>sea cruise on a 4~5 star hotel with freely avaliable services that docks in some of the world's most beautiful cities every week or so
Yeah that sounds lame as frick, I would rather stay inside and jack off while browsing imageboards.
Some of the stops are fake villages owned by the cruise ship company surrounded by razor wire to stop the locals from getting in. Dystopian shit.
To be fair, I've seen some beautiful bespoke cruise tours online that go around Europe or Japan.
Perfectly fine with that to be frank, you can still enjoy the Caribbean climate and beaches without the getting kidnapped, raped, and/or murdered part the rest of the Island deals with
Most cruiseships are boarded by families or couples, hardly ever by singles, especially females.
So all the swinger couples, mostly boomers, board these ships and then use secret message and symbols to communicate with each other.
The crew also fricks like rabbits, so expect the 5/10 bartender lady to get the captain's wiener rammed up her ass.
I guess you could use it as sort of single-use landing craft with a bit changes here and there.
Better hope that the enemy does not expect that kind of frickery because sinking that thing would not require even hamas tier shit.
NTA but arrrrgh x-com files is kicking my ass. You need to contain a cult to get Promotion III right? It's so hard to do the HQ missions at the Promotion II tech level
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I think so? My version is at least a year old that I've just played on and off, so it might have changed, I dunno.
>overbook at discounted rates for thirdies >replace all food onboard with warm yogurt, figs, rice, beans, and coffee >block off all restrooms >remove all lifeboats >point ship towards enemy nation >crank up heat to maximum >full throttle
The fact that i will be basically forced to buy an electric car within 10 years, while these smoke belching, petrol leaking, hyperpolluting destroyers of marine wildlife will still be allowed to sail freely makes me mad to no end.
Big time. Private jets, boats, and mega cruise ships do waaaaay more overall pollution than all the private cars put together. But we can’t talk about that.
anon, this is a easily accessible information
it's simply not true, even if you include ALL planes and ALL ships
that said, celebrities that fly jets around the world to tell you that you need to eat bugs can go frick themselves
Big time. Private jets, boats, and mega cruise ships do waaaaay more overall pollution than all the private cars put together. But we can’t talk about that.
Our cars don't have giant multibillion dollar lobbies protecting them from environmental laws.
Just say israelites deserve to be transported in cattle cars you Nazi. It's inhumane to expect them to get around like normal people
>morons still think it's about climate change
your lifted coal roller truck gives you and everyone around it cancer from breathing in particulate. also, basing your personality around what car you drive and not what weapons you own is cringe.
Black person, you don't "travel" on a cruise ship. Ocean liners used to do that, you can't leave a cruise ship if only for a few hours at the scheduled stops. It's the most mediocre, overrated, claustrophobic and unsanitary form of vacation imaginable.
Ships historically had a lot of diseases due to poor conditions, lack of vitamins for those aboard, rotting food, and animal stowaways.
Things have gotten better but you still have a variety of people, and germs, coming together on a shared isolated space.
cram 3000 people many of whom are children from all over the place into an enclosed space for a week, have massive buffets open for the entire time, oh and they make periodic stops in tourist locations in the Caribbean. It'd be hard to come up with a more perfect environment for a contagious virus
Bio lab hidden deep within - even if a warrant for a search was issued good luck finding it behind secret doors and tunnels. It gives you free reign to show up on the doorstep of a target city with a high population and unleash havoc. Delivery vehicles don't just include disembarking passengers but avianized strains you infect local gulls with. But I mean, you could also just walk out to a mall an aerosolize some randos too. Don't need to make it complicated or leave an obvious trail. But it's obviously more fun if you do.
Traveling to new places introduces populations to viruses their immune systems haven't seen before. For some that's a mild cold, for others it's debilitating. Cram enough people together and the mild cases spread until it finds everyone for whom it could be debilitating. Massive opportunity to rapidly evolve, and then unleash the novel trained strain upon the next destination.
When do I get my FBI informant pretend gf?
Prison ship. Fit it with cutting edge surveillance equipment or something too so it can sail around and spy on shit while being impossible to blow up without PR blowback.
Cruise ships are the perfect social testing ground. Imagine the experiments you could get up to. >remove access to food >remove access to fresh water >lottery system where 1 in 1000 gets a machine gun >voting system where every day the most popular person gets thrown overboard
It's like a Fallout vault but with a water slide and slightly worse buffet
Stay in a floating hotel with restauraunts. Run by third world staff and with fewer regulations on the foriegn registered and flagged vessel. Bring family to rack up the bills. Cash isnt used, a tab is created instead so you can really rack up the costs without realizing it. Vacation mainly consists of a hotel lobby, pool, and restaurants.
Go from tourist port to tourist port shopping in places that cater to cruise ship tourists, basicly outdoor gift shops. Have only hours to spare or ship leaves without you, buying trinkets.
Pretend you have traveled the world and experienced foriegn cultures, customs, and ways of life and not just gift shops.
Stay in a floating hotel with restauraunts. Run by third world staff and with fewer regulations on the foriegn registered and flagged vessel. Bring family to rack up the bills. Cash isnt used, a tab is created instead so you can really rack up the costs without realizing it. Vacation mainly consists of a hotel lobby, pool, and restaurants.
Go from tourist port to tourist port shopping in places that cater to cruise ship tourists, basicly outdoor gift shops. Have only hours to spare or ship leaves without you, buying trinkets.
Pretend you have traveled the world and experienced foriegn cultures, customs, and ways of life and not just gift shops.
The amount of venereal disease and infidelity that occurs has already weaponized it.
Not to mention foodborne illness. Literally a floating Petri dish for norovirus. Why boomers keep this industry alive I’ll never understand.
Cheaper than retirement home
>sea cruise on a 4~5 star hotel with freely avaliable services that docks in some of the world's most beautiful cities every week or so
Yeah that sounds lame as frick, I would rather stay inside and jack off while browsing imageboards.
> 4~5 star hotel with freely avaliable services
lol no
just a Holiday Inn with Kroger-tier food served by Flips and Indians
>some of the world's most beautiful cities
Caribbean shithole tourist traps actually
Some of the stops are fake villages owned by the cruise ship company surrounded by razor wire to stop the locals from getting in. Dystopian shit.
To be fair, I've seen some beautiful bespoke cruise tours online that go around Europe or Japan.
Perfectly fine with that to be frank, you can still enjoy the Caribbean climate and beaches without the getting kidnapped, raped, and/or murdered part the rest of the Island deals with
>The amount of venereal disease
.....old people frick on these things? Is it a mass wife swap?
>old people
Fricking hell you are moronic.
get a sense of humor, anon
Most cruiseships are boarded by families or couples, hardly ever by singles, especially females.
So all the swinger couples, mostly boomers, board these ships and then use secret message and symbols to communicate with each other.
The crew also fricks like rabbits, so expect the 5/10 bartender lady to get the captain's wiener rammed up her ass.
>fill with inderpoos
>dock in enemy port
instantly uninhabitable
weaponized petri dish of next covid/sars
make port of calls to enemies cities
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I guess you could use it as sort of single-use landing craft with a bit changes here and there.
Better hope that the enemy does not expect that kind of frickery because sinking that thing would not require even hamas tier shit.
i's been done operationally
we all know
Eat shit
>Aye
>Anal
The frick?
Analyze, duh.
X-Piratez is a great game.
It worth a play? I've enjoyed my time with x-com files, and wanted to do a different mod.
NTA but arrrrgh x-com files is kicking my ass. You need to contain a cult to get Promotion III right? It's so hard to do the HQ missions at the Promotion II tech level
I think so? My version is at least a year old that I've just played on and off, so it might have changed, I dunno.
>overbook at discounted rates for thirdies
>replace all food onboard with warm yogurt, figs, rice, beans, and coffee
>block off all restrooms
>remove all lifeboats
>point ship towards enemy nation
>crank up heat to maximum
>full throttle
don't forget to rename it "Icon of Nurgle"
5000 old timey cannons to level Caribbean resorts with a gigabroadside
Did we just become best friends
Black powder cannons on every deck, hundreds of them, blast unsuspecting islanders to hell like its 1754
20-deck 4000-gun SHIP OF THE LINE
FIRE THE BROADSIDE
>1.0x10^-5 rate ship
a pair of .50s in every window
sawn-off M115 barrels in the hull for broadsides
couple nukes hidden in the ballast tanks
>fill it with pajeets
>blast the heat on max
>send it towards enemy port
You sick frick
>give them a full course meal made up chiefly of curry on top of it
This would turn the cruiser into a acid ball that melts the very land
No.
Fill ship with Browning M2s. Two guns to each starboard room. Maximize dakka.
Going at full speed I wonder how far into solid land it could plow through.
The fact that i will be basically forced to buy an electric car within 10 years, while these smoke belching, petrol leaking, hyperpolluting destroyers of marine wildlife will still be allowed to sail freely makes me mad to no end.
Big time. Private jets, boats, and mega cruise ships do waaaaay more overall pollution than all the private cars put together. But we can’t talk about that.
Our cars don't have giant multibillion dollar lobbies protecting them from environmental laws.
I mean big oil probably wants us to keep driving.
Just say israelites deserve to be transported in cattle cars you Nazi. It's inhumane to expect them to get around like normal people
anon, this is a easily accessible information
it's simply not true, even if you include ALL planes and ALL ships
that said, celebrities that fly jets around the world to tell you that you need to eat bugs can go frick themselves
>74.5% of 24%
>of that, nearly 1/3 is freight
so 66% of 75% of 24% of carbon emissions are from private citizens' road vehicles
>from transport.
>morons still think it's about climate change
your lifted coal roller truck gives you and everyone around it cancer from breathing in particulate. also, basing your personality around what car you drive and not what weapons you own is cringe.
Basing personality on what you own anyway is cringe
Then post gun and car homosexual, otherwise stop crying
It's literally the most efficient from or travel you dumb shit
Black person, you don't "travel" on a cruise ship. Ocean liners used to do that, you can't leave a cruise ship if only for a few hours at the scheduled stops. It's the most mediocre, overrated, claustrophobic and unsanitary form of vacation imaginable.
With the amount of disease on those its already a bioweapon
Hollow out the fricker and litter it with long range cruise missiles and one icbm as a treat.
How are these things so rife with pathogens anyway? I never understood how.
Ships historically had a lot of diseases due to poor conditions, lack of vitamins for those aboard, rotting food, and animal stowaways.
Things have gotten better but you still have a variety of people, and germs, coming together on a shared isolated space.
They're staffed by third worlders
cram 3000 people many of whom are children from all over the place into an enclosed space for a week, have massive buffets open for the entire time, oh and they make periodic stops in tourist locations in the Caribbean. It'd be hard to come up with a more perfect environment for a contagious virus
Bio lab hidden deep within - even if a warrant for a search was issued good luck finding it behind secret doors and tunnels. It gives you free reign to show up on the doorstep of a target city with a high population and unleash havoc. Delivery vehicles don't just include disembarking passengers but avianized strains you infect local gulls with. But I mean, you could also just walk out to a mall an aerosolize some randos too. Don't need to make it complicated or leave an obvious trail. But it's obviously more fun if you do.
Traveling to new places introduces populations to viruses their immune systems haven't seen before. For some that's a mild cold, for others it's debilitating. Cram enough people together and the mild cases spread until it finds everyone for whom it could be debilitating. Massive opportunity to rapidly evolve, and then unleash the novel trained strain upon the next destination.
When do I get my FBI informant pretend gf?
>free reign
free rein
Music is a weapon. I put idols on the bridge.
Is it as a covert transport for a Legion of Monsters. Ship them to New York.
the aids of the seas
Prison ship. Fit it with cutting edge surveillance equipment or something too so it can sail around and spy on shit while being impossible to blow up without PR blowback.
It honestly looks to me like it could take multiple Storm Shadow hits no fricking problem!
Cruise ships are the perfect social testing ground. Imagine the experiments you could get up to.
>remove access to food
>remove access to fresh water
>lottery system where 1 in 1000 gets a machine gun
>voting system where every day the most popular person gets thrown overboard
It's like a Fallout vault but with a water slide and slightly worse buffet
China already did.
Over 300 lifeboats, amphibious assualt ship.
>thread about cruise ships
>BUT CHINA MAKE FERRY
They are cruise ships
Generals once again proven to be prescient.
kek
if the Iranian-Houthi-Pally coalition chimps out and attacks China I would cum like a whale
Inside the chinese ferry.
100 MT nuclear bomb on board
Dock in city of your choice
Are there any FPS maps that take place on a mega cruise liner? I'm not talking about maps on yachts or naval ships.
One of the Time Crisis or SWAT games
Resident Evil Revelations
Underrated post
Peaceful civilian cruise ship of vacationing civilians in Straight of Taiwan. Threatened by evil american.
>do you have any idea how many VLS cells this baby is carrying?
>Weaponize it
paint it grey and throw a division in there bound for somewhere that has too much oil
Can't believe people actually spend money on this shit
Fill it with third world shitskins and dump them on your opponents shores.
I take the Starsector route. Collapse the decks, weld the bulkheads and just haphazardly slap a bunch of missile mounts to the sides.
ah a graduate of the Iranian maritime institute
Gigachad starsector enjoyer.
>nice long broadside
>8 decks
no need to think too hard about it
Cruise ships are the "what if we never left the the hotel" of holidays
cruises in a nutshell
Expensive consumerism.
Stay in a floating hotel with restauraunts. Run by third world staff and with fewer regulations on the foriegn registered and flagged vessel. Bring family to rack up the bills. Cash isnt used, a tab is created instead so you can really rack up the costs without realizing it. Vacation mainly consists of a hotel lobby, pool, and restaurants.
Go from tourist port to tourist port shopping in places that cater to cruise ship tourists, basicly outdoor gift shops. Have only hours to spare or ship leaves without you, buying trinkets.
Pretend you have traveled the world and experienced foriegn cultures, customs, and ways of life and not just gift shops.