yes, but it would have been slower and given them an extra 20-30 years to prepare. Instead they're driving straight off a cliff and haven't hit the level of economic and industrial development that would allow a country to cope.
ackshually, they'd need to kill off 30 million men to fix their demographic problems. not even nato could stop that. just imagine all the the spitted piggers after a 30 million manlet zerg rush erases the ukraine from the face of the earth.
Not if the ukies position themselves atop a hill surrounded by escalators. Even 30 billion chinks wouldn't be a match for the sheer mulching power of NATO donated American escalator systems built to hauling us up a flight of stairs.
The gender disparity isn't the biggest problem, the age disparity is.
Sending young men to die would only make the pensioner versus working people ratio worse.
Ziehan here. Just landed in Honolulu. Wanted to give you guys a quick update while a wait to catch another flight to New Zealand to speak at the 24th annual world analyst symposium. Quick update. Sources are saying there might be a deal in the works between Russia and China for use of small numbers of troops to reinforce the lines - particularly in tbe terevotestii region. Couple things wrong g with this picture: number 1, China is currently facing a demographic death spiral - things went terminal 4 years ago, and they know it. Years of selective breeding by the ccp for the smallest weiner has resulted in men who are physically incapable of pleasuring or properly ejectualting into their women. You see. You actually have to have enough shaft for semen to enter. It's just something that has to go through the proper channels. And ji Jing pin knows it. Number 2. Russia has already admitted that it too is suffering a major demographic downturn - the top brass things they can reverse course through distribution of big tiddied goth wives - but that's just a flash in the pan. Things are terminal - and poutine know it. With current numbers the Russian economy is due to collapse in 2 years,they simply did not prepare for this. Number 3 ta da ta tadda da! You guessed it. That's right demographics. You see the world has transitioned from an agrarian society to a modern city society. With that many people aren't having kids.. or if they are... theyre having less of them. We had the opportunity to make a course correction, but *sucks lip* we didn't do a very good job of it. We are currently in a demographic death spiral - and we know it! Anyways I've got a flight to catch. Until next time. Chao!
Naw, China knew it was gonna happen. What China hates is that Russia botched the opening and allowed NATO and co to arm Ukraine and sanction Russia to death. Basically drawing the blueprints for Taiwan
China knew it was going to happened and used this conflict to gauge what NATOs response would be to a full invasion. Due to Ukraine showing enough grit to weather the first few days and causing Russia's logistical failures to be seen, it caused NATO to go all in on supporting Ukraine to the point where Ukraine cause now feasibly fight Russia forever if it asked NATO to. this royally fricked up China because this emboldened NATO and America and basically made it so that China would have to effectively wipe Taiwan off the face of the earth in order to not get a response from NATO, which of course China is unable to do as it would effectively break its own country apart.
The war is really uncomfortable for China, they conduct significantly more trade with EU than Russia and have been trying to create some space between the EU and US for years at this point. Now the war has become a top priority for the EU and the US is as woven back into the continent as ever. To make matters worse Russia's public rationale (even though no one actually believes it) for the war, respecting the right of the DNR and LPR to secede from Ukraine is completely antithetical to the Chinese position on Taiwan being part of the ROC with no legal avenue for leaving - and this potentially could apply to other overtly conquered areas like Tibet and Xinjiang.
It's alsl actually really funny how many Russian drones online act like China and India aren't complete and utter fair weather friends who take more than they give when they sense your weakness.
>India aren't complete and utter fair weather friends
I know India's been getting discount crude or whatever, but honestly considering the way Russia has fricked them over on the Su-57, and the AK-203, and the Vikramaditya, and the T-90M, India SHOULD be pretty pissed at Russia's bullshit but they just aren't
Who's to say they're not pissed? The only thing they're doing for Russia right now is buying that discounted crude, which is purely in their self-interest.
>India aren't complete and utter fair weather friends
I know India's been getting discount crude or whatever, but honestly considering the way Russia has fricked them over on the Su-57, and the AK-203, and the Vikramaditya, and the T-90M, India SHOULD be pretty pissed at Russia's bullshit but they just aren't
Russians only ones able to black mail the Indian MoD into buying things. India should have never stopped making MiG-21.
In a way they are fricking over the Russians. The Indians only buy goods from the Russians in Rupees, which means the only place that Russia can spend them is in India, since no one else actually wants them and they can't turn them back into roubles they need to find someone who will swap them or turn the money printer onto overdrive, which will just exacerbate the issue even more,
The Sirs have basically gotten away with buying Russian goods with Monopoly Money and there is absolutely nothing the Rooskies can do about it.
Moreover I think Indian banks are abiding by the various financial embargoes, such that Russia can't easily pay for Indian goods it might want to buy with all the rupees it's collecting. Basically India is getting oil and Russia is getting rupees it can't spend.
India always tries to play powers off against each other as part of 'master plan' to extract concessions. Inevitably they go too far and get told to frick off instead. You can see this throughout their arms procurement, its a motley selection based on having their 3rd or 4th choice for everything having tried to play 1st and 2nd off to get a discount, or typically, full technology transfer which nobody is ever going to do.
>India's been getting discount crude
Yeah and they are paying for it in Rupees. That's no a good deal for Monke. When everyone else wants to be paid in USD and Euro, you might as well have a wad of toilet paper in your pocket.
I think I can speak for the public if not for the establishment. We've been moving pro US for a while now. The public doesn't really care about Russians except some old sovietboos and some lib morons who read al jazeera's report on iraq or whatever the frick. US is giving me a job and feeding my family.
China has recently managed to sponsor the creation of a transport block consisting of Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan and Gerogia.
So not only are they preparing a contingency plan in case they need to permanently bypass Russia, they are also betting on countries that would put China at odds with both Russia and Iran.
I think the days of BRICS might be over and China is finally assuming its position as an independent super-power.
If they manage to survive Xi's moronation, things might become interesting in the future.
Brics was never a thing outside of the internet. It’s a concept that was invented by investment banks to categorize emerging countries with large populations. Not one country within that group would/could ever lift a finger to help another.
China's focus is going to turn to the Vladivostok and Primorsky Krai region. With a weakend Russian state, it's a much juicer and realistic target for China than Taiwan is. Screen cap this
the israeli autonomous oblast was set up after ww2 as a place for israelites to live but its still a shithole in russia so they went to israel instead. Its state flag is similar to a gay pride flag
Russia has also started pulling troops from the Far East, which makes attacking soon a much more viable option. You don't need to worry about your army fricking up and looking bad if no one is there to fight them.
Taiwan doesn't have nukes. Russia does. While China has set up the >Vladivostok is Chinese clay, we don't recognise the treaty signed centuries ago!
and has done the Russian tactic of flooding the border regions with Chinese and then foster ethnic strife so they can march in under 'protecting their people' (just like Russia does). Russia would happily nuke China (and get nuked back) if China tried to pull some shit. Now, China BUYING Vladivostok by giving them hundreds of MBTs, soldiers etc etc in exchange? Sure.
I assume Russia has at least SOME working nukes. Because if somebody calls your bluff one day, you better have at least SOME. As I said, Russia would much happier trade the land for military assistance. Not like the Pacific fleet is anything but a meme anyway.
> Russia does.
so does china and unless moscow wants to die for some siberian colonial oblast buryat mongols they better keep their soviet junk in their warehouses
Which is what that anon said. But if China invaded Russia to get their clay back then Russia could happily nuke China and China loses infinitely more than Russia does. Russia drops a nuke in the middle of Beijing and wipes out 6m+ Chinese and injure another 6m+. China drops a nuke in Moscow and wipes out 3m+ and injures similar.
Now that is assuming Russia's claim of a 50 megaton nuke RS-28 Sarmat is real. Russia also claims to have a 100 megaton capacity in Status-6 (which would change the casualty if dropped on Beijing to 7m dead, 6.8m injured). So yeah, China gets hit way harder if Russia has this capacity and shit.
Maybe China and Japan can team up to retake rightful clay. The Japanese Communist Party of all things takes a particularly hardline position on the Kuril Islands (retake the whole Kurils... gently).
>The Northern Territories issue is attracting increasing attention due to Russia's moves over Ukraine. In the past few days, there have been movements to establish special zones and conduct missile exercises. The Japanese government is demanding the return of the four northern islands to Russia, but in fact there is a political party that is taking a tougher stance than the Japanese government and is demanding that Russia not only return the four northern islands, but all of the Kurile Islands. This may come as a surprise to you, but it is the Japanese Communist Party. What is your rationale for requesting this? Along with the history of the Northern Territories issue, TV Tokyo Hiroaki Shinohara's official residence cap explains in an easy-to-understand manner. [In Japanese]
I remember seeing a map in Ghost in the Shell 2nd Gig that had territory up to Sakhalin Island marked as Japanese territory. Apparently it was purchased by Japan for an exorbitant about of money, pocket change for Japan in the GiTS universe (the show is very "Japan strong"), to prop up a collapsing Russian economy/society. There's even an episode where the main characters visit the new territory for an investigation and it still has Russian people living there in the slums, depicting them as dangerous alcoholics refusing to accept that the land now belongs to Japan. This was back in 2002. Life really does imitate art at times.
>Of course, we need to be reimbursed. Just a symbolic payment, really, so that no-one decides we're running charity. >How much? A paltry one million Natashas. HIV-negative, of course.
Chinese men look like women, can we work out a compromise here?
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Hey, the deal never stipulated that they had to be straight. That's Xi's fault for not specifying the sexuality of the females, or whether they were born female.
If you just sent a bunch of twinks and claimed that this is just what the majority of Russian women look like, is the average Chinese from bumfrick nowhere really going to know until the wedding night?
Interesting fact to point out is that nearly all of their little homoerotic posters has the Russian guy ahead of his chink counter part. Only one in that set that us different is the kissing gays. I guess Russia like to be bottom for that
3/4 of these can be chalked up to cultural and time period differences regarding friendship & affection between males but what the FRICK did they mean with that top right pic? Where are their wives? There's no reason for them to be absent, especially since children are already depicted and they're almost always paired with women in propaganda posters.
I genuinely like the bottom left one
Two engineers enthusiastically building a better future side by side is a far better way to present the image of sino-soviet friendship than just abstract homoeroticism
The only culture where it was acceptable to kiss friends on the mouth was the USSR, even places like Italy have a STRICT limit on kisses and it's less a proper thing and more touching cheeks and making noises.
This is one of the things I love the most about the net, it grants us fascinating insight into how the crazies perceive the world.
Looking at Dilbert was enough to notice that Scott had a few loose screws, but this level of detail is a lot more fun.
this shouldn't surprise anyone that has looked into Scott Adams. the guy has been literally insane for a long time and all the wacky stuff he believes is a massive rabbit hole.
He's almost right, but wrong to such a degree that he's entirely wrong. It's moreso implied competition, which under the very strained circumstances can escalate to violence, but this rarely ever happens in the general population. This sounds like one of those people that complain about micro-aggressions.
i wonder why russians think china would openly help hem ? they would be the biggest benefactor of a Russian loss. either they get to debt trap them or even take territory. the dont need their nuclear umbrella. and Russian tech is decades behind. all they can offer is wife for the chink male overhang.
would be the most bizzare thing to happen. the region next to russia that would give them access to the sea of japan via vladivostok or along the amur. and they have like 60 mmlion people on their side of the boarder
china would be such an aesthetic country if they just lost some weight around the western and northern borders. Let's hope the ccp will manage that with with first rate style
Because Russia losing hard is an American victory. Russia and China obviously don't really like each other, but they both mutually understand who their biggest rival to their respective goals is. Russia getting BTFO'd is good for China's immediate interests, but long run leaves the US and West in a much stronger position to counter China.
What makes the Ziggers think that 3 million Bugman soldiers are all going to march off to get boofed by Ukies?
3 million Bugmen soldiers are far more likely to head up into the Russian Far East, where the ports and the oil wells and the timber and the mineral deposits are, (and very few Russians), and just raise the Chinese Flag.
Russia PWN3D…and STILL getting boofed by the Ukies!
what could russia even do in this situation? the troops there would likely surrender without a fight and the locals probably would accept the chinese as liberators. russia could not even retaliate because china has nukes. why don't russia's neighbors just grab a little land from her?
In every warsaw pact country west from USSR, there was joke about grandpa catching gold fish/genie, and wishing his country to be invaded by 10M chinese army, then explaining to grandson chinks trampling soviets on their way in and out makes it worth being invaded
reminds of germany and axis of ineffectual morons. china hard carry to lisbon, that will surely go well for beijing. last shots fired, 1979. awesome timeline
why would china need to use nukes to take siberia? it's there for the taking, just drive a few battalions across the border and done. oh you meant russia would use nukes? they haven't had nukes in decades, all they have are nuke-shaped objects.
>Idiots believe that the actual real Ruzzian army was not yet used.
Of course the real Russian was not sent to the invasion. Why would they be when Russia can use this opportunity to train conscripts and give the mobilized real combat experience. Not to mention the fact that NATO forces are still on stand by, and that's what the elite Russian forces are waiting for in case they get sent out. Why else do you think we've only seen old Soviet equipment on the front lines, even from the beginning of the invasion? It's part of the process of phasing out that old equipment and training a new generation of soldiers since Gen Z was too comfortable in their tech savvy environment. At the end of this war, Russia will have a battle hardened population, a leadership chain with real experience and the opportunity to supplement their armored corps with new 21st technology. It's the same thing America did in the GWOT, and now you call Russia stupid for doing the same? This is just how superpowers maintain their edge over adversaries.
This same bullshit line has been getting tossed around since around March of 2022, Ranjeet. It's only gotten more moronic during the 16+ months of Russian failures and absurd combat losses.
>Why else do you think we've only seen old Soviet equipment on the front lines[?]
Because that's literally all they have? It stands to reason they wouldn't have Su-57s or T-14s if the budget for those got embezzled on yachts, wouldn't it?
Lol, a renegade warlord made a break for Moscow and was completely unopposed. Was it the elite Russian forces digging up roads and sitting in garbage trucks? Angry bald man demonstrated just how close to military collapse Russia are, so much so they couldn't even defend their capitol and only had air power for defence.
>china is going to throw itself into the economic gutter for a backwater shit hole like Russia
they're so powerful precisely because they're not this stupid
>Xi is going to waste his ability to saber rattle to save Russia from embarassement. Russia which slav square on land China views as it's own.
Top fricking kek. Xi is an overconfident dickhead but he's not a complete moron.
Yes. But also because she is a woman and she is stupid. Watch the vid, she regretted her words literally one second later. The other guy was really close to say "the frick are you saying stupid woman?"
Funny show.
This is why China's response to the invasion was so key. But China has to maintain commercial ties to the US and Western Europe.
The first world consumer economy provided the demand for China's manufacturing and their economic miracle. China has grown a great deal economically, and this has to do with manufacturing consumer goods for the first world economies.
That's actually even worse, because investments can be seized. If China engages in an illegal war of aggression they'd better be ready for ALL the land, property, businesses, etc., that they own in the west to be seized.
It's simple - they're not allowed to attack Taiwan, so if they do it anyway, they'll be justifying asset seizure against them.
>they're not allowed to attack Taiwan
Lol. Says who? There is no country or organization on the face of the earth with that sort of authority over China.
Could be that her husband comes from an Anglophone part of Africa. In all likelihood, she's probably not even in Russia when this photo was taken. She and the kids look too happy.
>CCP offers to sneak Russia some materiel support >demands lease of Vladivostok, some of Siberia's resources, and more in exchange >Kremlin accepts because they're in no position to haggle >years pass, and the lease period expires
>China tries to swipe lost territory as Putin's regime collapses >China and Russia nuke each other
you know what this makes me wonder? if there's a Fallout/Metro 2033 sort of book or game in China
also i want more sino-soviet war alt history in general
There was one predicting the Ukraine war. It was Ukrainians transexuals in nato gear were mowing down Russians who were saying their trying video was so hard. Life imitates art sometimes. I'm waiting on some sort of banana catastrophe to happen to Russia. I don't know how maybe a boat of bananas hits a troop transport and hundreds die because in their panic they ate bananas then cramped up
>le saviour of the white race Putin wants to flood Europe with millions of chinese men with the express purpose of killing Europeans
How do /misc/gays even make sense of this?
> Emperor Xi please send 3 million troops >Sure mr Putin > Emperor Xi werent the troops supposed to go to ukraine and not stay in siberia? >No mr Putin.
It's been a while since I've read the Old Testament, but wasn't the issue that people were having too much sodomy and thus were committing the sin of lust? As long as you have sodomy in moderation, you should be alright.
China barely likes Russia on a good day, they hadn't had a stable relationship beyond 'we're both communists' surface level since what, the 1950s? 60s? They'll never tag along to Russian adventurism at Russia's behest and definitely won't go jumping into the same spiked pit Russia willingly threw themselves on.
Also that screenshot is old as hell, like damn near a year old almost I think, it is not a recent statement.
Can we also cause a demographic collapse in china?
Would be pretty neat
China already did that with the one child policy
I'd argue that China will still face a demographic collapse even without the One Child Policy. China doesn't have enough prosperity to begin with.
yes, but it would have been slower and given them an extra 20-30 years to prepare. Instead they're driving straight off a cliff and haven't hit the level of economic and industrial development that would allow a country to cope.
The chink demographic boost was the result of Mao's bullshit too.
>bro just have sex, that way the soviets nukes can't kill all of us
>implying China isn't about to fix its demographics with Russian women once the Russian Federation disintegrates.
What Russian women?
The ones that also have dicks
You say that like Chinese aren’t perfectly capable of collapsing China themselves
Its already started in China, 20 years from now the population will be down by 30%
China sending 3 million of their young men to die would actually FIX their demographic though
ackshually, they'd need to kill off 30 million men to fix their demographic problems. not even nato could stop that. just imagine all the the spitted piggers after a 30 million manlet zerg rush erases the ukraine from the face of the earth.
Not if the ukies position themselves atop a hill surrounded by escalators. Even 30 billion chinks wouldn't be a match for the sheer mulching power of NATO donated American escalator systems built to hauling us up a flight of stairs.
The gender disparity isn't the biggest problem, the age disparity is.
Sending young men to die would only make the pensioner versus working people ratio worse.
Ziehan here. Just landed in Honolulu. Wanted to give you guys a quick update while a wait to catch another flight to New Zealand to speak at the 24th annual world analyst symposium. Quick update. Sources are saying there might be a deal in the works between Russia and China for use of small numbers of troops to reinforce the lines - particularly in tbe terevotestii region. Couple things wrong g with this picture: number 1, China is currently facing a demographic death spiral - things went terminal 4 years ago, and they know it. Years of selective breeding by the ccp for the smallest weiner has resulted in men who are physically incapable of pleasuring or properly ejectualting into their women. You see. You actually have to have enough shaft for semen to enter. It's just something that has to go through the proper channels. And ji Jing pin knows it. Number 2. Russia has already admitted that it too is suffering a major demographic downturn - the top brass things they can reverse course through distribution of big tiddied goth wives - but that's just a flash in the pan. Things are terminal - and poutine know it. With current numbers the Russian economy is due to collapse in 2 years,they simply did not prepare for this. Number 3 ta da ta tadda da! You guessed it. That's right demographics. You see the world has transitioned from an agrarian society to a modern city society. With that many people aren't having kids.. or if they are... theyre having less of them. We had the opportunity to make a course correction, but *sucks lip* we didn't do a very good job of it. We are currently in a demographic death spiral - and we know it! Anyways I've got a flight to catch. Until next time. Chao!
Pretty good
10/10 exquisite
Wish you could do Zoltan Pozsar but his style of bullshitting is too unique to be replicated
China hates Russia for pulling this shit and spooking democracucks into fortifying Taiwan
this; the only chink troops russia's getting are those that flood the border to secure shit when it all starts collapsing.
Naw, China knew it was gonna happen. What China hates is that Russia botched the opening and allowed NATO and co to arm Ukraine and sanction Russia to death. Basically drawing the blueprints for Taiwan
China knew it was going to happened and used this conflict to gauge what NATOs response would be to a full invasion. Due to Ukraine showing enough grit to weather the first few days and causing Russia's logistical failures to be seen, it caused NATO to go all in on supporting Ukraine to the point where Ukraine cause now feasibly fight Russia forever if it asked NATO to. this royally fricked up China because this emboldened NATO and America and basically made it so that China would have to effectively wipe Taiwan off the face of the earth in order to not get a response from NATO, which of course China is unable to do as it would effectively break its own country apart.
>botched the opening
And the build-up and the middle and the end.
The war is really uncomfortable for China, they conduct significantly more trade with EU than Russia and have been trying to create some space between the EU and US for years at this point. Now the war has become a top priority for the EU and the US is as woven back into the continent as ever. To make matters worse Russia's public rationale (even though no one actually believes it) for the war, respecting the right of the DNR and LPR to secede from Ukraine is completely antithetical to the Chinese position on Taiwan being part of the ROC with no legal avenue for leaving - and this potentially could apply to other overtly conquered areas like Tibet and Xinjiang.
It's alsl actually really funny how many Russian drones online act like China and India aren't complete and utter fair weather friends who take more than they give when they sense your weakness.
>India aren't complete and utter fair weather friends
I know India's been getting discount crude or whatever, but honestly considering the way Russia has fricked them over on the Su-57, and the AK-203, and the Vikramaditya, and the T-90M, India SHOULD be pretty pissed at Russia's bullshit but they just aren't
Who's to say they're not pissed? The only thing they're doing for Russia right now is buying that discounted crude, which is purely in their self-interest.
Russians only ones able to black mail the Indian MoD into buying things. India should have never stopped making MiG-21.
In a way they are fricking over the Russians. The Indians only buy goods from the Russians in Rupees, which means the only place that Russia can spend them is in India, since no one else actually wants them and they can't turn them back into roubles they need to find someone who will swap them or turn the money printer onto overdrive, which will just exacerbate the issue even more,
The Sirs have basically gotten away with buying Russian goods with Monopoly Money and there is absolutely nothing the Rooskies can do about it.
Moreover I think Indian banks are abiding by the various financial embargoes, such that Russia can't easily pay for Indian goods it might want to buy with all the rupees it's collecting. Basically India is getting oil and Russia is getting rupees it can't spend.
India always tries to play powers off against each other as part of 'master plan' to extract concessions. Inevitably they go too far and get told to frick off instead. You can see this throughout their arms procurement, its a motley selection based on having their 3rd or 4th choice for everything having tried to play 1st and 2nd off to get a discount, or typically, full technology transfer which nobody is ever going to do.
>India's been getting discount crude
Yeah and they are paying for it in Rupees. That's no a good deal for Monke. When everyone else wants to be paid in USD and Euro, you might as well have a wad of toilet paper in your pocket.
I think I can speak for the public if not for the establishment. We've been moving pro US for a while now. The public doesn't really care about Russians except some old sovietboos and some lib morons who read al jazeera's report on iraq or whatever the frick. US is giving me a job and feeding my family.
A genuine, nonironic good morning to you sir. I hope more Indians start feeling as you do and tell Russia to frick off.
China has recently managed to sponsor the creation of a transport block consisting of Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan and Gerogia.
So not only are they preparing a contingency plan in case they need to permanently bypass Russia, they are also betting on countries that would put China at odds with both Russia and Iran.
I think the days of BRICS might be over and China is finally assuming its position as an independent super-power.
If they manage to survive Xi's moronation, things might become interesting in the future.
Brics was never a thing outside of the internet. It’s a concept that was invented by investment banks to categorize emerging countries with large populations. Not one country within that group would/could ever lift a finger to help another.
China's focus is going to turn to the Vladivostok and Primorsky Krai region. With a weakend Russian state, it's a much juicer and realistic target for China than Taiwan is. Screen cap this
Redpill me on the israeli A.O..
the israeli autonomous oblast was set up after ww2 as a place for israelites to live but its still a shithole in russia so they went to israel instead. Its state flag is similar to a gay pride flag
It's almost like the rainbow has a biblical connotation.
>Its state flag is similar to a gay pride flag
Are you sure it's a israeli oblast and not a Druze oblast?
the oblast was named for PR purposes, israelites never wanted to live there and I don’t think any israelites live there currently
The chinese want the freshwater in Lake Baikal. They already tried to buy the land around it so they could pump it out but Russia stopped them.
Russia has also started pulling troops from the Far East, which makes attacking soon a much more viable option. You don't need to worry about your army fricking up and looking bad if no one is there to fight them.
Taiwan doesn't have nukes. Russia does. While China has set up the
>Vladivostok is Chinese clay, we don't recognise the treaty signed centuries ago!
and has done the Russian tactic of flooding the border regions with Chinese and then foster ethnic strife so they can march in under 'protecting their people' (just like Russia does). Russia would happily nuke China (and get nuked back) if China tried to pull some shit. Now, China BUYING Vladivostok by giving them hundreds of MBTs, soldiers etc etc in exchange? Sure.
You're assuming Russia has functional nukes
I assume Russia has at least SOME working nukes. Because if somebody calls your bluff one day, you better have at least SOME. As I said, Russia would much happier trade the land for military assistance. Not like the Pacific fleet is anything but a meme anyway.
maybe it wont be an 'invasion' but it will be China dominating Russia with Russia giving the regions as part of a good will gesture
> Russia does.
so does china and unless moscow wants to die for some siberian colonial oblast buryat mongols they better keep their soviet junk in their warehouses
Which is what that anon said. But if China invaded Russia to get their clay back then Russia could happily nuke China and China loses infinitely more than Russia does. Russia drops a nuke in the middle of Beijing and wipes out 6m+ Chinese and injure another 6m+. China drops a nuke in Moscow and wipes out 3m+ and injures similar.
Now that is assuming Russia's claim of a 50 megaton nuke RS-28 Sarmat is real. Russia also claims to have a 100 megaton capacity in Status-6 (which would change the casualty if dropped on Beijing to 7m dead, 6.8m injured). So yeah, China gets hit way harder if Russia has this capacity and shit.
Maybe China and Japan can team up to retake rightful clay. The Japanese Communist Party of all things takes a particularly hardline position on the Kuril Islands (retake the whole Kurils... gently).
>The Northern Territories issue is attracting increasing attention due to Russia's moves over Ukraine. In the past few days, there have been movements to establish special zones and conduct missile exercises. The Japanese government is demanding the return of the four northern islands to Russia, but in fact there is a political party that is taking a tougher stance than the Japanese government and is demanding that Russia not only return the four northern islands, but all of the Kurile Islands. This may come as a surprise to you, but it is the Japanese Communist Party. What is your rationale for requesting this? Along with the history of the Northern Territories issue, TV Tokyo Hiroaki Shinohara's official residence cap explains in an easy-to-understand manner. [In Japanese]
I remember seeing a map in Ghost in the Shell 2nd Gig that had territory up to Sakhalin Island marked as Japanese territory. Apparently it was purchased by Japan for an exorbitant about of money, pocket change for Japan in the GiTS universe (the show is very "Japan strong"), to prop up a collapsing Russian economy/society. There's even an episode where the main characters visit the new territory for an investigation and it still has Russian people living there in the slums, depicting them as dangerous alcoholics refusing to accept that the land now belongs to Japan. This was back in 2002. Life really does imitate art at times.
>hello Xi. it's me Putin. I need 3 million Chinese soldiers to shoot kyiv children. Slava Z
>Putin, 1million Uyghurs is best I can do.
>Of course, we need to be reimbursed. Just a symbolic payment, really, so that no-one decides we're running charity.
>How much? A paltry one million Natashas. HIV-negative, of course.
>>How much? A paltry one million Natashas. HIV-negative, of course.
Why is Xi demeaning Putin with this absurd impossible ask?
Shrimple, demand something the opposite part can't give you to make them lose face.
There's plenty of good-looking, disease-free girls in Russia. However:
>they are lesbians
>they are eager to leave as fast as possible
Chinese men look like women, can we work out a compromise here?
>both Russia and China are full of fujoshi
>chinese men are feminine and submissive
>the national pastime of the russian male is gay rape
This is all a conspiracy by Big Woman to further the yaoi agenda
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truly these are dark times
They're also crazy, every single one of them.
Hey, the deal never stipulated that they had to be straight. That's Xi's fault for not specifying the sexuality of the females, or whether they were born female.
If you just sent a bunch of twinks and claimed that this is just what the majority of Russian women look like, is the average Chinese from bumfrick nowhere really going to know until the wedding night?
Chinknik Cube...
First there was the Mobikube.
Next will be the Sweet and Sour cube.
Forever TOGETHER
Nice gay couples you have there
I have to say, those commie homosexuals are pretty darn hansom.
holy shit, russia is so deep inside that gay closet they mustve found narnia
My fricking sides anon
Russians bee like: we fight against globohomo
Also Russians:
Interesting fact to point out is that nearly all of their little homoerotic posters has the Russian guy ahead of his chink counter part. Only one in that set that us different is the kissing gays. I guess Russia like to be bottom for that
3/4 of these can be chalked up to cultural and time period differences regarding friendship & affection between males but what the FRICK did they mean with that top right pic? Where are their wives? There's no reason for them to be absent, especially since children are already depicted and they're almost always paired with women in propaganda posters.
It was better in the old days when you were allowed to cuddle, kiss and raise children with the homies. This is what globohomosexual took from us…
I genuinely like the bottom left one
Two engineers enthusiastically building a better future side by side is a far better way to present the image of sino-soviet friendship than just abstract homoeroticism
TOGETHER FOREVER WITH YOUUUUU
Is kissing your friend even a thing in Chinese culture? In most other East Asian countries, that stuff is for traditionally reserved for the bedroom.
No. Bowing is.
You can search Youtube for some colourise old films during the 1800s in Qing China. You'll notice it.
The only culture where it was acceptable to kiss friends on the mouth was the USSR, even places like Italy have a STRICT limit on kisses and it's less a proper thing and more touching cheeks and making noises.
Anon, "comrade" means a homosexual in Mandarin thanks in part to this sort of propaganda.
Boy the Sino-Soviet Split must've made their marriage really uncomfortable.
I don't think Chinese soldiers are likely, But Chinese lethal aid is possible and would be very bad if it happened.
>stick your fingers in his ass without permission and see how it goes
holy kek
that's inspect element'd, right?
It's... Not. I just checked.
is that you zeihan
see for yourself:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1557717116001742849
>stick your finger in your dad's ass
What... the... frick?
This is one of the things I love the most about the net, it grants us fascinating insight into how the crazies perceive the world.
Looking at Dilbert was enough to notice that Scott had a few loose screws, but this level of detail is a lot more fun.
Scott has a sort of reverse Trump Derangement Syndrome, the last years were hard on him even if he scored "victories".
Except he is right; why should you be around people that want to hurt you?
>Except he is right
Not sure if radfem or stormgay
He almost had a freshman's feminist understanding of it until his first example was for the guy to molest his dad. So no, he wasn't close to right.
But he's putting "everyone that's male" in that category
There's nothing wrong with what he said.
I am guessing he diddled his stepson.
This legit sounds like an SJW from 2015
It's literally "every man is a rapist" with extra steps.
It reminds me how radfems and mudshits end up drawing the same conclusions.
Then they're surprised when the only men who agree with them turn out to be rapists. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
this shouldn't surprise anyone that has looked into Scott Adams. the guy has been literally insane for a long time and all the wacky stuff he believes is a massive rabbit hole.
Scott Adams is so based he comes around to being cringe again.
YO LIL FAUCI
I don't even bother to look who this moron is, but I'm sure he must be beyond schizophrenic.
>Bigbrain twitter icon
Fricking blue checks man. Do they take some kind of class to become like this?
Yes, it's called pay Elon $5.
He's almost right, but wrong to such a degree that he's entirely wrong. It's moreso implied competition, which under the very strained circumstances can escalate to violence, but this rarely ever happens in the general population. This sounds like one of those people that complain about micro-aggressions.
The implied competition of sticking your fingers in another man's ass
Is he describing your doctor giving a prostate exam?
i wonder why russians think china would openly help hem ? they would be the biggest benefactor of a Russian loss. either they get to debt trap them or even take territory. the dont need their nuclear umbrella. and Russian tech is decades behind. all they can offer is wife for the chink male overhang.
Maybe she meant china is gonna send 3 million troops into russia to liberate them
would be the most bizzare thing to happen. the region next to russia that would give them access to the sea of japan via vladivostok or along the amur. and they have like 60 mmlion people on their side of the boarder
china would be such an aesthetic country if they just lost some weight around the western and northern borders. Let's hope the ccp will manage that with with first rate style
Because Russia losing hard is an American victory. Russia and China obviously don't really like each other, but they both mutually understand who their biggest rival to their respective goals is. Russia getting BTFO'd is good for China's immediate interests, but long run leaves the US and West in a much stronger position to counter China.
Egg dimensions?
What makes the Ziggers think that 3 million Bugman soldiers are all going to march off to get boofed by Ukies?
3 million Bugmen soldiers are far more likely to head up into the Russian Far East, where the ports and the oil wells and the timber and the mineral deposits are, (and very few Russians), and just raise the Chinese Flag.
Russia PWN3D…and STILL getting boofed by the Ukies!
what could russia even do in this situation? the troops there would likely surrender without a fight and the locals probably would accept the chinese as liberators. russia could not even retaliate because china has nukes. why don't russia's neighbors just grab a little land from her?
The locals are mostly chinks at this point. I read somewhere a year or two ago a lot of the russian oil industry is chinese migrant workers
It's possible that we could see Chinese troops and weaponry stationed in Eastern Europe if Russia really does become a cheese vassal
>pallets of cluster munitions vs 3 millions of chinks with mosins and AK
Kino.
>2-3 millions of PLA soldiers crossing border between China and Ukraine
>MacArthur rises from his grave
In every warsaw pact country west from USSR, there was joke about grandpa catching gold fish/genie, and wishing his country to be invaded by 10M chinese army, then explaining to grandson chinks trampling soviets on their way in and out makes it worth being invaded
Is it wrong to want to frick her fat ass?
That's a slampig and a hatefrick at once. Understandable.
reminds of germany and axis of ineffectual morons. china hard carry to lisbon, that will surely go well for beijing. last shots fired, 1979. awesome timeline
>needed
Did this botoxed b***h just admit the war is lost?
Only way China will lend aid to Russia is if Russia forks over Outer Manchuria or Siberia to China.
Why would China lend aid for that when they can just march 100k men across the border and take it themselves with a lot less trouble?
nook
why would china need to use nukes to take siberia? it's there for the taking, just drive a few battalions across the border and done. oh you meant russia would use nukes? they haven't had nukes in decades, all they have are nuke-shaped objects.
Do they know China isnt their friend?
I mean really though that is what Russia truly wants
Its surprising how many people around actually believe this kind of bull.
Idiots believe that the actual real Ruzzian army was not yet used.
>Idiots believe that the actual real Ruzzian army was not yet used.
Of course the real Russian was not sent to the invasion. Why would they be when Russia can use this opportunity to train conscripts and give the mobilized real combat experience. Not to mention the fact that NATO forces are still on stand by, and that's what the elite Russian forces are waiting for in case they get sent out. Why else do you think we've only seen old Soviet equipment on the front lines, even from the beginning of the invasion? It's part of the process of phasing out that old equipment and training a new generation of soldiers since Gen Z was too comfortable in their tech savvy environment. At the end of this war, Russia will have a battle hardened population, a leadership chain with real experience and the opportunity to supplement their armored corps with new 21st technology. It's the same thing America did in the GWOT, and now you call Russia stupid for doing the same? This is just how superpowers maintain their edge over adversaries.
This same bullshit line has been getting tossed around since around March of 2022, Ranjeet. It's only gotten more moronic during the 16+ months of Russian failures and absurd combat losses.
>Why else do you think we've only seen old Soviet equipment on the front lines[?]
Because that's literally all they have? It stands to reason they wouldn't have Su-57s or T-14s if the budget for those got embezzled on yachts, wouldn't it?
Lol, a renegade warlord made a break for Moscow and was completely unopposed. Was it the elite Russian forces digging up roads and sitting in garbage trucks? Angry bald man demonstrated just how close to military collapse Russia are, so much so they couldn't even defend their capitol and only had air power for defence.
Does writing like a zigger hurt your head, Troll Anon?
I think I could only do this when I'm horribly drunk.
Decent attempt
>china is going to throw itself into the economic gutter for a backwater shit hole like Russia
they're so powerful precisely because they're not this stupid
China is powerful because they got 1.5 billion chinkoid slaves
>Xi is going to waste his ability to saber rattle to save Russia from embarassement. Russia which slav square on land China views as it's own.
Top fricking kek. Xi is an overconfident dickhead but he's not a complete moron.
>implying the 2-3 megachinks would help invade Ukraine instead of grabbing a piece of the Pidoran Federation for their own country
To be fair to vatniks, all other propagandists there basically told her to stfu
Because it's a stupid idea or because they were angry at the implication that they need Chinese assistance?
Yes. But also because she is a woman and she is stupid. Watch the vid, she regretted her words literally one second later. The other guy was really close to say "the frick are you saying stupid woman?"
Funny show.
Women in this show are there to agree with the others or to say some stupid crap and get corrected by the 'experts'.
Alone, no single nation can take on the US.
Combined, they could form an overwhelming force.
This is why China's response to the invasion was so key. But China has to maintain commercial ties to the US and Western Europe.
The first world consumer economy provided the demand for China's manufacturing and their economic miracle. China has grown a great deal economically, and this has to do with manufacturing consumer goods for the first world economies.
While, that is true, the majority of China's economy is in the financial sector, through investment.
That's actually even worse, because investments can be seized. If China engages in an illegal war of aggression they'd better be ready for ALL the land, property, businesses, etc., that they own in the west to be seized.
It's simple - they're not allowed to attack Taiwan, so if they do it anyway, they'll be justifying asset seizure against them.
>they're not allowed to attack Taiwan
Lol. Says who? There is no country or organization on the face of the earth with that sort of authority over China.
You b***hes have been saying ticktock for over a year now you dumb c**ts. pathetic
>piggers
russian pigs?
Is she gonna sucky sucky all 3 million to convince them to help?
Why is her shirt in English tho?
Because its FIFA 2018 world cup merch?
Cargo cult
Could be that her husband comes from an Anglophone part of Africa. In all likelihood, she's probably not even in Russia when this photo was taken. She and the kids look too happy.
What I really wonder is if Russia collapses yet again, will Japan take the opportunity to retake the Kuril Islands?
>CCP offers to sneak Russia some materiel support
>demands lease of Vladivostok, some of Siberia's resources, and more in exchange
>Kremlin accepts because they're in no position to haggle
>years pass, and the lease period expires
I love that Russia is basically just accepting it's fate as a Chinese vassal state.
Hahahahahahaha. Who knew! Who knew the enemies of the West would end up being such clowns
>all those NATO countries who just said "mahhh it'll be fine" and didn't hit 2%
They KNEW
oink
>China tries to swipe lost territory as Putin's regime collapses
>China and Russia nuke each other
you know what this makes me wonder? if there's a Fallout/Metro 2033 sort of book or game in China
also i want more sino-soviet war alt history in general
I wish Winnie Pooh would
There was one predicting the Ukraine war. It was Ukrainians transexuals in nato gear were mowing down Russians who were saying their trying video was so hard. Life imitates art sometimes. I'm waiting on some sort of banana catastrophe to happen to Russia. I don't know how maybe a boat of bananas hits a troop transport and hundreds die because in their panic they ate bananas then cramped up
> I'm waiting on some sort of banana catastrophe to happen to Russia.
Well...
This, it wasn’t Ukie trannies tho
Ahh there it is.
>Naked dude Russia
We have come a long way from feb24. Iran, China and India the saviors of innocent russia that needs help after another sucker punch.
If Russian soldiers are constantly demoralised from grenade-drones and trench warfare. Then I can't see the Chinese army having much fun.
>chinks
>dying for its vassal
El oh el.
>le saviour of the white race Putin wants to flood Europe with millions of chinese men with the express purpose of killing Europeans
How do /misc/gays even make sense of this?
Putin hates gays, Putin good. In other words, an ordinary /misc/gays is a self-hating latent gay.
Covid and this war proved killing white people is the right thing to do
COVID and the Russo-Ukrainian war filled /misc/ with non-whites and third worlders
> Emperor Xi please send 3 million troops
>Sure mr Putin
> Emperor Xi werent the troops supposed to go to ukraine and not stay in siberia?
>No mr Putin.
>My troops are there to guard against the US from attacking you from Alaska.
> So you don't have to fight the war in 2 front.
>Praise Sun Tzu.
When mighty puccia will spread the ass cheeks for the chinese penis, then everyone will understand
>the Moskals go hat in hand to their Mongoloid overlords, offering up their kin as tribute
same as it ever was
A small loan of 3 million soldiers.
>a couple or 3 million
That's kind of a big range, isn't it?
It's just a couple of three things
Bomb le 3 gorges dam
It's been a while since I've read the Old Testament, but wasn't the issue that people were having too much sodomy and thus were committing the sin of lust? As long as you have sodomy in moderation, you should be alright.
>implying there's any real difference between the yahwei cult flavors
China barely likes Russia on a good day, they hadn't had a stable relationship beyond 'we're both communists' surface level since what, the 1950s? 60s? They'll never tag along to Russian adventurism at Russia's behest and definitely won't go jumping into the same spiked pit Russia willingly threw themselves on.
Also that screenshot is old as hell, like damn near a year old almost I think, it is not a recent statement.