>wake up
>make a cup of coffee
>go out to check on the garden
>thinkin bout them beans
>thinkin bout them 'maters and them peppers
>Get to garden
>Nothing but bare sticks and hoof prints
There aren't enough .308 rounds in the world for these antlered rodents. Bambi must be eradicated from this earth. If you are driving somewhere after seeing this post and see a deer in the road, floor it. Waste em all
tl;dr = Deer, REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I've started to consider the feasibility of setting up spike pitfalls around my garden. Get some venison to go with my summer vegetables.
Either get a dog that will keep them out of the yard from the smell of a predator in the area or get a solar powered electric fence.
Based ungulates BTFOing neck beards
Hoofed hands typed this
I'm pretty sure your mother doesn't post here
Lel
Just capture the does and milk them for revenge... and milk.
motion controlled sprinklers are nice, but you gotta move em around occasionally, else bambi will get wise to your schemes.
we are fricking up the earth wholesale
dont blame them at all
>we
frick off moronic c**t
I reuse my shopping bags, global warming is on you.
Set up mesh nets in a faraday cage formation. Bait and kill it by having a specific spot to trap it by the neck after it has inserted its head.
Your mother can't post here anymore.
Have the same problem. Planted several seedless grape vines, hoping to make some grape wine in the coming years. Vines don't have a chance in hell. Vines get runners on them and start taking off, fricking hoof Black folk eat them down to the main stem.
You can piss in a bottle and leave them around the perimeter of your property, cap open, kind of sitting upright.. the smell will discourage them. You can do the same thing with human hair if you cut your own hair. Anything that smells like human will discourage them. Fencing also..?
Why don't you have a doggo anon?
Just stay up a whole night or two on a chair with a gun and wait for any deer to come
My coworker has a pair of bigass dogs that run off anything that gets hear her lawn. Meanwhile I'm half in the burbs and I had these fricking groundhogs that kept pulling up entire plants before I set up a tight ring of chicken wire.
You need a guard tower and a suppressor.
>https://defenders.org/blog/2020/03/we-were-wrong-about-wolves-heres-why
>Seventy years without wolves changed Yellowstone – songbirds left, elk and coyotes became overpopulated and beavers disappeared. Elks overgrazed the land and trees, such as willow and aspen. Without those trees, songbirds began to decline. Beavers could no longer build their dams, and streams began to erode and degrade the conditions willow trees needed to grow. Without beaver’s dams and the shade from trees and plants, water temperatures were too high for cold water fish.
Deer will literally frick up a whole ecosystem and get a complete pass. Pro-wolf homosexuals always laud this as a reason we should love wolves but all it proves is that deer are fricking homosexuals who should be genocided out of Yellowstone once and for all.
Two of these homosexuals were in my yard the other day scoping out my tomatoes and I threw rocks at them. Go eat my neighbor's garbage you b***hes.
You guys don't have fences all around your house/garden or something? Where do you live, the boonies?
Yes.
8’ fence and those 4hooved Mexicans still jump into my garden and raid it like a pack of goblinas at dollar general.
No fricking deer is jumping a fricking 8 foot fricking fence.
Y'all know they make suppressed air rifles right? Shit's so quiet the other animals barely notice when you shoot their fren.
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None of you Black folk have even shot a deer
I have shot a deer but it gave me PTSD so I gave up hunting and now raise a garden to feed deer bros as a penance for my wholesale slaughter of their kind in my youth.
Any boomer can plant literally anything and get deer to come in so close they can shoot them from their porch.
I haven't shot any because the meat tastes like gamey swamp ass around here and it's too much to deal with as I live offgrid innawoods. I stick to small game and fowl as it's something I can kill, clean, and cook for a nightly meal.
If you live in deer country you need 6+ foot fences around your gardens.
Get one of those .50 cal PCP airguns and shoot them where they'll die away from you. Since that shit doesn't make much sound, you're golden, if you slap a supressor there, it's completely silent.