This is Frankensteins Castle in Texas, USA. Your job is to defend it from the ATF (your dog looked at them funny). How do you proceed?
This is Frankensteins Castle in Texas, USA. Your job is to defend it from the ATF (your dog looked at them funny).
This is Frankensteins Castle in Texas, USA. Your job is to defend it from the ATF (your dog looked at them funny). How do you proceed?
I'd simply walk outside with my hands up
Make sure youre not carrying your infant child with you
Are those real?
they are real pixels
>ridiculous amounts of AT and AP mines
>tripwires for flares and mines
>security cameras EVERYWHERE
>a basement to hide in
>lots of buddies
>trenches
>smoke grenades
>spotlights
>a few tunnels for movement and escape
>patrols, minimum squad sized
Nuke launcher that shoots a bomb so and so high into the air above the castle. Bring them inside, slow them down, hide in the bunker, rock that shit, come out unscathed and make your way home after a scrub a dub.
If you own a castle in Texas of all places, you are probably of no concern to the ATF.
True, the IRS would be more interested in your ass.
Waco sends its regards
surely the ATF would not resort to burning down a compound to end a siege :^)
meant for
(I am severely moronic)
Waco got what it deserved. Everyone is a badass libertarian until they have to back it up. Dumbass peckerwoods.
have a team of well trained and armed members located a few miles outside of the castle, have them come in and raid the ATF while they siege the castle.
and have a "killdozer" or two on hand to break the siege
Its Falkenstein Castle not Frekenstein
Falkenstein was the name of the doctor not the castle.
nice dubs, but it's Igor (eye-gore),
not (EE-gore)
it's Alive
>It's shteeen!
I surrender immediately
/lgbt/ is thataway.
According to glowBlack folk you cannot joke about lgbt or trannies because that means you wake up and think about them 24/7
Well yeah, you probably do think about them all the time. Nobody brings shit up unprompted constantly if it doesn't live in their mind.
Post gun lol
You have to grow up eventually anon.
Clear some fricking trees thats for sure.
Also mine the bottom of those walls, you cant put men on them so theyre basically just free cover for approaching federales
Also brick up those windows on the bottom floor, I know it's not a real castle but it's made to look like one, you think they wouldn't have the giant entry points on the ground level... do your sunning on the upper levels.
>Clear some fricking trees thats for sure.
Why? Trees are your greatest asset when outnumbered. You can put hidden cameras on them, ambush someone. With enough crown density you can even escape with helis/drones above.
Did Vietnam teach you nothing?
It's already too late if I'm hold up in a corner.
Get to castle age before the ATF, build a monastery and wololo the shit out of them.
>https://www.redfin.com/NH/Canaan/26-Lashua-Rd-03741/home/88061690
What about this castle? it has more SOVL than OP aids rigged shit which is already infested and rape by hundreds of e-celebs. And yes I'm an expert on Castle and SOVL
castle is already bloodied
>taken out by a single molotov wienertail
>Joseph Goebbels: They cannot believe that there are cultural values that are the result of centuries of historical development, which cannot simply be bought. It was no bad joke when, after the war, they bought the ruins of German castles and moved them stone by stone to the U.S.A. They really thought that they had purchased a piece of national history embodied in stone, and were naive enough to think that mocking laughter from Europe was respect for the wealth that enabled them to buy what their own tradition and culture lacked."
Goebbels was coping really hard here
America has four centuries of existence. I celebrated the 400th Thanksgiving of my line recently.
I'm living in a house that was built in 1532.
Are you nobility?
>Are you nobility?
No, he's probably just a European.
The average Altstadt house in a city in Germany is ~150-200 years older than the USA itself.
I myself live in a house that was built in 1396 and the city wall behind it is ~1500 years old, no big deal.
Mate my little shitty village in nowhere Spain has an unbrocken history for at least 1008 , without counting all the centuries where the shitty village didn't even get that (it also changed name for a more saintly one), and we have three Dolmens, so people has been living here for a while. There are houses older than the discovery of the americas still being used, the church for example, and peasant manors being ocupied be the same families since then. Even a castle than we share with the village near.
> Europoor coping about his materialism about how hecking old his assembly of stones is
>
>Europoor coping that it actually isn't about how hecking old his assembly of stones is
Daily reminder that the United States of America is an older country than most Europoor countries because those homosexuals can't help but destroy each other every couple generations.
>muh culture!
>mogged by america
>copes and seethes
>commits sudoku after killing all his 6 children thus extinguishing his genetic line
Sorry I don't speak LOSER.
>MUH HISTORY
yuros always go on about this. Meanwhile they've completely redrawn their boundaries and had multiple massive changes of government and completely new countries in the time America has existed. America has had 100% continuity of government with zero core system changes, just regular turnover exactly per its founding Constitution, for centuries. It's a touch amusing seeing infant governments smirk about America being "young", when it's indeed the oldest continuous modern government of all.
>Oldest continuous government
Close, but there IS another.
(I guess you could argue Japan counts too)
Well, they wuz romans, you know
Why would I care about the writings of some loser who ended up ACKing himself? Get dunked on Nazi lmao.
The US has the oldest or second-oldest written constitution in the world (depending on how you define the term).
Also, Germany didn't exist as a nation until the 1870s.
>The US has the oldest or second-oldest written constitution in the world (depending on how you define the term).
THE oldest, my friend.
Everything else was not a constitution of a sovereign state, so they don't count.
>The US has the oldest or second-oldest written constitution in the world (depending on how you define the term).
Have americans really internalized their own propaganda to such an extent they think this will sound impressive to others?
Magna Carta
US Constitution
Note that if you're counting one by a country that got conquered or threw theirs out, you shouldn't.
Didn't exist after 1945, either. How do countries like France and Germany exist - culturally, I mean - with the knowledge that they literally only are allowed to be states on the sufferance of others? Like ragheads or Africans or even the street-shitters and chinks can at least say "it may suck, but we MADE them leave."
The oldest country in the world actually followed by Iceland
That's cute coming from a country made in fricking 1870 that actively stole every piece of culture they got their hands on.
>we wuz prussians
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Place LOTS of hidden sentry guns, backed up with mortars located in the roof, aided by flying drone swarms, ieds on the road, kennels filled with rabid rottwielers and honey badgers, hornet nest in trees with remote explosive charges, minefields, poisonous plants and punji traps fill the surrounding woodlands. Finally a huge frickoff bomb on the basement, triggered to go off when the door to the inner sanctum is breached. You, by the way, are in a mansion in Malibu, watching all this on your giant screen.
To defend rich man castle against ATF
>obviously need to be a multimillionaire
>hire some underage e-girls
>have wild adrenochrome fuelled parties with Hollywood celebrities and washington elites
>Feds (including ATF) wont do shit about anything
Simple
>Build castle in central Texas
>It's not atop a small granite mountain overlooking a lake stocked with trout
Why spend the money?
Enlightened AND Frankensteinpilled
>surrender peacefully and lure them in
>lock doors
>ignite the tons of home made napalm ied
profit
looks like the castle of whiskey tribe, two homosexual alcoholics giving ad pitches for israelite liquor to the goyim
I'm going to assume a few things in this hypothetical:
>just the ATF; no FBI or National Guard support
>I have a few million dollars and 2 months to prepare
>countermeasures are realistically acquirable (no tanks or miniguns)
Also, I'm assuming my goal here is to win a single full engagement ending in the retreat of ATF forces. In reality, you will always lose in a siege against the feds, but it's more interesting to have a possibility to "win".
>at least 10 friends in the building
>every window not being manned is using a sentry gun (difficult but very possible to DIY)
>20 more guys hidden in 2-man teams 100 yards behind the tree line using suppressed 9mm PCCs
>homemade anti-armor gun with HE-DP ammo
>drones carrying homemade shaped charges
>select fire, quad stack lower AR-15 in .224 Valk, utilizing a heavy mount inside the turret (which is filled in the edges to only allow a line of sight to the sky)
You need to make a lot of noise in the opening to force them into siege mode, which keeps them from trying something sneaky at the start. Once they're in cover, your guys on the outside sneak up behind them and start sniping as you activate sentry guns for volume of fire. Hopefully, the mounting casualties will be assumed to be from the volume of fire from the castle that is masking the noise of suppressed 9mm at range.
Mechanized support is your big concern that NEEDS to be solved or else you get your whole building destroyed or have too many bullets coming in to shoot back. Your attempt at a single-shot 40mm Bushmaster should be able to kill MRAPs and other armored trucks, but you'll need top-attack to kill the tanks they're definitely going to bring, which is what the drones are for.
Helicopters also need to be dealt with, but I personally think they believe themselves to be invincible and that could frick them. One guy's job is to watch the sky and kill the helicopter when it comes into sniping range.
>In reality, you will always lose in a siege against the feds
Depends on if you consider yourself an individual or part of a cause. If you cost 1000 times what the enemy was prepared to pay for your head, that's a great victory even if you don't survive.
>(your dog looked at them funny)
this is a trick question, it's your neighbors that need worry about the ATF
Coerce Russia into attacking me and the Treasury department shows up with 6 armored cars stuffed with Biden bucks. Then buy surplus area denial weapons from Ukraine.
This is Hohenzollern Castle in Zimmern, Germany. Your job is to defend it from the Romans (your king talked to them funny). How do you proceed?
Tell my fricking King to stop LARPing like a homosexual since Rome hasn't been a thing for ages.
I cordially dislike all mock castles. Literal larp castles.
It was built on top of an existing dilapidated castle, you morons.
Every building should be a castle you moron, good aesthetics don't become unusable because they're old, good is good.
fake ass castle
hack their pensions, walk outside and calmly tell them someone committed a hate crime against a plus sized black trans queen in the next town over, then i'd just take it easy
People have been making auto-turrets for paintball and airsoft for almost twenty years, there's nothing about them that couldn't be adapted for firearms. Even if they were just paintballs, enough of those supercharged riot ball launchers could slow the enemy dramatically, increasing their expenses and their exposure to countermeasures. Pepper balls would force them to use Gas masks constantly.
But like I said there's no reason you couldn't rig them up to regular guns. You could scatter hundreds of them (thousands if you had the budget) throughout the property, in the woods, in the windows, make them a real pain in the ass. The ones too far out to power with your own generators could be hooked up to solar panels on platforms. I'm sure some freak mad scientist is going to rig up a frickton of those cheap lasers that can permanently blind you in a split second to an auto turret one of these days and have it target faces.
You could put scarecrows everywhere. Mannequins in Airsoft gear with fake guns scattered everywhere, moved through your windows randomly to bait snipers. You could put out a hundred real booby traps or mines or explosives out, then a thousand fake ones. Like you could put out brightly colored barrels everywhere, after two random barrels explode, they have to stop for every barrel. A bunch of signs that say WARNING, MINEFIELD AHEAD!!! would be almost as effective at slowing an enemy as actual mines.
The game is always about making your enemy waste as many resources as possible for as long as possible. Every extra hour, every injury, every wasted bullet, you're just trying to be as big of a money hole as possible.
Since nothing was said about time to prepare, drop the Keep and build a pic related. Make the ATF work for it.
ok but Falkenstein's Castle is a real place in Texas and the Zoo Tower was looted by commies and blown up by bongs. So if you're just going to talk about something else entirely you might as well make it a castle on Mars bro
gather as many of the locals as I possible can and train them...
id chop some of the trees near the castle
the sight lines are all messed up
you fool! you didn't give him a closed visor!
If we're restricted to legal and easily bought weapons regardless of cost, a frickton of cannons on remote triggers.
Hang up copies of the Bill of Rights everywhere. It’s a known fact that the federal agent has an innate fear of the US Constitution.
for me it's bannerman castle (before it exploded)
Surround my property with a wall that has gaps in it that are 24" wide. No ATF agent is less than 2ft thick.
1. Cut down any trees x radius
2. Seal/armor any opening below line and armor above
3. Rig the walls ith explosives
4.If you are losing the wall you fall bact inside the castle seal the door behind you.
5. Blow up the wall
6. Profit?
Open a kindergarten and a maternity ward there, the ATF would never hurt children and/or pregnant women.
Park a moving truck full of angry fertilizer outside their office to get them to focus on something else.