This is boring as shit, holy frick and i thought 2001 and Apocalypse Now were bad

This is boring as shit, holy frick and i thought 2001 and Apocalypse Now were bad

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    heh, stick to teletubbies scrub

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stalker ragebait is tiresome, its common sense that the film is good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People pretend to like this boring piece of shit because it looks good, literally nothing happens

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They pretend to like it because they think it makes them look smart. That’s the real problem plaguing movies nowadays, try hard bullshit like this gets elevated by Redditors because they want to feel better than everyone else. You can identify them by asking them to explain the movie or give their thoughts on it. They never can, because they’re just going with the crowd and saying they totally understood this boring schlock.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uncultured take.
          You fail to realize the context of the movie in which to watch it, and that is drunk on vodka with cigarettes outside on grandma's couch to enhance atmosphere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        checked and false. i personally found it an allegory for Christianity (or spirituality/religion/God?)

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, it was literally
    >nothing happens: the movie
    Except at the very end we see some kid had fricking telekinesis all along. I think the whole movie was like a joke, that there was a kid who could move shit with his mind but we had to watch three dudes walk around and have pseudointellectual monologues for 3 hours instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I admit the ending is weak and unnecessary. "Nothing happens" is quite literally the point, is it not impressive to create a tense and esoteric experience while practically no action is happening? Its all done with excellent set design, cinematography, sound design and performances. You know the things that matter in a movie. A lot happens but its all in the characters' interactions, imaginations and expectations. And the movie trusts you to spend the quiet moments thinking about its subject matter along with the characters. Not a movie i'd expect PrepHole to appreciate.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been more interesting if it was a actual horror / thriller movie set in the Zone rather than 3 white guys walking for hours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually fricking have a nice day
      I know you're baiting but i still want you to have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      genius bait

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I wouldn't want to watch it again

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Apocalypse Now is boring
    This is a new low

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, nobody fricking cares about "MUH Nam"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you care about?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A story where things happen with developed characters that aren't planks of wood. Godfather was good even if it's slow as molasses

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go read a book, movies are supposed to be an evocative feast for the eyes, you don't need plots, stories, dialogues, only un-monocled midwits care about those things.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think vietnam is anything more than set dressing in that movie you are actually moronic

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a turbopleb but i kinda prefer Solaris, there is something that just feels extremely intimate about that movie
    Also the landscape painting scene kinda changed the way i feel about movies as a whole there's that too

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree and I even played the game
    (saw the movie when it released)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're not baiting and actually care to understand stalker i recommend reading his book
    it's a great way of getting familiar with not only his films but arthouse cinema in general
    it's free to grab on libgen

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first time i watched it when i was 18 it kind of bored me but it was an interesting experience.

    I watched it again 3 months ago (i'm 31 now) and it became one of my favorite movies ever. The characters. Their motivations. The mysterious vibe of the zone.

    I don't know man, i liked it.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't understand Russian, you didn't watch the movie. It's as shrimple as that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get out of here stalker.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Timmy.
    Keep watching films, as many as you can, for the next 10-15 years.
    Then revisit all of those movies.

    You'll like them by then.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie about faith. If you don't understand that the whole movie will go in one eye and out through the other.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the movie
    Simple as.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks at a puddle
    >the zone man
    >movie ends
    No wonder the soviet union went bankrupt.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting filtered by a babby's first avant garde film.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are people still getting filtered by Apocalypse Now?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stalker is a boring "dudes walking around in the forest" movie but since its old and foreign and has characters spout some first year of college existentialism that means its actually high art.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >since its old and foreign and has characters spout some first year of college existentialism that means its actually high art.
      /thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >since its old and foreign and has characters spout some first year of college existentialism that means its actually high art.
      /thread

      >first year of college existentialism
      I must have missed the part where they talked about Black folk and their love to certain Black person body part

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read Zona, Geoff Dyer's take on it. Very funny entertaining book that I recommend. He likes the movie spoiler

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes! So much yessss! I kept asking myself the whole 5 minutes (I couldn't resist life without tik tok any longer) where are the opressed black people, why I don't know pronouns of these people, why do they talk and most imporantly where is spiderman?
    The movie is terrible my review is 2 out of 10 next, next time bring some more action.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >first year of college existentialism
      I must have missed the part where they talked about Black folk and their love to certain Black person body part

      rent free

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, its just *American culture* and it cannot be overlooked.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sand dunes scene is completely half assed and breaks any immersion. It's like they just got some guy who never saw dunes in his life to dump some sand on the floor and call it a day. Literally unwatchable.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is so awful for movie discussion. No wonder you people only talk about mainstream Hollywood movies because that's all your fried brains are capable of. All of you can only make the same unfunny meme threads or coomer threads about actresses. My question is, why did you ever bother?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a brainlet and I still didn't get filtered by Stalker or Apocalypse. Maybe you should stick to Sharknado.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boring
    thank you. i've tried to watch it several times and just can't

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stalker > Apocalypse Now > 2001

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No child, iT is noT boring. These are your delusions. Enjoy prison.

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