There's no longer a choice in the matter

Ukraine must attack in the winter, slaughter the barely trained Vatnik reinforcements in the worst possible weather conditions for Russian morale.

Keep momentum going in Ukraine's favor.

What weapons should we ship for a WINTER war?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Biden to give them F-35s just for the sheer hell of it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottles and bottles of vodka salted with anti freeze.
    honestly dont know why they dont ramp of vodka production and literally air drop them by the pallets into areas they want to attack.
    sure rapes and murders go up but theyll walk over the passed out drunkards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well we'll give the Ukrainian women a defense against the rape, besides simple guns.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen similar inventions and while I like the idea in principle, in reality they're 99% guaranteed to turn a simple rape into a murder

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just let him rape you, what's the worst that can happen in a country with a murder rate of 41 per 100k that is also widely considered to massively under report violent crime?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My condom!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumbest shit ever.
        if i'm a rapist. i'll just check to see if this little shit is in her, then i'll flip it inside out and fuck her with it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GX6yuZB.jpg

        >Keltec office, 13:00 hours

        >SNNOOOOOooooRRRT sniffle sniffle

        "Alright guys, alright, I've got an- SHUT UP- anyway, I've got an idea"

        "So, winter's coming right? You know what's lethal in winter? Fuckin water! So, we sell tactical water to the Ukies!"

        "What if we built a giant vehicle super soaker, like one of those flamethrowers but instead of flames, it's waves?!"

        "NO SHUT UP, I GOT IT! You know what sucks to get hit with in the cold? WATER BALLOONS. TACTICAL WATER BALLOONS."

        "What if they freeze?"

        "...."

        "That's why we mix ANTIFREEZE in them my bro"

        >Slaps hands on table

        "TACTICAL WATER BALLOON TREBUCHET"

        >TFW the Russians die to water balloon artillery
        >MARK. MY. WORDS.

        Unironically just waterbomb them with fire department eauipment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vodka salted with anti freeze.
      if I remember correctly, that wouldn't work well, since the same bits of your liver that work on clearing ethanol (turning it into acetaldehyde, which gives you a hangover, and that into acetic acid, which is a normal chemical that all living things have around and use) is also what works on ethylene glycol (poison antifreeze, turning it into oxalic acid, which is what crystallizes in your kidneys as calcium oxalate and damages them). They actually give intravenous ethanol as a treatment for methanol poisoning, it keeps the liver busy so it won't get around to making toxic formaldehyde out of it until it gets flushed out of you. This process is why people can get away with drinking badly-distilled moonshine for a surprisingly long time.

      Also I think most antifreeze is propylene glycol now anyway, which is far less toxic, precisely because too many people spilled a puddle of the sweet-tasting ethylene stuff on their garage floor and then accidentally poisoned their dog.

      Thanks for reading my autism post.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        good ted talk i read it dont worry

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in russia they still mix their antifreeze with methanol in varying proportions, sometimes even just going methanol+water

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh i own a lada and it says in the manual i can use methanol as a wiper fluid (car is from 1998)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Instead put a drop of methylmercury in their vodka bottles.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant dimethylmercury

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We give dogs vodka to specifically counter antifreeze toxicity, the anon you are replying to is a moron

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing you're not in charge

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We must kill all the Nazis, no matter if they're Russian or Ukrainian. Send a nuke.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killing Nazis
      Degenerate. You're supposed to rape the nazis. The very purpose of a nazi is to be raped.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killing Nazis
      Degenerate. You're supposed to rape the nazis. The very purpose of a nazi is to be raped.

      reddit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mosins, ppsh, and ptrs. They must do as the Finn's have before them

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water cannons filled with chilled water, fired off in the middle of the night.

    No charging mass of Russian idiots can withstand the shock of that kind of COLD splashing on them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      (And yes, it is ultimately lethal. Being covered in super-cold water when it's already freezing is a death sentence).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      (And yes, it is ultimately lethal. Being covered in super-cold water when it's already freezing is a death sentence).

      This is actually kind of interesting, how would it be used long-range without icing up (I assume if you salt it there's also environmental harm, but idk why salt is worse than blown up artillery shells)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure. Just an idea.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Keltec office, 13:00 hours

        >SNNOOOOOooooRRRT sniffle sniffle

        "Alright guys, alright, I've got an- SHUT UP- anyway, I've got an idea"

        "So, winter's coming right? You know what's lethal in winter? Fuckin water! So, we sell tactical water to the Ukies!"

        "What if we built a giant vehicle super soaker, like one of those flamethrowers but instead of flames, it's waves?!"

        "NO SHUT UP, I GOT IT! You know what sucks to get hit with in the cold? WATER BALLOONS. TACTICAL WATER BALLOONS."

        "What if they freeze?"

        "...."

        "That's why we mix ANTIFREEZE in them my bro"

        >Slaps hands on table

        "TACTICAL WATER BALLOON TREBUCHET"

        >TFW the Russians die to water balloon artillery
        >MARK. MY. WORDS.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about those slingshots they use in the pumpkin launching competitions? I wanna watch Ivan get domed by a water balloon going faster than your average supra on the freeway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would have gone for launching them like a clusters munition. Imagine dropping a CBU-87 filled with freezer balloons

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What weapons should we ship for a WINTER war?
    What they've got will be fine. Russians will bunker down and be picked off by nade drones and arty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention the Russians will use open fires and give away their own positions on a regular basis.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kherson has what's left of the VDV, they might be pro enough not to do that sort of thing.

        I think the VDV remnant is why the Kherson front hasn't been stream-rolled liked Kharkiv, there's actual soldiers defending it instead of confused rabble.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We

    Fuck off gay. I refuse to suck uncle sam's throbbing vainly cock. Fuck the fed, fuck the book of Mormon, and fuck you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      awww the putin shill is scared 🙂

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they on modern cross country fat skis and snow shoes? Not joking, you can cover a ton of ground with real loads quietly, get over frozen water bodies you couldn't otherwise etc. Good winter clothes obviously, but I've also had a lot of luck this past winter for the first time trying some electric gloves. They can supply some minimal heat a solid 6-8 hours and were surprisingly decent for shooting because I could have something quite thin that still kept frostbite from my fingers.

    Generators and plenty of fuel of course are big ones, and any feasible logistics help with that. Plenty of nightvision if they're not already fully stocked, take full advantage of the long nights. Good quality sleeping bags and micro shelters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How are they on modern cross country fat skis and snow shoes?
      Ukraine doesn't have that kind of winter I don't think. More sludge and frozen mud.
      Ukrainians are getting western winter gear though, Canada provided 500k uniforms/pieces of uniforms and so is everyone else, they'll be toasty.

      >just let him rape you, what's the worst that can happen in a country with a murder rate of 41 per 100k that is also widely considered to massively under report violent crime?

      >just let him rape you, what's the worst that can happen in a country with a murder rate of 41 per 100k

      I've seen similar inventions and while I like the idea in principle, in reality they're 99% guaranteed to turn a simple rape into a murder

      >99% guaranteed to turn a simple rape into a murder
      A Russian girl I met while backpacking had stories about being raped and stabbed. She said that nearly every girl she knew had been raped.
      It's pretty fucked up.

  10. 2 months ago
    sage

    >Ukraine must
    says who, a mutt bot?
    no they don't

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very soon we're going start seeing extremely glorious winter kino being posted

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, they are already winning.
    No free shit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vatnik conscript morale will be at its low point in winter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morale can go below zero?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that happens, there will be an integer overflow in the vatniks morale will be at maximum.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like Gandhi in the Civ games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is no minimum

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A negative morale means they start killing the guys on their own side

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russians don't have winter gear or sleeping bags. They will freeze to death. Don't waste your ammo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warm clothes should do the trick.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supply them with FLIR vision drones.

    Call in supporting arms on any large heat source on or behind the Vatnik lines.

    If Vatniks try to get warm, they die.
    If they try to cook a hot meal, they die.
    If they engage in a Mongolian Cluster Fuck to stave off hypothermia, they die.

    Fear the night, Vatmorons.
    That's when the heat-seekers hunt you.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    winter isn't good for attackers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really depends, actually.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More drones with thermal cameras. Targeting field kitchens and any heated building they are using would guarantee misery.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long range forecasts for winter are actually expecting less snowfall than normal for Europe this year. (red=below average, blue+above).

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What weapons should we ship for a WINTER war?
    HIMARS.

    That's it. End of discussion. You don't need anything else. Keep the roads clear of snow so they can drive along the country all day and night like they're doing now. That's all. You can single-handedly win the war by just HIMAR strike everything NATO AWACS identify as a soldier/vehicle within the range of the launcher.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >attacking russia in winter
    Uhm sweaty, read some history how well it will go

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The situation is basically Winter War 2.0
      Too bad about the mild climate, there will be less frozen orc corpses

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We still have whole month of autumn for Russia to lose Kherson

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's no longer a choice in the matter
    Phew.
    For a moment there I thought Ukraine had decided not to fight in this war.
    Good thing they listened to you.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If what we've been seeing of the Russians from their social media and press releases is indicative of the whole, then you wouldn't need to attack directly. All you'd need to do is carry out arty strikes on any power generators they bring to the front and keep hammering away at the supply depots still.

    Those poor fuckers are not equipped for late autumn, let alone the dead of winter, so it's probably best to wait until they are forced to pull back as they've ran out of fuel for fires or keeping their vehicles running in order to stop themselves freezing to death. Especially since it looks like the luckless shits don't even have tents to keep themselves dry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC we've not seen yet footage in the war of all those tanks from poland and other EU countries. So there's something afoot for sure.

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