The war is to be decided by single combat. You are selected as the champion of your nation.

The war is to be decided by single combat.

You are selected as the champion of your nation.

It is a melee duel, what is your weapon of choice?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only a fool wouldn't pick a polearm / halberd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a formation weapon. You get one, maybe two attacks against a skilled opponent, and then they're on you. It's for good reason the Dutch manuals had every pikeman armed with a sword, at the ready, often with his off-hand already resting on the hilt.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not taking a spear.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    F-22

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern times, modern solutions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The inertia of the saw on the end makes it easy for someone with a baseball bat to whack it to the side and close in. Bats are OP.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my bare fists are more powerful than any weapon

      Imagining making an absolute fool out of yourself without realizing because your boast fell right after someone posted a contemporary 40k chain-halberd
      >Be Night Lord
      >Find some collateral
      >Toss them your bolt pistol
      >Cut the lights
      >Throttle the Chain Halberd
      VRMMMMRMMMMMRMMMMM
      >Your red eyes all they can see - getting closer
      >BANG
      >Lights turn on
      >Problems solve themselves

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my bare fists are more powerful than any weapon

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the banjo

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frostmourne

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    History strongly suggests a spear.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shield and club.
    Throwing darts fixed inside the shield in case I face a spear gay.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zweihänder to dunk it on speargays like the Landsknechte did.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pick the weapon we both use?
    German Longsword.
    I’m tall so I’ve got a little reach, might give me that edge and spear on spear combat quite frankly scares me.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but my wiener in hand. The enemy will bow in impotence

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boat Oar

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a shit smeared stick

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose an elephant.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some say the pen is mightier

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they're down to choosing me as a melee fighter we're fricked anyways so I take my cool sword and run away

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it has a bolter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still a melee weapon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are so fricking stupid even for 40k

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love the whole idea. Like full circle back to handgonnes, but now with select fire.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    spear is probably the smart option, but flail is the baller's choice

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nun-chuck

    and it isnt even close

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Siberian flag colored dilator.
    >7 colors, 7 inches, zero self respect. Plus, there is a 50/50 chance I will kill myself anyway after my genital mutilation is complete.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related
    Everyone above me is gay

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gun spear

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my two hands I have my Naginata and strapped to my leg a wakizashi in case things get hairy…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spear swords are decent weapons

      And wazikashi are battle proven for communists

      According to Otoya Yamaguchi, he did for the emperor, like a samurai

      To remove the communist from Japan and maintain friendship with the USA

      Of course he did not want Japan being another Korea or Vietnam

      But even deeper roots, Chinese ties, the blood with China

      They thought they can just walk right in and take seats

      With the Karl Marxism and CCP, like Korea/Vietnam

      Otoya Yamaguchi and his wazakashi thought otherwise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >According to Otoya Yamaguchi, he did it for the emperor, like a samurai

        And Karl Marxist North Korea threatens missiles over Japan as well, it's tense these days

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/ikVuAPx.jpg

          Spear swords are decent weapons

          And wazikashi are battle proven for communists

          According to Otoya Yamaguchi, he did for the emperor, like a samurai

          To remove the communist from Japan and maintain friendship with the USA

          Of course he did not want Japan being another Korea or Vietnam

          But even deeper roots, Chinese ties, the blood with China

          They thought they can just walk right in and take seats

          With the Karl Marxism and CCP, like Korea/Vietnam

          Otoya Yamaguchi and his wazakashi thought otherwise

          Personally, I would never advocate this

          But then again, I do not live in Japan

          Right next to communist China with deep history of war with China

          I'm not condoning his actions, and that was pretty much it for commies in Japan

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mace and shield. I have ninja stars in my pocket to throw at morons with spears

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitfall trap

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suitcase nuke.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashbringer obviously

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