Theres one on you right now, in a place you would never think to check.

There’s one on you right now, in a place you would never think to check.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got one under my wrist watch the other day. Another time I found one inside my waistband at the top of my ass crack.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found a few on my balls over the years. Those are the only ones that ever worry me. My gf sucked me off after eating habenero. Realized i had a seed stuck in my pen15 when i went to piss. Hurt so bad i asked her for (m)oral support as i pissed it out. She didnt realize what was happening and called me a b***h homie as i was howling, pissing all over the floor. It was raw for the rest of the night and ruined the mood

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when it becomes fully engorged I will eat it like a fruit gusher to return all of the blood and nutrients into my body.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can count on one hand the amount of ticks ive ever gotten on me. frick sakes I did a 7 hour hike through tall grass last weekend and had zero. 1.5 hour hike this weekend through some brushy forest, fricking zero. its honestly disappointing, like what gives?

    i just dont get ticks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad blood

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are already dead anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same here anon. I went on holiday for a month recently and was pulling about 5 a day off my dog whereas I only found two crawling on me the entire trip and I wasn't taking any special precautions. I guess some people are just tastier than others.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What state? I noticed less ticks this year in new york.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lemme guess... you live in Europe?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Europe is absolutely crawling with ticks m8

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. I went on a portage trip with some friends and they all caught ticks and leeches and I got nothing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weak. I walked through brush for 10 seconds off to the side of my campsite and had literally 50 baby ticks on my leg. Had to duct tape them off. My blood is good

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah stop reminding me

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are no ticks in the ocean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell yourself that all you want but Lyme disease crossed the Atlantic one way or another.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its called Lab 257 you moron

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these frickers like you wouldn't believe

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were only dog ticks. They hardly itch and go away faster than mosquito bites, But deer tick bites last on me for like a year.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dog ticks give you Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever which transfers in as little as 3 hours, and has a 30% fatality rate. Deer ticks only give you Lyme which takes 36 hours to transfer from the tick. So if you check yourself every time after you've been in the woods, a deer tick will never get you with Lyme. But if you find a dog tick on you, you're probably already a dead man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >30% fatality rate
        >if you find a dog tick on you, you're probably already a dead man
        Someone isn't good at math

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm, I got RMSF one time and I am now dead

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a safe vaccine against lyme disease nowadays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >safe
      >vaccine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not against Lyme (borreliosis), but against tick borne encephalitis. Lyme is easily treatable with some antibiotics, look for pic related because you don't want to leave it untreated

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ticks are not endemic to where I live but okay

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    picked a nymph off my inner thigh the other morning

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only ever had one, luckily. It happened to nest itself under my right nut, however.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad luck there anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      George?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try but I use bug spray

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally don't care.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION EVERYONE: PLEASE TAGE OUT YOUR NUDSAGS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (i have to check them for ticks)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shidd its benis inspection day again? They told me the scout master was molesting me the last time it happened 🙁

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Alaska, but there's almost always a mosquito somewhere I guess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do to stop those fricks? I eat tons of garlic and wear bug spray and still get sucked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't drink any coffee or sugary drinks/foods, avoid obvious areas that avoid wind completely, or smells like odd lingering piss (if it smells like piss you've walked into an actual mosquito nest and god rest your soul)

        There is no cure, just general avoidance

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you, I don't go PrepHole

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on the tick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is poison for you and your dog, no cap.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh, could be worse

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP's pic
    They really do look like they get their whole head in there don't they? Mmm, gimme that highest lifeform blood, it doesn't get any better than this. Sluuuurp.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a rite of passage.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one on my wiener last time I went out with my gf.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad has a tick permanently embedded on the back side of his scrotum between his nuts.
    last time i shared this i was banned for "troll posts"

    • 10 months ago
      i kate hikes - argentina

      mods. ban him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said it last time and I'll say it now - pics or you're a fricking liar.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember to always check your balls & inner thighs
    ticks love it there, and you won;t feel it until its too late

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