It's 2:30 am in Germany, THERE IS NO SUN. Maybe in 20 minutes, but then there will be like five of those fricking suns all over the place. Or maybe not, because Winnie the Pooh is a fricking chicken.
Prepare?
Survive?
Didn’t you do those things already?
A years worth of food.
A years worth of ammo.
A years worth of medicine.
If you don’t have that you’re fricked.
>What should the common man do to prepare/survive
buy pure beeswax candles, bless them, call your family, buy 6 months of food, close doors, put black paper over windows and pray
To share my experience, being surrounded by sunrises in the middle of the night, to feel the warm breeze become a tornado of fire and feel the warmth on my skin as it turns to ashes.
It might be as much as 30 hours off yet. Im grilling and drinking a lager. Might smoke a cigar. Its a nice evening.
Oh, and the bunker full of food, water and guns is still ready. I checked it just an hour ago.
I live in the middle of nowhere lol, any important areas someone might nuke has absolutely no bearing on me. So I'll eat my chicken tendies, fart loudly, and shitpost on the chans
I'm outside grilling right now, but I do that all the time so who cares. If these gays destroy the world on a night where I decided to not get shitfaced, I'm going to be so pissed.
Who's gonna fight that war anon? Chinese slave army? US LGBT Army? Wars require soldiers to fight. No one is interested. The best they can do is a false flag psyop. Maybe something a la Project Bluebeam. Either way, whatever they do will be fake and gay.
if my phone rang, and the Emergency Line told me Pelosi was shot down and spiraled flaming wreckage into the sea, I'd finish my skyr, and tomorrow would be just another Tuesday.
why fight for the long nose government, fren? just find an autistic girl, make tendies and love, have kids, and to hell with the rest of the world, be /comfy/
>2,987 threads of Pelosi bait >the last thread said we were only ONE hour away >that thread hit bump limit >this thread claims were only hours away
look, I know this is gonna shock you but… nothing will happen. This is just one big homosexual ass distraction. Our economy is FRICKED.
Because I am not going to get drafted due to my age heh.
Basically a boomer now since I'm 29. I'll just kick back and watch the Zoomers do their best. Might end up with me being drafted, but that will likely be towards the end of the war where we are almost finished and just cleaning shit up.
>all that recent crescendo and cacophony will culminate in a fart >i'm pointing out the obvious, i'm doing my part >but he thinks he is the shit, he thinks he is smart >until i suddenly came and broke his ass apart
two more weekerinos
Has many articles published today about this:
"Military Holds Drills for Hypersonic Missile Attack, Fallout on U.S. Cities"
https://www.newsweek.com/military-holds-drills-hypersonic-missile-attack-fallout-us-cities-1729819
watch this short gospel video if you want to be sure of going to heaven after you die anons. it's easy to be saved from hell because of what Jesus already did for you.
stop israeli media fear-mongering homosexual. nuclear button is suicide button. even the craziest of the CCP and russian government aren't stupid enough to do that shit
>1 post by ID
holy shit /misc/ has been infested with israelites today, constantly fear porn threads. Again, why would China start WW3 over this shit. Low IQ Black folk
I live right next to stratcom. If a nuclear war happens, ill never know. Ill be atomized immediately, so why worry? I'm prepping for other disasters, but I'm not kidding myself about nukes.
I live in the middle of goddamn nowhere. I'm the worst case scenario nuke maps I've seen I'm at least 150 miles from the minimal fallout range. I'll probably die if it happens, but it will be slowly and painfully. I don't have to worry just yet.
Sitting by a window, alone in the dark, tons of fresh, really fresh after a good rain air.
Sipping on hommade strawberry lemonade, laughing and trolling on poll, and getting paid!
I don't think I can do better, it's epic! 😀
my windows are wide open & i'm breathing
the pure cool night air listening to frogs & crickets
also i'm going to the movies at 3pm later today, $5 tix
cos nothing will happen, and china will be shown as a lil b***h on the world stage.
ofc i'm gonna sneak in to watch Nope cos i ain't giving the huwhite-hating
chubby cheeked mulatto even a single penny of my money.
I heard the movie is tanking - only made $68M at the box office, which means they got half of that,
the other goes to the movie theater, and it's already in its third week.
Budget was $80M. Homeslice is $46M in the hole. Good times.
Hairy Nancy [pelosi means hairy in italian] is supposedly touching down at 10:20pm Taiwan time Tuesday night.
EDST is 12hrs behind Taiwan, so for the E coast folks that means she lands at 10:20am later today. in 6hrs.
Ain't shit gonna happen, unless you consider a few chink planes buzzing the median line a prelude to WW3
And do what exactly? It is the middle of the day with temperatures over 35. I am a neet that barely walks outside with no friends. I only talk with my mother and brother most likely for under 15 minutes a day.
Nothing ever happens, the giga-clowns running the show know how to extract max fear out of the goyim/cattle/(You), I've fallen for it more often than I'm happy to admit.
Mutts are trying to provoke a war with China. They're planning to invade the Chinese airspace over Taiwan with war planes under the pretense of "China is not real, Taiwan is independent." Of course China will be forced to defend its airspace and destroy the invaders.
The Americans are sending one of their political celebrities as hostage to protect the warplanes with. They don't understand that nobody outside their own propaganda umbrella gives a shit about their celebrity industry.
Well, it's been an honour to shitpost with you fellas. Rest in peace tomorrow to all of the autists that still inhabit this godforsaken site. May there be mercy on man for their sins.
Black person how hard is it to wait, buy some popcorn and wait for livestreams to pop up, Taiwan is already drilling it up and there are literal tanks across the street.
Check fricking twitter, you kiwi bastard
Zero. The purpose of our government is to siphon wealth from the population. They would do absolutely nothing, because right now they have no political capital to spend.
neat. Saved. Even though we had our differences in the taiwanese thread. Water under bridge spainaird anon
o que tu gostas é de mamar rolões pretos, guna
Made me giggle
10/10
That is amazing.
Brilliant
Good job fren
Well done fren me likey
pure gold
Gold
best oc in a long ass time, you did good today, Son of Cortez anon
Saved, real nice edits.
ww3 is gonna start before i get a Voll gf won't it
Not even Muhammed (Praise be thy name) would want a little homosexual boy like that. You are a demented demon.
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HIS NAME IS MUHKAMMAD AND NOW I WILL CELEBRATE WITH A WHISKEY AND SOME PORK IN THE MECCA
don't you unibrow having fricks literally rape boys?
also that's not a boy
how dare
?!
no they actually do that it's a practice for them. Sick fricks
>trying to force his hideous manly "tomboy gf" as a meme
She will never be a woman.
>a woman will never be a woman
That’s a dude. Why is pol obsessed with this dude?
ryan gossling is a dude yeah. He's just used in some memes, that's it
based denial
You are filthy
nah i just took a shower
I thought you gave up on this chick because you found out that she predictably prostituted around or some shit like that.
yeah that's what i thought, but since it was bullshit, well
You never even had a chance. You were never even born. That tomboy never even existed. It was only a dream.
Its ok romania bro I think its ok people like different things, you probably are not actually gay just autistic.
I'm glad you like different women than I do. Not sure why all these other posters want another gypsy coming for their women.
so much disappointment when this is just another nothing burger
It's 2:30 am in Germany, THERE IS NO SUN. Maybe in 20 minutes, but then there will be like five of those fricking suns all over the place. Or maybe not, because Winnie the Pooh is a fricking chicken.
>It's 2:30 am in Germany, THERE IS NO SUN. Maybe in 20 minutes
what
He means nuclear blasts
hopefully yes
Europe is pretty far north so the sun rise early
The sun rise at 4-5 am up here
I will shitpost until the bright light takes me out. I am not stuck here with you, you are stuck here with me.
To end very end then. To the bitter end, the rasping for air, the painless detachment.
Imagine getting digits as the world winks out of existence
not spam blox
No, you are stuck here with ME.
Right here with you, fren.
The only way to go. Truly and unequivocally BASED.
I will try
I always had a feeling I'd be here shitposting till the end. Let it ride.
Witnessed
rolling
I picked a bad week to stop smoking weed... Nothing else to do really, I guess I can go sit outside
I want a boyfriend before the war begins!!!! I just want to embrace a man and kiss him and comfort him before I eventually DIE
gay
dm me if woman (female)
https://www.businesslive.co.za/bd/world/asia/2022-08-01-pelosi-to-visit-taiwan-on-tuesday-despite-china-warnings-reports-say/
IT SAYS TOMORROW homosexualA
I am do both.
4 OUT OF 4
SHILLS SAY MY NAME
>inb4source
Literally none of that is useful or insightful. I fricking hate your Twitter scrolling Black person ass so much you fat fricking moron.
2 MORE WEEKS
Nothing ever happen
oh God pls. i waited too much let's make ww3 the best ww and kill everything that walks or better let's just blow this shit up
karmically, ww3 would be a miracle escape for us
Satan wouldn't have that
https://tass.com/world/1487337
tacc SAYS TUESDAY TOO moronOS
I can't wait for the despair from no life having gays here who want war. Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
Imagine that israelite bot chasing you around the house making sucking noises, horrifying
>Why are you still here?
no better place for happenings
It's been a pleasure shitposting with you bro's
SAME AT YOU BROTHA
So like Taiwan is in the future? Strange.
The world kind of needs it. I take in fresh air every day and I won't let impending despair dictate when I do.
We all know these cucks will cuck out as usual. NOTHING will happen, they have no authority to make it happen.
This is The End
My only fren, The End
What happens next? What should the common man do to prepare/survive?
Prepare?
Survive?
Didn’t you do those things already?
A years worth of food.
A years worth of ammo.
A years worth of medicine.
If you don’t have that you’re fricked.
I was thinking I was just gonna wing it, respec into a Raider class
Meh, all I want is to raid during a years long blackout, or zombies, I'm good either way.
Weapon of choice?
>What should the common man do to prepare/survive
buy pure beeswax candles, bless them, call your family, buy 6 months of food, close doors, put black paper over windows and pray
Oh shut the frick up.
You Black folk are always telling us that this is the end and we always wake up another day disappointed.
Well the Taiwan case is pretty serious in addition to some other previous cases.
fricking gay ass shit captcha
sounds based but dangerous
To share my experience, being surrounded by sunrises in the middle of the night, to feel the warm breeze become a tornado of fire and feel the warmth on my skin as it turns to ashes.
roll for the extinction of all life on earth
man you think you're gonna die? no lol we're here to stay embrace the suffering
let's fricking goooooo
Nuclear annihilation, how wonderful
checked
um, checked
Rolling
roll
Cern taps into hyperspace demon AI, which then launches all of the nukes
Maybe not all life, just all zogbots.
if numbers get, the radiation makes all the bass and trout massive.
pic unrelated
ww3 today
77777777
Last 7/25, CIA anon posted this:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388314834/#388325509
And tonight idiot drones a mullah.
chinese wont do shit.
they're all a bunch of tiny dick pussies who are terrified of Madam Speaker
It might be as much as 30 hours off yet. Im grilling and drinking a lager. Might smoke a cigar. Its a nice evening.
Oh, and the bunker full of food, water and guns is still ready. I checked it just an hour ago.
no cap? is this on god or not
cause if it is ima go to bed
I live in the middle of nowhere lol, any important areas someone might nuke has absolutely no bearing on me. So I'll eat my chicken tendies, fart loudly, and shitpost on the chans
I knew this was coming for a while, I have no regrets.
Freemasons tongue my anus
So estimated happening tiem?
PLEASE HAPPEN
God the world is so gay ww3 will fix everything
Have no fear for atomic energy because none of them can stop the time.
I'm outside grilling right now, but I do that all the time so who cares. If these gays destroy the world on a night where I decided to not get shitfaced, I'm going to be so pissed.
Finally, a skyking thread:
First of all we don’t even know her flight path. The chinks are like the norks. Postulating and kvetching. That’s all they ever do.
my family has laughed at my IRL doomposting
Have you got an apology yet?
I got one last year.
>hour away from WW3
How long have we been hours away from ww3? Four? Five?
Although I can sympathize with your motivations for moving here, you have to go back, Gary.
Finland literally has 100gorillaton nuke under Moscow let's fricking dance
STOP SPAMMING MY BOARD WITH YOUR SHIT NOTHINGBURGER THREADS
FOR FRICKS SAKE I HOPE YOU DIE SCREAMING GETTING RAPED TO DEATH BY A PACK OF FERAL Black folk
>sega
Who's gonna fight that war anon? Chinese slave army? US LGBT Army? Wars require soldiers to fight. No one is interested. The best they can do is a false flag psyop. Maybe something a la Project Bluebeam. Either way, whatever they do will be fake and gay.
>Who's gonna fight that war anon?
Uranium and oxydizer
Captcha TX GAY G
Reporting in. Ready to witness the end of ZOG. It took way too long. Let it fricking rip.
These quads confirm that nothing will happen.
checked
looks like the happening is still a go
I am not afraid of commies. They're malnourished and pathetic.
tomorrow lads, she's still in Singapore. We can still roll for ww3.
Rawlings
rooolan
Israel shall be nuked alongside the US
nope. just WAS-Rael
Fine by me, I'm not anywhere close to being nuked. Then we can genocide chinks, israelites nigs, hispanics and traitors in the aftermath.
Not gonna happen chud
how did the bot confuse big titty with disease?
Not sure
ok its not tidys since all it did was crop the chest out. replace china and taiwan with some other country
ok so it must be ww3 as the trigger word for disease.
>as the trigger word for disease.
are you sure it isn't PelosI?
confirmed
based bot. it is corelating disease with pelosi. rekt
her eye is cursed
Rolling
No Nuclear Annihilation for you!
roll
When is she visiting Taiwan?
WTF WW3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
anyway
if my phone rang, and the Emergency Line told me Pelosi was shot down and spiraled flaming wreckage into the sea, I'd finish my skyr, and tomorrow would be just another Tuesday.
WW3 is happening Sept 11 2022
9 + 11 = 20
2022
not that digits matter
22/07/22
9*
she going to south korea?
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae17ef
Burgers chickened out
Sât Công, motherfrickers. Get some...
I’ll be seeing you boys out on the battlefields!
are you going to France as well?
why fight for the long nose government, fren? just find an autistic girl, make tendies and love, have kids, and to hell with the rest of the world, be /comfy/
>2,987 threads of Pelosi bait
>the last thread said we were only ONE hour away
>that thread hit bump limit
>this thread claims were only hours away
look, I know this is gonna shock you but… nothing will happen. This is just one big homosexual ass distraction. Our economy is FRICKED.
Because I am not going to get drafted due to my age heh.
Basically a boomer now since I'm 29. I'll just kick back and watch the Zoomers do their best. Might end up with me being drafted, but that will likely be towards the end of the war where we are almost finished and just cleaning shit up.
Women on the frontline
>all that recent crescendo and cacophony will culminate in a fart
>i'm pointing out the obvious, i'm doing my part
>but he thinks he is the shit, he thinks he is smart
>until i suddenly came and broke his ass apart
two more weekerinos
Anudder Skull thread:
Has many articles published today about this:
"Military Holds Drills for Hypersonic Missile Attack, Fallout on U.S. Cities"
https://www.newsweek.com/military-holds-drills-hypersonic-missile-attack-fallout-us-cities-1729819
Hey magnum, let's go up and watch the sunrise
2 more weeks guys
I do that everyday anon
Sun's gone down.
watch this short gospel video if you want to be sure of going to heaven after you die anons. it's easy to be saved from hell because of what Jesus already did for you.
stop israeli media fear-mongering homosexual. nuclear button is suicide button. even the craziest of the CCP and russian government aren't stupid enough to do that shit
I mean cmon, Americans and russians/soviets have shot down each others planes before, its no big deal
>my final hours will be gooning to BBC porn
lmaoooo
Nothings gonna happen. Nothing ever happens
Chinks need to hurry up and shoot Pelosi out of the sky
idc
Nothing will happen
Nothing ever happens lol. When will you gays learn?
Nothingburger, eh?
I just took the longest, biggest and most satisfying shit, think that is enough good memories.
Nice repeats, what's with the influx of Georgian posters. Do most of you guys speak english pretty well?
>1 post by ID
holy shit /misc/ has been infested with israelites today, constantly fear porn threads. Again, why would China start WW3 over this shit. Low IQ Black folk
OMG TURN ON CNN... nah 😛 ahahaha no but really though hm I wonder when it will happen y'all!!
ive been here for hundreds of nothingburger ww3 scares
is this it bros
It's another nothingburger you fricking moron the whole point of these threads is to larp. Lurk moar
We are hours away from WW3 and I'm going to work right now.
I guess, I will die wagecucking.
I live right next to stratcom. If a nuclear war happens, ill never know. Ill be atomized immediately, so why worry? I'm prepping for other disasters, but I'm not kidding myself about nukes.
Nothing will happen and I will laugh at you all
>Nothing will happen and I will laugh at you all
>sunset
00:30 p.m. here
I live in the middle of goddamn nowhere. I'm the worst case scenario nuke maps I've seen I'm at least 150 miles from the minimal fallout range. I'll probably die if it happens, but it will be slowly and painfully. I don't have to worry just yet.
I long for freedom from this world.
Looks like we aren't lucky enough yet brother
TWO MORE WEEKS
Sitting by a window, alone in the dark, tons of fresh, really fresh after a good rain air.
Sipping on hommade strawberry lemonade, laughing and trolling on poll, and getting paid!
I don't think I can do better, it's epic! 😀
Y tho
wow GTFO IN HERE WOWOWOW
BRRAKING NEWS OMGMGMGMG
I was just on my back porch lifting weights like an hour ago, the mosquitoes are pretty bad tonight.
Holy shit. So it's not just me that I observed this.
Here they are pretty bad as well. These guys are craving for blood...
And it will be started because muh need to consoom chips
I will in 2 weeks
Cuz I like you bros...I'm an oldgay and you guys were always there for me. Even before /misc/; back on /new/.
Can't its raining
> Why are you still here?
Die as I lived.. Went and saw family today already.
Also it's raining, and my BoB is here if need be
my windows are wide open & i'm breathing
the pure cool night air listening to frogs & crickets
also i'm going to the movies at 3pm later today, $5 tix
cos nothing will happen, and china will be shown as a lil b***h on the world stage.
ofc i'm gonna sneak in to watch Nope cos i ain't giving the huwhite-hating
chubby cheeked mulatto even a single penny of my money.
I heard the movie is tanking - only made $68M at the box office, which means they got half of that,
the other goes to the movie theater, and it's already in its third week.
Budget was $80M. Homeslice is $46M in the hole. Good times.
Hairy Nancy [pelosi means hairy in italian] is supposedly touching down at 10:20pm Taiwan time Tuesday night.
EDST is 12hrs behind Taiwan, so for the E coast folks that means she lands at 10:20am later today. in 6hrs.
Ain't shit gonna happen, unless you consider a few chink planes buzzing the median line a prelude to WW3
Pelosi meana hairy, but masculine plural.
Pelosa is singular femenine.
So when i hear her name i think about hairy men.
Also my gf laughs every time she hears her name.
I am waiting for the real fireball, Sun is not intense enough
It's literally night time and winter so its cold as frick
cut a crocodile open and sleep in its guts
Or alligator, whatever the frick you fricks have down there. Maybe defeat the emus first before you start taking on your gov't.
And do what exactly? It is the middle of the day with temperatures over 35. I am a neet that barely walks outside with no friends. I only talk with my mother and brother most likely for under 15 minutes a day.
meh china won't nuke us they own 80% of the country
oh fireworks!
Big nothingburger, chinks will chicken out as they always do
I just learned about this today, but I feel like posting it is tempting fate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
Just like we totally not planing svinorez?
Aye Dios mio!
por que no me hiciste caso eh
What? I will have more than enough time to breathe fresh air when all electricity is gone and I'm outside trying to get something to eat.
Im content
i'm stroking my bbc on omegle and white girls are salivating
I will purchase a fricking lot of soups in the morning
make sure it's not lined with BPA, your better off with rice, beans, water filtration, then canned meat for a starter survival kit.
You motherfrickers seriously over estimate China's competence, capability and willingness to enter open warfare. Not gonna fricking happen.
>Not gonna fricking happen.
Famous last words
Nothing ever happens, the giga-clowns running the show know how to extract max fear out of the goyim/cattle/(You), I've fallen for it more often than I'm happy to admit.
Nothing happens until it happens and when it happens all the people that think nothing happens are fricked.
Don't delay, choose Jesus today.
Totally 100% to the MAX agree, but until that happens, nothing ever happens.
>Don't delay, choose Jesus today.
Cringe.
When the end of the world starts, nobody will notice it. And then it will be too late.
- Czesław Miłosz.
moron
If you really think China is going to start a nuclear war because some mid 50s hag with no real power visits Taiwan, you are one special kind of moron
Lmaoo there was over 100,000 people watching the planes
Even better. She's an old granny in her 80s. At that age all China has to do is just wait.
I have no other place to be at.
its nighttime
i hope they make it day
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nothing will happen mutt. Like always.
any other soupbros ready for the apocalypse?
kino
you will never have a real spoon
Damn thats good soup.
that looks more like a gumbo, though I guess thats a kind of soup
I have work homosexual. God i hope the chinks blow me up too. Atleast I’ll get a day off.
No we aren't, nothing will happen
Not a burger, whats happening and why should I care
Mutts are trying to provoke a war with China. They're planning to invade the Chinese airspace over Taiwan with war planes under the pretense of "China is not real, Taiwan is independent." Of course China will be forced to defend its airspace and destroy the invaders.
The Americans are sending one of their political celebrities as hostage to protect the warplanes with. They don't understand that nobody outside their own propaganda umbrella gives a shit about their celebrity industry.
Of course it had to happen on my birthday.
Buon compleanno, anon, Even if WW3 happens, i hope you have a wonderful day
Happy Birthday & Many Happy Returns of the Day, Portagee Anon.
Cent’Anni !!
Feliz aniversário anão
It s 12:38 pm in pastaland. No sunset ot enjoy yet
Well, it's been an honour to shitpost with you fellas. Rest in peace tomorrow to all of the autists that still inhabit this godforsaken site. May there be mercy on man for their sins.
nothing's gonna happen. both sides will pussy out and act tough in the media.
bought some noodles, gonna pick up some decent weed later today, better have some good livestreams up and running or I'm going to be pissed.
Please be WW3. I'm bored.
roll
Because i have no regrets. Bring it on great satan
Shill thread, nukes aren't real.
homie what am I supposed to do, climb Mt. Everest so I have a meaningful™ experience?
>11 hours later
2 more hours right?
Black person how hard is it to wait, buy some popcorn and wait for livestreams to pop up, Taiwan is already drilling it up and there are literal tanks across the street.
Check fricking twitter, you kiwi bastard
She is supposed to land at 10:20am EST
the absolute madman, shes gonna do it
Rolling for absolutely nothing happening.
if the chinks do notting ill be so mad
ive got a driving lesson soon
I'm at a gas station thirty miles outside a major population center. Trying to figure whether this is real and what I'm doing
oh mate
i have become death
In hypothetical event of anyone blowing up the plane. What chances are that US do something besides saying - "muh big bad China"?
Zero. The purpose of our government is to siphon wealth from the population. They would do absolutely nothing, because right now they have no political capital to spend.
Are we there yet?
about an hour out it says on the flight radar