they're not very good veapons. trust me, they'll jam up inside the body.

they're not very good veapons. trust me, they'll jam up inside the body. if you really need to hack someone to bits, use an axe, or if you feel modern that day, a buzzsaw

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not good weapons
    Correct. But I've seen enough cartel videos to know that they're pretty good for chopping up stew meat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      If you are using a chainsaw in a fight you already lost, but it makes for an AMAZING execution tool to instill fear

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        chainsaws are all about theatrics and people who use them just want their victims to suffer slowly. a good ol' fireaxe will cleave your head from your neck in a single well placed chop. i assume the person you're hacking at is already dead, right? psychos have no place between professional assassins

        I wonder if we could develop a chain that's optimized for cutting humans instead of trees

        The ineffectiveness of a chainsaw mostly comes down to it's awkward weight and proportions for swinging at someone. If you actually hit someone you are going to do tremendous bodily injury. People use small chainsaws for hacking up animal carcasses in a hurry while hunting. They use chainsaws for taking apart dead cows in slaughterhouses. This meme that it won't do damage is as absurd as the previous generation's meme that they were like lightsabers.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you really need to hack someone to bits, use an axe
    Someone who has never hacked someone to bits typed this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      chainsaws are all about theatrics and people who use them just want their victims to suffer slowly. a good ol' fireaxe will cleave your head from your neck in a single well placed chop. i assume the person you're hacking at is already dead, right? psychos have no place between professional assassins

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up you treehugger, people like you are why they keep passing more anti-logging laws. Everyone should have a turbocharged twin bladed chainsaw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psychos have no place between professional assassins
        Dude, psychos are the only people prepared to be professional assassins. It doesn't attract sane people.

        This
        If you are using a chainsaw in a fight you already lost, but it makes for an AMAZING execution tool to instill fear

        >If you are using a chainsaw in a fight you already lost
        I'd feel way more confident being able to disarm an axe wielder than a chainsaw wielder. There's just no way I'm getting in front of a chainsaw with basically any melee weapon. An axe is something I can envisage disarming.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give me a chainsaw jacket and I will frick Leatherface up

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure he actually killed most of the people in the first movie by waiting in that hallway and whacking them with a hammer.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if we could develop a chain that's optimized for cutting humans instead of trees

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay cara de sicatriz, me vas a dijir donde estal el dinero!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chainsaws are VERY finicky tools. I use one frequently on my land to cut down and/or trim trees. You get too much dirt in it or run it too long or if it's too cold or too hot or whatever and the thing seizes up. Also you have to CONSTANTLY tighten the chain.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You get too much dirt in it or run it too long or if it's too cold or too hot or whatever and the thing seizes up
      Sounds like you just have a shitty saw.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you must be samebrand as OP. Get a Stihl dumbfrick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao its so obvious from this statement you keep hitting the ground and run a blunt chain till the saw seizes up becuase your blunt chain is overheating the bar and cooling seizes it.

      Learn to sharpen and 99% of saw issues disapear

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chainsaw robots always loose in robot wars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they brought a chainsaw to a wedge-and-wheel fight

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Works on grubs.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cut down trees for a living and i have seen plenty of pictures of what a chain saw will do to the human body in only a split second of contact

    op is a gay

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