This boomer corners you in an alley way with his fully stocked vest. What do you do next?
This boomer corners you in an alley way with his fully stocked vest. What do you do next?
This boomer corners you in an alley way with his fully stocked vest. What do you do next?
Take a step to the left
REKT
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Your only chance to escape this situation is to do a 360 and run away.
ProTip, I have a PhD in mathology from an HBCU on-line degree program, so I'm twice as smart as (you) mongs.
>draw and shoot because he carries his gun hammer down with an empty chamber
>your
I'm pretty sure he rags on people that do just that in one video and says you should never do it
>expert witness
Please tell me this is a joke. These people cannot possibly take themselves so seriously.
I assure you, Aboob's career depends on him taking himself seriously
Nah, it’s a thing but not like you’re probably thinking of.
Expert witnesses are essentially mercenaries for legal proceedings. You pay them and they’ll testify on whatever you need them to testify on within their sphere of credibility.
An expert witness is someone who testifies in court as to their opinion on something in a field in which they're a specialist. Contrast this with a lay witness (a "normal" witness) who testifies in court only as to their own lived experiences.
Yeah, like the expert witness who recently testified in California that marijuana use can 100% make an otherwise healthy and sane person stab their boyfriend to death. Thanks to that testimony, the murder charge was dropped to second degree manslaughter and she only got probation.
Sensing some pothead rage In this post.
Too much wah-minz hate. It's some glowBlack person grooming victim from /PrepHole/ preparing to become a funding justification presser. It's the right time of year anyways.
Meds, take them. Now.
>strong correlation with temperature
Blacks
well, apparently a court of law took him that seriously on multiple occasions
>I have no idea how anything works
Typical /k/ knowledge base
>What is an "expert witness"?
>attorneys think is good to put on the stand because of their knowledge.
Expert witnesses could be on just about any topic related to a criminal or civil case. In the case of firearms and ballistics, think about how little the typical person understands about those topics. It's pretty much zero. An expert witness might be there to explain very basic stuff with regards to the physical evidence or testimony in the case, or there to impeach the testimony of an official ballistics report from the prosecution/crime lab. A relative sat on a murder trial, and a firearm/ballistics expert was brought in by the prosecution to explain why the physical evidence wasn't being used to definitively prove guilt like the jury might expect from what they see on TV/movies. The ammunition used was cheap reloads and the bullets had mostly disintegrated on impact, and the gun had been tossed (not that they could examine the bullet engraving), and they couldn't match them to the unfired ammunition left in the suspect car.
Paul respects him so I guess he can't be too bad.
What is an "expert witness"?
Someone attorneys think is good to put on the stand because of their knowledge.
Thanks
In court proceedings you are allowed to call 'expert witnesses' to explain things to a jury or clarify things. Weapons expert, IT guy, car mechanic (like the scene in My Cousin Vinny).
Someone who can explain how a blood choke killed Floyd.
Ayoob is max moron. He wants you to talk to police. I can’t stress this enough, because you might fell for his argument, but never ever under any circumstances talk to cops. The only thing you should say is
>I do not answer questions without a lawyer present
Don’t ever try to speak to pigs. A friend of mine had an accident once, no one got injured and he was so sorry, he just told the cops that he drove too fast. Dumb frick lost his license. Just stfu. Something went wrong. They can’t charge you if they can’t prove shit.
>b-but if you remain silent you look guilty!!!
the cops are already there and they are there specifically for you, you will more than likely be put in handcuffs and taken to jail regardless of what you tell them. Save your story for the judge
he specifically also says to be the person calling in an incident if you can.
>you will more than likely be put in handcuffs and taken to jail regardless of what you tell them.
It entirely depends on where you are and the circumstances of the incident. George Zimmerman was not even arrested by the police immediately after his shooting, and was entirely cleared by the investigating officers. He made statements and cooperated with them. They looked at the evidence, circumstances, witness statements and made a judgement that it was SD.
>"hey, make some sort of statement to cops and get some of your story out before random other people or criminals can make up bullshit"
>REEEE NO FRICK PIGS FRICK PIGS FRICK PIGS FRICK PIGS
>>"hey, make some sort of statement to cops and get some of your story out before random other people or criminals can make up bullshit"
They can make up whatever they want, if it goes to trial you tell your story then. Dumbass Rittenhouse had a hundred lies told about his case- he stayed silent and the facts came out at trial(though it never should have gone to trial in the first place, whole thing was literally caught on camera) DA even tried to question his pretrial silence and the judge lost it
>It entirely depends on where you are and the circumstances of the incident. George Zimmerman was not even arrested by the police immediately after his shooting, and was entirely cleared by the investigating officers. He made statements and cooperated with them. They looked at the evidence, circumstances, witness statements and made a judgement that it was SD.
I know it's not the point you are making but the DA took him to trial anyway, it's not the cops you need to convince. I also agree with
the race to the phone is extremely important
>DA took him to trial anyway
Based purely on political pressure. In other words, were it not for the politicization of the case it would never have gone to court, let alone result in an arrest. AFAIK, none of his statements to the police were used against him, and were even at issue in his trial. I was all about his 911 call statements and other irrelevant bullshit.
>Based purely on political pressure. In other words, were it not for the politicization of the case it would never have gone to court, let alone result in an arrest. AFAIK, none of his statements to the police were used against him, and were even at issue in his trial. I was all about his 911 call statements and other irrelevant bullshit.
Totally agree. My point was that convincing the cops you were justified doesn't mean much, its up to the DA to try and ruin your life or not. Either they look at surveillance camera footage and clear you or its he said he said and you go to trial anyway. Better to have your story told by a defense attorney.
>its up to the DA to try and ruin your life or not.
It's really not. When the cops show up and say 'hey this looks like text book SD, and we aren't arresting this guy,' then any prosecution afterwards is more political than anything. IIRC in the Zimmerman case it went all the way to the state prosecutor, because the county prosecutor still was not going to go after him. It was the state prosecutor that wanted political points for convicting the guy that murdered Obama's son. There is no escape for being railroaded when it comes to politics. Look at Rittenhouse. The whole incident was clear SD on multiple video angles and some shithead DA made an ass out of himself trying to hang the kid for political reasons.
>>"hey, make some sort of statement to cops and get some of your story out before random other people or criminals can make up bullshit
This is gonna blow your mind, but cops can just lie to you and make shit the frick up and get away with it completely while you get reamed.
>"hey make some sort of statement for official record"
>NO REEEE PIGS LIE REEEE PIGS LIE REEEE PIGS LIEEEEEEEEEEE
ok morons
>>NO REEEE PIGS LIE REEEE PIGS LIE REEEE PIGS LIEEEEEEEEEEE
show me where I said that in
. Logical dishonesty is immoral and you should have a nice day
>I didn't whine about cops lying!
>exclusively whines about cops lying
>muh "logical dishonesty"
then what the frick WERE you implying, moron?
that the mean old pigs gonna use AI to alter footage and recordings of anything you say?
last post fricked up oops
YOU said in
>"before random other people or criminals can make up bullshit"
I replied in
>"They can make up whatever they want"
Obviously referring to the "random other people or criminals" that you mentioned in
. NOWHERE did I talk about the POLICE lying. I am going to give you a chance to admit you misread my post.
I did misread. Sorry.
I also hold that you are still moronic in a different way.
If you sound rational (but not like a cold blooded psycho) to the cops and make an initial statement, and the other person isn't calm and comes off like a raving lunatic, that matters.
If you say something simple about it being self defense, other person escalated and you became afraid for your life, and that you need time to collect your thoughts....
and the other person is a raving karen
>HELP HELP THE CRAZY MASS MURDER MURDERED MY BABY GET HIM NOWNOWNOW
then it makes a difference in how whatever the frick they make up is RECIEVED.
>If you sound rational (but not like a cold blooded psycho) to the cops and make an initial statement, and the other person isn't calm and comes off like a raving lunatic, that matters.
Agreed
>then it makes a difference in how whatever the frick they make up is RECIEVED.
Also agreed. I guess for me I just think its safer to stay silent, I honestly don't know what I would do if I were in that situation.
>but cops can just lie to you and make shit the frick up
The cops that you are going to interact with first have body worn cameras.
>Good evening, sir
>Good evening
We both go our ways.
Fixed your picture for you, anon
Heh
For ayoob you merely need to stand directly in front of him... if you enter his peripheral... you're dead. Matching your position with the direction of his head is the only guarenteed way to escape. All other options rely completely on luck.
Why do cops hold the one bit? These are just beat sticks not some ninja WMD
That's the entire point of the crossed shape. You grip it like a normal club when you really need to bonk someone, and on the jutting out cross part to block hits.
What do you think that part is for?
>basketweave
"One of us, one of us !"
>mossad ayoo
I drop the slide of my handgun on an empty chamber and it makes this whiny boomer shit and piss his vest and activate his Life Alert. I escape in the ensuing chaos.
>I drop the slide of my handgun on an empty chamber and it makes this whiny boomer shit and piss his vest and activate his Life Alert.
Ken Hackathorn is the real deal. Ayoob is just a guy who was in the right place at the right time to get a bit of name recognition and nobody ever called him out on his bullshit.
everyone associated with wilson combat is an irredeemable fudd
pootgay cope
>Ayoob is just a guy who was in the right place at the right time to get a bit of name recognition
I do wonder about his background. He was a New Hampshire cop, so he wasn't dealing with the same hard stuff as NYC cops of the 70s. It seems like he was just a firearms enthusiast who happened to be a cop, and at the time, people still believed that cops and others who carried guns for their job were knowledgeable about them and good at shooting, so Ayoob probably did look like an expert. In reality, he was just a guy who liked guns, but the badge made him an "expert". Keep in mind, this was still during the time when TV and comic books would not depict law enforcement officers in any negative manner, so that badge meant a lot to most people. Imagine if a /k/ tripgay got hired on to a small town police department, and because of that LEO experience, he is considered a leading firearms expert in 2054. That's Massad Ayoob.
I compliment his toupee. It’s nigh undetectable.
I point behind him, shout "Holy shit, is that a guy with a custom trigger job on his carry gun?" and escape in the ensuing confusion.
I ask for a sandwich.
Karate chop him right on the nose straight from above, that's his blind spot.
ask for an autograph? i dont agree with some of what he says but the dudes practically an institution
I whisper him the codewords
>Registered Magnum
>ayy cee pee
and then wink. He nods approvingly and walks away.
>fully stocked vest
GOT SOME RARE THINGS ON SALE, STRANGER
meow
throw brass on the ground to distract him
I tickle him
I figure out which eye is fricked up and jump to that side.
Ask him about the lures he's been using and if I can see them and if he'd caught anything today
>"Ao what happened here?"
"I DONT ANSWER QUESTIONS!"
>"Well you have blood on you, we have reports of gunfire, and there is a corps-"
"I DONT ANSWER QUESTIONS!"
>"We have a moronic psycho here who apparently shot someone for asking questions, requesting backup, over"
It amazes me that the simple nuance of managing optics for a self defense situation as well as information control to avoid saying too much until you have calmed down is so beyond these morons.
>It amazes me that the simple nuance of managing optics for a self defense situation
Nuance is not the forte of the average direction brained moron that posts here. There are so many what-if possibilities in a SD that it is difficult to think them all through in advance, but these morons have one script:
>Shoot bad guy
>I got nuffin to say
>Talk to muh lawya
No thought to 911 calls, multiple assailants (did one or more flee? What do they look like?), do you try to provide aide or resuscitation to your assailant?
>Better to have your story told by a defense attorney.
A simple, immediate, declaratory statement of what happened does not undermine your claim of SD in most cases. Under some circumstances it may actually bolster your claim of SD.
If you are under investigation or being questioned there is NOTHING you can say to a police officer that would make your circumstance better than seeking legal counsel first. This is why when police get arrested, they advise their own to speak to a union attorney first.
If you kill someone, in defense or not, it is extremely likely you are going to get arrested, even if you are in your own house, the guy was wearing a ski mask, and had a gun in their hand. A policeman's job is NOT to make a finding of fact. Their job is to collect evidence and to document whatever they saw, heard, and smelled. If you commit an act of self defense, there is probably very little to suggest you did NOT kill the guy, only that you did so out of fear for your life. A policeman is not tasked with finding out whether you truly were in danger of your life or not.
If you ever find yourself in a legal pickle (short of a traffic ticket) you act calm, give over your personal identification, and politely but sternly invoke your 5th amendment privilege: "I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNTIL I SPEAK WITH MY ATTORNEY."
By talking to the police you are only trying to dig yourself out of a hole. Plus, if you are fricking stupid enough to attempt to "talk your way" out of a defensive gun use, you are probably just the right mixture of wienery and stupid enough to incriminate yourself.
Thank for your pseudo legal input moron.
Dry fire a 1911, he gets a stroke immediately and I escape unharmed.
>What do you do next?
Hi, we are in a dark alley today so bear with gunfire in the foreground