Guys, the Orcas have stopped respecting us.
The collective memory of whale hunting has grown weak in their minds. It's only a matter of time until they start hunting us. How do we put those murder machines back into their place?
The Orcas Strike Back
orcas should unironically be genocided
They target immigrant boats and eat seals (seals are buttholes). Orcas are the best thing to happen to the Mediterranean.
>OooooooooRAaaaaaaateeeeeeee
>ooooOOoooooooooooOOoooooooOOo
>bubble noises
>click click clik
>t. orca
She made me type it out for her.
they are angry uncle ted died
There is something terrifyingly human about them.
Last I heard they were specifically attacking "migrant" boats, so I so bully for the orcas!
How do they figure out a boat is a migrant boat though?
the smell
They could hear the clicking noises echoing from the hull and they thought it was dolphins.
Industrial fishing was a disaster for orkind
no orca ever called me racist
There was a pod of Orca in Australia in the whaling days that would round up other species of Whale out at sea and muster them in to a bay. Then one Orca names Old Tom would go and slap his tail near the shore to get the attention of the Whalers, who would paddle out and harpoon the Whales, the Orca would then help tow the whales in to shore by biting the rope. Then the Whalers get to work processing the kill and feed the livers and tongues and parts the Orca liked to the Orca before they cut it up for themselves, the offal would also attract smaller fish that the Orca would eat.
Eventually though, some dude who wasn't part of the whaling crew shot one of the Orca and they stopped helping. Only Old Tom kept coming back and another dude managed to pull some of his teeth out in a tug of war because he didn't want to give the first dibs on food to the Orca, so he got angry and tried to swim off with the carcass on a rope. It's thought losing his teeth possibly lead to his death, His skeleton is on display in a Whaling Museum and you can go and see where his teeth are worn out from years of pulling the ropes.
Smart bastards.
I bet that guy who broke the pact got the shit beaten out of him
They were trying to hang him and he got the frick out of town
>stopped
They never did.
They used to know that if they stepped out of line and munched down some surfers then they would get ye olde harpoon
I don't go in the fricking ocean so it's not my problem