You're right, I need to calm down an accept that I will never have superior fun outdoors if the altitude doesn't reach high enough number. How can I do that though??? I really need the number to be high if I'm to get an erection... How am I supposed to brag online about my achievement of walking up a dirt hill for 3 hours if the dirt hill isn't at LEAST 14,000 feet... It's over, there's no option but suicide at this point.
Why do people like you, who've never been to Colorado or even west of the Mississippi, seethe over Colorado so much?
The irony is you couldn't even make it the three hours to the peak of an entry level 14k peak... hell, you've yet to even make it to the parking lot lmao
I just find your superiority complex hilarious. >John Reiber’s property includes large portions of the Decalibron Loop, a 7-mile trail outside of Alma, Colorado, that crosses four fourteeners: Democrat, Cameron, Lincoln, and Bross.
I could walk only seven miles and COLLECT a hecking FOUR FOURTEENERS for my HIKING BRAG COLLECTION!?!?! Sign me the heckerino up!!
I missed the part where you told the audience where you live. Oh wait, you wont because on top of your major cope you're also a coward.
Yes, I'm superior to you--the irony is you have text book inferiority complex and I'm just smug about it.
You live where exactly? Oh wait, you won't answer that lamo.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I live in Mississippi, nowhere near a mountain and I will likely never travel to one, because I don't care. You aren't superior to anyone, no one gives a shit about mountain height. It's so funny seeing people feeling superior about something that means literally nothing, it's like the 20 lbs shit I took a few days ago. Damn my shit is WAY bigger than yours, how pathetic, keep coping loser you'll never shit as hard as me.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Mississippi >Inferiority complex confirmed
They can hear you REEEEEE from the ISS
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry, you must shit at least 15lbs at a time for your opinion to be relevant, that's how we measure greatness in Mississippi.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>fattest state in the union >triggered by vigorous exercise and physical accomplishments
Pottery
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Appalachia Anon here; I don’t even bother going PrepHole locally between June-October because it’s fucking miserably hot, humid, and mosquito and tick infested.
The best part about summer trips to Colorado and being above 10k is the perfect temperatures and lack of bugs.
It’s also objectively more difficult to climb at higher elevation, which is a fun challenge, and I’ve never seen a black person over 12k, which is the cherry on top
>implying I’m going to obey faggacrat and rethuglican feudalism over land.
Yeah send officer porkins to get me on the ridges leading to those mountains statist cucks
>gay libertarian can’t bother reading the article to see it’s a private land owner
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This. I'm in Montana and while winter is long and sometimes brutal, late spring/summer/early fall can be absolutely blissful.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Good point. The eastern half of the country is a humid and buggy shitshow in summer. Even places way up north like Minnesota and Michigan can get bad. The Rockies are perfect in the summer. I prefer 12ers and 13ers myself. Similar open views without the crowds that you see on the 14ers. And many are more challenging than basic bitch shit like Bierstadt and Quandary.
Speaking like this is the faggiest imaginable. Wow people like going to unique places, better make the ten billionth soierino post to show how little that matters to me
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>people going to unique places
it's not that it's that it's talking about going there, it's the shitting on activities that don't involve going there is what bothers me.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The fact that you think anyone cares about what bothers you is your most obvious problem.
The irony is you're trying to shit on people that like 14ers lamo--god damn you're retarded.
>implying I’m going to obey faggacrat and rethuglican feudalism over land.
Yeah send officer porkins to get me on the ridges leading to those mountains statist cucks
Colorado has 58 peaks over 14k feet. How many does your state have?... oh wait, you're not even American.
access to the peaks in my state isn't restricted by private landowners loser
>none of our 14k peaks have restricted access
that's because your state doesn't have any 14k peaks. You aren't clever.
https://catskillmountainclub.org/doubletop-and-graham-mountains-are-closed-to-public-access/
>eastoids
>garden gnomeyork
NOOOOOOOOO, IS THAT LARGE ALTITUDE NUMBER????? I CANT ENJOY OUTDOORS WITHOUT JERKING OFF TO HOW LARGE THE NUMBER NEXT TO THE ALTOMETER IS
You need to work on your coping skills.
You're right, I need to calm down an accept that I will never have superior fun outdoors if the altitude doesn't reach high enough number. How can I do that though??? I really need the number to be high if I'm to get an erection... How am I supposed to brag online about my achievement of walking up a dirt hill for 3 hours if the dirt hill isn't at LEAST 14,000 feet... It's over, there's no option but suicide at this point.
Why do people like you, who've never been to Colorado or even west of the Mississippi, seethe over Colorado so much?
The irony is you couldn't even make it the three hours to the peak of an entry level 14k peak... hell, you've yet to even make it to the parking lot lmao
I just find your superiority complex hilarious.
>John Reiber’s property includes large portions of the Decalibron Loop, a 7-mile trail outside of Alma, Colorado, that crosses four fourteeners: Democrat, Cameron, Lincoln, and Bross.
I could walk only seven miles and COLLECT a hecking FOUR FOURTEENERS for my HIKING BRAG COLLECTION!?!?! Sign me the heckerino up!!
I missed the part where you told the audience where you live. Oh wait, you wont because on top of your major cope you're also a coward.
Yes, I'm superior to you--the irony is you have text book inferiority complex and I'm just smug about it.
You live where exactly? Oh wait, you won't answer that lamo.
I live in Mississippi, nowhere near a mountain and I will likely never travel to one, because I don't care. You aren't superior to anyone, no one gives a shit about mountain height. It's so funny seeing people feeling superior about something that means literally nothing, it's like the 20 lbs shit I took a few days ago. Damn my shit is WAY bigger than yours, how pathetic, keep coping loser you'll never shit as hard as me.
>Mississippi
>Inferiority complex confirmed
They can hear you REEEEEE from the ISS
I'm sorry, you must shit at least 15lbs at a time for your opinion to be relevant, that's how we measure greatness in Mississippi.
>fattest state in the union
>triggered by vigorous exercise and physical accomplishments
Pottery
Appalachia Anon here; I don’t even bother going PrepHole locally between June-October because it’s fucking miserably hot, humid, and mosquito and tick infested.
The best part about summer trips to Colorado and being above 10k is the perfect temperatures and lack of bugs.
It’s also objectively more difficult to climb at higher elevation, which is a fun challenge, and I’ve never seen a black person over 12k, which is the cherry on top
>gay libertarian can’t bother reading the article to see it’s a private land owner
This. I'm in Montana and while winter is long and sometimes brutal, late spring/summer/early fall can be absolutely blissful.
Good point. The eastern half of the country is a humid and buggy shitshow in summer. Even places way up north like Minnesota and Michigan can get bad. The Rockies are perfect in the summer. I prefer 12ers and 13ers myself. Similar open views without the crowds that you see on the 14ers. And many are more challenging than basic bitch shit like Bierstadt and Quandary.
Speaking like this is the faggiest imaginable. Wow people like going to unique places, better make the ten billionth soierino post to show how little that matters to me
>people going to unique places
it's not that it's that it's talking about going there, it's the shitting on activities that don't involve going there is what bothers me.
The fact that you think anyone cares about what bothers you is your most obvious problem.
The irony is you're trying to shit on people that like 14ers lamo--god damn you're retarded.
I only jack off when under the effects of acute altitude sickness
I mean if I was in his shoes I'd do the same, I dont want some retard getting injured and suing me.
Why hasn’t Colorado pulled a New Hampshire and “nationalized” their hiking/recreation peaks?
>implying I’m going to obey faggacrat and rethuglican feudalism over land.
Yeah send officer porkins to get me on the ridges leading to those mountains statist cucks
I have only been to Colorado once and been up one 14er, but trying to bag them all seems like a fun hobby.
that canadian van forestry hobo guy that climbs mountain with his chihuahua won't like this because that kind of thing is his youtube shill
protip
learn how to link to the comment you're replying to. Your post has exactly zero context and you sound like you have turrets.
>tourette's makes you reply without context