getting angry at obvious bait is half the fun over here, and the other half (property damage from stupidity) is in short supply
like it or not, taking the bait is part of the local /k/ultur
Well, if we're going full /tg/ then the Imperial Guard doesn't really do 'worrying about casualties'. Just go full Putin and send hordes of conscripts down there till they roll enough 6's to survive/get all the Necrons.
Just call in an Earth Penetrating Weapon, make some tea, and sit down whistling 'I don't want to set the world on fire' a decent way past minimum safe distance.
>be 15th century >be levy in King Noncington IV's army >seiging some godforsaken French castle >spend month after month in rainy swampy lowlands waiting for the frogs to starve >Be on undermine duty >go down before sunrise, leave after sunset >days upon days of chipping away at stone >only light is a dim air-starved torch >Air is hot, dank and smoky >begin hearing the sound of pickaxes coming from the other side of the wall >suddenly a pickaxe bursts through >spears start thrusting through as the wall gets chipped away at
Men grab their clubs and spears and begin murdering eachother >lights get snuffed out >now in total darkness hearing men be murdered around me >suddenly feel someone bump into me >shoves a sword through my abdomen >bleed out in a dark dank hole in the ground >possibly by a panicked ally >both sides pour oil into the hole and light it >die burning to death in a dark hole in the ground
Uh sweetie those are Nazi dog whistle models and this yikes and oof.
Shut the frick up
Back to r/sigmarxism before I start posting Steel Legion
You wouldn't dare. I have my fingers on the downvote button if you even try it, chud.
I don't like you, nice bait tho
I bet you are beedable and would love natsoc wiener
Go to your local Palestinian hospital ya dumb israelite
>Palestina
>israelite
??????
they always take the bait on this board
it's so easy to bait /k/ it's not even funny
getting angry at obvious bait is half the fun over here, and the other half (property damage from stupidity) is in short supply
like it or not, taking the bait is part of the local /k/ultur
I have the article pdf on my computer, its model kino
Just pump a shitload of gas/incendiaries down there. Boom. Problem solved at a minimal risk to your own men.
That would probably work on anything but Necrons. Youd have to essentially flood the tunnels with slag in that case.
Well, if we're going full /tg/ then the Imperial Guard doesn't really do 'worrying about casualties'. Just go full Putin and send hordes of conscripts down there till they roll enough 6's to survive/get all the Necrons.
Tunnel-kun I'm gonna AHHHHHHHHHH
Just call in an Earth Penetrating Weapon, make some tea, and sit down whistling 'I don't want to set the world on fire' a decent way past minimum safe distance.
I knew I recognized that face.
>be 15th century
>be levy in King Noncington IV's army
>seiging some godforsaken French castle
>spend month after month in rainy swampy lowlands waiting for the frogs to starve
>Be on undermine duty
>go down before sunrise, leave after sunset
>days upon days of chipping away at stone
>only light is a dim air-starved torch
>Air is hot, dank and smoky
>begin hearing the sound of pickaxes coming from the other side of the wall
>suddenly a pickaxe bursts through
>spears start thrusting through as the wall gets chipped away at
Men grab their clubs and spears and begin murdering eachother
>lights get snuffed out
>now in total darkness hearing men be murdered around me
>suddenly feel someone bump into me
>shoves a sword through my abdomen
>bleed out in a dark dank hole in the ground
>possibly by a panicked ally
>both sides pour oil into the hole and light it
>die burning to death in a dark hole in the ground
Frick that noise
at least there are no bees, or bears
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Mithridatic_War#Themiscyra
Every time someone mentions unnaground on this board I remember my old tunnel and feel the urge to go dig again.
now would be a good time to build out a cozy little underground shelter before the demons descend
Sick, is that from an Imperial Armour release?