My Jericho and Galil would kvetch at me
My Walther P38 and my Syrian Mauser would yell slurs at me
My Auto 5 is a Mormon, so she'd make a big show of being friends with me and then she'd send money to Israel
My fake PPK made by Astra would be a /misc/tard, because she's a Wehraboo despite being a spic
My gold-cerakoted Colt 1903 and my MPA Defender speak exclusively in Scarface quotes
My stainless Taurus with pearl grips speaks in ebonics
My trapdoor Springfield that was owned by a film studio talks like Katherine Hepburn
Frommer Stop has a stutter
Ruger LCR with the laser keeps calling me a gonk choom
>"Load some ammo god damn it and find a fricking magazine already, would you?"
PS: Need a cheap K31 magazine but I don't think that's possible. Will probably have to shell out $60-80 + ship.
I was shooting an old broom handle, when the safety caught the meat of my hand. It acted as a second trigger while under recoil. The bullet went over my berm, thru my front door skimmed across my a.c. condenser , thru some dry wall then stopping in side a 2 liter of Canada dry in my fridge.
>FAL
I'm not gonna tell you how to use me, I'm just wondering why do you insist on using a self loading rifle like a straight pull >Walther P1
You know you can do more with me than just a Hans Landa impression >RIA 1911
Why you no shoot me more white boy? >AR
Please for the love of God free me from this hell of being a rifle upper on a carbine lower >ZoomPAP
Can you stop trying to use that garbage drum? >SKS
So when are we going back innawoods? >Marlin 1894
Can you please stop spin wienering me? I'm not an 1887 and you're not a T800 >Smith and Wesson 65
You really need to start unloading me before you start drinking. One of these days I'm gonna go off and its gonna be all your fault
>no do not lock me in the box again, I try my best but my chamber is too tight to take your pissin hot loads, once you shoot your load i can not pull it out .please take me to the range again, I will try harder I promise.
A 46 yo cz 75 copypasta blasta. Managed to get it more or less working by scrubbing the chamber till it became slightly more smooth , you can eat off of it and only get mild lead poisoning now. Still is very very ammopicky
>grandads 12 gauge shotgun is praying for me in this period of difficulty >winchester SXP is making gay turkish moron screeching >Yugo M48 is screeching at my SXP >FAL yelling at me for mentally incompetent moron >all of these are locked away in my parents closet
In this room..
350 ar > Did I do good this season killing deer?
45LC Henry > It wasn't me it was you who missed that buck this year dude..
Over under 12ga > Duck season soon brother
Flintlock fusil > Thanks for the new flint but you should shoot me more
20ga 870 > Clean this little bit of rust off me from that wet day of squirrel hunting ya lazy frick
Mossberg 535 > Maybe we get a turkey in spring friend?
>CZ75
"You never shoot me like you love me anymore! Im only a tool to you, aint i?" >AR15
"You just got your paycheck, right? You promised me a chrome carrier! Also there is that cute bolt catch, and also that...."
Hungarian M91/30:
"You put a fricking scope on me! You bubba me, than you give me only cheap surplus and expect accuracy? Frick you anon, you can sleep alone this night!" >Polish M44
"You have no non-surplus ammo? Guess you wont be shooting me then. That low class trash is for low class bawds like that hungarian brat" >FN Model 50:
"Im the smoothest rifle you have, in the biggest caliber, made with the highest quality. I hope you appreciate me. NO YOU CANT USE SURPLUS!" >Baikal 27E
"What, your shoulder still hurts? Am i too strong for you? Not made for Soviet Steel and Wood? Better man up, you WILL shoot me again."
>CP33
It's nice that you went through all the prep work to give me that cool paint job anon, but you really should finish it and remember to use a primer next time. >L9-A2
For the love of God fricking sign up for that CCL course already, and your classes for next semester! Fix your GI bill too, you can't shoot me if you can't buy ammo or get to the range! You bought me to carry and I've been cooped up in this house for four months now!
>my sawed off shotgun and my SBRs and my machine pistol with the foregrip:
"How come we never go out? Are you ashamed of me?" >obviously this post is satire
"Hold me"
"Frick me"
"You dont have to face tomorrow anon...."
Clean me
>please use me to kill children
My Jericho and Galil would kvetch at me
My Walther P38 and my Syrian Mauser would yell slurs at me
My Auto 5 is a Mormon, so she'd make a big show of being friends with me and then she'd send money to Israel
My fake PPK made by Astra would be a /misc/tard, because she's a Wehraboo despite being a spic
My gold-cerakoted Colt 1903 and my MPA Defender speak exclusively in Scarface quotes
My stainless Taurus with pearl grips speaks in ebonics
My trapdoor Springfield that was owned by a film studio talks like Katherine Hepburn
Frommer Stop has a stutter
Ruger LCR with the laser keeps calling me a gonk choom
Anon there's always time for tshuva. Don't forget Hashem loves you
"What is it? Dragons?"
"Why did you replace me with those 9 other girls?"
"I miss you"
"Please shoot me I'm desperate for attention and the ATF are wienersucking modern day Redcoats."
Dude my guns are frickin based idk what to tell you
nice
>ATF agents guns say:
>"I hate dogs."
Onii chans grouping
You bought the cheapest 12g cleaning kit off Amazon and you're not even going to clean me? Amazon knows you own a gun now.
"Thanks for getting that tacky ambi bolt release off of me"
Incoherent romanian ramblings.
Lets hunt some darkies senpai
"When will you stop dry firing me"
I can make anime real
Every time I see one of these threads I'm disappointed to see none of these zoomers even know Who's Line.
That and it was like the office where the British one was first. My favorite game is “questions only”
except the British versions sucked
they know anon, its just that they're busy rewatching a youtube short because they're struggling to understand what had happened
glub glub glub
You haven't cleaned me in the past 2 months perish.
.
“Please put some clothes on, anon”
>Use some lube first if you're just gonna ram that rod down my bore
I know she asked for it but don't ever put me in vegana again.
"Clean me."
(I'm going to after my next range trip.)
>"Load some ammo god damn it and find a fricking magazine already, would you?"
PS: Need a cheap K31 magazine but I don't think that's possible. Will probably have to shell out $60-80 + ship.
I'll do it again
>Record scratch
Is that indent what I think it is?
Yep
what happend here?
I was shooting an old broom handle, when the safety caught the meat of my hand. It acted as a second trigger while under recoil. The bullet went over my berm, thru my front door skimmed across my a.c. condenser , thru some dry wall then stopping in side a 2 liter of Canada dry in my fridge.
Lmao I'm sure that was fun cleaning up and fixing.
"Goddammit go take a shower you filthy disgusting pig"
>FAL
I'm not gonna tell you how to use me, I'm just wondering why do you insist on using a self loading rifle like a straight pull
>Walther P1
You know you can do more with me than just a Hans Landa impression
>RIA 1911
Why you no shoot me more white boy?
>AR
Please for the love of God free me from this hell of being a rifle upper on a carbine lower
>ZoomPAP
Can you stop trying to use that garbage drum?
>SKS
So when are we going back innawoods?
>Marlin 1894
Can you please stop spin wienering me? I'm not an 1887 and you're not a T800
>Smith and Wesson 65
You really need to start unloading me before you start drinking. One of these days I'm gonna go off and its gonna be all your fault
>>AR
>Please for the love of God free me from this hell of being a rifle upper on a carbine lower
this got me thinking
ar15s can reproduce by mitosis
???
like continuously swapping uppers and the axe handle paradox?
yes
>no do not lock me in the box again, I try my best but my chamber is too tight to take your pissin hot loads, once you shoot your load i can not pull it out .please take me to the range again, I will try harder I promise.
Some bolt action, I assume?
A 46 yo cz 75 copypasta blasta. Managed to get it more or less working by scrubbing the chamber till it became slightly more smooth , you can eat off of it and only get mild lead poisoning now. Still is very very ammopicky
I don't speak Russian, Chinese or Turkish.
whats the turkish gun you got?
>"Whenever people see birds flying through the sky, it's said that they get the urge to go on a journey."
>I'm not saying your reloads are bad! I'm just saying that you have a lot of Greek surplus.
I need to get a better mold.
Got a brand new gun a few months ago, hasn't been fired yet.
>when are we going to have our first time anon?
"We haven't been to duck-hunting in a while."
I know, Bajkal dear. I promise we will go next season.
"Remember anon, the government still hold 5% of me legally."
>t. french handgun owner
AR15
>remove me from the safe and hold me pls
USPc
>please stop putting accessories on me i'm like 4 pounds
"I don't care how depressed you are, lazy American, oil me you goddamn fricker."
>grandads 12 gauge shotgun is praying for me in this period of difficulty
>winchester SXP is making gay turkish moron screeching
>Yugo M48 is screeching at my SXP
>FAL yelling at me for mentally incompetent moron
>all of these are locked away in my parents closet
In this room..
350 ar
> Did I do good this season killing deer?
45LC Henry
> It wasn't me it was you who missed that buck this year dude..
Over under 12ga
> Duck season soon brother
Flintlock fusil
> Thanks for the new flint but you should shoot me more
20ga 870
> Clean this little bit of rust off me from that wet day of squirrel hunting ya lazy frick
Mossberg 535
> Maybe we get a turkey in spring friend?
Seems most my guns just want to go hunting....
i think their telling you something
>butthole its been more than 2 weeks fricking go shoot me homosexual!!!!!!
Take me back if you're not going to shoot me
SAA
>"Point me at Injuns"
Spencer Carbine
>"Point me at Injuns when they are far away"
Kar98k
>*racial slurs*
SKS
>"Về nhà cậu bé da trắng"
kill vatBlack person
I'm black and beautiful.
"Come finger me anon, you haven't held me in years. And I'm jealous of your carry pistol getting all the attention!"
"I know rent isn't late until tomorrow, but don't pawn me Senpai.
Let me meet your landlord first.
I just want to talk."
"It's dark in here!" followed by a rambling chorus of many voices saying "What she said!"
How many?
>CZ75
"You never shoot me like you love me anymore! Im only a tool to you, aint i?"
>AR15
"You just got your paycheck, right? You promised me a chrome carrier! Also there is that cute bolt catch, and also that...."
Hungarian M91/30:
"You put a fricking scope on me! You bubba me, than you give me only cheap surplus and expect accuracy? Frick you anon, you can sleep alone this night!"
>Polish M44
"You have no non-surplus ammo? Guess you wont be shooting me then. That low class trash is for low class bawds like that hungarian brat"
>FN Model 50:
"Im the smoothest rifle you have, in the biggest caliber, made with the highest quality. I hope you appreciate me. NO YOU CANT USE SURPLUS!"
>Baikal 27E
"What, your shoulder still hurts? Am i too strong for you? Not made for Soviet Steel and Wood? Better man up, you WILL shoot me again."
>Smith and Wesson 686
"Stop using these short ass .38s and shoot .357 like a fricking man"
>CP33
It's nice that you went through all the prep work to give me that cool paint job anon, but you really should finish it and remember to use a primer next time.
>L9-A2
For the love of God fricking sign up for that CCL course already, and your classes for next semester! Fix your GI bill too, you can't shoot me if you can't buy ammo or get to the range! You bought me to carry and I've been cooped up in this house for four months now!
>my sawed off shotgun and my SBRs and my machine pistol with the foregrip:
"How come we never go out? Are you ashamed of me?"
>obviously this post is satire
>Little by little, anon. Little by little.
Low and left is killing me. At least my 1911 is so nice to shoot.
>mfw solar flares
I fricking knew it.
>TFW I always hit low right
Fricking Chaos, I'm going to download bonzi buddy on the techpriest that forgot to fix the gellar field for this
we dont want to go live with the RCMP
>speaks Serbian yet identifies as a Yugoslavian
>Feed me something other than surplus Ball ammo from Eastern Europe you homosexual
>Is everything okay?
>It's starting to get lonely in here? When are the others coming back?
He doesnt look Polish