>Putin suddenly arrived at the Kremlin at night
>Russian media report that the presidential cortege arrived at the #Kremlin at 23:00. This is extraordinary, usually it is associated with some important decision.
>The representative of the owner of the Kremlin decided to "refute the assumptions spread by telegram channels" Peskov called it a lie that Putin went to the Kremlin at night to make a statement.
Known serb loving russia ZOKA posted this also.
https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1540816504727429121
https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1540820936110268418
Also 2 IL-76 went into the air the same moment.
This is Russia giving nukes to Belarus, no?
Basically NATO-style nuke-sharing.
>This is Russia giving nukes to Belarus, no?
Not nukes, just Iskanders. If Putin has any sense left he won't hand nukes to the Colonel.
I want my promotion Vladimirovich
>Hands them to the colonel
>Russia goes to war with NATO
>They get nuked
>NATO didn't do it
>Belarus did
"Should have made me a general"
>,no?
Frick off ESL Black person
>,no?
That indicates a question. Normally accompanied with a 'rising inflection'.
I don't blame you for not understanding. A lot of Americans and Australians don't. Which is why their accent is confusing to native English speakers. It sounds like they are constantly asking questions, when in fact, they are making statements.
no, any americans and australians that don't understand the style are just morons that need to touch grass.
It is common enough to run into.
The 'valley girl' accent. So confusing to a native English speaker.
If there's one thing this war has proved, it's the value of limiting your objectives and finishing your meal
>Putins press secretary refuted the claims. "No. It's not like that, everything is fine"
Something happened.
Why he was awake at midnight? For nothing :D?
Obviously to discuss T-I-G-E-R-S and S-P-A-C-E.
>emergency meeting
>We're fine, everything's fine
>how are you?
Actually that was me, Putin and i met at the Kreml because he wanted me to show his new trick how to get guaranteed replies on /k/, basically just say anything against Ukraine whatsoever, wether it's true or not, and immidiately 7 shitlords will jump at you and defend them.
Try it. I have been called Vatnik, Armatard, Russian shill and all kinds of things, but in reality i am just farming (you)s.
This sounds like an excellent use of your time.
So true you have no idea how many threads that some bot has made i have got so many replies. Remember posting the post post about russia winning and usa is coping hard. The whole thread was about how I am a vatnik and I am a moron it's so funny and easy rile up the bots and paid posters. I feel like an elite troll seeing these people reeeee
>farming (You)s
Okay, but why? Never understood the point of it. Is it the dopamine rush because people are finally paying attention to you?
It's like trolling, but you don't have to be funny or clever.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, chud
Please.
Breaking, breaking pic related Lithuanian statement!
In all honesty, why is Lithuania doing this?
UN sanctions, moron. They can't let any banned commodities pass through EU territory to Russia. Since the road and rail goes through Kaliningrad that isn't allowed. Russia has a perfectly good port.
You'd think they've shut off rail transport entirely rather than issue a statement that they will disallow the passage of certain types of sanctioned materials through their own sovereign territory.
Lithuania really should totally shut down rail traffic given that the Russians are already saying they did.
because all EU countries agreed to block certain materials from crossing their borders if they are heading from or to Russia?
Lithuania was slow to implement it but it would be penalized sooner or later for breaking EU sanctions against Russia if it did not - i think they stalled as long as they could
Because it's part of the EU and those are EU sanctions. They only came into action now and will be slowly increasing (no gas and oil in Spetmeber I think).
LITHUANIA STRONK
Can't Lithuania just let shit pass to that Ruskies enclave? Why risking peace for shit like that and also Lithuania is such a fricking shithole even without war, people just want to suffer there out of spite.
No it can't. a) it would deliberately defy EU sanctions b) it would be act of cowardice and apparently Lithuaians are above that (something vatnik like you would never understand)
I don't really believe Lithuania did this just because they hate vatniks. Lithuania is a member of a greater alliance, and probably acts accordingly. Also, if you want to frick with russia, was there any better time for it in the last 30 years?
30? More like 300 unironically. Are you really a western slav/balt if you dont want to kick in a r*ssian face? Yeah, thought so.
Well tbh as a slav, such anti-russian moods were not really present a few years ago. Before 2014 there was a popular concept that despite shitty past, a common russian is not to blame for russian politics. 10 years ago a russian was considered a human. Frick, what happened to the world during the last 10 years? Even in the US, racism and identity politics were non-existent, nobody really thought about China as a bad guy, humans were so kind to each other compared to today
>Well tbh as a slav, such anti-russian moods were not really present a few years ago.
>a common r*ssian is not to blame for r*ssian politics
oh, so thats why boomers are the strongest supporters of this soviet union live action roleplay (short LARP) from the r*ssians? Interesting.
Here, have some "modern r*ssian history" to think about you homosexual:
Russian Apartment Bombings FSB False Flag Missile strike on Kramatorsk Paкeтный yдap пo Кpaмaтopcкy Free Chechnya Independent Dagestan Circassian Genocide Дeпopтaция чepкecoв Alexei Navalny Aлeкcéй Aнaтóльeвич Haвáльный Assassination of Anna Politkovskaya Убийcтвo Aнны Пoлиткoвcкoй Kharkiv shelling Oбcтpeл Хapькoвa Assassination of Boris Nemtsov Убийcтвo Бopиca Heмцoвa Alexander Litvinenko Aлeкcaндp Литвинeнкo Poisoning of Sergei and Yulia Skripal Oтpaвлeниe Cepгeя и Юлии Cкpипaль Anatoliy Chepiga Aнaтoлий Чeпигa Conscripts in Ukraine Alexander Mishkin Aлeкcáндp Eвгéньeвич Mи́шкин GRU Глaвнoe yпpaвлeниe Гeнepaльнoгo штaбa Russian looters in Ukraine Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 MH17 53rd Anti-Aircraft Missile Brigade Igor Vsevolodovich Girkin Buk surface-to-air missile Trenches in Chernobyl United Nations General Assembly Resolution 68/262 Peзoлюция Chechen War чeчéнcкaя вoйнá Chornobaivka VDV drops Bыcaдки BДB в Чepнoбaeвкe NKVD HКBД Katyn Massacre Кaтынcкaя peзня Little green men зeлёныe чeлoвeчки Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko Oтpaвлeниe Aлeкcaндpa Литвинeнкo Bayraktar TB2 Бaйpaктap TБ2 Holodomor гoлoдoмop Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact пaкт Moлoтoвa — Pиббeнтpoпa Winter War Зи́мняя вoйнa "Orsk" landing ship Rape of Berlin изнacилoвaниe в Бepлинe Doctors' plot дeлo вpaчeй Lavrentiy Beria Бepия, Лaвpeнтий Пaвлoвич Donetsk People's Republic Дoнéцкaя Hapóднaя Pecпýбликa Deportation of the Chechens and Ingush(Aardakh) Чeчeвицa Soviet–Afghan War Aфгaнcкaя вoйнa Annexation of Crimea Пpиcoeдинeниe Кpымa к Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции Russo-Georgian War (2008)
I'm 26yo, and you are a moronic child that lists russian atrocities to a fricking slav. Post guns
you beta slavs don't get it. ruskies and yugos are not apologetic about bad things they've done. they're proud of it.
Yeah, like the 90s. Fricking with Russia these days didn't really end well for Ukraine and EU is also hit hard with sanctions. During 90s there was still no dependency on Ruskies energy sector.
>Fricking with Russia
Stop drinking their cool aid. It's not Russia that has state sized chunks annexed. And it's obvious that Russia has chosen this time as it sees it self in best position to pull this off. West has been complacent for too long and now they has to pay up or suffer loss. And this is not the only area and geopolitical situation where most of west has been blissfully ignorant. There might come even more unpleasant situations and bigger prices to pay completely unrelated to Russia.
>lmao dude just let your country be controlled by another under the threat of invasion
Might as well get annexed at that point. Also, there's no risk. Russia's not going to attack a nato member. They don't have the balls.
Lithuanians are their own country, and Russia doesn't decide for them. Monke better get used to this, because he killed his country's political influence by shitting all over the table, so now nobody listens to him anymore.
Oh god, my grandma is in Kaliningrad. They're gonna nuke Lithuania, aren't they. Frick.
Nothing ever happens
>Nothing ever happens
Pre 2020 I would have agreed. Now it never fricking stops happening.
Until is does
I've considered the options. If shit goes down I'll either have to go to the front lines to get my family out of that hellhole or something along those lines.
That would conveniently get me out of my current relationship.
It would also hurt my ex if I died.
Let it happen.
Black person just be a man and do what's nessessary
I don't know what that is.
Frick your ex's new boyfriend's ass to show him his place and make sure your ex watches to assert dominance
I mean. She kinda tried to invite me to her birthday in a couple of days, they're all going to a waterpark. I could mog him and then do that, sure. He is significantly taller than me though I am stronger and got a decade on him.
No I meant seducing him you frickwit, be a better lover than your ex ever will be
I've never seduced anyone in my life. All three women I've been with came onto me.
lmao anon, it’s more likely you don’t understand the mechanisms by which you were subconsciously seducing three women than that three different women pursued a man who gave them no indication of interest or whatever. I don’t fully understand how my gallbladder works but that doesn’t mean the scrambled eggs I ate for breakfast are digesting themselves for me.
Shit, meant for
Black person just move on for fricks sake.
I'll be real with you for a second. If you spend any time thinking about your Ex, she has won. If she ever sees you again and you still are thinking about it she will smell your weakness cause women have that ability, and she will get joy from that.
Just stop. Go somewhere else for like a day and just have fun.
alternatively just beat the shit out of her, show her her homosexual woman logic doesn't mean shit
"yeah i'm thinking of you, you want me to think of you some more?" as you cave her fricking skull in, she'll have some very deep regrets far more quickly than you ever did
I know. I even have, I'm moving in with my current gf soon.
Well, planned to. If Kaliningrad gets fricked, I'm going to the fricking frontline to die.
Any Russian tank in the same time zone as Lithuania would get iced by overwhelming air superiority the second Putin tried anything you don’t need to worry about a thing.
Dont worry women are strong she will find some one else.
he forgot to retrieve his shit container, pay no attention to this
I grew up in a town with a bunch of Lithuanian immigrants and they were all scum. Let them burn. We don't have to do shit for them since their dumb asses were the aggressors in this case.
Why does Russia feel it has the right to transit goods through other countries? Trade isn’t a human right. The morons can use ships and planes like the Americans did for the Berlin airlift.
The free market absolutely is a fundamental human right and Truman didn't shitcan the Russians then and there because he was a commie sympathizer.
Lithuania can trade with whatever country they want. They can control what goes into their country.
And they can defend their own buttholes when Ivan gets horny
They are in NATO with thousands of American, Canadian and United Kingdom soldiers in the country. Do you think those international troops are there just to go home when shooting starts?
>Do you think those international troops are there just to go home when shooting starts
yes, just like they did in vietnam, lebanon, somalia and afghanistan
>Just like they did in countries without a mutual defence treaty
Why do you people even bother posting. The rubles can't be covering your groceries anymore.
Keep coping
>they can defend their own buttholes when Ivan gets horny.
If the last 100+ days have shown us anything, it shows us that Ivan can't even achieve an erection much less use it.
Well, except to rape a 1-year old.
No as per alliance we will defend them and then we'll be the ones raping Ivan.
How about I rape your butthole
Why you crying so hard over the thought of Russia finally getting the rape it deserves after all this time?
How about I rape your butthole
>google Andrei Mironov
>self-hating Russian libtard
>defended Chechens as they were killing Russians
>in 2014 went to Donbas to document Russian warcrimes
>killed by Ukrainian mortar shelling
Karma is a b***h.
by Ukrainian mortar shelling
Yeah, Im sure this is what happened. Just like how Girkin was killed by the ukrainians, and how all those Syrian rebels used chemical weapons against themselves, and how Ukrainian military bombs their own cities, and how the guy that caught the FSB bombing apartments in moscow didnt disappear, etc, etc.. Yes, Im sure russia isnt lying this time. They didnt even invade ukraine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitalii_Markiv
Damn I guess Italian Supreme Court of Cassation who found Armed Forces of Ukraine to be guilty of his death are Putin's shills.
Can't trust anybody, the entire world is Putin's shills nowadays.
>Italians
>trustworthy
>He was wrongly convicted by an Italian court for directing mortar fire that killed Russian dissident and journalist Andrei Mironov and Italian photojournalist Andrea Rocchelli
>His conviction was eventually overturned,[3][4] and he was fully acquitted by Supreme Court of Cassation of Italy.[5]
Didnt even read the article YOU posted, did you?
Why yes, I did. Did you?
>On November 3, 2020, the Milan Court of Appeal, while holding the Ukrainian armed forces guilty of the murder of the journalists,[14] overturned the sentence of Pavia court and acquitted Markiv of all charges,[15] "for not having committed the fact".
They acquitted the particular guy in Ukrainian army who was initially blamed by murder, but still hold UAF responsible.
>but still hold UAF responsible.
With zero investigation or proof. They are just taking Russia's word for it like good Europoids do. In fact the one investigation they did was based on false testimonies and falsely accused a guy.
A journalist died within reach of Russia. %99 of the time that means the Russians did it. If the Russians deny it that makes it %100. Not even a regular journalist, a Russian dissident whom Ukrainians would have 0 reason to kill, in fact they would want him doing his work for as long as possible while Russians cope and seethe and call him a CIA asset of hohols. Cope and sneed, tankie/vatnik/Ivan whichever you are.
>wtf why did they just assume Ukrainians did it with zero investigation or proof, based only on testimonies?
>it was Russians who did it, I can tell it for sure with zero investigation, proofs or testimonies
>>wtf why did they just assume Ukrainians did it with zero investigation or proof, based only on testimonies?
False testimonies, which is the reason they acquitted this guy in the first place.
>>it was Russians who did it, I can tell it for sure with zero investigation, proofs or testimonies
Actually I can tell because I have a brain. This guy is yet another Russian dissident journalist who suddenly died within Russian controlled territory. That would make him what, number #49383? Also I can tell because Russians are incapable of telling any truth if their lives had depended on it. You are claiming that despite being acquitted we are suppsoed to believe the Ukrainians did themselves a great disservice by killing what Russia considers to be an enemy, when he was in Russian territory, instead of this being yet another case of "russia kills dissident journalist and lies about it". Go live in the totalitarian shithole you shill so much, cope and sneed, kys tankie, etc etc.
>Ukrainians see movement on the Russian side of the front
>Ukrainians launch a mortar barrage
>Ukrainians kill a bunch of journalists
>wtf this is nonsense Ukrainians had no reason to kill them, there is no motive, they should have magically known these are pro-Ukrainian journalists and so must have been spared
Are you moronic?
too bad it's a liberator and not a b-17
Liberators were more common.
>The free market absolutely is a fundamental human right
> Trading internationally is a fundamental human right that everyone is entitled to, even raping & pillaging orcs, and if you don't like it, we'll pillage & rape you.
Lol no wtf is this insane imperialist narrative? You think burgers bombing Japan and Korea to open it up followed it by a statement that this was to defend their fundamental human rights?
Absolutely fricking insane.
Communism is bad, mmkay?
>Communism is bad, mmkay?
Couldn't say, sadly. It got ruined immediately and irrevocably by being associated with Russia. We'll never know.
>China
>North Korea
>Khmers
>Cuba
cope more commie
and blocking gas exports on Putins whim does not fit not under that free trade umbrella?
as Russians said their gas their rules - Lithuanians seem to adopt this same stance to their railways
It is though you commie frick. You will never be a real woman homosexual.
Does the US not selling goods to Venezuela make the United States communist? I’m not sure you know the difference between international trade and communism.
Do you happen to live in Africa?
I'm sorry, anon, I fricked his brains out
Hahahahahahahaha How The Frick Is Kaliningrad Blockade Real Hahahaha Monke Just Walk Ship It from the Baltic Like Monke Close Your Eyes Haha
>not giving special privileges to ruskies is aggression
> *insert oblast meme here*
>grew up in a town with a bunch of russian immigrants and they were all scum. Let them burn. We have to push their shit in since their dumb asses were the aggressors in this case.
sounds like someone got bullied lel
Reminds me of pic related
Dunno what it is but slav countries like pollen Romania luthawin hungry make me feel uncomfortable and they dont feel like they are white. Anyone else feel the same way. I also feel like Turkish and Greek people are not white ether and they make me feel uncomfortable.
Anyone else feel the same way? I dont hate then I just get this odd feeling
Poland is as white country as it could be.
Greece is literally the cradle of western civilization
Imagine being a soviet premier watching from hell, as the mean scary capitalist Lithuania threatens to close the Suwalki gap all by herself, lmao. 6 days to the Rhine my ass
>were the aggressors in this case
So you admit Russian agrression.
Get fricked, dipshit
PLC will rise again
cope
very clever anon
>We
>their were the aggressors
>their
ah yes Albert Coolman
It's over for Lithuania
PUTIN WILL HANG FOR HIS CRIMES
>barely advance in ukraine, take weeks to grab single towns
>start a war against nato
I wish a vatBlack person would. I REALLY WISH A FRICKING ZIGGER WOULD
COME ON FRICKERS DO IT
FRICK AROUND
JUST
shut up, repurposed Disney shill bot
Put up or shut up. homosexual. Come on.
DO IT RUSSIA.
Then we can go into Ukraine and wipe you out.
Watch Ukrainians shove a Trident up the Russian war criminals' asses.
kys
JUST
I.
Wish.
A.
Black person.
Would.
I don't get it, is Russia offering the button to Poland, so they can kill Russia without going to war?
why can't Russia meme?
How does that even make sense? NATO countries are either food secure or food exporters. None of them are in any danger of starvation.
I think it means Russia will starve itself to death thus cucking Poland out the chance to fight Russia
That would troll the Poles good ngl.
Probably the best way to get back at them with Russia's resources and position.
Poland has different gas sources than russia now
No, they were promised different fuel sources than Russia. Whether they will actually get the fuel is unknown, since US is ready to throw Europe under the bus if it's necessary for their own energy security:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-16/white-house-mulls-fuel-export-limits-as-pump-prices-surge
They'll just have some accidental fires on LNG terminals. "Sorry, Europe, we would have liked nothing more than to supply you with cheap gas, but nothing could be done here, accidents happen".
https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/freeport-lng-extends-outage-after-fire-targets-year-end-full-operations-2022-06-14/
>America throws their long term economic security under the bus for short term increased energy security
Sounds stupid enough for Biden to do.
...so you base your opinion on an article that is 100% rumors and speculation, and then continue from there into outright tinfoil hat territory. And it's a tinfoil hat conspriacy that doesn't even make sense - imposing export limits doesn't require setting your own infrastructure on fire.
LMAO.
Wait...I don't get his joke here.
Does russia push the button and then starve itself to death?
Because Poland grows their own food. Lots of it.
<----- There's some right now.
Now, russia on the other hand, has to put anti-theft devices on their butter and a loaf of bread costs like 100 rubles.
Y'know what, Russia.
Do it. We'll all see how starves first.
Is this from an American restaurant? I see 4 different meals there that Poles don't eat together. It's like a freaky Polish tapas lol. Kinda bizarre
Not that guy but in Polish restaurants near me in the US they offer these 'build your own plate' things where you pay like 20 bucks and tell your server you want 3 of these choices; sausage, pierogi, sauerkraut, golabki, etc.
>do all the prep work for a bridge
>make wooden moulds
>put in random shit instead of just pouring some concrete
>plaster it
at this point just fricking making it for real would be barely more expensive - the cost of concrete and the steel is not that huge when compared to all the labour and prep work.
Usually in these situations the stealing goes on every level. So there probably were less people than there was supposed to, less equipment, less material. You're seeing no concrete but it's probably way worse than that.
>all the labour and prep work
labour is free in gommunism
all it takes to make 30 glorious proletariats to work is one comrade with rifle
and comrade with rifle can work for a medal and promise of good pension(don't tell him he won't make it to pension because of the cancer caused by cutting costs on industry safety)
You made me hungry you fricker
real żurek has no potatoes in it
What unholy shithole have you been born in? Lion is a king of the jungle and żurek has potatoes in it
>żurek has potatoes in it
tell me you're from poldlasie without telling me you're from podlasie
ive ate like 5 distinct versions of this dish - basic recipe i use is that rye/buckwheat sour breaddough is mixed with water and left to work for a few days - after that you take the water without the dough and put it with white sausage and some herbs into the pan - thats the base - i add rest of ingredients while serving...
while my in-laws add breaddough into the pan resulting in thick soup (also add smoked bacon, sausages AND potatoes...)
I have never set foot in Podlasie my Silesian amigo
Shit i'm dumb, meant to reply here
You are both dumb Black folk.
Potatoes should be served to Zurek but not be inside the soup.
t. Poznaniak
Tip for Polskis:
Safely dispose clinical waste - do not eat it.
most of this frankendish is cabbage - supposedly good for your health...
Is cabbage good for you?
yes. it's loaded with nutrients and vitamins
Listen in that part of the world is more of of a Jan Svankmeyer think and you don't want to go there.
I dunno, if Russia, after all it's anguish, wants to fight with the Neurodivergent capital of Europe well it's one hell of a way to go out.
What the Ukrainians did with a smorgasboard of cold war weaponry, the Lithuanians can probably do with verbosity. With their canes to the sky like "none shall pass".
I'd be more interested if she was using Brussels sprouts
Poland fears Russia will collapse before they can invoke Article 5.
I'm sort of in love with this bizarre anti-meme.
what is this cope?
russia has a worse economy than Brazil
vatnogs still think that them raising eyebrow means something
A Russian collapse would create a great deal of food instability... in Africa, the Middle East, and India. Assuming western leaders brought in those refugees it would have a round about destabilizing effect on the west but that’s a secondary effect and it assumes that the west won’t just pick up the slack exporting food to those regions to offset decreased supply.
>A Russian collapse would create a great deal of food instability
Even if Russia stopped exporting Ukraine could start exporting again. Seems like a wash at worst.
Well a Russian collapse would free up Ukrainian stuff they're holding hostage because they want sanctions lifted.
What did he mean by that? Does xe think that Poland is somehow dependend on Russia? Cause it's not.
man you guys are moronic AND suck at memes.
let me fix that for you, vatnik
worth it.
>Threatening Central Asia
>Threatening Eastern Europe
>Threatening Western Europe
>Threatening America
So Russia is now confirmed for Modern Phyrrus Of Epirus right?
soon the whole world will join hands to make russia sit on the bottle and there will be peace. putin the martyr, christ of europe.
>Threatening Central Asia
Which countries? I kinda slept on this.
kazakhstan in particular
Putin's butthurt because Kazakhstan has repeatedly told him to frick off.
Kazakhtan
https://eurasianet.org/kazakhstan-russia-frictions-over-ukraine-war-go-public
>pls Kazakhstan you're our trusted CSTO or however that discount NATO was called partner help us in the special military operation we started
>"no"
Phyrrus was a great general though.
To conquer another mans other men as chess toys, no, its over. Skirmish the asteroïde then. Blight is blight.
How are they going to invade Lithuania and take on NATO when they’re bogged down in Ukraine? I think it’s just hot air from monke. He’d need to bring his army up to Soviet numbers if he wants to start another big front and have somewhat of a chance of being successful.
Republic or fief no1 cares its the same
The NATO army is comparable to the Ukrainian one. Without Turkey, it is even weaker than the Ukrainian one.
I bet that many countries, such as Turkey, will send a fricking message about the request to fight against Russia
And because of this, even more countries will do it so that no one will fight for Lithuania against Russia
Putin is smart, and he knows it. That's why he's not afraid to do what he has to do. He OWNING NATO
Khokhols - denazified
Gayropa - pays for gas and oil
Sanctions - bypassed through parallel import
The ruble - is the strongest currency in the world
NATO - is bursting at the seams and has internal conflicts
China - saw how weak the West is, since it can't even beat Russia
The West - will starve to death in 7 months
You won't believe it, but yes, he's smart. Because he played the cards correctly and his decisions on the outcome were correct
how do Americans do it. Is it passion?
>Americans
That's more than just Americans.
Being rich enough for large-scale trial and error. And competent leadership. It's pretty fair to say that Stormin' Norman was the last American general that could be considered 'great'.
Literal weaponized autism
They learned a lot in WW2, Korea and Vietnam. Also having infinite money h4x helps
Christ alive, how many days did they sustain that level of operations?
you don't need many of them, if you crush most of the resistance then you are only leftovers that still are stupid to fight
Kek
I didn't saw this copypasta yet.
>The NATO army is comparable to the Ukrainian one.
LOL. Even leaving aside the US, NATO's armies outmatches the Ukrainians by more than an order of magnitude. And outmatches the paper tiger that is Russia in every single regard. Deal with it, vatBlack person.
>Putin is smart
LMAO even.
VatBlack person delusions reaching critical levels here.
"Khokols" - denazifying Ukraine of fascist russian invaders
Europe - ditching russian gas and oil while payoing in Euros Russia cannot use due to sanctions
Sanctions - ruinously effective and alread ycrashing Russias economy
The Ruble - literally worth less than the Zimbabwe Dollar outside of Russia
NATO - more united than it's been in 40+ years, and having a great time ruining the attmepted resurgence of the Empire of Evil
China - outright intimidated by the West casually Thanos-snapping Russias economy in half
The West - remains the breadbasket, industrial center and scientific and cultural capital of the world, while casually turning Russia into a failed state
So, let's reiterate: I. Wish. A. Black person. Would.
well you still have russian assets like this c**t
Russians are commie cucks
Not fascists
But what is facism?
the founding fathers would be considered fascist today
>implying being perceived as both isnt what R*ssia wants
you need to do some reading up on R*ssian propaganda anon
Calling people commies rouses old boomers in the west so it's actually a better strategy.
communism and fascism, especially russian communism, are virtually the fricking same, dumbass.
It is STILL a rigid, authoritarian power structure that suppresses any dissention.
Led by a fricking dictator, no less.
>communism and fascism are the same
No, Fascism itself was a reaction to communism. Antifascist goons were communists historically. The fighting in the streets of Europe in the lead up to WWII was between commies and fascists. Those were the two prevailing ideologies after Napoleon fricked up monarchies 100 years prior and nobody knew how they wanted their democracies to work.
Have you ever wondered why fascist regimes like Franco, Pinochet and even Hitler are remembered fondly by those who lived under it while communist regimes are almost universally and rightfully trashed
Nice history lesson.
Doesn't change ANYTHING I said, moron.
I love bringing it up because it throws antifa tards in particular (not just you) into logic loops.
i'm not antifa, i sympathize with fascism
that's why i assure you russia isn't fascist
>make a point of distinguishing moron from antifa, treating them as separate
>complete fricking mongoloid's peanut brain is unable to comprehend this
>thinks he has enough brain cells to say russia isn't fascist
go home anon.
i don't understand, you're implying antifa aren't morons?
>fascist russian
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/obese-retired-russian-general-67-27328697
Is the act of letting every general below the risk of a heart attack get assassinated part of 'the plan'?
Is Putin planning to reduce the number of dead generals by rockets by letting fat fricks die naturally in duty and thus reducing the number of dead generals due to assassination by ratio?
Russia couldn't take the (former) poorest country in Europe, and Ukraine isn't even a NATO member, they're just getting NATO's leftovers.
Russia's "elite" forces aren't even equipped or trained at the level of most US national guard forces. NATO fields F-35s in numbers, and Russia can't even keep a single SU-57 in the air. Tell me, how does Russia intend to attack NATO after 100% of its airforce is destroyed on Day 1? How do you intend to bombard us when our basic artillery units have guided rounds that can outrange yours by 20+ miles?
Western equipment is, and always will be, 20-30 years ahead of its russian equivalent. It has been demonstrated in virtually every war that has ever been fought in the 20th century. And russian "training" speaks for itself. Hold on tightly to your nuclear deterrence, Vlad, it's literally the only reason that russia is still a country.
Honestly, I am excited to see how this plays out.
I mean my boy Shoigu career is perfect example of modern rusnigeria
>be a lowgrade USSR apratchik
>never serve in army
>be appointed as boss of emergency services (in theory disaster relief shit dealing with earthquakes, fires and whatever, in practice grifters paradise allowing endless opportunities to defraud money)
>few years later your service gets incorporated into civil defense, so as its boss you automatically get rank of major general
>your organization absorbs other emergency services, so since you control more manpower you get promoted to higher general ranks
>meanwhile the civil defense get turned into a ministry, so automatically you are now a minister
>previous minister of defense gets booted for trying to unfrick russian military
>you are already a minister and army general , so you are obviously the most qualified person to take the position
>become minister of defence and 4-star general without serving a day in the field or having any military experience at all
He also married one of Putin's daughters, so theoretically he's one of the few people Putin can (maybe) trust not to be in on any serious plot to assassinate him.
Nah he's married to some big money tourist corp broad. One of putins daughters is married to a ballet dancer, the other is married to some oil company gay
wow I had no idea, wow
I love the way his job uniform comes with medals preawarded. Even more gongs than the US troony israelite health czar whatshishertheirname.
Those are just russian laundry tags. Blue ribbon on the left is do not dry clean.
"Order of St George" = premier discrete laundry service - all cum and blood stains removed no question asked
Absolutely destroyed.
That's military power right there.
russian version would be
>2021: rape victim
>2001: rape victim
>1945: rape victim
>1750: rape victim
This pic is moronic, you're allowed to wear your "top 3" awards instead of your whole rack if you want to. Guarantee you Eisenhower has just as many awards
It's not making a comment about the number of medals they're entitled to wear, you half wit. It's making a comment about the number they choose to wear.
that makes it even worse
This picture actually makes perfect sense, on the left you have American general and on the right you have a communist fifth column and they always loved their medals
You should have said EU instead of NATO
So many obvious vatniks today I 100% believe they'll either do it or something really fricking embarrassing happened in Ukraine again.
When you ask yourself how moronic is Putin to start a multiple front war before finishing the first one you have to consider this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics
The man writing that awful fanfiction is supposedly called 'Putin's brain', I will quote the better passages of the book according to Wiki.
>Franceshould be encouraged to form a bloc with Germany, as they both have a "firm anti-Atlanticist tradition"
>Polandshould be granted a "special status" in the Eurasian sphere.
>Ukraine should not be allowed to remain independent, unless it iscordon sanitaire, which would be inadmissible.
>Iranis a key ally. The book uses the term "Moscow–Tehran axis".
homie what?
>Armeniahas a special role: It will serve as a "strategic base," and it is necessary to create "the [subsidiary] axis Moscow-Yerevan-Teheran". Armenians "are anAryanpeople ... [like] the Iranians and theKurds".
No really what?
>China, which represents a danger to Russia, "must, to the maximum degree possible, be dismantled"
And in the same breath...
>Russia should offer China help "in a southern direction – Indochina...
>Russia should manipulateJapanese politicsby offering theKuril Islandsto Japan and provoking anti-Americanism.
>Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States tofuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists".
At the best case the spirit of Hitler has possessed Putin and is making him do all of Germany's mistakes in WW2, at worst there is a modern day Rasputin only with bananas instead of wiener and christianity.
> Dugin
Did you know that this guy wants to build ghettos for surfers?
He also dreams about being drilled HARD by big throbbing HATO mulatto wiener.
Also fun fact: this is the premier "geopolitical strategist" in the Kremlin. Monke and his merry band of siloviki are very fond of him
>telling all the russians that NATO will dick them good even if they're fugly, look like an animal and that they have proper schooling system
Sounds like a CIA asset to intice turncoats HIV russoids tbh.
Is there any facet of russian identity that doesn't involve taking it up the butt and then projecting that shame onto everybody else?
since when did dugin consider satanism as a bad thing? he's essentially a chaos worshipper irl
>since when did dugin consider satanism as a bad thing?
he doesnt, he just says what he can profit in the moment aka muh russia savior of the white race and create more chaos
You are basically assuming he actively wants to support the embodiment of Evil. Most Satanists in the Slavlands are probably unbearable shitheads to boot.
>The West itself is based
So he wants to turn california into a ghetto? Wtf i love vatniks now.
R*ssians really mental ill.
Lmao did a swood surfer dude frick this homie's wife or something? This is way too specific even for a schizo of his proportions
Even Putin's Rasputin is marked down 80%.
There is nothing Hitler-y going on here. Dugin has always been banana-tier Rasputinism. If anything, Putin is neo-Catharina.
He unironically identifies as a nazbol and was a nazi for ages as a kid. If he's nothing like Hitler it's not for lack of trying.
gimme a quick rundown on cuhrazy dugin
>neo-Catharina.
so does putin enjoys getting railed by horse wieners/fricking horse pussy?
Yes
Yurt plains js free and cosmodromes east of ural
Maybe Monke will actually implement his Baltic invasion plan, assuming he can scrape together enough VEH DEH VEH of course. The plan *might* have worked before the Ukrainian invasion when NATO was thoroughly complacent and thought the Russian military was actually competent. Now that NATO is on high alert and the Russian military has been revealed to be an Africa-tier joke, however, the plan is doomed to failure.
There is no way they are going to attach Lithuania. It took them literal months of 'military exercises' on the borders of Ukraine before they even attacked. How are they going to do that to Lithuania?
It's a big fricking nothingburger, as much as I'd like it.
Don't worry guys, this is not a emergency meeting, this is a 'special late-night organisational deployment mission' and there won't be an emergency statement by Putin but a 'special broadcasting announcement'.
Stupid HATO, Putin just did a Biden and needed a change of underwear, nothing to see here!
God, I fricking hope the russkies would move whatever remains of their troops by next week to the Baltics' border
Was a bit confused why OP says "this morning", then I realized russia is incapable of conducting night ops lol
Why're all you homosexuals talking about Lithuania? It's fine as a hypothesis, but nothing beyond that.
Because Russia has threatened them. Which isn't really NEW for Russia but it has been backed up with general statements from the officials in the oblast to start stacking supplies and sleeping material into bunkers and shelters in general. Which seems like a really odd fricking thing to say.
Russia's gone crazy and the oligarchs & generals are a bunch of cowards who can't assassinate ONE man.
Maybe he was being rushed to the Kremlin because somebody did try to ice him?
Surely he'd be taken to a bunker or safehouse in the event of an assassination attempt right? Russia may be incompetent in certain respects but autocrats most definitely DO NOT skimp on their own personal protection. Monke's personal security detail are probably the most competent and well-trained people in Russia.
Surely the Kremlin has those.
A public building is the last place you'd take a VIP after an assassination attempt. Putin would be in a secret safehouse or flown out to his bunker in the Urals ASAP and wouldn't be allowed to come back until his security were 100% sure they had the situation under control.
>competent and well-trained people
>in Russia
He's fricked unless he hired some stone-cold killers from another country and pays them their weight in gold every year for life.
these things take time, eventually an inflection point will trigger SOMETHING to happen
Anon the rest of them are just as insane as monke.
They want a win, and spooking a NATO country enough to make them back down would be a big one on the international stage, especially if it's the EU pushing Lithuania to concede. Seems like what they're actually getting is told to frick off by a country of <3 million people which is just more embarrassment.
Pieces are moving, there may be a play.
As much as I wish a Black person would, my personal guess is they're panicking a bit, because Canada just passed a law that allows them to literally straight-up seize the properties sanctioned russian parties and then transfer it over to the Ukrainians. And with them opening the floodgates, chances are others will start passing similar.
Frickers, how about you check what NATO is doing aircraft wise around Kaliningrad and Lithuania currently. That might give us an idea if shit is about to go down or not.
I checked, the only interesting aircraft is one without a callsign that has been circling around the Romanian-Ukrainian border for awhile.
you mean "the usual"?
yeah, standard shit these days
Strap me to ICBM and fire me at moscow. Frick ruissia.
I highly doubt it'll happen but god if Russia attacked a NATO/EU country I would be the first casualty of this war on American soil (I would die of laughter)
>There is rumour about special operation
Rumor has it homosexuality is up 200% in slav land
I wish a Black person would
Bear in mind that F-35s need air bases. Russia does have the capability at least to knock out such bases within reach of their arty. Meaning sorties will be heavily degraded. 4th gen aircraft stand no chance against 5th gen air superiority engagements but Russia doesn’t have a lot of ground strike capability to begin with so all they need to do is reduce NATO sortie rates to the minimum possible.
Russian maneuver capabilities are hamstrung by morale and corruption — although corruption won’t be as bad now that Putin is focusing on un-screwing his army. Besides that most rifle units are from minorities no one in Russia cares about so they can be largely killed off and not impact the country that much. Whites from Moscow and St. Petersburg have yet to be drawn in and that is an important demographic the military has left alone for now.
Current BTGs won’t stand a chance against primary European militaries, but the primaries may not participate.Needless to say the US would be gross overkill. So would the UK but the expense of such an intervention may keep them out of it.
>So would the UK but the expense of such an intervention may keep them out of it.
While normally I would agree with you, Boris is in a precarious situation right now and would probably like nothing more than to send in the troops for a popularity boost (or at least get the media to talk about something else for a bit). Kinda like Thatcher and the Falklands. Of course, Boris is no Thatcher. If she (or Reagan for that matter) were still running things Moscow would have become a glowing crater 15 minutes after the Russians crossed the Ukrainian border.
I know a lot of Brit’s who say they hated her, but I can never get a clear answer why
Depends on where you live. If you're in London and the Souf she's practically a saint who turned it into the financial center it is today. If you live in Scotland or the Norf she is basically Satan since she deindustrialized those regions and they still haven't recovered. We used to have a coal mining industry much like Germany does. We don't no' mo'.
she cut off the leg of the 'industrial' part of UK because it was being outpriced and outpaced by other nations and invested the money into making sure London was the capital centre of the world (which was until a few years ago). So if you're a 'bigger picture' kinda guy she was great, if you're a 'hard working local man me father was a miner and his father before him' etc then she is the devil. This is predominately split geographically.
financial capital/centre of the world I meant
She funded it all by selling off all of Britain's national assets, BAE being one of them. Her policies brought about short term pain, mid term gain and long term back to pain. Check out how much the UK taxpayer got from North sea oil compared to Norway - it's something like a third despite extracting more oil and gas. We basically just donated most of our oil wealth to a few corporations and allowed the industrial parts of the country to stagnate with no investment. She was a fricking idiot.
But the UK was in a very dire position back then. What else could have been done?
Inflation wasn't fixed by sending all the excess wealth to some account in the Cayman Islands. Relying on increasingly subsidised coal mining was not sustainable but shitting the entire bed at once has obviously not worked out well for the economy in the long term. With oil we should have done what Norway did, and with privatisation we should have kept a stake in everything we privatised that would then consistently be paying a proportion of dividends back to the national treasury. Which is basically what Norway did with oil.
This is always a cope, that shit is auctioned off but no one wants to buy failing national “businesses” for full price. People said the same about the post office.
Royal mail was a great example because they sold it for way below market value, allowing the first buyers to make a personal profit and funnel it to tax havens instead of the money going to investing in national services or infrastructure. This is very helpful for the economy but it's difficult to explain why due to the complex theory involved.
Fookin Thatcher
These were men wae a trade
you could just check wikipedia, i mean how lazy can you be
PrepHole is a more reliable info, Anon. Tho even I'm not sure if I'm joking or not.
Right to buy for council housing. Made some into overnight middle class as they became homeowners of property that has gone up massively in value. For those who their property didn't, we'll they stayed poor. And they never used the revenue to fund a new stock of council housing to replace what right to buy sold off. She's a divisive figure.
All of NATO's artillery has much longer range and precision than Russia's Soviet hand-aimed garbage. The moment they try to advance into anything they'll be seen coming from a hundred miles and the force will be whittled down to nothing.
>Bear in mind that F-35s need air bases.
Unless you're suggesting that Russian arty can reach Western Europe, F-35s can always take-off from Western Europe, re-fuel in Eastern Europe, hit its targets, and return to Western Europe. Sure, it would still slow down and lessen the amount of sorties, but they wouldn't be "heavily degraded".
bro, just how long a range do you think Russian artillery has? This is the most humorously insane take ITT.
So uh
What's Putin gonna do about Lithuania?
Nuke them? Try shooting Kh-62s in their general direction. He doesn't have a military to invade them with.
>be Putin
>on way home
>get shits
>"Driver, what's the closest safe building on our route? The Kremlin? Drive me there as fast as possible"
>some time later
>Putin is finished shitting his guts out
>checks phone
>400 news about WW3 being started
>"i only needed to shit..."
What the frick did they mean by this
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
Go there, type in numbers, it means those numbers are Russian bomber ranges and they're active, which they are, I am listening now, can't understand tho.
OK I knew what they meant in terms of the radio activity I meant what the frick did Russia mean by scrambling bombers
Flexing a limp dick
OH FRICK LADS. A Beechcraft RC-12 Guardrail IS LOITERING AROUND LITHUANIA/KALININGRAD BORDER
OH MY FRICK
FORGOT MY IMAGE
Russia is also doing patrols.... lads.....
And looks like Poland just launched theirs too.... >The P.68 Observer is an observation aircraft variant
Not heading over to the border though. Interesting. Last three flights it headed over Estonia and patrolled there.
I doubt it they have the balls to do that, only if Putin is really dying and don't give a frick about his country becoming a parking spot. I wonder if somehow a big war start, how fast the war machine will start to make weapons
So why was that motorcade going to the Kremlin? What happened? I google this and nothing comes up bar that twitter and fringe adware filled websites reporting it (some with the added info of the Russian long range bomber voice net being active and one of their command jets being in the air).
Sooooo nothing happened?
Ofc. Rußia is a b***h and we're in the vatnik posturing thread
guess we'll know in the mor-
*DA DOOM*
OMG A RUSSKY BOMBER JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE WTF IM AROUSED
>something horrible happens
>Putin is rushed to Kremlin to make a decision
>sir, what will we do?
>nothing, maybe have someone make some threats tomorrow
This is Russia for the past 4 months.
>rumour
and it's gonna stay a rumor imo. an attack on Lithuania would mean immediate war with NATO
Russians unironically believe that "nobody in hato will die for lithuania axaxaxa they iwll let us have it" because they think everyone holds promises and agreements in the same regard they do. It was also stupid of them to believe the Ukrainian military would fold in 3 days so you can drive intelligence assets into Kiev but they went and did it.
>Russians unironically believe that "nobody in hato will die for lithuania axaxaxa they iwll let us have it"
It feels very similar to "Why die for Danzig?" and "THE AMERICANS WIRR FORD WHEN WE ATTACK PEAR HARBOUR DUE TO SUPEROR JAPANESE FIGHTING SPIRIT"
I went to bed, I dreamt of my ex, I woke up and there's still no happening. God dammit, world, come on.
why does tatorcoons are such a fricking vatBlack folk
>special operation in Lithuania
i wish a mongol Black person would
I fricking hate lithuania it is the worst country ever all the people are fricking shitty and annoying, their pride and grace, vilnius, was built by polish, their 2nd favorite, klaipeda, was built by germans. And their fricking language, its the most annoying earscratching mindbreaking mental illness inducing language ever. I hope putin fricking nukes it into oblivion and destroys everything fricking in it, i hope it will be an unlivable place for thousanss of years.
>I fricking hate lithuania it is the worst country ever all the people are fricking shitty and annoying, their pride and grace, vilnius, was built by polish, their 2nd favorite, klaipeda, was built by germans. And their fricking language, its the most annoying earscratching mindbreaking mental illness inducing language ever. I hope putin fricking nukes it into oblivion and destroys everything fricking in it, i hope it will be an unlivable place for thousanss of years.
>hang in there buddy, it gets better!
Im a bad person
stay mad
>Putin suddenly arrived at the Kremlin at night
Doubt, the bunker dwarf is probably still bunkering
A second oil platform was apparently hit. FIRMS only shows the first one on fire, may be updated soon
>smoking on an oil platform
Reckless.
>Putin made unusual late night dash to Kremlin in cavalcade of sirens yesterday
>There are suspicions he has prepared a new televised statement on the war
>Kremlin spokesman Dmitri Peskov denied this and said 'everything is normal'
>The dash came directly after a meeting with Belarus president Lukashenko
>A few hours later Russian bombers launched missiles at Ukraine from Belarus
big nothingburger.