Weaponize it

Weaponize it

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of venereal disease and infidelity that occurs has already weaponized it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention foodborne illness. Literally a floating Petri dish for norovirus. Why boomers keep this industry alive I’ll never understand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheaper than retirement home

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sea cruise on a 4~5 star hotel with freely avaliable services that docks in some of the world's most beautiful cities every week or so
        Yeah that sounds lame as frick, I would rather stay inside and jack off while browsing imageboards.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > 4~5 star hotel with freely avaliable services
          lol no
          just a Holiday Inn with Kroger-tier food served by Flips and Indians

          >some of the world's most beautiful cities
          Caribbean shithole tourist traps actually

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some of the stops are fake villages owned by the cruise ship company surrounded by razor wire to stop the locals from getting in. Dystopian shit.
            To be fair, I've seen some beautiful bespoke cruise tours online that go around Europe or Japan.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Perfectly fine with that to be frank, you can still enjoy the Caribbean climate and beaches without the getting kidnapped, raped, and/or murdered part the rest of the Island deals with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The amount of venereal disease
      .....old people frick on these things? Is it a mass wife swap?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old people
        Fricking hell you are moronic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          get a sense of humor, anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most cruiseships are boarded by families or couples, hardly ever by singles, especially females.
        So all the swinger couples, mostly boomers, board these ships and then use secret message and symbols to communicate with each other.
        The crew also fricks like rabbits, so expect the 5/10 bartender lady to get the captain's wiener rammed up her ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fill with inderpoos
    >dock in enemy port
    instantly uninhabitable

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weaponized petri dish of next covid/sars
    make port of calls to enemies cities

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you could use it as sort of single-use landing craft with a bit changes here and there.
    Better hope that the enemy does not expect that kind of frickery because sinking that thing would not require even hamas tier shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weaponize it
      paint it grey and throw a division in there bound for somewhere that has too much oil

      i's been done operationally

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we all know

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aye
        >Anal
        The frick?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Analyze, duh.
          X-Piratez is a great game.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It worth a play? I've enjoyed my time with x-com files, and wanted to do a different mod.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but arrrrgh x-com files is kicking my ass. You need to contain a cult to get Promotion III right? It's so hard to do the HQ missions at the Promotion II tech level

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think so? My version is at least a year old that I've just played on and off, so it might have changed, I dunno.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overbook at discounted rates for thirdies
    >replace all food onboard with warm yogurt, figs, rice, beans, and coffee
    >block off all restrooms
    >remove all lifeboats
    >point ship towards enemy nation
    >crank up heat to maximum
    >full throttle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget to rename it "Icon of Nurgle"

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5000 old timey cannons to level Caribbean resorts with a gigabroadside

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black powder cannons on every deck, hundreds of them, blast unsuspecting islanders to hell like its 1754

      20-deck 4000-gun SHIP OF THE LINE

      FIRE THE BROADSIDE

      Did we just become best friends

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black powder cannons on every deck, hundreds of them, blast unsuspecting islanders to hell like its 1754

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    20-deck 4000-gun SHIP OF THE LINE

    FIRE THE BROADSIDE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.0x10^-5 rate ship

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pair of .50s in every window
    sawn-off M115 barrels in the hull for broadsides
    couple nukes hidden in the ballast tanks

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fill it with pajeets
    >blast the heat on max
    >send it towards enemy port

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sick frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FMa3Gyq.jpg

      You sick frick

      >give them a full course meal made up chiefly of curry on top of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would turn the cruiser into a acid ball that melts the very land

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fill ship with Browning M2s. Two guns to each starboard room. Maximize dakka.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going at full speed I wonder how far into solid land it could plow through.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that i will be basically forced to buy an electric car within 10 years, while these smoke belching, petrol leaking, hyperpolluting destroyers of marine wildlife will still be allowed to sail freely makes me mad to no end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big time. Private jets, boats, and mega cruise ships do waaaaay more overall pollution than all the private cars put together. But we can’t talk about that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our cars don't have giant multibillion dollar lobbies protecting them from environmental laws.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean big oil probably wants us to keep driving.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just say israelites deserve to be transported in cattle cars you Nazi. It's inhumane to expect them to get around like normal people

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, this is a easily accessible information
        it's simply not true, even if you include ALL planes and ALL ships
        that said, celebrities that fly jets around the world to tell you that you need to eat bugs can go frick themselves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >74.5% of 24%
          >of that, nearly 1/3 is freight

          so 66% of 75% of 24% of carbon emissions are from private citizens' road vehicles

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >from transport.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big time. Private jets, boats, and mega cruise ships do waaaaay more overall pollution than all the private cars put together. But we can’t talk about that.

      Our cars don't have giant multibillion dollar lobbies protecting them from environmental laws.

      Just say israelites deserve to be transported in cattle cars you Nazi. It's inhumane to expect them to get around like normal people

      >morons still think it's about climate change
      your lifted coal roller truck gives you and everyone around it cancer from breathing in particulate. also, basing your personality around what car you drive and not what weapons you own is cringe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basing personality on what you own anyway is cringe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then post gun and car homosexual, otherwise stop crying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the most efficient from or travel you dumb shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, you don't "travel" on a cruise ship. Ocean liners used to do that, you can't leave a cruise ship if only for a few hours at the scheduled stops. It's the most mediocre, overrated, claustrophobic and unsanitary form of vacation imaginable.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the amount of disease on those its already a bioweapon

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow out the fricker and litter it with long range cruise missiles and one icbm as a treat.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are these things so rife with pathogens anyway? I never understood how.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ships historically had a lot of diseases due to poor conditions, lack of vitamins for those aboard, rotting food, and animal stowaways.
      Things have gotten better but you still have a variety of people, and germs, coming together on a shared isolated space.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're staffed by third worlders

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cram 3000 people many of whom are children from all over the place into an enclosed space for a week, have massive buffets open for the entire time, oh and they make periodic stops in tourist locations in the Caribbean. It'd be hard to come up with a more perfect environment for a contagious virus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bio lab hidden deep within - even if a warrant for a search was issued good luck finding it behind secret doors and tunnels. It gives you free reign to show up on the doorstep of a target city with a high population and unleash havoc. Delivery vehicles don't just include disembarking passengers but avianized strains you infect local gulls with. But I mean, you could also just walk out to a mall an aerosolize some randos too. Don't need to make it complicated or leave an obvious trail. But it's obviously more fun if you do.

      Traveling to new places introduces populations to viruses their immune systems haven't seen before. For some that's a mild cold, for others it's debilitating. Cram enough people together and the mild cases spread until it finds everyone for whom it could be debilitating. Massive opportunity to rapidly evolve, and then unleash the novel trained strain upon the next destination.
      When do I get my FBI informant pretend gf?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >free reign
        free rein

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Music is a weapon. I put idols on the bridge.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it as a covert transport for a Legion of Monsters. Ship them to New York.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the aids of the seas

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prison ship. Fit it with cutting edge surveillance equipment or something too so it can sail around and spy on shit while being impossible to blow up without PR blowback.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly looks to me like it could take multiple Storm Shadow hits no fricking problem!

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise ships are the perfect social testing ground. Imagine the experiments you could get up to.
    >remove access to food
    >remove access to fresh water
    >lottery system where 1 in 1000 gets a machine gun
    >voting system where every day the most popular person gets thrown overboard
    It's like a Fallout vault but with a water slide and slightly worse buffet

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    China already did.
    Over 300 lifeboats, amphibious assualt ship.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UFwQXgC.jpg

      Inside the chinese ferry.

      >thread about cruise ships
      >BUT CHINA MAKE FERRY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are cruise ships

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Generals once again proven to be prescient.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek
          if the Iranian-Houthi-Pally coalition chimps out and attacks China I would cum like a whale

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inside the chinese ferry.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 MT nuclear bomb on board
    Dock in city of your choice

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any FPS maps that take place on a mega cruise liner? I'm not talking about maps on yachts or naval ships.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the Time Crisis or SWAT games

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil Revelations

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peaceful civilian cruise ship of vacationing civilians in Straight of Taiwan. Threatened by evil american.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you have any idea how many VLS cells this baby is carrying?

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weaponize it
    paint it grey and throw a division in there bound for somewhere that has too much oil

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe people actually spend money on this shit

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fill it with third world shitskins and dump them on your opponents shores.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take the Starsector route. Collapse the decks, weld the bulkheads and just haphazardly slap a bunch of missile mounts to the sides.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah a graduate of the Iranian maritime institute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigachad starsector enjoyer.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nice long broadside
    >8 decks

    no need to think too hard about it

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise ships are the "what if we never left the the hotel" of holidays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Expensive consumerism.

      Stay in a floating hotel with restauraunts. Run by third world staff and with fewer regulations on the foriegn registered and flagged vessel. Bring family to rack up the bills. Cash isnt used, a tab is created instead so you can really rack up the costs without realizing it. Vacation mainly consists of a hotel lobby, pool, and restaurants.
      Go from tourist port to tourist port shopping in places that cater to cruise ship tourists, basicly outdoor gift shops. Have only hours to spare or ship leaves without you, buying trinkets.
      Pretend you have traveled the world and experienced foriegn cultures, customs, and ways of life and not just gift shops.

      cruises in a nutshell

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expensive consumerism.

    Stay in a floating hotel with restauraunts. Run by third world staff and with fewer regulations on the foriegn registered and flagged vessel. Bring family to rack up the bills. Cash isnt used, a tab is created instead so you can really rack up the costs without realizing it. Vacation mainly consists of a hotel lobby, pool, and restaurants.
    Go from tourist port to tourist port shopping in places that cater to cruise ship tourists, basicly outdoor gift shops. Have only hours to spare or ship leaves without you, buying trinkets.
    Pretend you have traveled the world and experienced foriegn cultures, customs, and ways of life and not just gift shops.

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