At this point if anyone is still moronic enough to believe this drivel, they deserve everything they get. Take one look at the Insights from Ukraine youtube channel and all you hear is these buttholes whining about not getting their base pay, let alone bonuses or vacation (lol). If you join Wagner you are an expendable pawn. They will send you unarmed into an artillery barrage and not lose a wink of sleep over it.
Now you mention it. Didn't Putin confiscate about half a billion US dollar (in rubles presumably) from the Wagner headquarters? Did Prigozihn get them back? If not, then what is he supposed to pay wages with? And pensions, haha
I used to think the concept of "henchmen" in comic books and other cape shit was completely unrealistic.
Like where do you find all these guys to do evil shit for base pay and risk their lives?
Why are they all so stupid and can't aim for shit?
Like im not talking about gangsters and gang members I'm talking about the dudes that work for masked villains and have costumes and put up with abuse and the threat of the villain killing you randomly just to put emphasis on something stupid like convincing the hero that they're really really evil.
But now I realize they're all just Russian.
Russians really are the evil generic npc they've been portrayed as in media for all these years.
Pension plan as follows:
Enlisted KIA - your family gets a bag of potatoes (15 kg max)
Senior enlisted KIA (Sgt and up) - 2 bags of potatoes
Junior officer KIA - Keys to slightly used Lada and 2 bags of potatoes
Senior officer KIA - Keys to a new Lada and 3 bags of potatoes
General officer KIA - State funeral, Vase of flowers, Keys to luxury Lada and truckload of potatoes
>I am much more of a spaghetti/rice man myself.
Well then start an italian/japanese branch of gayner PMC and your family can have all the spaghetti and rice they want (max 15kg) when you die
I used to be all about potatoes but recently I've learned to make damn good rice and now I want to make it with every meal. I've got a beef roast going for about six hours now, cooking it slowly with carrots, onions, and some random seasonings. In a few hours I'm going to make some seasoned rice along with some asparagus pan-fried with a tiny bit of olive oil and bacon fat. I'm fricking stoked about dinner man.
Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line. It's clearly just some Ukrainian propaganda and they dumped some grocery store macaroni
From what I recall reading Wagner unironically does have some good pension/payout plans for members who die during their service (prisoners excluded - live free or die tryin'). Surviving next of kin do get decent monetary rewards, unlike government soldiers (either contract or mobik) who get compensated with a bag of potatoes and 2 litres of vegetable oil. Maybe a "new" lada (sans ABS, airbags, or any safety features dated after the collapse of the USSR) if you're really lucky.
The only reason more people don't risk it with Wagner instead of playing the mobik lottery is because they've gained a justified reputation of being thrown into all the high risk combat zones. The next of kin payout like with many merc companies is based on time served, so it makes more sense to just sit back and hope your number doesn't come up for mobilisation.
>implying they are gonna be around in next decade, let alone 5 years after what happened last week.
Daily remainder that there is no company called "Wagner", mercs are employed by dozens of front companies registered somewhere in Africa to names of homeless front men, with all the equipment and property leased or rented from another straw companies or Russian government entities, therefore there is no one to sue for your outstanding salary or pensions if they go breasts up. Recruiters and cadre routinely uses assumed names and documents issued by glowBlack person agencies, from which they usually come, so good luck calling up witnesses or defendants if you are a private person seeking enumeration. Not that courts decisions or signed contracts matter much down there.
Wagner regroups in belarus. Potato man waits until shit starts hitting the fan for monke. Marches on moscow to declare himself new Premier of Neo USSR. Leaves his son to be in charge in belarus.
is still allowed to be a thing after nearly overthrowing the government
Wagner didnt almost overthrow anything you terminally online, u/k/ike goblin
you fell for the dumbest shit possible, and chose to wallow in it, like the filthy pig you are, instead of taking a sober assesment of just how easy ~~*you*~~ are to fool
Russia doesn't have the strength to dis-allow Wagner anything, as evidenced by their inability to stop Wagner's advance on Moscow.
They pretty much won't be a thing, they will be put under direct army command. Nor did they ever have the military power to take over, nor did the convict mongoloids wish to take over, they were probably just angry about being denied stuff and used as meat for the grinder and fired upon by their own allies. Pirogi on the other hand though he could use his war clout to act tough and make both the mistreatment of wagner (and thus himself and his position) stop and strengthen his position. It was a really dumb move.
>they will be put under direct army command
They are in Belarus. It's more likely that they will get Belarusian army to fall under their direct command than vice versa.
So now that Prizyo has been exiled, who will operate Wagner and his food supply company? Those are very large operations that can’t just be shutdown without losing the war.
>Putin said Wagner got paid 86 billions in a year >soldiers get paid 240k per month or 1.44 millions in 6 months, normal contract length >at least 60k soldiers went through Wagner in a year >not counting 50k Prisoners >Wagner has 20k soldiers >Wagner used up to 110k soldiers to take Bakhmut
At this point if anyone is still moronic enough to believe this drivel, they deserve everything they get. Take one look at the Insights from Ukraine youtube channel and all you hear is these buttholes whining about not getting their base pay, let alone bonuses or vacation (lol). If you join Wagner you are an expendable pawn. They will send you unarmed into an artillery barrage and not lose a wink of sleep over it.
The egg meme just keeps on giving
wait a minute, this was posted like less than a week before priggy's preposterous putsch
damn
yes, because shoigu and prigozhin have been "measuring eggs" for weeks already. people predicted the mutiny.
Now you mention it. Didn't Putin confiscate about half a billion US dollar (in rubles presumably) from the Wagner headquarters? Did Prigozihn get them back? If not, then what is he supposed to pay wages with? And pensions, haha
>measuring eggs
Surely this is a dick-measuring joke garbled by translation.
I'm guessing it means measuring balls. A lot of languages call the testicles eggs.
Exactly that, who has bigger balls basically, I would've said priggy had them a week ago, but frick knows now
I used to think the concept of "henchmen" in comic books and other cape shit was completely unrealistic.
Like where do you find all these guys to do evil shit for base pay and risk their lives?
Why are they all so stupid and can't aim for shit?
Like im not talking about gangsters and gang members I'm talking about the dudes that work for masked villains and have costumes and put up with abuse and the threat of the villain killing you randomly just to put emphasis on something stupid like convincing the hero that they're really really evil.
But now I realize they're all just Russian.
Russians really are the evil generic npc they've been portrayed as in media for all these years.
Possibly the equally cliche "will fight/kill for money, banned from any related job in organized society and probably the mob as well"
>Paid vacation
>If they leave Belarus the FSB kills them
Not worth it at this point
Pension plan as follows:
Enlisted KIA - your family gets a bag of potatoes (15 kg max)
Senior enlisted KIA (Sgt and up) - 2 bags of potatoes
Junior officer KIA - Keys to slightly used Lada and 2 bags of potatoes
Senior officer KIA - Keys to a new Lada and 3 bags of potatoes
General officer KIA - State funeral, Vase of flowers, Keys to luxury Lada and truckload of potatoes
15 whole kg?
Sounds better than the actual Russian army. No wonder they're the crack troops.
Gonna be honest, I don't fancy potatoes, I am much more of a spaghetti/rice man myself.
>I am much more of a spaghetti/rice man myself.
Well then start an italian/japanese branch of gayner PMC and your family can have all the spaghetti and rice they want (max 15kg) when you die
I thought the pasta situation was already covered.
You gotta learn how to cook nice things with ALL of them.
I used to be all about potatoes but recently I've learned to make damn good rice and now I want to make it with every meal. I've got a beef roast going for about six hours now, cooking it slowly with carrots, onions, and some random seasonings. In a few hours I'm going to make some seasoned rice along with some asparagus pan-fried with a tiny bit of olive oil and bacon fat. I'm fricking stoked about dinner man.
>spaghetti
Best I can do is pasta.
Explain why Russia would have so much macaroni on the front line. It's clearly just some Ukrainian propaganda and they dumped some grocery store macaroni
I think they have a farm you get to live on after retirement like the Foreign Legion.
anyone know how good their dental plan is?
Actually pretty good. t.Wagner employee currently on paternity leave.
it looks like they're fun jobs, honestly
From what I recall reading Wagner unironically does have some good pension/payout plans for members who die during their service (prisoners excluded - live free or die tryin'). Surviving next of kin do get decent monetary rewards, unlike government soldiers (either contract or mobik) who get compensated with a bag of potatoes and 2 litres of vegetable oil. Maybe a "new" lada (sans ABS, airbags, or any safety features dated after the collapse of the USSR) if you're really lucky.
The only reason more people don't risk it with Wagner instead of playing the mobik lottery is because they've gained a justified reputation of being thrown into all the high risk combat zones. The next of kin payout like with many merc companies is based on time served, so it makes more sense to just sit back and hope your number doesn't come up for mobilisation.
>implying they are gonna be around in next decade, let alone 5 years after what happened last week.
Daily remainder that there is no company called "Wagner", mercs are employed by dozens of front companies registered somewhere in Africa to names of homeless front men, with all the equipment and property leased or rented from another straw companies or Russian government entities, therefore there is no one to sue for your outstanding salary or pensions if they go breasts up. Recruiters and cadre routinely uses assumed names and documents issued by glowBlack person agencies, from which they usually come, so good luck calling up witnesses or defendants if you are a private person seeking enumeration. Not that courts decisions or signed contracts matter much down there.
So basically "good fricking luck enforcing anything except at gunpoint, and they're the guys with the best guns around"?
I wouldn't worry about it.
They have a penis plan.
Luka doesn't seem to be going out of his way to accommodate them
WSJ reported that Belarus might allow them to use a vacant military base. Luka playing all sides as usual. Cannot wait to see what his master plan is.
Wagner regroups in belarus. Potato man waits until shit starts hitting the fan for monke. Marches on moscow to declare himself new Premier of Neo USSR. Leaves his son to be in charge in belarus.
Extracting his new agents mostly
>Chef, you have new upgrades available in the Belarus Base. Check your PDA.
Luka can legit seize power in the union state come an opportune moment now if he can get Wagner to listen to him.
What if they decide to seize Lukarus instead?
>seize a potato field
the world trembles
Pigozhin is a chef after all. He knows how to mash a potato.
Yeah telling them to pitch a tent is a great start.
>we're one step closer to pic related
Unironically can't wait.
Luka somehow taking over russia would be the crowning moment of this clown timeline.
Imagine fighting for azov or wagner slav Black folk
What about the dental plan?
Ludmila needs braces
>Wagner is still allowed to be a thing after nearly overthrowing the government
Why is Russia like this
Russia doesn't have the strength to dis-allow Wagner anything, as evidenced by their inability to stop Wagner's advance on Moscow.
is still allowed to be a thing after nearly overthrowing the government
Wagner didnt almost overthrow anything you terminally online, u/k/ike goblin
you fell for the dumbest shit possible, and chose to wallow in it, like the filthy pig you are, instead of taking a sober assesment of just how easy ~~*you*~~ are to fool
wow, someone's mad that ol priggers had the opportunity to kill the whole kremlin
>we were only pretending to be moronic
>being this mad Putin's anus wasn't R E D E E M E D by way of a firing squad
Lmfao shitskin
Yeah killing all those pilots really helped sell it, almost fooled me you worthless moron.
https://t.me/vchkogpu/39615
Last guy's face is photoshopped in.
They pretty much won't be a thing, they will be put under direct army command. Nor did they ever have the military power to take over, nor did the convict mongoloids wish to take over, they were probably just angry about being denied stuff and used as meat for the grinder and fired upon by their own allies. Pirogi on the other hand though he could use his war clout to act tough and make both the mistreatment of wagner (and thus himself and his position) stop and strengthen his position. It was a really dumb move.
>they will be put under direct army command
They are in Belarus. It's more likely that they will get Belarusian army to fall under their direct command than vice versa.
The Wagner detachment in Syria just got arrested by the Russian military that deployed there.
So now that Prizyo has been exiled, who will operate Wagner and his food supply company? Those are very large operations that can’t just be shutdown without losing the war.
>Putin said Wagner got paid 86 billions in a year
>soldiers get paid 240k per month or 1.44 millions in 6 months, normal contract length
>at least 60k soldiers went through Wagner in a year
>not counting 50k Prisoners
>Wagner has 20k soldiers
>Wagner used up to 110k soldiers to take Bakhmut