Weapons.

>Be me.
>Be bored.
>Decide to take walk outside to get some air.
>Discover old microwave door.
>think.jpg
>Bring it inside and screw a belt to the front.
>Find old saber in dad's closet.
>HAHAHAHAHAAAA

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's nice dear.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The microwave door may be able to stop radiation but will it stop a cat?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a fireplace poker?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely gigabased creative junk knight. Never be discouraged by those who hate fun.

    Also handsome /k/at.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cat doing quality control

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going to make an armor too?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person swings a pipe at microwave shield
    >glass shatters& impales OP's hand/wrist
    >OP rage swings the saber at said Black person
    >it's blunt
    >self same Black person takes it and launches it across the yard
    >takes OP's wallet
    >OP bleeds out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is with you tourists and you having black men on your brain 70% of the time (with the other 30% occupied by transexuals)?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black men
        Back to r*ddit
        Also why would one need a shield other than to defend against Black folk and Black-types

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has reddit on the brain too
          Yeah frick off leave.
          >why would anyone possibly like weapons and want to have fun running around outside with a sword and shield except cuz DA NIGisraeliteSPICS GONNA GIT ME ANY SECOND NOW
          You are brown aren't you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go ahead, post same
            >inb4 wow look at those clearly brown zoomer hands
            Try harder dipshit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Go ahead, post same
              Done. And in that case I'll revise my opinion and just ask you seriously, what the heck is your problem is anon? What turned you into such a fun hating jackass? OP never suggested this offered some sort of tactical advantage or was the optimal home defense or anything at all, he just started a "bored weapons" fun thread with a sword and home made silly shield. How did you immediately get from that to OP dying in a robbery, vs just getting out his gun in that case?

              I've made stupid things in the past too like a home made rocket launcher with an old pipe, estes rocket motors and old cherry bombs. I have no illusions about it being an effective defense thing it was just fun. I know people who do medieval weapons fighting larp and they're a hoot, they don't think it'll let them teleport behind a thief and defect bullets but they're fit and have a good time. I'd like to see more of anons fun home made stuff on /k/ no matter how simple and dumb, isn't it good to be actually doing real world stuff particularly for free?

              Thanks for posting gun though and correcting me on that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not reading all that
                You're mad somebody on /k/ said Black person, don't make it about something else. Take your reddit gun back to whatever sub you frequent

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah frick you you salty projecting zoomer. Hope you can stop trying to fit in so hard someday.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reeee I'll try to get the last word in and seem like i somehow have a high ground
                Nope, not this time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please for the love of Christ frick off back to your containment board you fricking sperghxnr

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not reading all that
                clear sign of attention deterioration which suggets that you are, infact, a zoomer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/zM2yrqQ.jpg

              >subtweeting outside of twitter

              [...]
              And which containment board would that be?

              https://i.imgur.com/DchN9jc.jpg

              >Go back to wherever you got that spacing from
              No, you shitworm
              I'm gonna continue adding some weapons to this weapons-related thread
              And OP is still gonna get killed in the streets with his glass shield, and his saber is no match for my 1907 pattern bayonet

              >the sperg is a phoneposter
              yeah

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rather be a phoneposter than a redditor

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re probably the Elliot Rodger type

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally who

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                newbie

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the zigger revolverpoor again

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you ccw with snapcaps? why are the rounds red?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutt's law

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to enter a thread that doesn’t bother me and get angry at OP for no reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to post a vague reply to seem like I'm over it but really I'm not I'm trying to seem cool and above the argument

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re steaming brother

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS mad over a sword and junkyard shield
    but why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >subtweeting outside of twitter

      Please for the love of Christ frick off back to your containment board you fricking sperghxnr

      And which containment board would that be?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to wherever you got that spacing from. You’re not cool and you’re seething over quality posts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Go back to wherever you got that spacing from
          No, you shitworm
          I'm gonna continue adding some weapons to this weapons-related thread
          And OP is still gonna get killed in the streets with his glass shield, and his saber is no match for my 1907 pattern bayonet

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is you’re a narcissistic autist that thinks we care.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure doing a whole lot of replying for somebody who doesn't care
              Think OP's shield would defend him against this?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based bug blaster. The big CO2 powered one that looks like a revolver is stupidly fun, if you haven't bought one. Just be careful about shooting things point-blank. My family and I have so far managed to take the finish off a cabinet, some of the texturing off the ceiling in their room, and the paint off a slat in a plantation shutter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a ukraine post

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meds

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah…

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MWAHAHAHA you win all teh internets, good sir xDD

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