I like to put my trash can out the night before, but people will come at night pick through it and leave a mess. Sometimes it gets knocked over so the garbage company won't pick up. How can I stop this from happening?
Trash pickers causing mess
I like to put my trash can out the night before, but people will come at night pick through it and leave a mess. Sometimes it gets knocked over so the garbage company won't pick up. How can I stop this from happening?
>How can I stop this from happening?
Move to somewhere where the homeless freeze and die off every winter.
Is that in Freedom units or in degrees science?
>Is that in Freedom units or in degrees science?
First one, then the other.
>homeless
>homeless
OP didn’t say homeless and the homeless around here won’t do shit but beg.
don't put it out the night before.
move to a better neighborhood (I did).
maybe spray the trash with pepper spray
>maybe spray the trash with pepper spray
Super based.
You live in a shit neighborhood.
>maybe spray the trash with pepper spray
Some kind of poison ivy oil extract...
Please, please, please tell us what region you live in.
I live in the tri-groid area but more upstate so this shouldn't be happening.
>racoons
It's people you can hear them muttering.
Used needles
mix in used, uncovered saw blades
Hide in can.
When they approach, jump out naked and scream who wants a good frickin’?!?
If they decline or don’t die from shock, beat them to death with axe handle.
Dispose of body in can.
Profit.
>Hide in can.
> When they approach, jump out naked and scream who wants a good frickin’?!?
> If they decline or don’t die from shock, beat them to death with axe handle.
What if they accept a good frickin?
>What if they accept a good frickin?
Best case scenario
Hobos have lots of gay butt sex. We get it. Not sure how this fact can help stop trash picking.
mutt man raccoons lmao
Move to a better neighborhood. Trash cans are just the beginning.
This one doesn't look that bad and it's in a terrible neighborhood.
perfectly balanced specimen
Imagine if shooting them were legal
lol my friend loves doing this and just became a cop
>Imagine if shooting them were legal
If I lived in a place where druggies were that bad I'd don a super hero costume and load up on free narcan and narcan the absolute frick out of anyone that was high. See someone just finishing shooting up. NARCAN MAN TO THE RESCUE!
They would be so pissed because I just ruined their high. It would be hilarous.
Saving lives and ruining highs. NARCAMAN
You'd have your ass handed to you in about 3 seconds.
You don't know the powers of NARCANMAN!
I don’t want to stay up late.
Buy heavy-duty contractor bags and tie them very tightly. The homeless will move on to another bin.
that fricking ring kek
Quick someone photoshop goatsee on there!
Get a trash compacter.
>How can I stop this from happening?
Move to a city thats not run by democrats.
Pour some ammonia into the garbage bags before you tie them up & put them in the cans. They’ll start skipping your house soon.
Put a fricking venomous snake in there.
>Put a fricking venomous snake in there.
What if they are some tentacle porn addict and enjoy getting fricked by a venomous snake?
piss jug glitter bomb
Pressurised acid booby-trap so whoever opens it up gets the ark of the covenant treatment.
Why is your shit not on bags? Why is it loose?
>clearly two different types of bin bags
>anon literally said hobos go through it
Gee I wonder anon. Maybe the intelligent hobos could answer your question.
Yes they dump out all the bags, making the cleanup more difficult. Maybe I shouldn’t even use bags, then they could rummage through the can without pulling bags out.
>not using bags
Guaranteed knock over and dump out.
Spray the entire container and the trash on top with a grease like fluid film. Homeless people hate grease.
These trash looters are they GAY
Stop putting it out the night before and plan to move to a better place before your property value tanks.
Shit in a bucket every day, save it and pour on top of your trash when you roll it to the curb.
I have an easy deterrent for you opie. Fiberglass. best is pipe insulation. sprinkle it all over the bags and can. everywhere. It causes the most nightmarish itching imaginable. One or two good doses of wishing they were dead will clear up the this problem or your money back.
>Fiberglass
There is some in my ceiling. But it's not around any pipes.