https://www.adn.com/nation-world/2022/07/06/russian-politician-threatens-to-retaliate-against-us-sanctions-by-reclaiming-alaska/
Uhhh, Alaskabros... the Blyatzkrieg is coming...
https://www.adn.com/nation-world/2022/07/06/russian-politician-threatens-to-retaliate-against-us-sanctions-by-reclaiming-alaska/
Good luck trying.
>Good luck trying.
In another blustery warning to the U.S., Vyacheslav Volodin. a longtime Putin aide who serves as the speaker of the lower house of parliament, warned Wednesday that Washington should remember that Alaska was part of Russia when it freezes Russian assets. Russia colonized Alaska and established several settlements there until the U.S. purchased it from Russia in 1867 for $7.2 million.
“When they attempt to appropriate our assets abroad, they should be aware that we also have something to claim back,” Volodin said during a meeting with lawmakers.
Impeccaple vatnik logic yet again. I'm impressed with this guy.
>“When they attempt to appropriate our assets abroad, they should be aware that we also have something to claim back,”
These people really are moronic aren't they. It's like if you sold your barber your old car. Then ried to steal it back since he won't cut your hair because you're a diddler. You'll get a well deserved face full of buckshot.
New Zhirinovsky?
>New Zhirinovsky?
Nah, some other clown.
Oh, that other assclown lmao
DO IT I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFRICKER
>before the A-10s are finally phased out
>Today's Russian army fighting a genuine winter war 2.0 but this time all the way at the other end of the trans-siberian railroad and an ocean as a cherry on top
PLEASE I ASK ONLY ONE THING
You guys take volunteers? I'll trade 10 russian scalps for a citizenship.
Imagine the amount of citizens (and maybe territories) the USA would suddenly get if they actually offered that deal.
>I'll trade 10 russian scalps for a citizenship.
>Imagine the amount of citizens (and maybe territories) the USA would suddenly get if they actually offered that deal.
I don't know about new citizens, but the entire Russian population would essentially be hunted down and scalped.
fun fact: the first historical description we have of scalping is in herodotus's histories, where he describes how the people who lived north of the black sea collected the skins from the heads of their enemies to the east and north.
>the people who lived north of the black sea collected the skins from the heads of their enemies to the east and north.
Well, they got scalped back then, they're getting HIMARSed right now.
History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes surely.
Yes
But mostly by other Russians.
> Yes
> But mostly by other Russians.
That's the best part.
>t.
How do we know you won't just scalp a rat or a skunk? Not like we'd be able to tell the difference.
>Ex Leaf infantry from the far north (bit higher north than Anchorage is)
>Could easily grab like 10 guys who are all ex-CF and would volunteer to dome Slavs for free loot and Citizenship
Fricking please, I beg you.
Wont be much of a winter war, more like shooting fish in a barrel. Unless the sea suddenly freezes between russia and alaska they wont manage to land even a single guy. And even if it does freeze then alaskans will just shoot the fricks who manage to cross.
>Unless the sea suddenly freezes between russia and alaska they wont manage to land even a single guy.
The problem isn’t landing troops, the problem is if they already had all this trouble getting their logistics straight to their troops over land with roads, how fast will their troops starve if they now have to get logistics over air and sea past an actual navy and air force?
all of their tank storage and ammunition dumps are in siberia though, so taking alaska should be a lot easier than taking ukraine.
>taking alaska should be a lot easier
anon you realize if russia even TOUCHED alaska we would just nuke them immediately, right?
>anon you realize if russia even TOUCHED alaska we would just nuke them immediately, right?
Wrong. Alaskans would all strongly argue against that, would utterly destroy the most fun event in generations since beer & buttered bear wrestling.
We'd just do nothing and watch the bears eat the vatnik's supplies.
And spoil the fun? The hell is wrong with you? It's gonna be hard enough finding survivors of the strait crossing to skin, scalp, and crucify, if you nuke them how's anyone stateside supposed to get in on the fun?
>Nuked
Hell no, we can take them without having to hide behind the bomb.
you're fricking moronic and forgot that oceans exist. alaska has no land link with Asia. how is Russia going to transport anything? their entire navy consists of 3 ships
>he does not know about secret russian teleportation technology
it is like you have not even played modern videogames
Russians had the limited invulnerability while Allies had teleportation you fricking casual
2* ships.
> 2* ships.
Damn, those Ukies' drones are working fast!
They sistership to the moskva operates in the pacific.
Would be a shame if somebody smoked in her ammunitions room.
>all of their tank storage and ammunition dumps are in siberia though, so taking alaska should be a lot easier than taking ukraine
Imagine being the Eastern District military commander getting that phone call from Putin demanding a snap invasion of Alaska with your elite force of 12 dipshit Tuvans, their 1 working PT-76 and a single condemned Alligator to carry the lot across the Bering Strait. War would probably be averted by them sinking en route and getting rescued by the coast guard mistaking them for some lost North Korean fisherman.
>getting rescued by the coast guard mistaking them for some lost North Korean fisherman.
That got a chuckle out of me.
US Navy will fricking sink those tanks
>crossing a frozen ocean from your shithole backwater into your ubiquitously superior competitor who has been beating you up for decades is easy then invading your stunted twin from 3 angles directly attached to your largest population centers
I wish actual Russians shilled this much for themselves instead of outsourcing it to moronic 3rd world communist Black folk.
>so taking alaska should be a lot easier than taking ukraine
*submariner erections intensify*
did you forget the US has a navy and airforce or something?
>so taking alaska should be a lot easier than taking ukraine.
Bruh I just got back from there and when you have views like this you really become horrified as to the amount of dead bodies you can fit on an open glacier.
>taking alaska should be a lot easier than taking ukraine
This is the dumbest thing I've read on here since somebody argued that China and France had zero involvement in the Vietnam (aka French Indochina) War.
They wouldn't make it to the front line. Hundreds of years from now people would have deep conspiracy theories about what "really" happened in the Alaska Event where second biggest military in Ukraine inexplicably materialized as a convoy of popsicles in yankeeland.
>Gets domed by drunk native
Nothin personal kid
It would be a whole new meaning to 'gone missing' when an entire division just up and disappears into the forest never to be seen again.
>reclaim Alaska
>half the people in the state have killed someone or are closeted serial killers
>the other half are waiting for their chance
Have fun. I don’t think most people realize how sketchy and dangerous Alaska and Alaskans are.
Yes Alaska is like Texas without the joggers. At this point they have a higher chance of winning an offensive war against Canada than a State of The United States.
>without the joggers
Snow joggers. Most of the white people up there are lower class, uneducated, and dealing with or getting past some form of addiction or criminal background.
Natives are somehow worse though.
Almost always some type of 12ga in the truck and a lot of people with revolvers in shit like 454. Usually the 12ga though.
Texas is urbanites larping as ranchers, Black folk, Mexicans, and like four actual ranchers, none of whom get cold.
>inb4 b-b-but my uncle has a ranch in far nw tx with a high hill that got snow this year
Stfu
Only internationals and 14 year olds from San Antonio think Texas is cool. Mutherfricking ALASKA is the hardest state in the union. Even mountain west chads yield at the sight of a true Alaskan, for we know they somehow deal with more feds, more prairie Black folk, less resources, more mosquitos, eagles that will eat children, and bears like monsters in the night out of some legend.
To be fair, I think folks in the shittier parts of Wisconsin, North Dakota, and Minnesota also know what's up.
We do, and that's why I'm saying these things.
>cold enough för yea?
>keeps tha riff raff out
ahahahaha
Honestly this. If you can homestead Alaska, you can probably live anywhere and survive.
oh boy time to LARP fallout 3
To hell with these clowns, this topic raises an important question:
How prepared are the U.S. Army and NATO (as represented by Canada) for Arctic warfare?
And how different would Arctic warfare itself be from the standard 85-100 degree operating temperature that the Army and Marines are used to?
There's a massive military presence in Alaska.
>There's a massive military presence in Alaska.
Military presence != military operations.
obviously, just look at eastern Ukraine!
Where do you think units stationed in Alaska train?
We have several squadrons of F-22s ready to dust them on land, air, or sea. If they're struggling against the Ukrainian Air Force, they haven't seen nothing yet.
a red flag is done there every year with more aircraft than the ruaf can fly at any time
Alaska has more 5th generation aircraft than any other region of the world, with frequent flight drills. You have the arctic training grounds outside of FWW training troops for arctic land navigation in January. There’s the artillery training range at Ft Greely. This is only the public knowledge stuff. A secret nuke, submarine, or aircraft carrier would improve Alaska’s war readiness.
They got plenty of nuclear subs down in Kitsap, WA so they're not far away
>A secret aircraft carrier
how the frick do you hide an aircraft carrier?
In some James Bond tier underground ice lair tucked away somewhere.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk
that's the secret
Disguise it as a really big wendigo.
yeah
Between Sarah Palin's breasts
>he doesnt know
If I knew it wouldn't be secret.
Secretly
Do like japs and call it a helicopter destroyer or else get a really big trip and cover it.
>How prepared are the U.S. Army and NATO (as represented by Canada) for Arctic warfare?
I'd say that they are decently prepared, or at least working on fixing the perceived issues. There is a reason why USA has been running training basically constantly with Finns and Norwegians during the last few years.
>And how different would Arctic warfare itself be from the standard 85-100 degree operating temperature that the Army and Marines are used to?
Is is completely different and if you throw a veteran from afghanistan to artic he will fricking die without training even if he has the supposedly right equipment for the climate.
>Arctic warfare
Three months of frenzied bunker construction, provisioning, and winning over the locals; Nine months of lobbing missiles.
But any installation worth occupying would be destroyed in the first 72 hours with any rebuild being suicide until the conflict is a glorified police action.
The question is, does russia even have the project force at this point to invade alaska, they cant even succesfully invade&take over nations they border.
Imagine the shitshow of russia trying to get a landing force to alaska and keeping up the logistics too.
>Imagine the shitshow of russia trying to get a landing force to alaska and keeping up the logistics too.
up the logistics
- Comrade General, am hunger!
- Good Yury, go eat the weakest in the end of the pack! You have to grow strong and big like a bear!
The Marine corps keeps near consistent deployments north of the artic circle in Norway.
The US is better prepared to take Vladivostok than Russia is to take Alaska
Would be hilarious if Japan joined in for Tsushima 2: Moskva Boogaloo
Russia is evidently not even prepared for summer warfare and has absolutely zero capabilities to project air power beyond their own frontline in a neighboring country, never mind over the Arctic.
>loses a whole cruiser to a country with no navy
>struggling to maintain air superiority over a country with a fraction of the air power
I really want to see them invade Alaska. I want the dumb shills to kill themselves from the sheer embarrassment
IMO the key to Artic warfare is to keep infantry out of it. Anyone outside is going to be so hot on IR compared to the ground there is no need to worry about a platoon sneaking around and to kill 100% of them you only need to hit their supplies.
It's the only theater I can think of where an infantry is going to be a huge liability.
NATO has collectively been extremely invested in increasing its Arctic capabilities over the past decade or so. Brits, Norwegians, Americans, Canadians, and even bunch of other more southern NATO countries are fricking around in the Arctic all the time.
And these abilities are going to massively improve even further with Swedes and Finns joining. I'd imagine they have whole lot of know-how to share.
Not as prepared as the Canucks. We've been in the desert for like 40 years after all. But we get along relatively well and it wouldn't take too long to come up to speed.
>How prepared are the U.S. Army and NATO
Canada and Norway are probably most well versed in arctic warfare, balts know how to fight in wet winter.
Mountainous countries have mountain troops which know the cold but environment is not even remotely same as in arctic areas.
Last time I read about alaskan soldiers it seemed to read like they are special forces.
So what are Alaskans carrying? I'm imagining Russians getting domed by .45 70 lever actions.
30-06 on up to 375h&h and 404 jeffries.
The natives hunt whales with anti-materiel rifles, so extrapolate from there.
ukraine is winning
>the water is wet
I mean honestly Ukrainians are using them on it's units, civilians and Russian troops that don't even pick up their dead after months.
Gotta bury all these vatnik corpses. The Russian Army sure doesn't care about doing that, after all.
>Ukrainian units are climbing out of body bags
>the dead are rising
>Russia has unleashed the Z virus
>now we know why they spraypainted Z's on their tanks
holy shitballs we're fricked
Please please please do it
I NEED to see ruskies get btfo and rp Fallout 3
PLEASE
At this rate I think Alaska could stop an invasion of rusBlack folk without the rest of the country actually moving a finger.
So yeah go ahead lmao.
Do it homosexual, we've been doing exercises for decades leading up to this moment.
Rushitia looks like mad dog.
If the Russian conscripts thought being raped by their own officers was bad, wait until they meet the lonely Alaskan Bear-man.
So professional rapists against professional rapists?
do it
no balls
Operation Anchorage?
Good.
I can smell the whale blubber from your cheeks all the down here
Thought sanctions didnt work?
>Thought sanctions didnt work?
russia stronk!
SANCTIONS DO NOTHING TO MIGHTY RUSSIA
...but pls lift them or I will nook okay?
Metal Gear?
If they want to play this "historical territories" game fine. In the spirit of history I demand Putin pay tithe for each of its territories to the Golden Horde in annual tribute. As in the past, the tribute must be in silver and gold, and in quantity enough to pay for a modern, standing army of no less than 80,000 combatants.
What the frick is this image? Yuri of moscow (Georgy Danilovich, same guy) was Genghis' successors b***h, are the russians that run wherever this is trying to pretend he *was* genghis? wat?
>Be Russian in Soviet Union
>Be told your whole life Russia is greatest bestest ever
>Become mindbroken by the absolute state of Russian living standards
>Create fanfiction claiming history is faked and much shorter than claimed
>Claim there used to be a Super Russia - Tataria; who ruled the world
>"we wuz Mongols and blyaaaaaaaaaat"
>Tataria
I'mma use that for my next d&d campaign.
>are the russians that run wherever this is trying to pretend he *was* genghis? wat?
Yes.
This.
These people are crazy. The sane ones are in hiding fearing for their lives and the lives of their loved ones, are in jail for political dissent, fled a long time ago, are actively trying to flee right now, have been killed by the FSB/mafia, have killed themselves, or are about to kill themselves to dodge the misery that's being a russian, but can't fricking do it because it's hard to decide to have a nice day, so instead they drink. A lot.
No exceptions.
This guy and Aleksandr Velikiy are true Russian heroes. I'll never forget Napoleonov's valiant attempt to free Russia from its imperial oppressors as well despite him being a bit niche.
>we wuz
Tiblas are literally Black folk
brb moving to alaska
Alaska belongs to Russiya. We recognize Alaska independence and send VDV.
>We recognize Alaska independence and send VDV.
Based triple!
>VDV plans to land in Anchorage
>They land in the high mountains of Denali instead due to American GPS spoofing and proceed to get lost and freeze to death.
Would be hilarious to watch.
>Russians
>Freezing to death
The ultimate irony.
You know, shit happens.
Happens a lot actually, comes with the territory.
Witnessed, but wouldn't sending the VDV just involve paradropping coffins at this point?
DO IT! I fricking beg you do it, I will watch with popcorn vatniks assblasted by USAF in first day of "special needs military operation"
DO IT homosexual
>thousands upon thousands of Russians die trying to cross the Pacific
A surprising amount of such cases.
>thousands upon thousands of Russians die trying to cross the Pacific
Not the first time.
We could get a repeat of that, the chinese have been eying vladivostok for some time now, it's very popular nationalistic drive, even backed by the CCP, that vladivostok is rightfully chinese land and russia should return it.
And in a all out war i dont see the chinks backing up russia, there is just nothing to gain in it for them.
Lies! That is Hohol landing craft destroid by DNR freedome fighters at Snack Island.
yes Russia please send all of your male children to Alaska so that we can kill them, Russians should not breed any longer
Oh frick I wish a Black person would. Give me the bloodshed I desire.
frick I wouldn't be surprised if the Alaskan locals could repel the vatniks with no US support.
Come on then, we're oh so defenseless since we sent all of our military gear to Ukraine. What do you have to lose?
Lol if you're an American and unironically can't get the vatnik wiener out of your mouth you need to kys. Russoids will forever be America's eternal existential enemy and everything needs to be done for their total annihilation to be achieved at American hands. Destroying Russia needs to be the ambition of every true American patriot.
This man even shits red white and blue and no he wont see a doctor because he cant afford one. Freedom isnt free.
>muh healthcare!
Try something else, kid
>Russoids will forever be America's eternal existential enemy and everything needs to be done for their total annihilation to be achieved at American hands
No, Russia needs to forever be a "credible threat".
God please fricking finally do something you vathomosexuals edging morons. God I want to see them get slaughtered by th mutt pot combination of Native American seal clubbers that subsist in the north and would probably scalp them before dissappearing into the snow working with the rural redneck preppers in the south that would go full wolverines on any vathomosexuals attack. The US wouldnt even need to redeploy any military assets if those fricks tried.
Imagine how easy it will be to argue why civilians need an AR-15 if Alaska got invaded and civilians started fighting Russian forces
russia is literally ganondorf
%triforce
I am Amerikan from Alaska Oblast. And I hope Russia come here and give us freedom from nazi Biden regime that is helping hohols. Alaskans are ethnic Russians that are being oppressed by USA troony government and Alaska always part of mother Russia. Come save us Poutine.
;^)
I thought the sanctions were destroying the west and making Russia stronger?
Yes, soon the west has no choice but surrender and pay reparation for the sanctions. Alaska will be part of the reparations.
inshallah brother
By Allah I see the annihilation of West as clearly as I see you
molṑn labé
What, again? Didn't they threaten to do the same exact thing like two months ago?
Is your house near the coast?
He lives in a pineapple under the sea
Lord please grant the vatBlack folk the stupidity required to invade. I would be on the next plane to Alaska to go defend my glorious home state. I really want nothing than slaughter those dumb fricks and collect ears. Welcome to the last frontier mother fricker.
>Medvedev
Of course it's Medvedev.
He must be really bored.
Given how ukraine got dunked on so hard after 8 years of preparation by nato im kinda thinking maybe we could make it work. By the time we get ottawa mutts would just be crossing the border, throw a nuke or two and americas got a new neighbour! Then just wait for the inevitable boog and Bob's your uncle- world peace achieved
Mike bigguns freedom from Idaho oblast here, many in USA would welcome their russian liberators with open arms. Many dissatisfaction with current premier Biden and his troony ministers.. Allah willing it will be a glorious victory for the new USSR.
And /chug/gers actually, ACTUALLY think they could win.
please lmao, PLEASE, try it, i'm begging you, TRY IT, c'mon we ARE FROTHING TO KILL RUSSIANS
For their sake, I hope they understand what a monumentally stupid move it would be to act on those threats.
For our sake, I hope they don't.
russians never act on threats, they move goalposts and red lines until they are against a wall and get their shitty rat faces bashed in
never trust a slav, their promises mean nothing to them and they will never carry out anything they swear to do
I just know that there’s some moron on Alaska who’s willing to take Russian money and guns to start shit up, and declare a “People’s Republic of Alaska”.
And then our alphabet friends would discreetly dismantle it
Looks like russia regrets giving certain things away. They want it back. I wonder what else they might want
>R*ssians still seething about Alaska
You morons sold it to us. It's not like we took it from you, get over it
Imagine if France still lost their shit over the Louisiana Purchase lmao.
Russians still failed to realise that weight threats depend on ability to back them up.
Big roided up thug with a shotgun saying he will frick you up is a reason for concern.
Scrawny noguns pencilnecked zoomer kid screeching exactly same thing at top of his lungs could be either amusing or annoying, but nobody would ever fear him.
it seems that russians still can't comprehend how utterly this war ruined their international image as military power that should be respected.
old dickbag went nuts
btw if that scenario happens can nato liberate amur oblast?
>can nato liberate amur oblast
Dunno mate, could get nasty trying to drive chinks away in a land war.
> chinks
frick
i hope they're not going to swoop in
U.S. propoganda really going all out now lmao
>Russian officials saying moronic shit
>US propaganda
were you dropped on your head?
America cyber-soldiers be of hacking Russian official brain. This act of war.
I.
Wish.
A.
Black person.
Would.
Fricking try, I know for a fact my neighbors are more well armed, armored, and trained than the majority of Russian personnel. I'd castrate myself for a chance to shoot ruskis in my backyard.
Why the frick not. Screw it. Invade the Sun, siege Narnia and Neverland. Imagination is your only limit when you have no credibility left.
also
> Dmitry Medvedev
drunk moron
literally new zhirinovsky
Russia would steamroll the US in Alaska
US has no arctic warfare experience and Russia's military back bone is based on artic warfare
wouldnt even be fare for americ**ts
Lol lmao even.
US guns would freeze from the oil they use on them
You realize there are more guns than people in this state by far. Also, our military would be able to sit indoors in a pleasant 60 degrees at the myriad scalehouses, rest stops, and cabins which completely negates freezing of guns if that was an actual issue.
That's great and all, but how the frick are Russians going to land on Alaska?
It is only 55 miles of sea at the shortest point, brave russian soldiers can just swim that distance!
IT'S PEREPRAVA TIME ONCE AGAIN
I invent new VDV delivery vehicle
you put vehicle on tochka and fire at enemy, VDV can jump out before missile hit near target and explode
>US has no arctic warfare experience and Russia's military back bone is based on artic warfare
We have multiple divisions stationed in Alaska for the express purpose of practicing to frick up Russia. We created an entire new airborne division there (11th AD) just a few weeks ago. Yours is quite possibly the single most idiotic post in the entire thread.
>has no arctic warfare experience
Are you implying the Russians actually utilize their past war experiences?
If Russia is so good at Winter why was the Czechoslovak legion capable of occupying it for 2 years?
Curious.
Imagine watching Russia get the shit kicked out of it since February and actually thinking it still had any gas left in the tank. The Soviets are spent. They have nothing left and they're utterly incapable of posing a threat to anyone but their immediate neighbors (but not conquer them). Russia doesn't even have recent arctic warfare experience. No one does. But America does have something the Russians do not... A proven track record of actually being able to win conventional wars against opposing armies. Russia can't even get to the phase where they get bored of a grinding insurgency, that's how shit they are.
Inhaling weapons grade copium for 4 months has finally started causing catastrophic and irreversible brain damage
Can anyone that understands autism explain what the frick I'm watching here?
He's outlining the binder clip like a bored high schooler
He's tracing around and then coloring in the metal tabs on the binder clip.
It's his first encounter with a binder clip. Such technology baffles the monke.
> monke reacts to magic compilation
he's incredibly bored
The cancer has started eating his brain.
>*wipes out your entire fleet of F22s*
Nothing personal raptors
it’s worse than an F-22
>>*wipes out your entire fleet of F22s*
>only 16 made
>probably only 5 have the proper engines
lol
Mosquitos alone would repel any kind of Ruskie invasion
there are mosquitos in russia too you know
in Alaska it can be more impressive to find something that's not a mosquito
Is there something you can ingest that kills those bastards without hardening your own body?
Deet deters biting bugs, but what about the ones that get past it?
> What about the ones that get past DEET?
Man up? It's like you never want to visit Australia.
>some german dude
W-what's that?
>he doesn't know
One guy in Europe owns that entire eighth of australia.
Few people historically murdering hitchhikers and backpackers on the nullaboor.
I wouldn't worry about it.
When I was in Darwin a few times, the Elephant mosquito is a really impressive beast. Thankfully it doesn't actually bite people though, which is good because its about I'd say, 35mm across or about an inch and half across in burger circumferences
By far the worst mosquitoes I've met here though are in the Hunter Valley in NSW, there's the Hexham Grey which is Aedes alterans and he's got a cousin Aedes sagax which is a bit more to the south west- they're about 25mm across or a good old inch. Which is kind of fearsome by itself, except they REALLY like biting people and animals, they also hurt like a son of a b***h when they bite and it will travel in swarms so they can beat the frick out of you and steal your wallet. You can hear them coming though, so just fricking run, every man for his self!
Why are you southern man swinging, get Off!
This is basically what most Australians think happens in the northern hemisphere
>ultraviolent light
>3 fricking hours
SHITLOADS of drugs.
Supposedly some american rockstar once killed a mosquito that way. It sucked, took flight, then fell down dead, according to the story.
fruit based repellants work on ones that have learned that DEET = food.
>Is there something you can ingest that kills those bastards without hardening your own body?
>Deet deters biting bugs, but what about the ones that get past it?
Seriously? Honest answer? Ivermectin.
You know that shit that the leftards were shrieking was "horse dewormer" and that anyone who took it would literally die? It's a human antiparasitic medication ALSO -- just like a lot of drugs, it works in animals as well as in humans, go figure.
High doses of ivermectin -- well above what would normally be used for medically effective doses for treating the river blindness parasite, for example -- will kill mosquitos that bite you. The medical establishment was considering using it that way to kill malaria mosquitos in Africa.
Much MUCH higher doses will cause convulsions and kill you, but you really have to frick up quite badly to take that much at once.
Here, you don't have to take my word for it, there are actual medical studies.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8240090/
Remember this next time some mask-wearing Branch Covidian goes off on you for being a horse-dewormer-eating Trump supporter.
>Ivermectin
This, they give this to people who needs to enter the Amazon too
Th main thing you are ignoring is that ivermectin is not effective in inhibiting reproduction of the virus unless you reach those toxic doses and that's in vitro, to reach concentrations like that in vivo, you need even more.
[citation needed]
>A virus is not a parasite.
Look at the big brain on Anonymous! No one ever claimed they were identical, dumbfrick.
Amazingly enough, sometimes a drug for one thing works for something else unrelated as well. That's how sildenafil, a medication for pulmonary hypertension, became the world's best-selling boner pill years ago. And hey, it turns out that metronidazole works against bacteria as well as some parasites.
>To kill a virus with invermectin you need to take toxic amounts.
LOL. You don't "kill" a virus. You block it from using the host's cells to reproduce itself. It's called "finesse", something that /k/ cannot into.
A virus is not a parasite. The reason viruses are so difficult to deal with is their rate of mutation. To kill a virus with invermectin you need to take toxic amounts. Thus it is by and large useless for its meme usage.
DO IT homosexual
UNIRONICALLY, DO IT
As a democrat let them have Alaska. Less Republican electoral votes
>be russkie
>parachute in outside Anchorage, chute doesn't open
>luckily land in a snow bank, so only 5 broken bones
>emergency vodka, deploy
>only rations is a can of meat made from prisoners in a gulag just outside Svwwserdlovdvatinklovska oblast
>limp my way to the nearest house, see if I can threaten the owner for some food
>knock on door, brandishing rusted over AKM that saw Khrushchev in office
>greeted with bubbas pissin hot loads out of a win 1886
>the last thought that enters my head as my brains leak out onto the snow, is I wish I could have raped my sister more
I think Alaska will be fine.
Bonus: homesteader acquires dropped loot, rusted over AKM, and restores it to pre-factory specs with WD40, a fingernail file, and some leftover bear teeth from last winter.
Equisetum
Double horseshoe of Copenhagen long cut
Stay the frick out of my woods homosexual bugman hordes
Does this mean we can invade Siberia, claim it, and we can all move there and have babies with qt Russian girls on free plots of land?
>Does this mean we can liberate Siberia, claim it
Yes. Yes, it does,. All the U.S. has to do is recognize Siberia as an independent territory, then annex it. Uh, "liberate" it. Russia set the precedent in 2014 with Crimea. We can claim that the Native American population in Siberia needs protection from its occupiers.
What's Russia going to do? Drive T-34s at us? Threaten to nuke us? Declare a Special Military Operation on us?
Russia is over. Frick them all the way back to Belarus and let Poland & Lithuania have them.
>Meanwhile, over the Bering Strait
WHERE ARE OUR REINFORCEMENTS
Do they realize how pathethic they sound when making threats like these? It's like a child claiming that he'll beat up an adult, it would be cute if we didn't know the child was a pathologic c**t.
Domestic audience eats it up. Same as Chinese threats.
>can barely take Ukraine, a country a fraction of its size and right next door by land
>start another front against the US
They’re just copying North Korea’s tactic at this point of saying crazy shit
US is weaker than Ukraine. Too many domestic issues. If the Russians ever invaded Alaska, Texas and most of the South would secede and there'd be a Civil War.
Please tell us why texas and the south would secede the moment russia attacks us, I want a good laugh.
https://www.newsweek.com/texas-secede-us-2023-gop-pushes-referendum-1717254
It's reality. The fact is that the political parties have two different visions for American and they're completely irreconcilable. The secession starts because the federal government is at its weakest and a two front war would be the rebellion's best chance.
They’ve been voting for secession for the past couple decades now. A war with russia isn’t going to kick start that anymore than whatever social decay is happening. Same with east Oregon. If you don’t actually live in the US, stop trying to interject your schizo predictions.
Vatnik desperation is reaching new heighs every day and they think (and hope) extremist morons on the internet represent every day americans lmao
Hell, if anything binds people in the US together it's probably the chance to kill Russians.
Or you know, both "irreconcilable" parties would be spurred by a foreign invasion and forget their differences in order to remove the rus gypsoid horde?
Republicans have been allied to Russia for a while now.
Is that why they've overwhelmingly voted in favor of lend lease for ukr? you russians really are dumb gypsies
Right, hence why they all voted against all the Ukrainian gibs of money and military equipment…
that's crazy talk, when has a military or terroristic attack on American soil ever unified the country instantly, massively swelled enlistment, and given the government virtually carte blanch to do whatever they need to over at least a few years if not more to retaliate? I mean other than every single time it actually happened
That's some sound military intel there, if Russia strikes now there's no way the US forces will be able to get it together in time to throw the Russians back
Two days, three tops
>It's reality
See, pearl harbor and 9/11.
An attack on the US would just make it more cohesive if anything.
>See, pearl harbor and 9/11.
Please don't compare the Russians to the Japanese here, anon.
The IJN actually made it to Pearl without losing a single ship on the way, the planes found the harbor on the first try and they actually hit their targets AND managed to find the way back to the carriers. Also, no random fishermen were shot on the way from Japan.
Compare that to the utter shitshow the Russians put up when they sailed for Tsushima, and i don't even mean the battle itself.
Just tbh, effectively the entire US bourgeoisie is united on the topic of Ukraine. One of my customers is a Texas billionaire and came in for a sales meeting in February and immediately started ranting about how we needed to kill Putin. Very based.
So, if that’s their opinion on Ukraine, what do you think their opinion will be on a hated foreign invader on actual US territory? I would guess that basically their view would be to demand the dismemberment of the Russian state by any means necessary. And the Senate would deliver on that.
That's exactly what secessionist movements in the USA need - to be forever associated with traitors that sold out to an oppressive foreign regime.
An invasion of North America would reorient the priorities of people and governments. Russians invading Alaska would be the best thing for gun owners in Canada and the US. The best thing we could ever hope for. It would be the single catalyst event for people with our mindset to reclaim control of our nations from impractical, limp wristed, ideological twerps. I really wish a homie would.
And think what goodies /k/ommando's in the invasion are would get 😀 Full moron AK's and explosives 😀 NVG's and tanks :DD
Vals
PKPs
God i wish they actually did it
I would collect enemy helmets like Obelix :DD
>The fact is that the political parties have two different visions for American and they're completely irreconcilable.
They could be made to agree on something :
"-Fricking Russians !! Git out of our frozen backyard !"
>If the Russians ever invaded Alaska, Texas and most of the South would secede and there'd be a Civil War.
Are you joking?
Most of the south would be lining up in the greatest hunting trip convoy in the history of the US to try to beat the Army and National Guard units to Alaska since it's open season on Russians.
Americans cannot understand the deep brotherly love between Inuit and Russians. Russians would be welcomed with open arms by the Alaska native Inuit population, as long as they brought enough vodka with them.
Russians will tell stories of supernatural creature in the woods of Alaska. Skinwalkers that ran through the Foret with unnatural speed. When it was really just a meth addict and his machete.
I wish dumb rusroaches would try it but nope, they are pussies
>reclaiming-alaska
Do it, homosexual. I dare you.
>russia threatens
>Alaska
Nothing of value would be lost
T. New yorker
>Nothing of value would be lost
Sure thing, no need for all that oil.
Nothing is coming. Russia can’t even invade a European neighbor without getting reamed out like a gay prom date. If they come here anyone the environment doesn’t kill will wish for the Taliban.
According to shi-I mean actual Americans on here and /misc/, russia is curbstombing Ukraine and that they are ultra winning right now.
Please please do try.
Im pretty sure Alaska could defend itself lmao
thank god putin is finally coming to liberate us from biden and the rest of these liberals
Implessive.
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so basically suicide by cop?
i thought the sanctions wasnt a big deal
Did everyone just collectively forget that Article 5 is a thing?
Reminder that those are the same people that announced this year that John McCain isn't allowed to set foot on Russian soil anymore.
USA doesn't need Article 5 to steamroll Russia. Regardless, it's all just political bluster. They literally said they should nuke USA by slamming a nuclear missile in a 'testing ground' or 'desert' to show USA they 'mean business'. It's fricking bullshit.
I want to say if you're picking a fight with the US directly article 5 becomes kinda superfluous but on the other hand sending everything east to get destroyed in the Bering Strait that leaves everything West completely undefended
Hell forget Nato imagine what all the old Warsaw countries who hate them will do
>Hell forget Nato imagine what all the old Warsaw countries who hate them will do
anon those are in nato
but yeah i agree that russia starting conventional war with the US In the east would see Polish (and soon enough, Finnish) troops rolling into Moscow in a month lmao.
>the Pentagon rn.
I look forward to tying captured russians to trees and letting the wildlife say hello
>offer citizenship for 10 bodies
>amnesty for 5
>cash reward for everything else
Military not needed. Ex cons, meth heads, and alcoholics would clean up so fast
citizenship for 10 bodies
russians would turn on themselves
Alaskan Eskimo hunters vs VDV, who would win?
Not a year goes by when some ruskie fricknugget doesn't reiterate this shit.
> Billboard with "Alaska is ours!" sign in Krasnoyarsk, Russia
hmm, what do they mean by this
>Alaska is part of our empire!
>forget to include Alaska on the fricking map
With what army?
That's not going to happen.
But i wish it did
What is the dumbest part of this?
>that Russia thinks they're entitled to land they deliberately sold 150 years ago
>that they think they can afford an entire second invasion when they already can't take Ukraine
>thinking they could ship an army across Siberia and the Bering Strait when they can't even just drive to fricking Kiev
>thinking their navy and air force are even remotely prepared to go up against the US when they can't even secure air/sea supremacy against a foe with no air force or navy
>thinking that they will also somehow be able to just ignore the rest of NATO waging war against them in Europe
russia is so fricking done. i'm even kinda scared of what will happen once the vatniks frick off of ukraine's territory and monke get's domed by his own swamp. what if russia actually disintegrates?
>all those nukes just floating around
that's what i am mostly afraid of. it has the potential to become pic related or "Sum of all Fears" multiplied by ten or so
A new golden age of spooks is coming
Imagine the amount of black ops shit it would happen on a balkanized Russia to protect the nukes
>what if russia actually disintegrates?
How terrible
Was terrible enough for George H. W. Bush, when he wuz afraid of muh nukes being owned by 5 separate state instead of one USSR back in 1991.