they're not very good veapons. trust me, they'll jam up inside the body. if you really need to hack someone to bits, use an axe, or if you feel modern that day, a buzzsaw
they're not very good veapons. trust me, they'll jam up inside the body. if you really need to hack someone to bits, use an axe, or if you feel modern that day, a buzzsaw
>not good weapons
Correct. But I've seen enough cartel videos to know that they're pretty good for chopping up stew meat.
This
If you are using a chainsaw in a fight you already lost, but it makes for an AMAZING execution tool to instill fear
The ineffectiveness of a chainsaw mostly comes down to it's awkward weight and proportions for swinging at someone. If you actually hit someone you are going to do tremendous bodily injury. People use small chainsaws for hacking up animal carcasses in a hurry while hunting. They use chainsaws for taking apart dead cows in slaughterhouses. This meme that it won't do damage is as absurd as the previous generation's meme that they were like lightsabers.
>if you really need to hack someone to bits, use an axe
Someone who has never hacked someone to bits typed this
chainsaws are all about theatrics and people who use them just want their victims to suffer slowly. a good ol' fireaxe will cleave your head from your neck in a single well placed chop. i assume the person you're hacking at is already dead, right? psychos have no place between professional assassins
Shut up you treehugger, people like you are why they keep passing more anti-logging laws. Everyone should have a turbocharged twin bladed chainsaw
>psychos have no place between professional assassins
Dude, psychos are the only people prepared to be professional assassins. It doesn't attract sane people.
>If you are using a chainsaw in a fight you already lost
I'd feel way more confident being able to disarm an axe wielder than a chainsaw wielder. There's just no way I'm getting in front of a chainsaw with basically any melee weapon. An axe is something I can envisage disarming.
Give me a chainsaw jacket and I will frick Leatherface up
I'm pretty sure he actually killed most of the people in the first movie by waiting in that hallway and whacking them with a hammer.
I wonder if we could develop a chain that's optimized for cutting humans instead of trees
>Okay cara de sicatriz, me vas a dijir donde estal el dinero!
Chainsaws are VERY finicky tools. I use one frequently on my land to cut down and/or trim trees. You get too much dirt in it or run it too long or if it's too cold or too hot or whatever and the thing seizes up. Also you have to CONSTANTLY tighten the chain.
>You get too much dirt in it or run it too long or if it's too cold or too hot or whatever and the thing seizes up
Sounds like you just have a shitty saw.
you must be samebrand as OP. Get a Stihl dumbfrick.
Lmao its so obvious from this statement you keep hitting the ground and run a blunt chain till the saw seizes up becuase your blunt chain is overheating the bar and cooling seizes it.
Learn to sharpen and 99% of saw issues disapear
Chainsaw robots always loose in robot wars
Because they brought a chainsaw to a wedge-and-wheel fight
Works on grubs.
i cut down trees for a living and i have seen plenty of pictures of what a chain saw will do to the human body in only a split second of contact
op is a gay