The Mad Monkey Man was actually going to fucking do it!!!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moronic anon here with medieval weapon autistic knowledge. Please brief me like I'm a 5 year old on what this is about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unternehmen Merkur 2.0 : Vatnik Banan edition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were probably going to try a combat drop near Kyiv/hostomel. Called off at last minute apparently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Called off at last minute apparently.
        Someone figured out that this VDV unit was the one that wasn't supposed to be sacrificed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weird airborn assault on Homstomel.
      >usual procedure is para's first to estabilsh LZ's and then you ferry in your heli infantry
      >russians sent the heli's first and planned on sending the para's second.

      Luckily they did, Russian heli's took MANPAD fire on their way in which they probably didnt expect and hence called off the operation. Had they sent in the para's first, those Il-76's flying low and slow would have been sitting ducks. It would have been a slaughter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It would have been a slaughter.
        kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine all the IL-76's getting destroyed by artillery...good lord

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There were also still fighters and plenty of heavy SAM systems operational in Ukraine, this para-operation was wildly optimistic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no they were all destroyed within the first hour. western militaries were seething in jealousy at russias staggering military capabilities far surpassing their own.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >luckily

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, are they pretending like they didn't send VDV to fetch bananas at Hostomel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didnt actually do a combat drop tho.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They know that if they drop more VDV, the Khorne blood runes will trigger and warp will overtake us.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the KINO we lost, FRICK UKRAINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fricking devastated. Can you imagine the unfiltered, unadulterated moronation of them trying to pull off what would almost certainly be a combat drop they got briefed on five minutes before?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scores of dead VDV troops. We were robbed bros... https://soundcloud.com/chucklefrick/bonzivdv

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does ivan still drop tankers inside their vehicles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Turns out even in the best conditions shit breaks a lot when you do this.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Russia was planning on winning the invasion by setting all of Ukraine on fire with the debris falling out of the sky ..? Pretty fricking pised off they aborted. The video of all those planes coming down would have been the perfect historical documentation of just how moronic this entire shitshow is.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that on the day of the invasion they WERE in the air.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it had happened, would k believe it or believe the Russian denials?

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