>trying to shit while PrepHole in long pants
>have them pulled down to my ankles
>supporting my body weight with my arms behind my back while hovering off the ground
>as I release my shit both my arms cramp
>fall and land on my own shit
Felt it smoosh against my ass. So how am I actually supposed to shit when in long pants?
some actual thread died because you thought dude strapped into a tree shitting was a new thing
Bruh this is Scotland there aren't any trees
Just strip naked then, moron
>Dig a hole the size of a toilet bowl
>Sit
>Shit
What's the issue?
absolutely hilarious stuff
good thread OP
am i the only guy who lieks to get FULLY NAKED to avoid this?
just take your fricking pants and socks and shirt off then go and shit away from your clothes and you wont have to fricking squat awkwardly to avoid the cloth of your pants and shirt getting smooshed by the shit as it slowly drops out of your ass
genuinely cannot shit with a shirt or pants on nowadays, i'm confident in my superior form, i squat to take a dump we call it gargoyling
Shit facing uphill while on all fours, like a dog. Can't go wrong
Lmao. Will try
You'll probably shit shit all over your balls
or I'll ball all over your shit
I take off my pants and underwear to avoid pissing directly in them whilst doing a squat/hover shit. You only piss in your own pants around your ankles once.
damn op
how fat are you
>too fat to squat
fat? Did someone say fat?
AHAHAHA FATASSES WHY ARE YOU SO FRICKING FAT LMFAO FAT FAT FAT
RIP PrepHole
This happened to me when I was 10 on my first hunt I nearly commit suicide when I had to walk back to my father covered in shit. If this happened to me as an adult suicide would be guaranteed. Not because I fell in my shit, because that's kind of funny, but because it implies I'm a weak, fat, moronic "person."
skill issue
the other day we were staying at a fc/fs cabin and i went and shitted in the pouring rain in a hole i dug, only to find the outhouse was about 1/8th mi down a trail from the cabin. didnt fall in my shit though.
>Walk up to tree
>Squat down
>Wrap arms around it like you are hugging it
>Shit
It's really not that hard man
Weirdly erotic post
I've tried that and it is actually hard. Your arms get tired and you have to reach back with one arm to wipe, holding your entire bodyweight with the other warm. It's pretty risky.
Get up, move, wipe , deposit. You dumb dumb
then you risk dingleberries falling on your pants and underwear, and shit smearing around your buttcheeks as you move around.
The companies that make outdoor gear will see this as an opportunity, probably start marketing one person ultra light toilets. Titanium framed with dyneema webbing for the low cost of 500 bucks.
How the frick are you all so weak or unused to pain? What the frick.
I always pee on the back of my pants on accident