You forgot makita’s battery-destroying microwave oven that works for 3 minutes on full draw to heat up your chinese takeout leftovers on site.
Rumor has it that they’re working on a 100,000 BTU house furnace that burns lithium ion batteries placed by the shovel-full into a hopper. They’re getting right to their core-competency—selling batteries to chumps as their tools are poorly designed (if you can even call it “design”) chinese crap.
I’ll be using Ryobi’s battery operated shovel to fill that hopper.
>be grandma >use soil aerator weird grandson bought >stick in raised bed >power on >get pulled off her feet >wheel gonna wheel
Grandma found dead after power tool drags her across garden for 50 laps
Yeah its ryobi. Ryobi and milwuakee users are low IQ and usually single mothers with no skill
You forgot makita’s battery-destroying microwave oven that works for 3 minutes on full draw to heat up your chinese takeout leftovers on site.
Rumor has it that they’re working on a 100,000 BTU house furnace that burns lithium ion batteries placed by the shovel-full into a hopper. They’re getting right to their core-competency—selling batteries to chumps as their tools are poorly designed (if you can even call it “design”) chinese crap.
I’ll be using Ryobi’s battery operated shovel to fill that hopper.
It looks pretty cool. Imagine sharpening the blades and seeing what it can, or can't cut through.
>this post was brought to you by planned parenthood
>NOO YOU CAN"T HAVE FUN
okay
good
make sure to just use your hands.
No tools required
Ryobi is so based.
There’s some bigger tillers from other brands too.
Let Grandma have her raised bed and tools to work it. It's giving her something to do other than rot.
>Hey gran, I know you've been having trouble with your arthritis lately, so I got you this high speed whirling death machine to help
>be grandma
>use soil aerator weird grandson bought
>stick in raised bed
>power on
>get pulled off her feet
>wheel gonna wheel
Grandma found dead after power tool drags her across garden for 50 laps
Actually this would be great for turning over my raised beds in the spring. I’m not doing my whole lawn with it.
You underestimate how weak and moronic white leftists are.
>he doesn't want a handheld hand remover
yeah im thinking op is cringe
Op has never seen a mirror
oh frick that would make my dozen raised beds a fricking breeze next spring
thanks OP
I hope it can spin high rpms and I can utilize it in my next cosplay
Ryobi knows its fanbase
Women and poorhomosexuals
#DIH
gonna use it cut off my balls and finally become the average ryobi owner
Make sure you wear gloves for safety.