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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that hard to make them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is now lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        for those out of the loop, look up "Izhevsk" on twatter for some delicious boombooms
        for some reason, this topic causes insane sneeding among jannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sure does look like a picture of a weapon, clearly ideal for discussion on 'a board devoted to weapons and military equipment'. Well posted, OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I concur, this is perhaps the most weapon oriented thread in a long time. And no way in all about a humiliating explosion at one of the last factories that produces said weapon.

      If I were to invade my neighbor, my favorite weapon would be a long range precious missile. I'm a sucker for the classics like ye olde SCUD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely. And, of course, historical weapons such as swords or muskets can be discussed too!

        Just because we refer to a weapon's production in the past tense (even, indeed, if the transition from present to past tense was sudden and violent) doesn't mean we can't have a productive and educational discussion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are wrong, Sir, my cousin Vijay from Kolkatta thinks this is an off-topic thread
      So, we both did the needful and reported it in order to preserve the high quality of posts on PrepHole dot organisation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well noted, sir. That's exactly what it is - a picture of a weapon, because it is not much of a weapon.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    niiiiiice

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >now they include the ass in the ass from factory

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last I heard production was through the roof. Most of the walls too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard they were having a fire sale.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The entire facility, half off! What a bargain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their production has been brilliant lately, no wonder they're getting rid of stock.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Output has skyrocketed for sure, something must have got the place all fired up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder why the fire sale started at 10:00PM? That seems awfully late for the facility to open.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Output has skyrocketed for sure, something must have got the place all fired up.

            I wonder why the fire sale started at 10:00PM? That seems awfully late for the facility to open.

            >reddit humor
            God this board is awful.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, because posting the ten-trillionth recycled wojak and appending every second word with -troon is peak comedy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beats another deleted thread.
                (Jeez, this must be how Russian bloggers think. I might start rationalizing bumsex soon.)

                Gokubro btw.

                You have to go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                EPIC catchphrase my dude, well meme'd!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hit me with another ancient recycled catchphrase my man, at this rate those tired old lines will live longer than a vatnik missile plant

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good morning, Sir
                I agree with you, this is a very low quality thread and those are not funny posts. In fact, they remind me of the website reddit.com which I never visit.
                Furthermore, this thread is off-topic because JSC Votkinsk Machine Building Plant manufactures agricultural and mining equipment and not -11/SS-1B Scud-A and B SRBMs; RT-21M/SS-20 Saber and SS-23 Spider IRBMs; RT-21 (SS-16 Sinner), RT-2PM (SS-25 Sickle) and RT-2UTTH Topol-M (SS-27) intercontinental ballistic missiles at all.
                I think that this thread should be reported to the administrators of four channel dot org.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off and have a nice day, zigger tourist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Beats another deleted thread.
              (Jeez, this must be how Russian bloggers think. I might start rationalizing bumsex soon.)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gokubro btw.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Wordplay is now considered reddit humor
              OK, how about something more in line with your intellectual capacity.
              Fart. Poop. Butts. Poopy farting butts. Or would you prefer a farting moron getting kicked in the balls?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only if the farting moron is a onions wojak and the kicker is chad pepe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd prefer not having to read shitty puns made by NPCs.
                Do everyone a favor and have a nice day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We all know what channel he watches.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you tell him to touch grass too, you fricking tourist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re right, we need more trannies and basedjack edits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And of course the /misc/troon has to start railing about trannies. Jsut kys, tourist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I used to love /k/ but it's been thoroughly subverted. Was better when it was Gen Xers discussing Mosin-Nagants.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I only laugh at wojacks that have a ton of symbols of stuff I don’t like on them, with at least 3 injections stuck in them, right there, that’s comedy. I joined the site in 2016 im a bit of an oldgay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nuclear weapons grade bait

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OK Zoomer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              /k/ should've been separated into
              >/am/ - Arms + Military
              >/gay/ - Guns And You
              long ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would actually be quite nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Latest finacial report says that business is booming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just kept releasing banger after banger fresh off the assembly lines. Shit was straight fire.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*
    Imagine going from attached pic to "lol the chad sadBlack folk managed to start a fire in one of your cargo ships". Clown World believers still haven't figured out the joke is on them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this some commie cope about the burning icbm plant?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, back in the day you could at least feel like they were worth the effort.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they were certainly better at faking it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More accurate rendition

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also valid.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is no big deal, the DPRK can show them how to rebuild and even provide the equipment. Given how good the KN-23 is the new facility will be making better missiles than before so really it is a net gain for Russia.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tempting fate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you do your test firing with the engine pointing straight up.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... how big of a boom was it exactly? And how big of a deal is it?

    >biggest/big rocket engine plant
    yeah but was it THAT big of a boom or is it business as usual after 5 hours of firefighting and a little bit of welding?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty fricking big.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw another clip of this and in it the fire went out super fast, so I'm really torn.

        On the one hand, if it were a normal test people probably wouldn't be filming it, the boom clearly alerted people. But would a rocket fuel explosion burn out so quickly? A strong, continuous burn and then dark again in a couple seconds?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming it didn't detonate, then the burn would continue as long as there's fuel, which wouldn't last long in an uncontained uncontrolled fashion, and then subsequent flames would be just from the burning surroundings.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I could reason that:
          -it's very far away and the fire is fricking big
          -the fuel consumes very quickly
          -the remaining fires once the fuel is consumed are comparatively small and not seen from such a distance

          but I really have no knowledge on the matter and it might be a legit test for all I know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Solid fuel rockets are built with oxidiser and fuel in one bundle. If its ignited in an uncontrolled manner it would burn pretty fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how their cope is "we're testing an engine burn". At 10PM.
        Imagine if that was an engine test, that'd mean their ICBMs are fricked and really would blow up on launch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > "we're testing an engine burn". At 10PM
          I’m losing control of my SMO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Talk about Lighting up the Night

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Haha it was a normal engine burn nothing to worry about haha
          The fact they were trying to spin the narrative so quickly tells you something big went up in smoke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I suspect they decided to test one of the new missiles they got from either the Iranians or the Norks and the thing not only blew up, but took the whole factory with it. This is mainly because if you look at where this happened on a map

            https://i.imgur.com/XcrKASK.jpg

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]

            For anyone curious, they took place far, far away from the frontlines, so it can't possibly be the Ukies and the Russians surely wouldn't have just sent the rocket scientists to the frontline and replaced them with steppe nomads, that would be silly. 🙂

            it's just too far away for it to be done by anything except a long range fighter or bomber, so it has to be self-inflicted somehow.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok I love the SMOOKER and such but c'mon it can't be THAT bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it can't be THAT bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been out of the loop for a year but... Jesus Christ what am I looking at here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a picture taken by a ukrainian drone after they dropped another grenade in the famous suicide hole by Bakhmut IIRC.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember watching the first suicide hole vid.. it's weird to see how common this practice has become.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair Russia already had one of the highest suicide rates in the world so, considering the amount of men Russia sent to die in Ukraine, it was inevitable we'd seen a lot of suicides, especially considering how trench warfare isn't exactly conducive to depression and suicidal ideations.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With the rate they're trying to suppress its spread, I suspect it may be worse than the usual factory fire. It ultimately depends on where they stored the fuel, because a warehouse full of rocket fuel going up is bad, but it's not "Holy shit, we've got to nuke it from the internet" bad.

                The most likely scenario is that some bumbling fool accidently started a fire, the non-functioning fire-suppression system did it's thing and Russia lost either a bunch of Nork or Iranian missiles in the fire, which wouldn't be so bad if they weren't paying for them in gold, which is bad because Russia's currency is now backed by gold so they may have sunk the value of the ruble even further and got absolutely nothing out of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No what I mean is, it's more likely it was some ukranian deep strike, rather than it just being all on Russia and friends.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on the fence about it to be honest, because it's over a thousand kilometres away from the frontlines and over 500km away from the nearest bordering country.

                IF this was a Ukie deep strike, then it must have been done by saboteurs in country, because the only way they'd get the range necessary would be either firing an ICBM of their own or using a long-range fighter jet. If this turns out to be the case, then there is nowhere in Russia that is safe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Iran and NK decided this is the best and only time to get important technology that russia should NEVER part with but is so desperate from the special needs operation
                >Sabotage the weapons, anonymously tip off the ukrainians to perform a diversionary sabotage attack
                >Russia loses everything and need to bargain for weapons again but oh no they are a bit short on them....it can't be helped but we will need this tech that you don't want to part with, no problem if you don't want to, guess that SNO isn't going to work out winkwink.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Please let this be irans fault because it would be so fricking funny

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The soviet union, in its infinite wisdom, moved a shitton of ukrainians out of ukraine and scattered them in the farthest reaches of the union. There are probably more ukrainians to the east of the urals than there are west.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it looks nothing like an engine test. The plume would move the smoke cloud sideways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't look big at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >592x672
          I agree
          Tiny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not. Based on the time delay for the shock wave hitting the cameraman, the "explosion" is only about 3km away. I can easily believe that it was a test firing that went wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think Russia has the money to build something which can outdo the largest solid ever fired when exploding?

            https://i.imgur.com/UmlQEIY.jpg

            Tempting fate.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here's an example of a similar solid rocket engine test gone wrong, as performed by your favorite butt-buddies.
              https://www.timesofisrael.com/expert-last-weeks-blast-in-central-israel-was-a-solid-rocket-fuel-test/

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon he replied to, i don't know if i believe the vatnig story ( i never do on principle) but people are pretending this is some nuke tier explosion when it's pretty small for what they claim it is and immediately goes out as well. Just does not make sense. It feels like forced propaganda if i am being honest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With how much suppression is going on, and how advanced Russian solid motor technology is (not very, since they're STILL developing UDMH/Tetroxide rockets) I'm doubtful they have a solid motor that can blow to produce a fireball even a tenth the size of the AJ by itself. This lends more credence to the idea that something went horribly wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That shit is easily covering a hundred meters or so if the trucks up front are any indication.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For you

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinly veiled shill thread. At least discuss the weapon system or something about the factory that was making it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fortress
      >city

      It's an intergalactic metropolis citadel, you swine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fortress city
      This really is Bahkmut again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mariupol, Bakhmut and Avdeevka, the Fortress graveyards of Ukraine and NATO.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet somehow each of them saw far, far more Russians die than Ukrainians. And not a single NATO soldier. In fact, at the rate it happened, Ukraine will in fact exterminate Russias entire male population before Russia manages to take even just the remainde rof the Donbas. Curious, that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. absolute fricking moron Black person

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's what vatniks are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mariupol, Bakhmut and Avdeevka
          Each one is smaller, closer to the pre-February 24th frontline, and takes longer to fall than the last. I'm sure this in no way reflects broader trends.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At this rate, the next two Ukrainian fortress cities will be Luhansk and Rostov-on-Don.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait what the frick. It's that close?!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's literally right on the doorstep of their largest city and has been for 10 years now.

              Keep in mind that they have every advantage here with a miniscule supply chain between the Russian Front and their storage areas, easy access to hospitals and enough shelter to properly mass and carry out large scale attacks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Khokhxlil lies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is what the Avdiivka Coke Plant looks like from the town of Yasynuvata, which was occupied by Russia in 2014.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, hyperfortress pisskey is right next door?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hyperfortress Pisskey was even closer than Avdiivka, it was iirc less than 1 mile from the Donetsk airport.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ukraine has many pisskeys(14 I think). Only a few of them have achieved hyperfortress status.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Hyperfortress" is a contraction of "hyper-dimensional fortress". There's only one Pisky, only it's in 14 difference locations at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about this for a point of discussion; as of this morning it's the factory that was making it, rather than the factory that is making it, and that's funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russia's 41%ing themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking a small town reduced to rubble that was a forward delaying position after months of fighting and suffering tens of thousands of casualties at rates exceeding 10:1 is actually a good deal, totally worth losing a major strategic arms manufacturing site!
      Wow, the zigger cope is truly through the roof. Damn factory must be a writeoff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You receive: some rubble
        I receive: mobiks for the mobikube

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >worth losing a major strategic arms manufacturing site
        Can't it just be repaired/rebuilt. It's just a manufactory.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aon almost every engineer, technician and scientist involved with Russian missile projects died in mysterious circumstances last year, they might actually need to bring in Norks and Iranians to rebuild.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Taking a small town reduced to rubble that was a forward delaying position after months of fighting and suffering tens of thousands of casualties at rates exceeding 10:1 is actually a good deal, totally worth losing a major strategic arms manufacturing site!
            Wow, the zigger cope is truly through the roof. Damn factory must be a writeoff.

            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10746369/Cover-25-military-scientists-killed-fire-Russian-weapons-research-facility.html

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Going by the size of the explosion, it looks like the storage for the rocket fuel went up. Going by standard Russian building practices, the storage shed was probably right next to, or in the same building, as the production line, so the factory is probably going to be out of commission for months if not just outright destroyed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, just to pour on the salt, that factory was playing around with some FUN rocket fuel ingreadients. Like hydrazine and fuming red nitric acid.

            Also, it's surrounded on two sides by residential areas.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Like hydrazine and fuming red nitric acid.
              That sounds a bit dangerous. But I am no expert.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuming red nitric acid isn't that dangerous, at least compared to the hyper-toxic and cancer-inducing hydrazine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fuming red nitric acid isn't that dangerous
                MFW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, relatively speaking, given hydrazine is involved

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Red fuming nitric acid being "not that dangerous" means it will only spontaneously combust/explode when coming into contact with water (such as the moisture in people's eyes), and release toxic fumes in the process. Also it's highly corrosive to many metals.

                Hydrazine is just a whole other level of awful. That shit fall under the highest possible NFPA health danger rating, and the second-highest reactivity/instability danger rating. (NFPA Health rating 4 is the category where you also find fun stuff like cyanide or hydrofluoric acid.)

                Thanks! I just hope it will be good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/OPqIO3I.jpg

                >Like hydrazine and fuming red nitric acid.
                That sounds a bit dangerous. But I am no expert.

                Red fuming nitric acid being "not that dangerous" means it will only spontaneously combust/explode when coming into contact with water (such as the moisture in people's eyes), and release toxic fumes in the process. Also it's highly corrosive to many metals.

                Hydrazine is just a whole other level of awful. That shit fall under the highest possible NFPA health danger rating, and the second-highest reactivity/instability danger rating. (NFPA Health rating 4 is the category where you also find fun stuff like cyanide or hydrofluoric acid.)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Red fuming nitric acid
                I'm sure that they aren't using Inhibited Red Fuming Nitric Acid (IRFNA) but dinitrogen tetroxide (N2O4) that's far nastier and similar to hydrazine.
                >N2O4 outperforms IRFNA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Red fuming nitric acid already contains dinitrogen tetroxide (mixed with nitric acid), but yeah, I also thing they're using N2O4 as it's hyperbolic when combined with hydrazine. This is going to be fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *hypergolic (it ain't a frickin' parabola alright)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't nitric acid involved in the Nedelin Disaster?
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin_catastrophe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blessed moron gets the digits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just slap a new coat of lead based paint on it, give the brush a good lick and bob's your uncle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the zigger cope is truly through the roof
        its not the only thing lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >after months of fighting
        years*
        It's been on the front since 2014

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's more like a thinly veiled exploding thread

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what kind of weapon systems would be able to counter threats like these. Their 500km range is no joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Couple of ballers on a quadbike with 20 kg of C4 ?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >NAFO
    How did morons on Twitter with doge edits buckbreak you this badly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >morons on Twitter
      this is no way to talk about perfectly pleasant, thirdie-bullying wine aunts

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, they really don't KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it took russia ten years to fail to take Avdiivka
    Grim.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would think mods on PrepHole would understand the Streisand Effect. Here of all places. A zigger or a /misc/Black person must have captured a janny spot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that happens when they put the boot down this hard is that I gather what information I can, try to sort out the truth from the bullshit, and then spread it to every normie site possible so that it becomes impossible to kill and just let it grow from there.

      They seem to think that all the images and webms made simply disappear out of my folder when the entire of /chug/ cries like a b***h and activates the auto-mod.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now put that train of thought to the multi-year effort to ban anyone who dared consider that the russians might not be utterly moronic, that they might be able to jury-rig a way across a bridge that has been shelled, that they might be able to repair a bridge that had a truck bomb go off on it, that they might - given a year and a half - be able to think of re-enacting kursk and plant dense minefields with killing zones for artillery, that they might not just pack up and go home simply because the west made a frownie face at them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >given a year and a half - be able to think of re-enacting kursk and plant dense minefields with killing zones for artillery,

        if this war goes on for another year and a half russia runs out of artillery

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember last year when people were predicting russia would run out of tanks in just a few months? Or that they would be out of rail car bearings within a few weeks and their entire logistics would shut down? Or the claims after the initial wave of himars attacks that russia would run out of artillery within 6 months?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Running out isn't the same as ran out dipshit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            remember when Russia went from deploying t72's and t90s to t64's and t55s?
            there is a reason that happened

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They actually deployed T-55s?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Remember last year when people were predicting russia would run out of tanks in just a few months?
            Only trolls and dimwits said it this way. Experts said: Russia is loosing tanks so fast they will have to pull a lot from storage and even predicted we would see outdated T-62 and T-54 on the front by now.

            This linked video presents evidence russia already pulled about 9.000 pieces of artillery from storage. Slightly more then half of of everything russia had. They can keep doing this for another year, no problem. But after two more years nothing would be left.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Only trolls and dimwits
              So most of /k/, and the jannies. Thanks for being honest.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >after two more years nothing would be left
              Except for the artillery they can make themselves, or buy from china, north korea, and iran. That's a long damned way from "nothing left".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically it's just "nothing left in storage". But this means Russia lost all soviet heritage in this war. Also this means Russia is defenseless, even a smaller neighbor like Georgia might feel strong enough to take land back from Russia. Worst case scenario for Russia is China sees an opportunity to make territorial claims and just takes Vladivostok without any resistance. And the entire world is applauding.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not having materiel reserves means
                not being ready for prolonged high intensity conflict
                and not
                being defenceless as you still have standing army and can mobilize light infantry/ militias/ marauders
                i doubt Georgia or any country would risk direct confrontation with Russia - unless you have conscripts to burn.
                Attrition like in Ukraine is really something that sane people will try to avoid (if they have any choice in that matter of course)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only enemies without, no enemies within.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Consider how few Russian forces are not currently engaged in Ukraine, there would be a very hard choice for Russia regarding how much men and materiel they could divert to a secondary conflict. And even what they could divert would be the same undertrained, low morale mobiks and hastily reactivated armor that is getting cut down in Ukraine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm surprised the Kazakhs, Georgians, Churkas and Mongols aren't getting very excited right now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Except for the artillery they can make themselves
                They can barely refurbish the shitty, ill-maintained tanks they have in storage due to the industrial bottlenecks they've got. It will be a long time before they can make enough shit just to replace the stuff that's already being destroyed, if ever.
                >or buy from china, north korea, and iran
                with what money? certainly not with their shitty ruble which is practically worthless because of sanctions, or their dwindling supply of foreign currency. All they can do is trade oil for it, which certainly can't help with their already lethal case of dutch disease. And that's assuming those shitholes are willing to give them enough to replace their losses rather than try to stockpile for when things get heated in their own corner of the globe. I doubt the chinks would be willing to part with much more than some shitty plastic drones when they're far more concerned with preparing for their revolutionary struggle with the American capitalist pig-dogs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All they can do is trade oil for it
                I dunno, can they even do that without the infrastructure for it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                another good point. ukies blowing stuff up behind the lines can't be very helpful for the ruskies already strained logistics and supply chains. just trying to make trades is now more difficult than ever before, and the aforementioned industrial bottlenecks are only going to get tighter when factories are regularly put out of commission by cardboard drones or disgruntled churkas. no matter how you look at it, supply is simply not going to meet demand in a year or two.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >another good point. ukies blowing stuff up behind the lines can't be very helpful for the ruskies already strained logistics and supply chains.
                I meant that most of their gas-exporting infrastructure is centred around Europe. As a result, exporting gas to countries with which they don't have a pipeline connection is quite difficult.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At the current attrition rate Ukraine won't resist two more years, and even if they are willing to shove millions of men into the grinder to compensate the lack of equipment their economy will just cave in on itself considering their catastrophic demographic collapse due to migration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >'2 more X' posting
                bait (don don)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >given a year and a half - be able to think of re-enacting kursk and plant dense minefields with killing zones for artillery,

            if this war goes on for another year and a half russia runs out of artillery

            Watch the video shill Covert has consistently said two years at current loss rates.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >two more years

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The ~20 million shells that russia spent is enough to wear about 10,000 barrels. Makes sense, the big question is imports/new barrels.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good point and far harder for us internet jockeys to track. The number of nations able to make artillery barrels in any number is likely very small.

                Lmao these hats

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Factories look better then the russian ones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good point and far harder for us internet jockeys to track. The number of nations able to make artillery barrels in any number is likely very small.

                Lmao these hats

                The ~20 million shells that russia spent is enough to wear about 10,000 barrels. Makes sense, the big question is imports/new barrels.

                >The number of nations able to make artillery barrels in any number is likely very small.

                And somehow Iran and the the DPRK are two of them. Hell, the Norks arguably have the best on the planet unless a western nation tools up to make 203mm again, i can't think of anything in production that matches the overall size of a Koksan barrel.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be wary of the quality of Nork barrels. I get the feeling the steel isn't exactly the best.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Koksans examined by USA were perfectly fine.

                >Hell, the Norks arguably have the best on the planet unless a western nation tools up to make 203mm again
                >Bigger is better
                I can spot the German big-gun autism from an ocean away, anon

                They aren't even the biggest, i was thinking of the length.

                >the Norks arguably have the best of the planet
                You're moronic, unarguably.

                In terms of CURRENT production of big guns yes, unless you can show me a nation currently making something of that length.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh length
                Which is that high purely because of the oversized caliber that offers no practical benefits.
                Again, you're moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no practical benefits

                Being the worlds longest range gun for 40+ years and running isn't a practical benefit? How does that dumbfrick juice taste?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Longest range gun? who cares when there's non-gun weapons far smaller, precise, and that out-ranges it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I get the feeling the steel isn't exactly the best.
                The Koksan achieves its range by simply ignoring safety margin and barrel life that would be normal in the west or russia.
                There's a good reason of why even they went full MRLS lately.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By all accounts the barrels are perfectly safe, the issue is they only last 500 shots at maximum charge.

                And HOW DARE YOU people even suggest that the DPRK would ever consider an artillery system that might endanger the operators!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Juche organ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Extrapolate the backblast from a 106mm recoilless gun and have a good laugh.

                Longest range gun? who cares when there's non-gun weapons far smaller, precise, and that out-ranges it.

                Exactly, which is why NATO has abandoned tube artillery since it is meaningless in modern conflicts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Extrapolate the backblast from a 106mm recoilless gun and have a good laugh.
                I did it some months ago, 1-2 km iirc...
                Juche magic I guess...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember, Nork organization would see a battery of four going off at once......Yeah, even they thought it was silly.

                Still want one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1-2 km iirc...
                I think your napkin math is a bit fudged.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why? I estimated the propellant charge of the 370mm gun and used the inverse square law.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Hell, the Norks arguably have the best on the planet unless a western nation tools up to make 203mm again
                >Bigger is better
                I can spot the German big-gun autism from an ocean away, anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can spot the German big-gun autism from an ocean away, anon
                It’s what Koksans are likely based on, considering the Germans used 170mm arty in WWII while the Soviets did not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mechanically they have nothing in common , Koksan appears to be home grown autism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the Norks arguably have the best of the planet
                You're moronic, unarguably.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You moronic tourist do understand that fortified positions serve a purpose, right? Avdiivka has already immensely over-delivered on that purpose, and keeps delivering more.

    >forbes
    >David Axe
    Way to further out yourself. You need to go back.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if the factory really is ruined does this mean that NORTH FRICKING KOREA is Russia's only source of SRBMs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dear leader always wins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Utter Nork dominance confirmed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Monke called for King Kong Un

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >them digits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best fricking Korea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >아침은 빛나라 이 강산
        >은금에 자원도 가득한
        >삼천리 아름다운 내 조국
        >반만년 오랜 력사에
        >찬란한 문화로 자라난
        >슬기론 인민의 이 영광
        >몸과 맘 다 바쳐 이 조선
        >길이 받드세
        >백두산 기상을 다 안고
        >근로의 정신은 깃들어
        >진리로 뭉쳐진 억센 뜻
        >온 세계 앞서 나가리
        >솟는 힘 노도도 내밀어
        >인민의 뜻으로 선 나라
        >한없이 부강하는 이 조선
        >길이 빛내세

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Korean Century confirmed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking checked

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hnnnnnnnngg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dear leader always wins

      Homefront: Vladivostok when?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the drone flew in from Khazakstan.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    You moronic tourist do understand that fortified positions serve a purpose, right? Avdiivka has already immensely over-delivered on that purpose, and keeps delivering more.

    >forbes
    >David Axe
    Way to further out yourself. You need to go back.

    How many alcoholic beverages which David Axe has drank do you think /k/ has paid for just by linking to his articles? It has to be at least 10.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UMPK is cheaper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the shockwave of the air burst interacting with the smoke
      Anon this is a blue board for frick sake!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S-Smoke jiggle..

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rude!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    badaboom

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Satellite images when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I paid for 'em, if it's not cloudy I'll post them as soon as they're made

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they give you an estimate of when the next flyover will be?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2024-02-15 was the earliest in my price range. However, I've now cancelled the tasking as some other autistic fella managed to snag a higher resolution picture this morning (picrel). As I'm not really in a rush to get the satellite images, I'm just gonna wait until they come out and use the money for something else. However, if somebody wants them now, they're only $250.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nevermind, I'm a moron and forgot to check cloud cover. They're useless, so I'm tasking it again, oof

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              godspeed you autistic vatBlack person humiliating satellite paypig.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did some research and the plant already had an explosion on the 4th of August 2023 (https://news.yahoo.com/explosion-reported-missile-production-plant-112400142.html)

            Also, Bellingcat tasked a satellite to get pictures, but got the wrong area (https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2023/09/25/we-tasked-a-satellite-based-on-your-suggestions-here-are-the-results/). I thought they were good, but apparently they're moronic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no, that is the right place. The test range is elsewhere.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The images are of the town where the HQ is, not the factory itself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I thought they were good, but apparently they're moronic
              It was founded by a glowie censorship advocate and a wannabe glowie who got where he is by jerking off a now dead glowie on somethingawful
              Anything remotely decent or factual they publish was probably emailed to them from actual military intelligence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >posts picture of a picture of a cloud
            Is there a joke I'm missing or something? He's obviously autistic so the logic could just be beyond me here and-

            Nevermind, I'm a moron and forgot to check cloud cover. They're useless, so I'm tasking it again, oof

            >forgot to check cloud cover.
            based moron, 9/10 you gave me a good laugh

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can get at least 1 satellite picture for the price of the autism roller. Guess which one I'll go for.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The autism roller will really help you calm down and de-stress. Also keep in mind that that particular model is ~300lbs of wood. Needs to be sturdy to withstand tard tantrums, but, shipping costs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The autism roller will really help you calm down and de-stress.
                Tasking satellites to take images of critical Russian infrastructure going up in flames helps me calm down and de-stress.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >$800 for an autist squisher
              this is insanely over-priced. you could probably make this in your garage for an eighth of that price or less.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if you didn’t put a bunch of r and d time into making sure it’s just an autist squisher and don’t turn into a moron crusher

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here are some WEBMs of a night time engine test from one of these rockets. They're pretty /k/ino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These engine tests closely resemble a fuel explosion...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I suspect they decided to test one of the new missiles they got from either the Iranians or the Norks and the thing not only blew up, but took the whole factory with it. This is mainly because if you look at where this happened on a map [...] it's just too far away for it to be done by anything except a long range fighter or bomber, so it has to be self-inflicted somehow.

        KN-23s are solid fuel, if one blew up there would be chunks flying all over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the frick was yesterday? Why jimmis was deleting it? R we got vanik in mod shift now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, looks like a nice, controlled testing environment. At 10:00pm local time. Without advance notice to the confused locals. Nothing to see here, definitely not the Smoooooker at work or a Ukrainian long-range strike.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >definitely not the Smoooooker at work or a Ukrainian long-range strike.
        It's so far from the border that there's no way it's a Ukranian long-range strike, unless they launched a fricking ICBM at it. It may actually be a smoker this time around.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's so far from the border that there's no way it's a Ukrainian long-range strike
          This might be an AFU sabotage team working pretty deeply in the Russian interior, or maybe just a genuine screw-up on ageing Soviet equipment where the upkeep money bought a larger yacht for some oligarch.
          That said, I'm not willing to rule out the possibility of a homegrown Ukrainian weapon with serious range just yet. They did some pretty innovative things with those 1970s drones.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here are some WEBMs of a night time engine test from one of these rockets. They're pretty /k/ino.

      Pretty fricking big.

      For anyone curious, they took place far, far away from the frontlines, so it can't possibly be the Ukies and the Russians surely wouldn't have just sent the rocket scientists to the frontline and replaced them with steppe nomads, that would be silly. 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >factories and rail lines randomly explode on a weekly basis
    Yes strong and trad mighty Russia have no need for pathetic HATO OSHA

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tactical advantage of subverting the supporters of your enemies to stop helping them only to then suffer even worse damage because said enemies no longer care about escalation?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assume they were being produced in Izhevsk. When can we expect the next batch?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long before the satellite pictures???

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why does the janny hate this particular event so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His mom's dildo was made by the same plant.
      >Verification not required.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you go about finding russian missile and other defense industry factories? You can find them on wikipedia, but theres never an address or coordinates. Would like to check them out on google maps and its not as if its classified information so surely they can be found.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats fine, but I would very much like to look at them on google maps, so the question stands.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically you could try e-mailing the Russian MoD and say something stupid like "I would like to order the officers a pizza, could I have the address please?" and see what they come back with. Who's gonna turn down free pizza?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the rockets for the RS-28 Sarmat made?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat
      bunch of manufacturers involved in that weapon, but probably at Npo Elektromekhaniki which is searchable on google maps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if these facilities were metal gear missions it would be so easy to blow them up..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Snake?"
          "Yes, colonel?"
          "The missile manufacturing facility..."
          "What about it?"
          "It blew up on its own!"
          "..."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks almost as abandoned as Rostok.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, thats just how old russian facilities look. lots of people at work here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice to know that all I need is a pair of domestic wire cutters and a stepladder to break into an ICBM missile factory.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mk+Hk= on wall
          im gonna codec call in front of this for some sweet lore, before crawling prone through a low hole somewhere on the exterior

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good call, theres for sure some sweet lore and a crawlable space. ship the one guard back to mother base at your own discretion, he is in his shack watching russian soaps in a drunken slumber

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got Zlatoust Machine-Building Plant but I will check that one out.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They don't make them
    ftfy

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kims face looking at his bank balance after the last 24 hours of missile orders from Moscow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What money does Russia have that they will use to buy North Korean missiles?
      Didn't they already buy a bunch of artillery shells that were full of what was copper and cordite?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What money does Russia have that they will use to buy North Korean missiles?

        They are buying all the weapons from NK and Iran with their gold reserves, it is why stuff like the sneed leak is so damaging. They are almost certainly lying about how much they have and once they run out they are in very serious trouble.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What money does Russia have that they will use to buy North Korean missiles?
          Didn't they already buy a bunch of artillery shells that were full of what was copper and cordite?

          The drone deal was 1-2% of their reserves, Iran alone probably got 4-5% when everything is taken into account.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have a chance of getting the gold back with reactor sales to Iran but ah good luck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will trade Indian bananas for missiles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Monke is out of banan
          We have truly reached peak comedy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Banan Contra

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if the Iran order is anything to go by, they just ship the norks a ton (or two) of gold, which is hardly surprising.
        Russia has been using their strategic gold reserve since the start of the war to patch up their foreign currency reserve issues.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just ship the norks a ton (or two) of gold

          https://www.iranintl.com/en/202306052171

          >The total for just 1,000 rounds adds up to $1,013,100,

          Pretty damn sure Norks got more than 1-2 tons, more like 10-15.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tfw no Oceans 11 team to go steal a train car full of gold from the Russians with
          The glowies can co-star in the movie and get a good cut too.
          Though I guess that'd be more of a Fast and Furious movie plot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Plot twist : Norks find out and try to rob the train themselves and blame you so they can get paid twice.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Plot twist: Third sect of Norks robbing the train are Chinese glowies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fourth plot twist: Prigozhin faked his death and is also robbing the train, the team has to team up with the Norks to stop him and split the gold because they can both blame Wagner.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fifth plot twist: Train is inexplicably too crowded and Boris Johnson can't get on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fast and Furious
                >Russians, Norks and trains

                Main action scene takes place in the Vladivostok rail yard and involves multipule armored trains having gun fights while multi track drifting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Prigozhin and some random starving sole surviving Nork he befriended during the mission walking away with the gold

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's Prigozhin and Kim Yo Jong
                >Last clip is them telling the getaway driver to go
                >Its Boris Johnson

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now I want a Ukrainian remake of Kelly's Heroes.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Screen cap this so in a few years /k/ can make it's first AI movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go, I would like to be labelled in the credits as Anon please.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't there a couple other smoking accidents recently? The thread detailing them was mysteriously deleted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's been lots of them actually. Not sure if there is a new one today.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A- An Iskander ballistic missile test! At this time of year, at this time at night, in this part of the oblast, localized ENTIRELY within your factory?!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely pleased to see the thread I tried to make five times yesterday finally succeed. Frick mods, frick jannies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agree, that was total fricking bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're preoccupied with damage control now that Putin's interview went worse than expected.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking tell me about it
        I was just in an excellent thread on PrepHole discussing the interview. Motherfrickers were having complex, high level discussion (unseen on that board) and the mods just nuked it at 166 replies.
        Are mods just vatnik shills? I don’t understand.

        Also rate my dinner
        >well seasoned grilled chicken breast roasted in butter with broccoli

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, do you know a certain kaiju obsessed /trek/tard, your cooking looks familiar....

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never seen an episode of start trek no. Just really like roast chicken and broccoli, I’ve eaten the same thing every night with slight variations for the past week and my housemates are starting to catch on. Yesterday I chucked some apple slices into the oven tray at the same time as the chicken and let me tell you the flavour on the chicken and the sauce was INCREDIBLE.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't read your post, but your chicken is over cooked.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure how you can tell that from the outside. It was perfectly juicy (thanks to roasting it with a large quantity of butter and keeping the breast whole). The reason the outside looks «burnt» or overcooked is because I like to grill/char the outside before then sticking it in the oven, gives the outside a nice flavour and crispiness imo.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not sure how you can tell that from the outside.
              The outside tells your everything.
              >It was perfectly juicy (thanks to roasting it with a large quantity of butter
              Now try it without the butter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you delusional? Are you seriously suggesting I cook store-bought chicken breast on its own, without butter or olive oil? What a waste of chicken that would be my friend. My mother always stuck a healthy chunk of butter in there, that’s how I like it. Adds so much flavour to the chicken sauce underneath too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m serious please explain am I missing some cuisine magic here where roasting chicken on its own is somehow better than with butter

                you literally do not need butter to cook chicken. Pan frying is one thing, but putting it in the oven it's not needed, you're better off a bit of stock.
                Hey, what do the frick do I know, I only went to Auguste Escoffier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then your school of culinary arts is dogshit. Adding butter means that you get more sauce with the chicken juices; when I add the broccoli to the roasting tray, it absorbs all the flavour from the butter/chicken juice sauce. Then, when I eat, I can pour the sauce over the broccoli and chicken for added taste and moistness. Extra calories too. Do I «NEED» to add butter? No. Does it make it 10x tastier? Absolutely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Auguste Escoffier
                >culinary school named after a Frenchman
                >French people love butter
                >cook nearly everything with butter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m serious please explain am I missing some cuisine magic here where roasting chicken on its own is somehow better than with butter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It looks like he just seared the outside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PrepHole jannies are some of the worst, they don't want anything in that board that isn't either shitty blockbusters or capeshit.

          Also link to that thread on the archive?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen it yet, what went wrong with the interview?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Putin rambled for half an hour about some pseudohistorical bullshit and came out looking a bit unhinged and/or senile.

          The kind of "Isn't it time for grampa to go to bed already?" situation.
          It's unclear if anyone really got anything out of that interview. Putin had a big chance to explain himself and made himself look like some HOI -level internet historian who doesn't really know anything about anything, but stubbornly refuses to listen to other people's counterpoints.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So he literally sent to die hundreds of thousands because we wuz? That's all that emerged from the most important interview of the last years? How about that frickface that dares to call himself a "journalist"? Did he grew a spine and challenged Putin on anything or did he just let him look like a moron?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Did he grew a spine and challenged Putin on anything
              What do you think? When Monke said he has no intention to attack Poland or Baltics every journalist would immidiately confront him with Russian promises from January 2022. Challenging the great leader? Make him feel uncomfortable? We can't have that in multipolar world, can we?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Cucker Tarlson
              >journalism
              There are 1-2 clips (the sections that get posted everywhere) where Tucker tries to have an interview, but Putin lets him know that this is happening under his terms and then reminds him he is a clown that couldn't make it into the CIA kek
              But that's just what you get when you hand the mic to a despot, not a unique trait of Putin. I guess it's a display of power to them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tucker is just an attention prostitute who does stunts like this and courting the crazies so people will keep looking at him.

                If he had been fed to siberian T-I-G-E-R-S like something out of James Bond it would have been a fitting consequence of his own actions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >then reminds him he is a clown that couldn't make it into the CI
                Did Putin really mentioned that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep
                https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1755757290953515479

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao
                I would pay grand to know what went through Cucker's head at that moment.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, it's funny.
                and ironic coming from a KGB chair squasher.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Putin's job at the KGB was also overseeing KGB archives in Leningrad so he saw a lot of dirt and other useful information on people who became the "oligarchs" and supposedly "democratic politicians" of "Post-USSR" Russia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >came out looking a bit unhinged and/or senile
            Maybe that's becasue he's unhinged and senile.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, that's exactly how every cross-board raider acts. Incoherent, repeating himself, mumbling about random shit desperately, hoping some of it sticks. All pootin lacked was summoning his body doubles to samegay for him and hiring pajeets to surround cucker and parrot at him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "russia won the great patriotic war singlehandedly"-tier pseudohistory, or "Ghengis Khan was a russian slav"-tier pseudohistory?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Little bit of both.
              Went all the way to 800's and Ruriks and viking ancestors and such. "WE WUZ VARANGIANZ N SHIET"

              The dude drinks Dugin's "glorious past LARP" coolaid hardmode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's unclear if anyone really got anything out of that interview.
            Lot of people I used to respect and a lot of hyper-partisan dipshits sure did. Awful lot of people acting like he's brilliantly explaining Sauron by explaining Morgoth and totes not rambling about bullshit. The right is to Putin as the left is to Hamas at this point.

            Never forget how ridiculously effective propaganda can be as a weapon. It can and has dramatically changed wars including outright winning them.

            >Did he grew a spine and challenged Putin on anything
            What do you think? When Monke said he has no intention to attack Poland or Baltics every journalist would immidiately confront him with Russian promises from January 2022. Challenging the great leader? Make him feel uncomfortable? We can't have that in multipolar world, can we?

            To be fair "challenging" Putin in Moscow is probably a quick way to accidentally fall down some very high velocity stairs if you catch my drift. Guaranteed wouldn't be the first journalist to have an oopsie poopsie after daring to try anything that could make Putin look bad. I'm really hoping this ended up being a situation of letting Putin "open his mouth and remove all doubt". It'd be great if Tucker has the balls to really rip into it and harshly criticize Putin's performance as soon as he's back in the US and that might be enough to break through to some of the idiots acting like Putin is some glorious savior and super genius.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Putin rambled for half an hour about some pseudohistorical bullshit and came out looking a bit unhinged and/or senile.

          The kind of "Isn't it time for grampa to go to bed already?" situation.
          It's unclear if anyone really got anything out of that interview. Putin had a big chance to explain himself and made himself look like some HOI -level internet historian who doesn't really know anything about anything, but stubbornly refuses to listen to other people's counterpoints.

          2ch is not impressed too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Such a kind uncle, slightly in dementia comes and starts teaching the children about the Great Rus'
            Kek what wouldn't I do to have the history teacher Putin timeline.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm about 20 minutes in watching it right now. Tucker asks "Did you think the US was going to strike Russia? Is that why you decided to send troops into Ukraine?" as a response Putin starts rambling about Russian history starting from its inception in the 1st millennia. It's really hard to watch honestly I hope it gets better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It must be really funny moment when you finally meet your big idol only to realise he's not actually great startegist and intelectual. You merly projected your ideas into his deeds but in reality he's just stupid vengeful senile monke. And there you are talking to him boradcatsed for millions to see how pathetic both of you are.

            Love it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Turns out it wasn't some 5D chess.
              It was just plain old 2D Tic-Tac-toe. And he isn't even very good at it.

              And now it's kinda plain for everyone to see and it's hard to even mental-acrobatics around it. Just an old grampa who really should understand to retire, but is too stubborn to admit it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's really hard to watch honestly I hope it gets better.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You think I'm Russian for wanting to see a real interview instead of hearing about irrelevant history? For a bit all he was talking about is how parts of Russia got raped by Mongols.

              I gather no actual reason was given for the whole 3 day SMO

              At 40 minutes it sounds like his response is 'The west did not let us in the sandbox after collapse of USSR so now we have to fight' but like I said I haven't finished it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I gather no actual reason was given for the whole 3 day SMO

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              at the 50 minute mark we get a bit of an answer
              >we would have never considered to even lift a finger if it hadn't been for the bloody developments of maidan

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm about 20 minutes in watching it right now. Tucker asks "Did you think the US was going to strike Russia? Is that why you decided to send troops into Ukraine?" as a response Putin starts rambling about Russian history starting from its inception in the 1st millennia. It's really hard to watch honestly I hope it gets better.

              I love how there is zero mention of denazifying Ukraine lol lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Start watching from 58:48 if you want a good laugh.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think his main reasoning was that after the fall of the USSR, the member states agreed that their borders would remain the same and there would generally be free trade between them. When Ukraine was offered to join the EU, this would have opened them up to free trade with the EU, and absolutely ruined trade with Russia. And then he goes on to justify the eventual 2022 invasion because of Maidan and bombing poor civilian separatists and we had no choice to take crimea as a security measure :~~*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love the imperialist thinking dressed with a good guy narrative, while also seething at the fact that the EU just offers much better prospects than Russia, not to mention the narcissistic logic of aggression instead of self-improvement as a response to a reality check.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just surprised he was able to string together the flimsiest, somewhat coherent justification possible after his little "history lesson". The most fascinating thing for me was that I learned a great deal of that Russian history in college from a professor that grew up in the USSR, the main difference being that he couldn't say enough negative things about them.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really? I’ve been told business is BOOMING as of late you know.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a obsolete factory making an obsolete missile, honestly it is good because the factory making the new version is safely past the Urals so Russia can stop wasting time guarding it and modernize their missile force faster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the factory making the new version is safely past the Urals
      in North Korea?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is putin going senile or has he just lived in his own curated world of imposed yes men and brownnosers for so long he's made himself softbrained

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, both.
      When Covid hit, he isolated himself completely from the rest of the world. He doesn't watch tv or use the internet, so he has been in total bubble surrounded by nothing but Yes-men and Dugin-level ideology. At some point he just started to believe his own lies. And probably has gone a bit senile at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or is he is just lying and you aren't in his targeted audience unlike at least a portion of tuckers viewers? It seems like putin is doing just fine, the war in ukraine was a gigantic mistake, but as far as Putin and his grip on russia goes he seems to have handled it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russians have been moulded into serfs at the genetic level, they are too cowardly to rebel no matter what he does.

        Even prig halfassed his little march because he didn't have the nuts to follow through, and got blown up like a moron when the one thing russia has experience shooting down is civilian airliners.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both.

      Also Patrushev is who really calls the shots not him.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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