendall’s claims that they had hoisted their American flag above the pilot’s compartment that morning, the Bedouin soldiers allegedly suspected the Kendalls were Israeli commandos in disguise.
>Despite Kendall’s claims that they had hoisted their American flag above the pilot’s compartment that morning, the Bedouin soldiers allegedly suspected the Kendalls were Israeli commandos in disguise.
Early incarnation of /misc/?
No. Hating israelites has been a thing since Jesus Christ
But thinking every American is israelite in disguise hasn't
Joseph Smith thought the natives were decents of israelites.
i'm pretty sure antisemitism predates christianity
>Hairy legs, how times have changed.
I wonder if she was pissed up and stuck up like in all those murder mysteries?
Eww why isn’t that b***h shaving her legs
I'm actually surprised we don't have a Gurls und Flugzeug or something by now.
We don't even have any new girls und panzer
Strike Witches kinda filled that niche I guess?
>Stupid leg-engines and constant pedo-bait underwear exposure
Frick no.
Not saying it was good, just that it sorta fits the mold. KanColle is another one of those "it sucks that [this stupid thing] got made and destroyed the market for [a much better thing]"
Men don't obsess over Anime.
I am sorry you are not male.
Castrate yourself.
anime website
Oh yeah, watching attractive girls in light clothing isn't manly.
Go watch your movies about burly dudes in skintight suits like a "real man", then.
leaveddit, tourist
Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai
it's even the same director as GuP. The difference is that instead of being a sports anime it's actual mercenaries in a different world with weird reasons for the planes being there. I really like it, although the CG for the main characters puts a lot of people off. The dogfights become more and more ridiculous as the show goes on.
Frick, that's cozy. I want to live in an airplane like in Porco Rosso
Glad I'm not the only anon who wishes they could live in a flying boat visiting random remote islands. Also totally unrelated but think about all of the cool/rare guns you could [redact] if you could land and take off anywhere.
Flying boats are cool but Jesus, imagine combining the maintenance costs of planes and boats together.
How long? Jesus. Food and beds? That’s at least some 24 hour flight time. Like how long could those bastards go for.
Considering they're flying boats, I assume they also spent some time just lying in wait, anchored at random unnamed atolls.
>Maximum Endurance: – Longest non-stop flight 31 hrs 45 min
We can go cozier.
Comfier even
thought the mannequin was set up like it's taking a piss...
>bending a thick biscuit right behind your mate
a380
>wallpaper
It's a blind, I thought
Damn
comfy
Who the frick would take a shower with airplane water?
VC-25.
wow it even had a shower!
>Ywn island hop around the world with a harem of sixties girls.
We need to go back
>shitting behind the co-pilot
i wonder if they do small talks
>so, *BRAAP* uh... how's the wife *PPPFFT*, kids doing well at school? *PLOOP*
I doubt you’d hear much of anything over four piston engines.
you don't need hearing for the smells
That's pretty typical in the military
interesting
>You can hold hands when it gets intense
"BLYAT YURI, THE RATIONS WENT BAD!!! PLEASE DO NOT LET GO, DO NOT MAKE ME FIGHT THIS DEMON ALONE!!!!"
imagine the smell.
>Fuel tanks: fullest tank
>Mixture: Full rich
>Flaps: 20
>Boost pumps: engaged
>Landing gear: down and locked
>Shitter: clogged
Landing checklist complete.
i wonder if any madlads back in the day took a huge shit out the bomb bay doors when dropping their payload. it's so obvious the pun writes itself, it must have happened at least once, right?
>be kraut civvie coming home from 18 hour shift at ball bearing factory
>hear buzzing in distance
>search lights around town light up
>air raid sirens blare
>AA cannons going off everywhere
>dive into drainage ditch on side of road an prsy to jesus
>factory I just came from gets obliterated
>buildings around factory catch a few bombs too
>explosions stop
>stand up from ditch and thank the lord I survived
>get skull caved in by frozen turd
>ywn Prarie dog it all the way to Moscow because they only loaded one shitbucket for the entire 13 man crew.
>What aircraft has the best sanitation?
A380
What kind of fricking toilet is this?
How am I supposed to take a shit in it?
By fricking levitating?
No anon, that is the sink. The toilet is the seat/bench you ee next to it closer to the camera. The thing flips up and there's a hidden toilet.
>hidden toilet
really gives a new meaning to "solid snake"
like solid snake of shit to clog your toilet lmao
the frick? do you take shit in your kitchen sink or something?
Toilet have hand grip and anus massager
very luxurious toilet
That's the sink, you're supposed to piss in it.
Doo the needful sir
B2 bomber.
An-255
Most likely something based on a civilian air frame so things like maritime patrol, tankers and AWACS, followed by large transports like the C5 and C17.
The US Navy N-Class airships.
https://hawkeyemicrosystems.net/files/books/blimpbook2ed.pdf
That looks like something straight out of Star Wars
I bet Air Force One Boeing VC-25 has all sorts of air scrubbers and maybe even decontamination features.
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